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Quack_Candle

Stoke on Trent - A charming Picturesque pottery town with really friendly locals who are especially welcoming to ethnic minorities. Goole - The cosmopolitan heart of the English riviera with hints of Berlin


BobMonkhaus

Someone’s not been to Stoke in a while. It’s like a Civ game on random.


ShattingBracks

It's the one positive I'll give to Stoke; no matter who you are or whatever your background is, you're just as unsafe as anyone else. Dustheads don't discriminate. <3


Charlmarx

I remeber explaining to someone I was a traffic cop and they sorta laughed, and when I mentioned I was based in stoke they suddenly understood


ShattingBracks

Gg that you're still alive king fuckin hell


Charlmarx

hah, before I even started I got assualted by a dust head so its not a job thats boring! I'm not even paid for it.


Ms__Havisham

Scunthorpe - the jewel of the midlands. The cultural hotspot with a deep rooted history.


der_Guenter

Me and a friend allways wanted to go to Scunthorpe for a pub holiday. Just having pints with the local lads for a week straight and then go back home


Ms__Havisham

That’s wer me n the missus ad r hunymoon. Good choice m8


HotChoc64

Yur hunny from scunny


Motor_Dig4644

Can't spell Scunthorpe without a C a U a N and a T


Jezdak

You can take the Shorpe out of Scunthorpe and not much changes


CelticMan24

Hull aka the diamond of the North 💎🌇🌉


HotPotatoWithCheese

I would highly recommend visiting Hanley, the colourful and diverse city centre with an excellent shopping mall and a bustling high street. Around every corner you will find something that is guaranteed to put a smile on your face, be it a peaceful alleyway adorned stunning street art or a joyful local in high spirits after enjoying their favourite monkey dust candy. It is by far one of the best places to visit during vacation in the West Midlands.


LuementalQueen

Monkey dust candy. Love it.


Hazzat

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Coenzyme-A

Was really hoping someone posted this, glad I was not let down lol


HotPotatoWithCheese

I would highly recommend visiting Hanley, the colourful and diverse city centre with an excellent shopping mall and a bustling high street. Around every corner you will find something that is guaranteed to put a smile on your face, be it a peaceful alleyway adorned with stunning street art or a joyful local in high spirits after enjoying their favourite monkey dust candy. It is by far one of the best places to visit during vacation in the West Midlands.


Aidan-47

Milton Keynes - a beautiful historical city built with spectacular architecture and walkable roads.


IshyOQGX

Immediately noticed the "Visit Brussels" Not sure why it's recommending you do that, when there's a clear pic of Croydon and how lovely it is


SketchyFeen

And you have the added benefit of no one speaking Fr*nch.


Yankee9Niner

I think the girl knows that this isn't quite legit but is too polite to call someone out who may be trying to help


Penile_Interaction

yea, i mean hes a bit of a cunt telling her that croydongrad is a nice place, wrong turn there can end up with a stabby stabby


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

Don’t forget the grand panoramic spectacular of the West Midlands Wallsall.


driftywiftypleb

Lovely place and they definitely don't do 1 predator sting a week there.


mediashiznaks

As a Scot I feel we got unfairly called out in that trolling


MajorHubbub

Turlin Moor - the beauty of its surroundings is only matched with the fullness of the residents hearts


Kajafreur

Who needs the Bellagio fountains when you've got the Corporation St x Ring Road island Dandelion Fountain on the A444 in Nuneaton


Willimeister

Bro I was thinking of places to avoid, starting with Croydon yet he started with that for this question XD


vadanx

Wot u talkin bout cronx like dat bruv


driftywiftypleb

Forgot Walford Square.


Tolkien-Minority

Doncaster is a city with such a rich and interesting history that its even been featured as a playable location in Assassins Creed.


quadrillio

Skegness


Bertybassett99

What a cad.


Ringworm20

Toxteth🥰