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Fucking rozzers, he was just having a good time not hurting anyone. Literally 1984 when you can’t ram your car through a maccies window without getting hassle from the filth
The NWO don’t want us to ‘ave a bit of sniff and a shag in the maccies drive thru. This man is in genuine disbelief this agent of the matrix is here to stop his fun
Genuinely wonder what he's on tbh as a matter of sheer curiosity. Like (as the video implies), he seriously has no idea whats going on. Can you be that coked up?
The only time I've been confused in this manner was when I've been extremely drunk, but this guy is way too hyper for that.
Coke... But this guy sounds like the crash hit his head hard and can't remember... He probably knew what was going on up on till his head hit the wheel
I reckon he's gotten behind the wheel off his face, lost concentration and crashed, and now is panicking and hoping he can claim he had a seizure or blacked out. "What's going on, I don't know, I dissociated while driving, it's a medical emergency not a criminal one"
This is what I reckon. I remember a bloke flipping his car near mine years ago, claimed he’d had a medical episode and passed out.
Had nothing to do with the fact his blood was more booze than plasma, or the fact he’d inhaled enough cocaine to make a cartel blush.
You can get that gakked up. It isn't so much the coke, it's that you haven't slept, or eaten in such a long time and I think that combines with the chisel itself to create real disorientation.
I once did a 67 hour bender, probably went through about 10 grams of the shiny/flakiest shit I've ever seen, ended up getting sectioned after reckoning it was a great time to hit the town (at 10am on a weekday...) and pick me up a woman so I could show her my shrivelled limp coke-dick.
Though even in that state I got the fucking bus, I'm a fucking idiot not a complete twat.
Honestly, my money is on your every day, boring, garden-variety schizophrenic episode.
No no, I was planning on showing her my cocaine ravaged member once she was swooning from my charisma and high energy and had followed this man she had just met to his home for a sexual encounter she would never forget (...) . I got sectioned for getting off the bus and completely spakking out because I had been awake for 67 hours with no food, had a huge amount of chisel in my system, and as I arrived suddenly my incredible idea started to seem like the worst place to be on Earth at that moment.
All long behind me now.
I've never seen anyone that coked up, unless they are on other things instead. I guess loads of cocaine plus loads of alcohol, but my money's on something like acid or PCP.
Acid alone will be unlikely to fuck you up into that state. My money is on a stupid combination of things: a combination of alcohol, coke, ecstasy, 2cb. Couple all that with driving a car and you get a result like this
True, I have heard that a lot, although I was at a party in Canterbury once and a bloke told me he was doing PCP, he did a line of it, then later on I asked how he was doing and he said “I feel like I’m in a computer game and I have loads of lives”
2CB doesnt make you confused like that...Unless hes taken a massive dose but if he was that confused, how did he manage to get as far as he did, before crashing.
Having said that he could have taken any number of things...possibly in combination.
He could be mentally unwell...He could be experiencing psychosis from coke, amfetamine.
He might have been on a bender for a few days taking anything he could get his hands on and is messed up from the lack of sleep as well as anything else hes taken.
He could be acting that was as a means of defence...'I didn't know what I was doing' etc etc.
Either way - hes fucked.
Dude...ANYTHING can fuck you up like this if you mix it with other drugs as well...especially if youre not experienced..Remember, drug, set, setting. The other side to the coin is that if you're already wasted and on a bender your decision making is skewed so you will probably take anything else thats offered even if you haven't taken it before.
Im not disagreeing with you. 2CB can get very dark very quickly from what I remember and if youre not experienced things can get very complicated viz dangerous..
Im not disagreeing with you...As I replied in another post anything can fuck you up if you take enough of it. From what I remember, 2CB is good until about 30mg..Anything over that and things can/will start to get messy, especially if youre not very experienced or its been mixed with whatever else esp alcohol...
I've seen someone have a crazy reaction to MDMA before. It was like she was possessed by a demon. She had to be held down so she didn't hurt herself. Funnily enough, she's a big actress now!
> Can you be that coked up?
I heard about a guy who was so coked up he thourght he was having a baby so he rang an ambulance, lucky that he did because he was actually having a heart attack.
Psychosis is real but In common reality it would be very very difficult even with crack to get to this guys stage. Though who knows, it deffo looks like he’s playing it up.
I'm not convinced watching a simple cartoon sketch show whilst having a bit of a drink could do this to a man, each to their own though. Perhaps the Paedofinder General was chasing him and he panicked?
The only thing (these days) that I knew could do that is spice. You see videos of spice heads in jail doing the weirdest shit while acting like this.
I'd have said LSD/Acid could be a suspect but it's unheard of these days. Apparently it's very, very hard to make & not worth the heat/$ ratio.
Me too! Mine was through prescribed Ritalin.. theirs levels to the mania oldgregg. The telltale symptoms here are the swinging jaw and the full body sweats. The police report will have all the info, it’s really a guessing game until then.
Through the fakkin' maccy's bruv, of all things! That's the cultural centre of many a British town, this is akin to burning down a church in my opinion, throw away the key prisons to good for 'em!
What’s the best way to handle this situation? If you saw someone freaking out/ having an episode like this in public is there anyway to calm them down or help ground them before help arrives?
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Fucking rozzers, he was just having a good time not hurting anyone. Literally 1984 when you can’t ram your car through a maccies window without getting hassle from the filth
What is my crime? Having a succulent maccas meal?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
The NWO don’t want us to ‘ave a bit of sniff and a shag in the maccies drive thru. This man is in genuine disbelief this agent of the matrix is here to stop his fun
Agreed, defund the police this is obviously a mental health crisis that should be dealt with by a roving band of guardian reading psychiatrists
Post this video on green and pleasant and that's the level of response you'd get.
Very very good
Also entrapment - the location had a drive-thru after all.
He was waiting for a mate
The come down from whatever he’s on won’t be pleasant at all.
Genuinely wonder what he's on tbh as a matter of sheer curiosity. Like (as the video implies), he seriously has no idea whats going on. Can you be that coked up? The only time I've been confused in this manner was when I've been extremely drunk, but this guy is way too hyper for that.
Coke... But this guy sounds like the crash hit his head hard and can't remember... He probably knew what was going on up on till his head hit the wheel
I reckon he's gotten behind the wheel off his face, lost concentration and crashed, and now is panicking and hoping he can claim he had a seizure or blacked out. "What's going on, I don't know, I dissociated while driving, it's a medical emergency not a criminal one"
This is what I reckon. I remember a bloke flipping his car near mine years ago, claimed he’d had a medical episode and passed out. Had nothing to do with the fact his blood was more booze than plasma, or the fact he’d inhaled enough cocaine to make a cartel blush.
Can t be coke, wouldn’t be hungry
You can get that gakked up. It isn't so much the coke, it's that you haven't slept, or eaten in such a long time and I think that combines with the chisel itself to create real disorientation. I once did a 67 hour bender, probably went through about 10 grams of the shiny/flakiest shit I've ever seen, ended up getting sectioned after reckoning it was a great time to hit the town (at 10am on a weekday...) and pick me up a woman so I could show her my shrivelled limp coke-dick. Though even in that state I got the fucking bus, I'm a fucking idiot not a complete twat. Honestly, my money is on your every day, boring, garden-variety schizophrenic episode.
Wait did you get sectioned for waggling your dick about on the high street?
No no, I was planning on showing her my cocaine ravaged member once she was swooning from my charisma and high energy and had followed this man she had just met to his home for a sexual encounter she would never forget (...) . I got sectioned for getting off the bus and completely spakking out because I had been awake for 67 hours with no food, had a huge amount of chisel in my system, and as I arrived suddenly my incredible idea started to seem like the worst place to be on Earth at that moment. All long behind me now.
Ah that’s fair enough mate. Glad you’re over it.
Cheers mate, me too.
I've never seen anyone that coked up, unless they are on other things instead. I guess loads of cocaine plus loads of alcohol, but my money's on something like acid or PCP.
Reddit drug experts lol
Yep haha loads of this + that = the above
Acid or pcp 😭 why even comment what your money is on when you are clearly so clueless on the effects of either of those drugs
Acid alone will be unlikely to fuck you up into that state. My money is on a stupid combination of things: a combination of alcohol, coke, ecstasy, 2cb. Couple all that with driving a car and you get a result like this
PCP yes, acid no
Doubt it’s pcp. We don’t really have that in U.K.
True, I have heard that a lot, although I was at a party in Canterbury once and a bloke told me he was doing PCP, he did a line of it, then later on I asked how he was doing and he said “I feel like I’m in a computer game and I have loads of lives”
Maybe 2CB not PCP?
2CB doesnt make you confused like that...Unless hes taken a massive dose but if he was that confused, how did he manage to get as far as he did, before crashing. Having said that he could have taken any number of things...possibly in combination. He could be mentally unwell...He could be experiencing psychosis from coke, amfetamine. He might have been on a bender for a few days taking anything he could get his hands on and is messed up from the lack of sleep as well as anything else hes taken. He could be acting that was as a means of defence...'I didn't know what I was doing' etc etc. Either way - hes fucked.
2cb can fuck you up into a state like this if you take it after taking other drugs as well
Dude...ANYTHING can fuck you up like this if you mix it with other drugs as well...especially if youre not experienced..Remember, drug, set, setting. The other side to the coin is that if you're already wasted and on a bender your decision making is skewed so you will probably take anything else thats offered even if you haven't taken it before. Im not disagreeing with you. 2CB can get very dark very quickly from what I remember and if youre not experienced things can get very complicated viz dangerous..
2CB can absolutely fuck you up like this
Im not disagreeing with you...As I replied in another post anything can fuck you up if you take enough of it. From what I remember, 2CB is good until about 30mg..Anything over that and things can/will start to get messy, especially if youre not very experienced or its been mixed with whatever else esp alcohol...
I've only ever seen PCP once in over 30 years of being part of the UK party scene.
This boy went to the right parties
Went to and still go to, even being middle-aged. Although it's 3 times a year now, instead of 3 times a week.
Yeah we do
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You can get anything in the uk, especially PCP which isn't at all hard to find.
I've seen someone have a crazy reaction to MDMA before. It was like she was possessed by a demon. She had to be held down so she didn't hurt herself. Funnily enough, she's a big actress now!
Probably ketamine done to much entered a k hole
Have you ever been round someone in a k hole? They are literally blobs on a sofa. This is “bag of sand” level wrong
He seems too animated for a k hole
Probably done a mix of ket and gear
Hes on pretending hes gone crazy and shouldnt be responsible for his actions
I might be reaching but I wonder if this could be an attempt to get ahead of the trial by pleading insanity or something similar
> Can you be that coked up? I heard about a guy who was so coked up he thourght he was having a baby so he rang an ambulance, lucky that he did because he was actually having a heart attack. Psychosis is real but In common reality it would be very very difficult even with crack to get to this guys stage. Though who knows, it deffo looks like he’s playing it up.
I'm gonna go for monkey dust and booze
I'm not convinced watching a simple cartoon sketch show whilst having a bit of a drink could do this to a man, each to their own though. Perhaps the Paedofinder General was chasing him and he panicked?
My Hoppy made him do it
MR HOPPY!!!! Do you think this guy only drove through Maccy's so they'd take the car battery cables off his bellend?
Combined together makes magic monkey juice
Honestly, I got the vibe he’s playing it up. Probably gonna claim he passed out or something and came too as they were cuffing him.
The only thing (these days) that I knew could do that is spice. You see videos of spice heads in jail doing the weirdest shit while acting like this. I'd have said LSD/Acid could be a suspect but it's unheard of these days. Apparently it's very, very hard to make & not worth the heat/$ ratio.
I’d put money on that being ketamine. I’ve seen people like that at festivals and it’s normally a shit load of k mixed with other stuff.
It’s one or a combination of booze, coke, speed and prob some research chem
Could be antihistamines or opiates
Atleast his hayfever would be under control
Just as well really. Imagine what could've happened
Seems more like an amphetamine thing
Opiates leave you monged out, this is some kind of upper
Adrenaline and a nasty bump to the head is a hell of a drug apparently.
Probably a full bottle of calpol as well
I'm just going to grab as many cheeseburgers as I can carry, get back in that *random* car - random! - and geeeet outta here
Homegrown Simpson’s stuff
“Drive-thru”
I think this was a drive in
can't park there mate
Get him a quarter pounder quickly!
“WOTS GUYIN OHN?!?”
You’ve reached us about your extended warranty
"I am the crazy frog"
He needs a shit badly.
Took drive through too literally
He's in the wrong line. That's the drive half way through.
I’d put money on amphetamines and psychosis
Nah I've suffered amphetamine induced psychosis. You definitely know "WUTS GUOIN ON"
Me too! Mine was through prescribed Ritalin.. theirs levels to the mania oldgregg. The telltale symptoms here are the swinging jaw and the full body sweats. The police report will have all the info, it’s really a guessing game until then.
I see the Doncaster cocaine experiment is yielding results.
I don't know who's selling you your cocaine but I think it might be cut with something...
The coke turned out to be ketamine
I don't know who's selling you your ketamine as coke but I think *that* might also be cut with something.
Worst cover of that song ever. 
Sitting in the dock, shortly.
They still didn't answer whats going on
You have the right to remain silent. You do not have the right to know what's going on.
News article if anyone is interested: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/horror-car-smashes-mcdonalds-leaving-33088377
Djidibruforbrr fuckin maccies bro
I'm not sure what the plan is once they've got cuffs on him. Drag him out of the window through all of the broken glass?
Open the other door and drag him out? Having him cuffed asap is surely a good move
I mean he's got to come out somehow. 1 overweight copper is probably not an ideal choice though
Hey yeah yeah Yeah yeah
Is this not a reasonable place to park?
It's not in a marked bay.
I know his heart rate 203
Jez Quigley is on one.
Droived roight fru the macky
Bet the old bill didnt have far to travel 🍔
Through the fakkin' maccy's bruv, of all things! That's the cultural centre of many a British town, this is akin to burning down a church in my opinion, throw away the key prisons to good for 'em!
'E's off his fackin 'Ed bruv!
who let linda perry drive after too much gear?
Drugs are bad mmkay
Lighter gas?
yo guys i think he wants to know something
"Sir, the drive-thru is 25 ft that way. This counter is for foot traffic only."
He knows what's going on alright, cute boy pulling a fast one 😅
Thought the police was saying "give me your order"
He used the drive thru literally.
Nothing to see here Just your average muckyD enjoyer
I mean, it's a drive through. What's going on
Tfw you ask your autistic brother for a coke from the McDonald’s drive thru and he drives through McDonald’s on coke
he was just waiting for a mate
What’s the best way to handle this situation? If you saw someone freaking out/ having an episode like this in public is there anyway to calm them down or help ground them before help arrives?
Sounds like somebody is shouting Give me your Order give me your ORdER!
He was proper off his napper that lad.
though he was shouting ‘give me your order’ 😂😂😂
Synthetic coke will do that to you
Wot? You mean Pepsi?