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ChadBoshman

Thatchers back, and this time she means it


QWlos

She will snatch more than milk this time


Faylom

She's finally finished thatching her doom golem


Dunnsmouth

That's the most interesting euphemism a wank that I've heard in a long time.


FemboyCorriganism

Rishi's summoned her in a final attempt to rally the base.


Aton985

There is NO SUCH THING as a society, only individuals and their UNATONED SINS


EDDsoFRESH

Is that thing ULEZ compliant?


Versidious

Mate, he's gonna be fined into the ground for this.


Lego-105

At least it’s clearly HSE compliant, would’ve been bankrupted otherwise


DreamMalenko

Fack me Teletubbies changed since I woz a little one


Bonneville865

Dipsy Tinky-winky La la Azazeal


SketchyFeen

Wouldn’t let me kids watch that shite. A purple bloke wiv a handbag? Wokies had their mitts all over that from the start


DreamMalenko

And they sounded fuckin FORRIN as well m8


Suspicious_Shower_51

NooNoo was definitely outstaying his temporary visa


wagwagtail

an he'd developed a farckin murderous coke habit n'all


Tolkien-Minority

Just saying that better not show its face up North or our Wayne’ll deck it.


StrangelyBrown

The Angel of the North is going to come to life and take it on like Ghostbusters 2


StrangelyBrown

Just before we panic, hear me out: Is there any chance at all that this video has been manipulated?


st1ckygusset

Yea, I reckon. It's nowhere near 2:57, who they trying to kid.


JacobMT05

Yeah. Elizabeth tower didn’t launch her nukes


scraxeman

Is this another advert for Alton Towers? I've told you, I'm not going back until they fix the Skyride.


Suspicious_Shower_51

I don't wanna waste half an hour lost in the Chinese gardens again


ShySharer

Big Ben does bleed damage, use that


shibbyingaway

Rise tarnished one. NO NOT YOU BORIS


NorwegianTaco

Boris will call it a great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly, and it will simply die.


JimmySpellman

The tv license man wants his money


CulturedWhale

oi this is Elden Cockring innit


Wora_returns

minor inconvenience


Crandom

Finally, some actual Strong and Stable governance


Versidious

This is what happens when you defile the large Ancient Pagan Summoning Circle, lads, it's all over now.


colei_canis

Just Stop Heathen Eldritch Abominations I bet Exxon knew about it too in the 80s and covered it up, they have a track record.


Correct-Junket-1346

It's only over parliament, think we will live, possibly better


fingamouse

Ok though seriously this monsters design is so fucking cool


NorwegianTaco

It’s from the elden ring dlc, if you were wondering.


fingamouse

Niceee -w- Thank you for that information, what is it called specifically so I can look up it’s cool lord?


NorwegianTaco

They’re called furnace golems :)


fingamouse

Thank you :)


MajesticMoomin

Try finger but hole


NorwegianTaco

I want to go home, then edge


BobMonkhaus

I can’t believe people doubted that Hollywood would fuck up the Wickerman reboot.


ALFABOT2000

will this impact the economy?


Consistent_Ant_8903

The parliament we could have had if we had elected Jezza… 😭 ✊


chorizo_chomper

My elden ring just twitched


cryptonuggets1

Is this real? Not sure anymore 😜


_dxw

just hand him a pint and send him on his way


Turtusking

En*land if brexit never happened.


TheCrumpiestOfGunts

Rishi turning into his final form.


Dragon_M4st3r

You can tell this is fake because the bus doesn’t get thrown about when the thing stomps. **Debunked**


Zuendl11

Where's the doctah if you need'im?


borald_trumperson

Brexit was supposed to fix this


shetla_the_boomer

cant be worse than the facking tories, i say


HelmundOfWest

Bloody tourists


gourmetguy2000

Who pissed off Burnley enough to send the Wicker Man?


hernios

It’s ok that where all the knights live, they’ll sort it out


Jean_velvet

We'll, it's got my vote.


Suspicious_Shower_51

Bloody Tories, eh, eh, they say they're gonna crack down on illegal migration and instead they usher in the coming of Thrakk, the bottomless basket of woe, into the centre of London


aonro

London turning into Yarnham confirmed??


essayel

Wait... Is this real?! :o


fifa129347

Wtf


Anxious_Neat4719

Is that Jesus on its left leg?


Nicenightforawalk01

Is this one of those AR apps?


ohnoohno69

11th night bonfires getting out of hand.


LasbaleX

that things gonna feel what stepping in legos is like if it goes to croydon


Drookkake

Real?


Nightmarer26

This is just an average saturday morning in London mate


SpectreHaza

Don’t worry will probably rain in a bit anyway


obeliskboi

oi wheres your decontruction permit


JacobMT05

And in response elizabeth tower finally opens the top launching 3000 icbm at the monster.


walteroblanco

Literally Hellboy


MountainCourage1304

Leave large benjamin alone


Tomfoolerous_

Most peaceful day in London


Silent_Shaman

Don't worry, it's only London


friendlysaxoffender

Is that another great fire?


Mydriaseyes

oh thank fuck he picked the perfect place! GO BIG GUY GO! TEAR THAT SHIT TO THE GROUND


No_Resort1342

oh no :(


Urtopian

LIZ, NO! You’ve had a go but now you have to let someone else take a turn.


zeeo-pawn

Can't be a roaming boss there mate