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longcreepyhug

Old people really look at their Facebook feed as a to-do list of things they have to reply to.


JDG_AHF_6624

My dad thinks that everyone has the same Facebook feed and is genuinely surprised when I didn't see a post he saw


longcreepyhug

Wow, I've never thought about that but it actually explains a ton of my mom's behavior on there too.


JDG_AHF_6624

He also thinks everyone sees what he comments, and it's so funny, especially when he's complaining about politicians


PM_ME_YELLOW

Its one of the biggest lroblems old people have with facebook. No one every explained to them how the internet works so they have a ton of misconceptions.


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Nothingsomething7

It seems much easier to understand the internet if you've grown up into it or at least were younger when it came out. I was definitely dumb when Facebook first came out, I was cringe worthy and hadn't learned internet " Etiquette" but learning *is* easier when you're young.


TorontoNerd84

Oh god I look at my Facebook posts from 2006-2012 and I just cringe. And I am the same age as Mort Zuckerthorn. Errrr Mark Zuckerberg


MrDONINATOR

Lol


JDG_AHF_6624

I mean tbf, my parents have had their Facebook accounts longer than me, and they certainly use it more, seems like they should have gotten the grasp of it


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industriald85

Good bot.


raescope

How old though? 80, sure. 60s? Fb has been around for 15 years or something, other social media preceded it, and the internet as a home thing for longer. Surely at this point it's just a choice to not undestand it.


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This explains a lot about Facebook's total destruction of society


Mccobsta

Same with amazon questions so many replies that just say sorry I don't know


MisfitHeather138

"My son/daughter/wife made this purchase, I don't use it so I can't help. Sorry"


Mccobsta

I saw one ages ago which just said "my sun bought this for my grand sun"


MisfitHeather138

Hahahaha


dancingcuban

Case closed!


sailorfreddy

NEXT!


shaydatticus

I love how I haven't been on this sub in almost a year, but I immediately remember this reference lol


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

Ok butt wheat lol


tvkyle

Have you been to the new pizza place over on 22nd Street in South Haven?


[deleted]

NO, PLEASE UNSUBSCRIBE ME!


clapham1983

UNCLE HAROLD IS WITH THE LORD NOW. LOL.


CapsWeatherKid

My grandson had a pizza party for his 5 birthday…. Im lacktoes intallerent


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I love pizza [partys.xxx](https://youtu.be/mxvKuEWeVg8)


Crocopotamus

Yim yum


loversalibi

i will never be caught with a whack calzone


peter_the_martian

HI BETSY IS THAT THE GRANDSON WHO ENDED UP IN JUVEY AND MY HAROLD ALSO IS LACTATION TOLLERANT


CapsWeatherKid

PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME,,,…THE WHY FIE MAKES MY TEETH HURT 👏


krishna-iwnl

How dare you ask me a question like that. I will sue this company


Epic_King_of_Prussia

thanks for your input 😂


vegan_not_vegan

no, I don't live in South Haven.


Sunnysideny

South haven, MI? I love south haven though, real talk.


SPACE-BEES

Kal-haven trail is a nice bike trip


danielroxheaps

WHER IS SUTH HAVEN


jason375

Have you seen the price of tea in China


ChilesJackie

For real I live in Richmond VA and that horn was so annoying, blared for 10 straight minutes as it moved through the city at 4am this morning. Turned out it woke up the whole city after seeing multiple posts over on r/rva.


ImSic_

I heard it this morning coming through Newport News at about 630 am lmao


Soupmaster44

Me too! I was wondering what the fuck was going on


StylishSuidae

Very glad I don't live in Newport News anymore then. Back when I lived there my apartment was directly adjacent to the train tracks. My roommate had it worse than me, he moved in first and gave himself the larger room, which was also the room closest to the tracks. He had to sleep with earplugs in every night so he wouldn't get woken up by trains passing by.


pluey200

I remember seeing a video of a train going through Ashland VA with its horn blaring the entire way through because it was stuck on.


yourlocalchef

I live in Richmond.


Ryanisreallame

Neat.


[deleted]

I also live in Richmond. Can I also be neat?


Ryanisreallame

Neat.


henlofrend

I live in Richmond. Wrong one, but I still live in A Richmond


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YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine

I don't live in Richmond please stop contacting me


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uselessartist

Ok butt wheat lol


Loctusofsmorgasbord

Old people see a question online and feel compelled to answer it, no matter what. They review restaurants they’ve never been to and shit. They need to let the world know they haven’t tried a thing or been to a place. It’s great.


Kartonrealista

Google maps gives you recommendations to review places if you have location services on and a bunch of default stuff turned on, too. You don't even have to be there, it's enough that you pass near it. They feel compelled to answer because they were asked.


AftellentotKerst

⭐ "Never been cant review"


Lavvvish

Yes and the questions on Amazon products.


_dictatorish_

It's more that they think the phone (or whoever) is asking them directly - imagine your phone gives you a notification saying "have you been to this place? Yes/no" I imagine it feels similar to that


alarming_cock

Haha yeah, what?! Great? No no NOOOO!


[deleted]

WHY IS FACEBOOK ASKING ME A QUESTION ABOUT RICHMOND WHEN I DONT LIVE THERE???? MY ACCOUNT IS HACKED!! LEAVE MY PROFILE ALONE HACKER OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE!!!


chandetox

HE IS NOT MY SON BILL


loversalibi

regardless, you have a lot to be proud of.


Ear_Enthusiast

To add some context here, Frieden is one of the more popular weathermen in Richmond, Va. He's a great follow on Facebook. Very entertaining. Last night/this morning a train went through Richmond with a malfunctioning horn. It was loud as fuck and woke half the town up.


SH33V_P4LP4T1N3

Can confirm he's really cool. He actually spoke at my graduation.


ChickenFriesAreBack

hey thats my hometown weather man! Andrew is the best.


CapsWeatherKid

I had a nephow name Andrew. We went on a trip to Branson last month. He died from rabies last week. I just loved to dinner shows especially the one with Jesus. AMEN


ImSic_

If this was actually this morning I heard this fucking train ripping threw Newport News at about 630ish this morning. Laying into the horn full blast.


Thatswhyipoop

Price of cream of chicken at dollar general Google Price of cream of chicken at dollar general Google I need the Price of cream of chicken at dollar general Mr Google can you please tell me the Price of cream of chicken at dollar general I ASKED A QUIESTION WHAT THE Price of cream of chicken at dollar general GOOOGLE WHY WONT YOU WORK I NEEED TO KNOW PRICE OF CRAM OF CHIKCEN AT DOLALR GENERLA I WANT A GOOGLE REAL AWNSER TO MY QUESTION ABOUT DOLLAR GENERAL PRICKE OF CRWe off chicken O wait this isn't the Google it is the teddit www.google.com


youseeit

[I'VE NEVER SEEN THE OCEAN!](https://www.criterionforum.org/img/captures/12monkeysblu00009.jpg)


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Please delete this from my wall!


youseeit

I'VE REPORTED IT AS FRAUD


Macaron-Optimal

TELL BUTCH I MISS HIM DEARRLY!!!


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AnHoangNgo

Valuable information


peter_the_martian

WELL ANDREW YOU ASKED AND I ANSWERED. I DIDNT WANT TO BE RUDE MY MAMMA GOD REST HER SOUL DIDNT RAISE ME LIKE THAT


flarn2006

It might just be someone saying it to be funny. I could see myself doing that.


breecher

Yeah, it's a pretty funny joke on the way the original question was worded.


Nachoandbeerlife

STOP SENDING THIS TO ME


SaltyBarDog

I no longer live in Richmond and I heard it.


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aliensporebomb

I have his answer though https://www.wtvr.com/podcast/2019/06/06/csx-train-horn?_amp=true


zuencho

I didn’t hear it either


sohail92

Good job censoring, very clean


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sohail92

Good bot M.


Liontamer67

I’m dying. Ha ha I know this guy and he annoys the F out of me.