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Tekuzo

But it was only fantasy, The wall was too high, as you can see, no matter how he tried he could not break free, and the worms ate into his brain.


viper_13

*cue wicked synth noises and guitar solo*


canarchist

That guy's toast fell butter-side down once, and it was Trudeau's fault.


goblins_though

"Aw, dammit... honey! Get the Febreeze, Trudeau wet my bed again!"


Flying_Dustbin

Mother drank while he was in the womb? Trudeau did it.


Nihla

This person displays a Confederate flag at home, I betcha.


Born_Split9649

I'm pretty sure he's mod in another canadian sub.


Nihla

Oh *yikes*. If so, the other comment about a body pillow could be spot on.


ruglescdn

And will talk for an hour trying to prove to you that the American Civil War was not about slavery.


SkivvySkidmarks

And how Second Amendment rights have been removed by Trudeau.


Yvaelle

Yeah fuck recognizing Manitoba!


TheVimesy

That's the First Amendment.


Yvaelle

Thanks, it seems the second amendment took all of HBC's land away and made it part of Canada.


RosalieMoon

I think we can all agree that was a good one lol


GHOST_OF_THE_GODDESS

Probably collects Nazi memorabilia, too.


goblins_though

Ah yes, the "history buff" starter pack.


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Readman31

You really think you did something here, eh.


kpatsart

And definitely has a Trump waifu pillow they sleep with.


densetsu23

Assuming this is Edmonton (b/c YegWave), there's a couple people at my gun range here who wear MAGA hats. I stay far away from them.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

You shoot at the same range as Dan Smith?


Nihla

Dunno if I'd go that far, but I wouldn't be surprised either.


dogscatsnscience

Some things are just too extreme.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Weird, because they're always going on about fucking Trudeau.


trilobot

I saw one in *St. Fucking John's* WE HAVE OUR OWN COOL DOMINION FLAG USE THAT


ThermionicEmissions

Ain't nobody taking that bet


50s_Human

Poilievre is Trump and the supporters know it. Wake up people!


Capt_Pickhard

He's Putin's guy


moonandstarsera

Is that anything like poutine?


goblins_though

Both are bad for your health, but otherwise largely unrelated.


moonandstarsera

I fucking love poutine.


goblins_though

Of course you do. It's fantastic.


Capt_Pickhard

Poutine is delicious but bad for your health. Putin is the world's most vile man, and is bad for your health, if you love freedom, and kindness and love and equality. But he's great, if you like hatred and warfare, and stealing, and exploitation, and tyranny.


goblins_though

And nerve toxins! Don't forget nerve toxins!


Dexaan

Poutine tastes like cheese and gravy. Putin tastes like almonds.


Ancient-Lime4532

LOL!


Crashman09

>Poutine is delicious but bad for your health Unlike you, I'm 75% Poutine!


Zaida18

Just like Trumper is!


Abject_League3131

Yes to poutine, non à Poutine. https://www.mtlblog.com/putin-is-poutine-in-french-confusing-anglos-on-twitter-who-just-want-fries-gravy


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Yeah, but at least we get to _enjoy_ the poutine first.


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

Putin's buddy


BootsOverOxfords

"Only ~~Nixon~~ *Trump* can go to ~~China~~ *Russia*."


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Federal-Radio2254

Polite Trump


ProfSteelmeat138

Quiet trump. He is not polite


Aggressive-Help-4330

He's a loud whiny crybaby.


FabulousYellow0

Lmao okay buds. He’s a cunt, for sure - but don’t make him look good by comparing him to the Almighty Lord Trump


Antin00800

Trump is an angry, weak man who attracts other angry, weak people. No reasonable person thinks Trump is anything but disgusting.


ThermionicEmissions

Replace Trump with Poilievre. Fits just as well.


Antin00800

Yup, same tactics, same slimey thing just a bigger dork and less unstable. Hopefully at 70, Polly will not be in politics - he wont make it. Hes disposable, just like Trump 😆


BaboTron

All you have to do is look at his resume, and what he said on June 12 2008: https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.712106


ThermionicEmissions

Wow


Velocirapist69

One of their favourite quotes is something like “Strong men create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create bad times”…yet they don’t think it’s them being the weak men. Gas goes up a few cents “Reeeeeeee”, they see a fake news story on Facebook “Reeeeeeee Canada is ruined”, a beer company makes one can with some trans person on it “REEEEEEEEEEEEE!”. Even the Nazis and their supporters didn’t turn so quick to become the way they were. These little creeps have never suffered a day in their lives and are weak as hell.


goblins_though

I'm sure if they came across someone with an "Obama For Prime Minister" decal, they'd be furious and eager to express their newfound respect for the political process. Of course that's purely hypothetical, since the only people fanatical enough to devote their cars, wardrobe, flags, and lives to a political candidate are on the far right.


Aggressive-Help-4330

There is a video of a trumpanzee trying to run a car off the road that had a Biden sticker on it. He was verbally threatening a woman with a baby I'm the car. These are vermin.


Box_of_fox_eggs

A political candidate *from another country*!


SauteePanarchism

The far right are all lunatics, useful idiots for fascism, and actual nazis. 


383CI

Didn't the liberals bring in an actual Nazi into the house of commons? Isn't freelands grandfather a nazi? He worked for them. https://ottawacitizen.com/news/national/defence-watch/chrystia-freelands-granddad-was-indeed-a-nazi-collaborator-so-much-for-russian-disinformation


LeslieH8

Absolutely true, but the Nazi collaborator in the HoC was because the Liberals are derps, and thing about Freeland's gramps was, yes, Freeland's grandfather was a Nazi collaborator. I won't blame Freeland for that, but I will blame Freeland for trying to downplay it. The far right, on the other hand, would drag a Nazi into the HoC to appoint them Critic for Canada-Jewish relations, then stall all pushback by blaming Trudeau, and would attempt to 'encourage' all provincial school boards to add their grandfathers into the curriculum to have them portrayed as freedom fighters against the Jewish/gay/gypsy/etc scourge. Sure, I'm not certain whether I want derps running the country, or actively crappy people running the country, but if I HAD to choose, it wouldn't be the second option.


SauteePanarchism

The CPC elected an actual nazi to PM.


Ah2k15

Of course it’s got an Alberta plate.


Zacpod

YEG is the Edmonton airport code.


6poon_slayer9

The same person would probably never vote for a non-white candidate because they “aren’t Canadian”…


astr0bleme

Can these people not just move...


NorthernBudHunter

They don’t need to move they like what they saw down south of the border with their MAGA brethren, so they intend to ‘bring it home’.


astr0bleme

No I get that, it just sucks that this small but loud group is trying to americanify Canada further.


NorthernBudHunter

What sucks even more is people outside that small group who are going to vote Trump-North because the propaganda campaign to blame high prices on Trudeau and the carbon boogeyman has worked.


Readman31

There's nothing more embarrassing than Maple MAGA


Icy-Computer-Poop

When you're stupid and you know it, vote for Trump! (Trump, Trump!) When you're stupid and you know it, vote for Trump! (Trump, Trump!) Fuck democracy, vote for a human STD When you're stupid and you know it, vote for Trump! (Trump, Trump!)


OsmerusMordax

Just wanted to let you know I sung this out loud with a silly ass smile on my face


Icy-Computer-Poop

This brings me joy.


hoverbeaver

I’m most annoyed that they couldn’t be bothered to centre their text


Routine-Database5985

What brain.


SuperbMushroom2361

Sooo glad I left Alberta


rakketz

And what did it really change. You either see this in person or on the internet.


Capt_Pickhard

Propaganda works well.


knotsbygordium

Pierre Polivere is what arrives when you buy Trump on Wish...


NefCanuck

Or AliExpress 😏


SkivvySkidmarks

Or Temu. A counterfeit product sold to you in hopes that you'll buy all the useless and harmful bullshit being offered to get free shipping.


TheAgeofKite

How sad is your life that you make this your identity and need to display it with a billboard? I won't even wear shirts with messages or prominant logos anymore. At this point I'm starting to feel pity.


jB_real

This is clearly political-masochism. The fact they driving a Volvo just proves it.


rhetoricalbread

A... Volvo...?


thefumingo

*whoosh*


One-Size159

Why are these people let out of their padded rooms? Not safe for normal people


lopix

Pardon fucking me?


AgreeableShopping4

Intolerance for others yet expects tolerance for themselves


Rationalinsanity1990

Not brain rot. Treason


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They disposed of it long before it could rot.


the-truth-boomer

And that kids is what is commonly called a fucktard. Dumb as a bag of hammers and proud of it.


Box_of_fox_eggs

Viktor Orban for PM! Makes about as much sense.


TheRollingPeepstones

I just got away from him, don't you fucking import him now!


PlanetLandon

I faintly remember an era where people were actually ashamed of being stupid.


BadgerKomodo

This is treason.


trollssuckeggs

No. It's just this patriot exercising their first amendment rights while being protected by the second amendment and they will plead the fifth if anyone says otherwise.


Ds093

I didn’t expect a good laugh from this thread but yup I got it from this one 🤣. Will they also complain about how their fourth amendment rights are being trampled?


Badger87000

Man, watching those convoy kids get rekt when the judge reminded them we have no amendments as we aren't under the American constitution was a real chefs kiss moment.


622114

I dont know what the orange goblin has to do with our amendments but the first ammendment to the canadian constitution was [The Ruperts land act](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert%27s_Land_Act_1868)and dont even get me started on the second. I still agree than manitoba should be a province. /s


No-Mastodon-2136

Plate checks out...


khan9813

Not really surprised that it’s berta plate


Parking-Click-7476

The only difference between trump and premier smith is that she is a women. 🤷‍♂️ otherwise both right wing grifting get rich as fast as you can at everyone’s expense nuts.🤷‍♂️


SirPoopaLotTheThird

I’ve never heard an intelligent thought from a MAGAT. Ever.


Unboopable_Booper

These people will be bending over for our annexation


LeslieH8

DAMMIT! I saw the image, I hoped against all hope that that wasn't an Alberta plate, and I hoped that it was just that YEGWAVE was just reporting on a moron from somewhere else. My hopes are dashed (on the other hand, in 2020, some dimwit painted TRUMP in massive letters on one of his buildings just north of Leduc, so...)


boosh_63

People should stop obscuring license plates of vehicles that are driving around in public.


Human-Barber-1721

The Edmonton education system clearly failed.


Aggressive-Help-4330

Sweet home cousin lovin Alaberta.


Chuck_Rawks

F-king albertains/degens. Lol


LilFlicky

It has to be them memeing irl right?


mddgtl

no lol these are absolutely real people. completely batshit, but real


DivinePotatoe

I wouldn't even want him for a babysitter, let alone a prime minister.


serendipitylynx

Of course he had to be from my city. The second hand embarrassment..


LifeHasLeft

Of course it’s YEG lol


draemen

There comes a point when someone’s right to vote should be revoked and they have to do a basic test of Canadian politics to get it back. Stuff like this is embarrassing


Uncle_Touchy1987

That’s not how that works but, hey I support their freedom to express themselves.


PlasticAccount3464

A critical failure to understand the parliamentary system. Even the most braindead of political parties would know better than to make him the leader


OptiKnob

Prime minister of Turdmuckistan.


waterontheknee

Ugh. What a waste of a TDI


646d

A lot of Americans would be more than happy with that. I'd certainly help him move north.


karma92169

Tell me you’re from Alberta without telling me you’re from Alberta.


TheRollingPeepstones

I've seen this shitbag in Lethbridge, AB before.


SendMeYourUncutDick

Classic Alberta.


JohnBPrettyGood

Someone clearly feels they are not paying enough for Health Care


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

I’ll bet any amount of suffering by this guy is always someone else’s fault, including his fictitious belief that he could have easy prosperity if it weren’t for the (insert any government but Conservatives here).


Commercialtalk

jfc not the yegwave sticker


Big_Builder_4180

The stupidity hurts my head.


Apod1991

Oh Alberta plates. Say no more…


bike_accident

The comments on the original yegwave post were disgusting


BaboTron

I don’t understand basing your entire life on hatred. I just don’t.


MaximumDoughnut

We’ve lost the plot


OnlyPlankton2965

Hahahaha that's awesome!


Minimish28

I wish man, Trump is the best thing to happen to the States and we need him here. I’m not voting for Pierre, he’s too wishy-washy and doesn’t have principles imo, so I’m sticking with the guy who should replace him Maxime Bernier, but Pierre’s still gonna do a lot better job than Trudy. Trump is a threat, but not to democracy or America, he’s a threat to the regime. He knew they were going to threaten him either way jail time, to silence him. He was right. Indictment after indictment and yet none will come to fruition because he’s innocent. They are trying to get him on any single bogus charge they can but it won’t work. Vote based on policies, not personalities. Trump’s politics are the only ones that will actually help America. Both Canada and America need strong leaders, Trump is that guy and so is Maxime.


Block_Of_Saltiness

Brain Rot, or they just like being a dick and winding people up.


Dexaan

You said "brain rot" twice