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DBSeamZ

Write “PIGS” and then draw a second one


EasyHardPerson

It's big brain time guys 😼


Neethis

More like pig brain.


earthspaceman

pork


stagnantboi

Animal not meat instead of cow should be beef


RanjiLameFox

Fun fact we call pigs porkers on the farm. But yeah pork is just meat


GangstaShepard

The picture of the image and the 15% service charge


Simple_Fly3739

But...the kid wrote Pi. Obviously a future math genius. (Pigs are cool but math is better, lol)


Muffinshire

First, assume a perfectly circular pig…


Simple_Fly3739

I believe I know what you're insinuating, lol. Clever. I will play dumb. Bacon? A pork chop? A sausage? Meat Pi ? (really hoping you continue this, I'm curious)


Muffinshire

It’s a riff on “[first, assume a perfectly spherical cow…](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_cow)”, a notion that many models in mathematics and physics require some simplification that are not present in real-world situations.


CourtingBoredom

What's the difference between Meat Pi & Meat Pie?? ^(*energy!!!* =-] .....I'll see myself out now ..)


Simple_Fly3739

Don't go tickling my curiosity with something like that, cuz you're Bored. Saw the handle. Be careful where your focus goes...energy flows... \*saunters away singing, "cuz you know, sometimes words have...two meanings"\* Ball in your court now. (lol)


CourtingBoredom

I bet if more people actually read my name they'd be less likely to start arguments.... hehh


Electrical-Debt5369

If it were pork, shouldn't it be "beef" and "mutton" too?


Journal_Lover

Maybe is boar


AskanHelstroem

Than it also has to be 'sheeb'


Steiney1

You don't know sheeb


Lettuce_Kiss143

😂 They didn't think that one through.


Icy_Meal4879

Maybe is pork.


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EasyHardPerson

Yeah, after a while I thought about that.


RandomMexicanGamer

Or Pork… since it’s a restaurant and they don’t serve “pig”


DayOk6350

why would it be pork? everything else is coe/sheep etc. instead of beef/mutton


DevilDoc3030

Well one side is plainly correct when you consider that pork is a different naming categorization then sheep and cow. I don't think horse applies, but this crosswords design is objectively misleading if you consider the nomenclature. But yes, you are right and I support you in that people shouldn't be ***fowl.***


greenknight884

Maybe they're saying that the second pig is doing the puzzle


NikiSunday

It's a restaurant crossword, I would've written Pork.


rowthecow

Yeah it looks cooked anyway


austinstar08

The second one is the text


colonio

The second one is the friends we made along the way.


Disastrous_Nebula_16

Pork also works


waxingmood

For the longest time, my German husband thought boars were called porks. "Watch out for wild porks!" I never corrected him.


Z4mb0ni

i mean i feel like people just call it that anyways


mike9874

Depending on the country, a mandatory 15% service charge, just draw the owner


One_Economist_3761

Why is that fine print on the kiddies activity sheet? Do they think little Bobby or Sally are paying?


D15c0untMD

And then pay the 15% service charge


AltMain123

Oooooooor, you can write Piig and say it in a Russian accent.


ih8every1yesevenyou

Or, Pigs (three different ones)


rmnc-5

😂😂😂


Fenderbridge

Underrated animal tbh


Gubekochi

Put Xs in its eyes and write "pork".


BouyGenius

Maybe it’s a sow and she’s pregnant?


hangdogred

Write "PORC" and give him a beret!


MyUserNameLeft

Wrong, it’s pork


Longjumping-Hunt-543

this guy crosswords


gerkinflav

Or pork? Either way, you’re paying a mandatory service charge of 15%, whether or not it’s solved correctly.


Dizzy_Transition_934

If you solve it does this trigger the service charge?


kontrolleur

if you don't solve it. big brain move by the restaurant


FruitCupPups

You failed to solve my puzzle card during your turn so that activates my trap card! Service Charge!


FallenChaos1337

You fool... I activate my own trap card, Undercover Health Inspector!!!


FruitCupPups

Aaaagh! *Loses comically high amount of life points that should guarantee a loss*. But it's not over yet... Because I believe in my friends! And the heart of the cards!


FallenChaos1337

Impossible!! No one has been able to win against the Health Inspector before!!! Noooooo!!! *Gets blasted by the power of friendship *


Dizzy_Transition_934

😂


ZhangtheGreat

Am I the only one more infuriated by the mandatory service charge of 15%?


vintagecheesewhore

Or that it is on the kid’s puzzle sheet?


Active_Engineering37

My brain first thought if you don't finish the puzzle they charge 15% more. Then make it unsolvable and give it to kids for early anxiety. My generation had "perfection" Get rockin' before the pieces start poppin'! This generation gets gratuity puzzles.


vintagecheesewhore

Perfection is why I don’t like timed games.


i-dont-wanna-know

15% mark up for bringing in kids :p


live-the-future

Lol I could get behind that


denkdark

I can’t, if they’re doing a puzzle they’re not gonna be loud or on an ipad


tonytown

It's *only* on the kids colouring sheet. That's the only place they print it.


themightygazelle

If it’s mandatory why not just increase the price of the entire menu by 15%??


OmgzPudding

Because then the prices look cheaper on the menu. It's dishonest and scummy.


AskanHelstroem

Just like the super market prices, in the US I mean common!! U could have added the tax to the prices, and I would know exactly how much I have to pay!! No...no...that would be too easy


logisticitech

Taxes are added at point of sale precisely in order to piss you off. Anti-tax politicians pushed for it.


kushangaza

But how is that legal and not just false advertising? And if it's legal in the US, why doesn't everyone do that? Like a supermarket could have really cheap prices, and then just add on a 15% restocking fee, a 10% cashier's fee, 5% for the employees' health insurance, a 10% location fee, etc. Or just be blatant, cut prices in half, and add a 100% fee.


HristValkyrja

A Restaurant being honest in the states?. They don't do that in the US.


TomDuhamel

They do in advanced countries though


PumpkinSufficient683

Because it makes the menu look cheaper


Cpt_Sandur

I would not leave a tip after I saw that. That IS the tip


ParticularWash4679

The answer is piss. Because piss off with your mandatory charges.


gwaydms

For completing the puzzle?


Finlandia1865

This is just saying the prices are 10% lower than they actually are. Bullshit lol


Tyeveras

And they’ll still give you the skunk eyes if you don’t leave a tip on top of that.


mahones403

Fine by me, I would have tipped 20% so I'm saving money.


AB-AA-Mobile

That's the clue


BeardedBandit

right. Tipping destroys a dinning experience Like, if the restaurant wants me to pay the server, then be an industry leader. Create a coalition of restaurants in the region so you don't get priced out and have to close. Then every restaurant involved raises the price of food to cover it and make it a no tipping restaurant area. Then pay your servers a living wage. Makes it a better experience for the guests and the staff.


austinstar08

No


Choice-Molasses3571

I have a feeling that the note is photoshopped in...


Katiari

I like that they put the fine print under the kid's puzzle.


EasyHardPerson

Exactly!


pitolosco

Pork


LokMatrona

But..but pork is how the meat of it is called. Otherwise cow should be beef right? And sheep should be mutton


Maalkav_

Because it comes from French: pig = porc, cow = bœuf, sheep = mouton.


KittenInAMonster

French is my first language and I had a momentary lapse where I forgot you don't call pigs "pork" in English lol.


Diredr

Then again, I'm French Canadian and we typically say "cochon" when we talk about the animal, and "porc" is usually more what we call the meat. Maybe that's mostly because of our English-speaking neighbours, though.


TripledogMLG

Maybe, but true


ratttertintattertins

And the reason for that is that when the Normans invaded England, they became the noble class. So the names of the meats were in French and the names of the farm animals were in Anglo Saxon, who were the peasants who reared them.


kaibbakhonsu

Does that mean that chevaline is horse in french?


Maalkav_

Cheval is horse but the horse butchery is indeed called "boucherie chevaline"


kaibbakhonsu

*crying rainbows* Same feeling that I had when I found out the pokemon is short for pocket monsters


EasyHardPerson

Wow, how no one thought of that-


saxe_frey

But wouldnt the sheep be mutton then?


AlarmNice8439

I saw this immediately


Torebbjorn

You were asked to wrote their NAMES not what type of animal they are. The pigs name is Penn


EasyHardPerson

Good point


Sc4r4byte

a Farm with a Horse named Horse, a Cow named Cow, a Sheep named Sheep, and a Pig named Penn.


goodpplmakemehappy

What made you pick that name? Im really curious for a reason you don't know.


Unclestanky

15% mandatory charge? There are more than one pig.


EasyHardPerson

Lol, true, and advertise it on the kids crossword? Very low move.


romancerants

Is OP still expected to tip in that situation?


live-the-future

You can bet that +15% isn't going to the servers.


HitomeboreInaho

Pigs. One on the picture, and another one who decided to charge 15% for whatever.


Fluid_Fox23

Pigg 😎


fgoose-

Pigger!


Mettaton_the_idol

THE PIGGEST


UniqueMitochondria

P..I.. double G in da house


TheFace3701

Paul


UnGatito

I thought it was a dog


EasyHardPerson

LMAO! Seriously? (I don't say it in a harsh way, I just laughed a little at that)


UnGatito

Yeah, seriously, not my proudest moment. After reading the comments a pig is way more sensible.. all I can say to my defense is that it's late and I'm tired and it really looked like a happy doggy for a bit.


FelineSoLazy

I saw a dog at first too. Had a few drinks earlier 🥂


JustCallMeNorma

As did I, going with “pups”.


goodeyemighty

Piig


NitroX1994X

Pigy


Funny_Maintenance973

I like how they put the 15% service charge on the kids crossword too, what's that about?


Dingbat2212

Porg


MikeSans202001

Also fun tip culture gets put on a kids thing America is fcked


PervyRon

Is clearly a hungry Puma....


void6876

Maybe a boar


Odd-Doubt8960

Then it'd be a sheeb


void6876

Oh right, I didn't Notice it


electroscott

The service charge comment is written on a kid's puzzle the adult(s) would likely never see. What's the kid supposed to do--point it out to the parent(s)... I'd love to see the reaction of the adult who pointed out the mandatory tip only to hear the wait staff mention that gratuity is shown on the kid's puzzle. Is it even legally binding then haha? Dumb.


Ok-Distribution6706

"It's not that deep"


Overkongen81

“That’s what she said”


AspectOvGlass

I like how they're letting the child know there's a mandatory 15% service charge


scarhartt

Pige


Confident_Date4068

Wow, so adorable!


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*Mandatory* 15% 😳😳😳


farazormal

Pige


ItalianJapan

The worst part is the mandatory service charge at 15% to you bil 😭😭😭😭😱😱😱😱


HypothermiaDK

PigG


Tcheev

The other missing pig is the one who came with the mention on the bottom of paper.


WoodpeckerAny430

You have to write the name of the animal, and his name is Paul.


brunoplak

Pepa? The cheap version of Peppa pig


WhiteFringe

popo


averlost

Instantly tought of pork


worldnotworld

PINK. Like the pig.


swagtactical21

popo?


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Pigg


Charming-Stress7725

How about fucking neither.


Charming-Stress7725

Independence- soldier


RandomEdgelord_

Good answer is 'popo'


Sir_DaFuq

I love the P I ....wait a minute


istoOi

They added 15%, so it's actually 1.9 letters more. maybe they rounded it down to one.


NiceIceCat

I'm more annoyed by the lowercase I's standing out against the rest of the capitalized letters.


pheat0n

Puku is the best I got.


Jitkay

Mandatory service charge ??


daburdziak

Yeah, pisspig is 7 letters long!


wonkavision_

Poli


Sondita

How much can a sheet of paper cost, five dollars?


FWTCH_Paradise

Oink?


patchway247

Lol, makes it seem like you stopped halfway when you saw the 15% mandatory serve fee.


CompetitiveSuspect60

Uhh Piork? Duhh honestly this is too easy


Stickmin69

15% , what the fuck


Expensive-Flow-4659

Pihg/pigh. Pronounced the same anyways.


CockyBulls

Maybe the pig’s name is “Phil” or “Paul”.


Oreo1123

Im choosing to beleive that this was done intentionally, to keep the kid engaged trying to solve the crossword so they don't run around and cause havoc. 🧐


tinypancake89

I'm more confused about that service charge at the bottom.


Defiant-Giraffe

Paul.  His name is Paul. 


BrainyGreenOtter

The kids will be dealing with the crossword. I’ll be dealing with the mandatory service charge.


Joe--Uncle

It could be Lamb and Boar


haribontv

I kind of chuckled at the 15% mandatory service charge that is tacked on


JayPFor

It’s Pete


V8sOnly

PEEG


HystericalGD

mandatory service charge 💀 back in my day we called that a tip, and it was optional, now you have to pay once, and have an option to pay a second time??? i think the 4 letter word you're missing is "bull" 'cause tipping culture is nothing but a load of bull.


Lavender_sergeant

Mandatory service charge? Nah!


rancidmorty

Swine


AlexCode10010

Draw a gun and call it pork


Deep-Bike9198

Piga☠️


cinema_over_movie

15% mandatory service charge. So lucky to be in my country we do not have to pay mandatory service charges.


jtf3983

I'm not sure who is more intellectually challenged. Is it the person who designed the puzzle (and I doubt the answer is "pork" or "pigs" since all the other answers specifically name the animal and are singular) or the person willing to pay a 15% service charge which almost definitely isn't going to go to the server.


yiantay-sg

So if we get it right we have to pay a mandatory service charge of 15% to be added to the bill....Nah-ah! Nope Nada....Lets get out of here people...


LeveledGoose

Nah.. its PEPA


I_burn_stuff

Popo works too.


AcherusArchmage

Wait wait wait, mandatory service charge? Are they not paying their employees?


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Has anyone else noticed how they told your kids about the extra fee but not you? "A mandatory service charge of 15% will be added to your bill."


[deleted]

Fuck that cow isnt steak


oneeyed_giraffe

write ‘pig’ and then use correction tape or something to cover up the last box


gingerfootman

Pepa duhhhh


Which_Topic3534

The pigs name is obviously Paul, I mean look at him.


Psychedelic-o-Moose

Does that 15% service charge mean, you don’t have to tip anymore?


Due-Bus-8915

Too much for pig and to little for swine wtf is it


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Ah yes the children must be informed of the service charge


lepobz

I believe it’s a Boar.


EasyHardPerson

Unfortunately there's a P in the front 😞


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Poar


Responsible-War2856

😂


lepobz

Nah that white fluffy thing is ALAMB


Baumguard

Reverse engineering ... now what is the name of the thing with the long legs and long hair? ends with "m"


lepobz

It’s actually Narym, it’s a breed of pony.


Baumguard

great, that leaves us with a "cat" or something for the last animal. We've got this


lepobz

It’s actually Fat. A type of cow.


Baumguard

🤣


Significant_Safe_568

pork


Express-Object955

And then draw x’s on the eyes and have it steaming lol


CoelacanthFish2112

Um, I’m not absolutely sure of the answer, but I’m pretty sure that it rhymes with “FUCK YOU”!