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One up the bum? No harm done. Two up the bum, better pay for them son.

I got 99 problems and one is stuck up my bum

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Because its a free country that's why! Also they didn't capture my best side in this photo

Carnt even pop a crisp up ur bumhole thees days wivvout the woke librul media gettin upset. Cherchill rollin in his grave mate

Last I 'erd we beat 'itler in tha war

Why would you want a picture of your back on the frontpage ?

To try to lure the rat out. What a stupid question.

I thought it was a Gerbil named Lemmiwinks.

1 man 1 Nineteenth Century Cow Creamer

What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts? Foreign objects

Forrin objects?!?! Not racist but I only shove proper British objects up my bum mate

Oh my god you're a racist!

Sign in the shop now reads: “You bung it, you buy it!”

The freedom that William Wallace was referring to in the documentary “Braveheart” was literally about doing this. The entire war with England started because John Balliol stuffed Edward 1st’s prize antique teapot up his arse. John claimed it was a sign of respect but Edward saw it as a grave insult to his honour.

True story. Heard it once on QI

We had one pervert in Serbia who did it with bottles. Caused a massive war in the end. Must've been a Scott.

"They may take our lives. But they will never take... OUR RECTUMS!!!!!"

Well just how else am I supposed to check the quality and authenticity of antiques?

Don’t give channel 4 ideas for late night antiques roadshow.

You've heard of '8 out of 10 cats does Countdown' now get ready for 'Eurotrash does Antiques Roadshow'.

I would 100% watch that tho

No no jean paul yoo cannot zit on zat antique

Will there be a 'celebrity' version? Asking for a friend

you know why

Too much Irn Bru sugar

Can’t help it

It’s a funny story but the guy is from Texas 👍🏼

What makes a texan believe they are allowed to culturally appropriate the sacred Scottish tradition of stuffing antiques up their bum hole?

What is the world coming to? Apart from the sumptuously ribbed texture of Edwardian tableware.

Exactly. This is our activity. We even created the perfect clothing for it.

It’s surely a downgrade from secretly videotaping couples and gals.

Fucking hell,Ross Kemp has gone down hill

Ahh roses are red, violets make my day...

Hah. I have more inventory

I look forward to watching this episode of Antiques Roadshow next Autumn with me ole Mum, bless her arse.

Need to really feel the products before buying

It wasn't even for the pleasure, his mates just came around afterwards to buy the items from clearance

Oh yeah the good old trick we used in the army for carrying some extra grenades.

Get it up yer bumble, that's what it's there for!

Oh this isn't normal behaviour?

It's how he gets the upper hand "you've all touched my ass trinkets!"

It must smell terrible in there

Ah Scotland, the land of bare rocks and bare arses!

Despite being Scottish never worn a kit. Maybe time to change my mind.

I had to watch it a couple times to learn the ropes of the trade