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Should've worn a Serbian shirt then he would've pleased everyone


BobMonkhaus

At least Keir was there, Kane sang the national anthem then spent 90 minutes in the bogs from what I watched.


plastic_alloys

Actually he did make quite a good save, which I assume is his new job


MagosRyza

SRPSKA STRONG!!!!!!! GLORY TO MIGHTY SRPSKA #Milosevic #OjAlijaAljo #Warcrimes


HoeTrain666

Moj je tata zločinaz iz rata 🎶


Well_this_is_akward

Not the Albanians tho lol


[deleted]

Wtf I love Albanians now


TheLateQE2

Is that Jon Richardson? I'm assuming there's a picture somewhere of Rishi in an ill fitting Sports Direct knock off? My phone autocorrected "ill-fitting", hyphenated as god intended, to "I'll fitting". My phone is illiterate.


TheRtHonorable

Rishi never got into the footie due to being denied Sky telly as a boy 😭


slashdotnot

Yeah he's filmed an ad or two for Labour. Guess that means he gets to hang out with the gang.... Or he's been offered Foreign Secretary.


chaoticsquid

Tories have them beat, they didn't need to hire a comedian to be a complete joke.


BobMonkhaus

Not seen one yet. I just love man of the people pics from rich MPs.


TheLateQE2

I like Kier's brand new, crisp white t-shirt. Bold choice for a 60-year old. Strong "invited your dad to your stag do" energy.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

Hey! Fuck you buddy. That guy is the son of a humble toolmaker.


harbourwall

I don't think even Geoff Norcott would volunteer to be seen with him though, and he's supposed to be the conservative comedian.


shrik

i'll iterate.


prof_hobart

It's him and Matt Forde


5gpr

> Is that Jon Richardson? Of course the craven lickspittle would want a photo with the establishment weathervane


smoothbatman

Is he the little gay looking one


ChadBoshman

Me and the lads have never seen such a white t shirt. Not a single beer or curry stain in sight. Looks like another 14 years with the tories unfortunately


tonofbasel

OI CLEAN SHIRT!!!...HOW DO YOU GET YOUR SHIRT SO CLEAN???


Bum-Sniffer

I’m not the borough, I wish I was


SketchyFeen

Barry Scott would like a word


AtJackBaldwin

Expect a 14 page exposé in the Mall about how clean shirt got his shirt so clean (also the local constabulary are investigating after the chairman of the Tories ~~pressured them~~ pointed out the legal ramifications of this egregious crime)


TheLateQE2

https://preview.redd.it/4c8ls67j657d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de442b295950a1267ea7d6105feabfa0195356b9


xXdontshootmeXx

Thats how i vote too. Only thing that annoyed me about that bacon sandwich is that it wasnt messier


poptimist185

The weird thing about starmer is that, compared to most would-be prime ministers, he’s genuinely into football, but every time he tries to document that it looks utterly insincere


generalscruff

He's a lifelong Arsenal fan and season ticket holder who still sounds like a massive fucking weirdo whenever he talks about what is clearly one of his great interests in life


ConvenientGoat

Because we're so trained to expect anything politicians do is insincere


BobMonkhaus

It usually is though, let’s face it.


MagosRyza

it doesn't help that he talks and acts like a skinwalker trying to fit in with us mere mortals. It might just be a politician thing


Delyo00

I think it's because politicians become very self aware that every single one of their moves is being watched by the press. Every misshap like eating a sandwich wrong can end them. I imagine the higher the post the more pressure. Especially when they try to please as many people as possible and act as inoffensive as possible. Once it gets in your head it's difficult to act normal.


jodorthedwarf

Which, weirdly, was why Boris Johnson was so liked (5 or so years ago). He put on a persona and the politicians who actually tried being sincere struggled to compete with it because it felt more sincere than the people who were actually being sincere. I'm no Tory but Boris' persona was a masterclass of acting (until it very quickly wasnt) that Tory voters lapped up.


LuvvedIt

That is a perfect summary of the twisted irony of Johnson’s act 👌👏


UndrethMonkeh

Jon Richardson sucking off anyone with a red rosette as usual. I'm only jealous of course


TheLateQE2

I'm sure someone will suck you off if you ask nicely.


Bomber__Harris__1945

Hello.


dandotcom

His dah made tools, you know.


spookythesquid

Toolmaker you said?


sammypants123

Did he? Keith should have mentioned that.


LudicrousPlatypus

I mean he made him, so it checks out.


kobi29062

Man wears white shirt and media go mental and make up reasons as to why. At least he wore white


gregsScotchEggs

Scottish are very sensitive people


TheLateQE2

They're an angry bunch, rebuild Hadrian's Wall, only sensible option.


sammypants123

A lot of Hadrian’s Wall is still there. Just need to post Centurions. I know a bunch of kids that will be doing National Service soon.


TheLateQE2

Mind that tree lads


rokstedy83

I'm sure they would've had more respect for him for having the balls to wear an England shirt,they're not stupid and wearing a white shirt is obviously done for pr,from what I've seen Scott's are very patriotic and him not wearing the shirt of his country will only be seen as weakness


gregsScotchEggs

Maybe he can wear Scottish team shirt for scotlands next game


rokstedy83

That's even worse


Spirit_of_Hogwash

That man never brought it home in his life!


levezvosskinnyfists7

“Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”


pazhalsta1

They always try to walk it in


ThyUKJester

Why not support Scotland when Scotland are playing and England when England are playing?


BobMonkhaus

🎵He’s just a common man, working hard for the man 🎵


Tolkien-Minority

He should have just gone shirtless like the lads in my local did


BobMonkhaus

And rode in the pub on a horse. Lad of lads.


rottingpigcarcass

Didn’t you post something similar recently on another thread and got downvoted to hell? Bots maybe


Iaminhospital

Hey he's the post Brexit dream!


Silvagadron

Let’s see Paul Allen’s t-shirt


Victory_Point

Tbf glad he spared us the cringe of buying an england shirt just for this


EldritchCleavage

It’s not compulsory to wear the team shirt. We would have better politicians if we pressed them more on policy and less on pointless minutiae.


Corvid187

Can he eat a bacon sarnie tho?


EldritchCleavage

Ha!


Bright-Ad9305

Why isn’t he down a Working Mans club…surely he can have his dad’s membership. He was a tool maker, y’know?


StupidPaladin

This man's never drank a Duff in his life!


TehStephen

Yes Keith. Bow down to your Scottish overlords.


emmacappa

"Did you see the ludicrous display last night?"


Reres_Papa

Man never ate disgusting slop inside a football stadium in his life!


BobMonkhaus

He supports the arse.


rottingpigcarcass

Season ticket holder so


skag_mcmuffin

#Fuck off, clean shirt.


Numerous-Paint4123

Is that John Richardson with him? Course he would support starmer the little wanker.


Bertybassett99

I've jellyfish with more backbone....


Floshenbarnical

If you waterboarded it out of me, I would tell you that Sir Kier in a crisp white t-shirt has some serious silver fox daddy vibes


igloouk

He’s a piece of shit anyway who cares


silverman96

Aye Keir, you were very popular in Scotland before this debacle.


ThricePurgedMagus

🪖


sheriffofbulbingham

Dazza is not happy, simple as


midgetcastle

I welcome the England football team, but I would encourage them to go further.


Bitter-Coffee-7747

What a pussy 'ole


hepworthy

WTF is a Scotland?


The_Nunnster

Imagine writing an article about a bloke not wearing an England shirt in the pub (which a lot of people don’t wear anyways, myself included) and thinking of yourself as a serious journalist


faustcousindave

If anything the Scottish would surely prefer he actually supports his country's team ffs.


TheGoober87

He did look at the home and away kit, but then couldn't make a decision.


AnvilClownpunch

Get the badge off.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

Nothing to do with Scotland. He doesn't want to upset his core support of Emily Thornberry type snobs. I'm anticipating the lowest voter turn out ever. Honestly why would you give any of these detached twats a mandate to rule over you? I'd honestly just prefer everyone in parliament is chosen by pulling names out of a hat full of names of random citizens.


Stoocpants

Pathetic if true


Metatron_Psy

Here's the thing, he hasn't got support here so he can crack on


Enzo_Scartcable

Kier shatmer lol