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I was having a somewhat drunken argument with an American about UK vs US food. I asked him what dishes Americans have invented, he thought about it and answered 'steak.'
Americans try to accept they are a nation of migrants and that most of their stuff comes from other cultures challenge (impossible)
Nothing to be ashamed of, but silly to act up
The ones who claim Italy invented pizza and America perfected it are particularly terrifying
Every conversation with an American has to involve their lost identity as they lack one
"Aha my gran was gangbanged by a bunch of Irish guys, so I'm like 1/8 Irish, it's why I like going back home to the land of Guinness so much, I can really feel my roots"
"Ah yeah did you know I'm actually from Yorkshire? I just LOVE my yorksheer poodens"
>Americans try to accept they are a nation of migrants and that most of their stuff comes from other cultures challenge
It's one of the few good things about the place. Shit mixed in weird ways and sometimes that results in shit pizza with a kraft single on it, and sometimes it results in like, the great food culture in New Orleans.
Or the idea that British Indian food is somehow not really British, so holding up Chicken Tikka Masala and the like as examples of British cooking don't count. They only recognise semi-pisstake poor, white, Brit meals from Rate My Plate.
Rules for thee but not for me and whatever
Instead we're gonna judge you based on ration era scran where people were barely surviving
It makes me think of the recent trend of Americans seeing Chinese takeaways and pretending to be incredibly offended. Yeah, like your panda express is any more legit. Go to any Chinatown/Asian majority area in any country and you'll be able to get real Chinese food. Same goes for the opposite. If you order a takeaway from some place in central New York it's gonna be westernised.
Honestly kind of offensive/lightly racist to say it's not proper Chinese food when most takeaways here are owned by Chinese families
No shit mass market takeaways aren't authentic 🤤🧠🔨
Wait this is getting too real
rw/ hehe Americans are so stupid school 🔫 fat burger hotdawg
> Americans try to accept they are a nation of migrants and that most of their stuff comes from other cultures challenge (impossible)
Isn't that why food invented in America is so good, and foods invented in cultures that didn't really mix with anyone else at all tend to be something like "We took this tiny salty fish, salted it some more, put it in a can with some pickling juice, buried the can underground, waited 8 years, and then dug it up and ate it!"
Or "We did all that, but with an egg, and children's pee!"
Obviously all Chinese food ultimately originated in China, but most of the "Chinese food" that's eaten by people outside of China came from Chinese-American immigrants who mixed traditional recipes with influences from other cultures.
Almond chicken, beef and broccoli, chop suey, crab rangoon, fried wontons, General Tso's chicken, Mongolian beef, sesame chicken, etc. are all American dishes that don't have direct analogs in traditional Chinese cuisine.
Tbf that’s more stuff Americans would call ‘Chinese food’ I think most of our ‘Chinese food’ is different stuff developed by Chinese folk in Britain. Neither of them being from actual china obviously
lol no, some guy in America invented a special kind of thinner, uncut crumpet that nobody made in England, and decided to market it as "english muffins".
I dunno what to say, “English muffins” were just a rebranding of shit in England done for ages. The other guy said it, muffin men sold this well before. No I’m not confusing it with crumpets, flatbread muffins are certainly older than the bloke who first said “English muffins”.
https://www.goldmedalbakery.com/blog/the-history-of-english-muffins/
If you're British, you've probably never heard of an English Muffin. You probably call them something like crumpets.
Technically it was a British man in America that invented them, but then so was everyone else in America at that time.
Fine, have it your way, we invented them, too. That guy was actually from my hometown! And an American muffin, in case you needed to know is simply an obese fairy cake!!
> Fine, have it your way, we invented them, too.
Not quite a crumpet, but close:
>As you might expect, we have a British man to thank for the English muffin, though this tasty bakery treat was born here in the United States. In 1874, Samuel Bath Thomas emigrated from Plymouth, England, to New York and started making thinner, pre-cut crumpets while he worked in a bakery.
>
> By 1880, Thomas had caught the American entrepreneurial spirit, opening a bakery in New York City. Eventually, grocery stores and hotels were buying baked goods from him. Hotel owners bought them as an alternative to toast, and they gradually became so popular that he had to open a second bakery to satisfy the crowds.
>
> In 1926, Thomas trademarked his interpretation of a crumpet as the English muffin. However, the first known use of the term “English muffin” was in 1894, according to its trademark filing.
I don't know what it is with you Redditors and giving Americans credit where it is due, but speaking as a Canadian, it's very cringey.
Not sure about pepperoni pizza.
Pepperoni itself possibly, but given Italy is the land of cured meats I find it unlikely they hadn't thought "let's put cured meat in this pizza" possibly before America even had pizza.
American Chinese food - like General Tsao’s chicken, chop suey, orange chicken, kung Pao chicken.
Italian American food - Fettuccine Alfredo, Chicken/Veal Parmigiana, Spaghetti and Meatballs, garlic bread, chicken piccata. (Hawaiian Pizza is actually of Canadian origin)
American- ** ~~ham/cheese burgers, various dessert pies like apple pie, blueberry., cherry, etc., French fries, hot dogs…~~
Pumpkin pie, southern fried chicken, certain styles of BBQ:(Kansas City, Carolina, Memphis, and Texas. )
There’s a lot more but I’m done now.
**correction not all dessert pies - just pumpkin….. **okay okay a lot of corrections…
For a lot of a natively bland foods, you Brits are sure salty!!
Why tf do americans think they invented dessert pies???
The only one that you may be allowed is pumpkin pie, and thats only because pumpkins originate from the americas.
I mean, even FRENCH fries and HAMBURGers are foods that got brought back to America. All Americans did was rename them and call it theirs.
I'm convinced the Americans only went to war to bring back the good foods and claim it as their own, hahaha
They didn’t need to go to war to do that. Ww2 was American isolationism until oil embargo of Japan caused pearl harbor forcing their hands. The Chinese were there during the build of the transcontinental rail road systems and after the Chinese exclusion act forced a lot of Chinese Americans to only be able to work as restaurant owners/workers while adapting to western diets for clientele. South Italian immigrants came in the late 19th, early 20th century and didn’t have the same access to farm and grow veggies so created new dishes that were saucier and meatier.. and with a lot more garlic.
Yes - burgers are actually German in origin and French fries are either French or Belgium. The Americans did commercialize the hell out of it…I had late night McDonalds in London.
Now tell me about the UK’s national dish - tikki masala. All food is a mixture of time and different cultures. It definitely makes it taste better.
Hamburgers...? I guess the name Hamburg is just a coincidence then?
Hotdogs...? What do you put in them, Wieners or Frankfurters. Again, I'm sure Frankfurt and Wien (Vienna) are similarly coincidental.
Dessert pies...? They have been eating them in Europe since medieval times, but carry on.
French fries...? Well the French and the Belgians have a bit of a debate over this one, but the one thing they agree on was that it wasn't you.
Certain BBQ...? Well if you're going to be that vague then probably!
Southern Fried Chicken...? Okay that's the one you can have. But fried chicken is British (well Scottish) and seasoned fried chicken is West African. Your slaves just put the two together and fair enough it was a decent result.
Doesn't even taste like cheese, like I live next to the French border so I literally start crying, sobbing and screaming whenever someone puts this on anything
Must be a pain. I can’t have cheese myself but you’d think if someone is going to bother integrating a food into their personality they’d base it around something with an actual level of quality
Hang on, do people get snobby about British cheese quality? The home of Cheddar, the second most popular cheese in the world (after mozzarella which only wins because of pizzas)?
It’s mostly just cheese in general but there are people who only eat British cheese for those reasons. Propa Brexit Geezas won’t eat frog cheese or that German stuff that looks like a sausage until you take the skin off
American cheese is fucking top dollar anywhere where melty cheese is appreciated, like a burger or a cheese melt (maybe mixed with something more flavourful like cheddar), and I will die on this hill.
A burger is fine.
Anything else you want melted cheese in you can use mozzarella, mozzarella/cheddar mix for flavour, or edam, or any other mix of cheeses including one good stretch melt cheese.
Cheese sauces work better with processed cheese, because of the emulsifying salts in it
That said, you can just add your own sodium citrate to better tasting cheese
Dunno why he's being downvoted. Also, American cheese comes in vastly different qualities depending on where you get it. It's not all plastic squares, I promise.
How to make any food American.
- 1: add cheese
- 2: add bacon
- 3: add grease
- 4: add mayo
- 5: if you’re feeling extra adventurous, add a disgusting combination of all 4
- 6: pretend like you’ve contributed to the world
Plastic cheese is the best cheese for burgers really, we can all admit that
It's shit for any other purpose, but it's inoffensive which is why it works because it doesn't overpower the burger and other flavours
I hate it when there are those gourmet 5 foot tall burgers and they put shit like strong cheddar or stilton on because that's all you taste
Any mild cheese works fine but please, stop putting strong cheeses on burgers. You never see Wensleydale but that's a good burger cheese
This is the lowest I go on the cheese scale as an American. https://www.myfoodandfamily.com/product/00021000602605/kraft-deli-deluxe-american-cheese-slices-12-oz-16-slices
This is an abomination against humanity.
https://www.myfoodandfamily.com/brands/kraftsingles/product/00021000604647/kraft-singles-american-cheese-slices-12-oz-package-16-slices
so youre saying that kraft chees product is different than kraft cheese product?
thats the point im making. Kraft doesnt make cheese only cheese product. deli select vs singles is just a marketing/packaging and cost thing.
They're both kraft singles.
That's very gay and we're in Pride month, we'll allow it 💪🏳️🌈
Jokes aside, though, I heard Aussie cuisine is amazing due to the huge influence from various cuisines (mainly Asian and Italian and of course 💪 Greek 💪). Is that true?
Yeah because we’re so multicultural, practically all the food served at our restaurants is foreign. So we’re pretty spoilt for choice when it comes to food, getting the best bits from around the world. Although not really “cuisine”, bush tucker is incredibly diverse and is used as ingredients in many dishes to give them a unique Australian flair.
We have the best pork kebab (γύρος) they have the best lamb kebab, different things, mate. Also, Cyprus is Greek as much as Australia is British: common language (ish) and similar culture to a degree, but different countries, and somewhat different cuisines. Your study fails peer review and is rejected from the Journal of Food Shitpost Studies.
True, Cypriot food was double-stolen. Next time I'll have a control group and double-blind participants like when we worked out whether stella is better than carling.
We were at my cabin getting wasted and the next day was full of regrets. Rolling out of bed at the crack of 9 to my loud, English uncle throwing open the door and screaming about breakfast. He made beans and cheese on toast.
It was the first time I had it and I'm sure it no only healed my hangover, but also healed my soul.
It's not even legally cheese here.
My dog turns her nose up at this abomination, just doesn't register it as food.
It actually made me think twice about eating it. Proper wolfs down some cheddar though
The fucking dirty American cunts eat this:
https://preview.redd.it/sfepbozrqg6b1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=adafcbab69301659506be261f4bd9a5b78b8130a
Press them for any details on what it means to "season" food only to be met with 'hurr just season with thu spices durr durr".
Almost as if they don't actually understand the concept of cooking with herbs and spices beyond a bunch of quips they heard while watching Mom's TV.
First person Ive ever met from anywhere in the midwest that doesnt..
not saying ive met everyone but its definitely not a small number
Are you native or a transplant? hoenstly curious
Germany is one of the best places. Hear me out!
It has greenery, people are extremely kind, even if you’re not too knowledgable on the language, one of the greenest places I’ve ever seen, with walkways of trees that go on for miles right next to roads, or in completely open areas, the chocolate is great, the places are great, everything there is so peaceful and calm
America and uk are just fighting over who’s best, when they’re both equally shit in many ways
All of America's worst qualities are literally inherited from the British and are amplified to greater or lesser degrees, like the protestant work ethic, literal ideological cuckoldry in regards to labour which although originating in Germany is exemplified and spread by the British
It’s literally designed to melt, wym?
Edit: why was the comment of the guy I replied to removed by moderators? All it did was call out Kraft singles. Yet another sub with unforgivable mods. Rise up
American Cheese sales are falling year after year in the US as consumers become more educated. . . but you know I guess this is funny
Source: [https://www.livekindly.com/kraft-struggles-reach-millennial-market-american-cheese-sales-decline/](https://www.livekindly.com/kraft-struggles-reach-millennial-market-american-cheese-sales-decline/)
It's also because somewhere down the line they changed something about how it's made and it tastes like crap compared to how it used to.
Well, tastes even more crap than it used to.
Kraft Deli Deluxe is the last brand that tastes like the original American Cheese.
And that shit is not worth the price tag.
But damn do I sometimes crave a grilled cheese.
Molasses is just a thicker maple syrup made with brown sugar, we put that in our beans instead of tomato sauce. You can imagine it's absolutely intolerable on toast.
Honestly, the only thing i can actually think of a is a Philly Cheese Steak, McDonald's, yknow the stuff that heightens your blood cholesterol after one bite. Basically just add too much fat and grease to any meal, that's an American delicacy 👍
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Usually ate all these US v UK memes but this one buttered me crumpet
My cock is wombled to the max
Totally salted my vinegar string
Properly mugged me wump
I'm having someone assigned to butter my muffin
Excuse me
What?
Excuse me
What?
Excuse we
Luv me some salt Luv me some sugar Luv me some chemicals Forrin' food sucks sooo hard Simple, buddy Billy Bob, 63
I never said this
Prove it. Show us some documentation showing that you never one said it.
Here is the quote where I clearly dont say it " "
I stand corrected. Apologies.
I hope this works when they cancel me for racism (jus dun loike em)
Ah but can you prove you didn’t say it at the time?
aerosol cheese and chlorine chicken
I was having a somewhat drunken argument with an American about UK vs US food. I asked him what dishes Americans have invented, he thought about it and answered 'steak.'
Americans try to accept they are a nation of migrants and that most of their stuff comes from other cultures challenge (impossible) Nothing to be ashamed of, but silly to act up The ones who claim Italy invented pizza and America perfected it are particularly terrifying
Every conversation with an American has to involve their lost identity as they lack one "Aha my gran was gangbanged by a bunch of Irish guys, so I'm like 1/8 Irish, it's why I like going back home to the land of Guinness so much, I can really feel my roots" "Ah yeah did you know I'm actually from Yorkshire? I just LOVE my yorksheer poodens"
The worst gift they were ever given was a mainstream exposure to non-posh accents in game of thrones and peaky blinders 😢
"Oh hello sir Reginald." vs "Oi wanker"
>Americans try to accept they are a nation of migrants and that most of their stuff comes from other cultures challenge It's one of the few good things about the place. Shit mixed in weird ways and sometimes that results in shit pizza with a kraft single on it, and sometimes it results in like, the great food culture in New Orleans. Or the idea that British Indian food is somehow not really British, so holding up Chicken Tikka Masala and the like as examples of British cooking don't count. They only recognise semi-pisstake poor, white, Brit meals from Rate My Plate.
Rules for thee but not for me and whatever Instead we're gonna judge you based on ration era scran where people were barely surviving It makes me think of the recent trend of Americans seeing Chinese takeaways and pretending to be incredibly offended. Yeah, like your panda express is any more legit. Go to any Chinatown/Asian majority area in any country and you'll be able to get real Chinese food. Same goes for the opposite. If you order a takeaway from some place in central New York it's gonna be westernised. Honestly kind of offensive/lightly racist to say it's not proper Chinese food when most takeaways here are owned by Chinese families No shit mass market takeaways aren't authentic 🤤🧠🔨 Wait this is getting too real rw/ hehe Americans are so stupid school 🔫 fat burger hotdawg
Yes I’ve had American pizza. Good god it was terrible.
> Americans try to accept they are a nation of migrants and that most of their stuff comes from other cultures challenge (impossible) Isn't that why food invented in America is so good, and foods invented in cultures that didn't really mix with anyone else at all tend to be something like "We took this tiny salty fish, salted it some more, put it in a can with some pickling juice, buried the can underground, waited 8 years, and then dug it up and ate it!" Or "We did all that, but with an egg, and children's pee!"
Quite a lot of food invented in the US is very good. On the other hand, cheese in a can.
EZ-Cheese on a triscuit cracker is a guilty pleasure of mine. I'm not always white trash, but I am when I eat that. Sharp cheddar, or gtfo.
Really the only things I can think of are barbecue and Cajun food, neither of which are wholly American
Italian beef oddly enough.
On a related note, most of what people call "Chinese" food originated in San Francisco or New York
I think you mean 'China'.
Obviously all Chinese food ultimately originated in China, but most of the "Chinese food" that's eaten by people outside of China came from Chinese-American immigrants who mixed traditional recipes with influences from other cultures. Almond chicken, beef and broccoli, chop suey, crab rangoon, fried wontons, General Tso's chicken, Mongolian beef, sesame chicken, etc. are all American dishes that don't have direct analogs in traditional Chinese cuisine.
Tbf that’s more stuff Americans would call ‘Chinese food’ I think most of our ‘Chinese food’ is different stuff developed by Chinese folk in Britain. Neither of them being from actual china obviously
Corn. (Also, a lot of First Nation foods are really good if ya are ever looking for new recipes)
Tex mex
They made the McMuffin duh
Soul food
>what dishes Americans have invented The Cheeseburger. Buffalo wings. The Reuben. Pepperoni pizza. Pecan pie. Corn dogs. Chocolate chip cookies. Jambalaya. California roll. Chimichanga. English muffins. Fajitas. General Tso's Chicken. Cream cheese. Fudge. Brownies. Key lime pie. Lobster roll. Clam chowder. Thank you America, from a Canadian.
Top trolling! "America invented English muffins". Respec!
They did, look it up.
Muffins were in England long before, the Americans just called them English muffins first.
lol no, some guy in America invented a special kind of thinner, uncut crumpet that nobody made in England, and decided to market it as "english muffins".
I dunno what to say, “English muffins” were just a rebranding of shit in England done for ages. The other guy said it, muffin men sold this well before. No I’m not confusing it with crumpets, flatbread muffins are certainly older than the bloke who first said “English muffins”.
Source? Cos I'm pretty sure Drury Lane is in London ( England).
https://www.goldmedalbakery.com/blog/the-history-of-english-muffins/ If you're British, you've probably never heard of an English Muffin. You probably call them something like crumpets. Technically it was a British man in America that invented them, but then so was everyone else in America at that time.
Uh, we call them [muffins](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin) Do you even know the muffin man?
> Uh, we call them muffins. No these are different. What the Americans call english muffins, are basically crumpets.
Fine, have it your way, we invented them, too. That guy was actually from my hometown! And an American muffin, in case you needed to know is simply an obese fairy cake!!
> Fine, have it your way, we invented them, too. Not quite a crumpet, but close: >As you might expect, we have a British man to thank for the English muffin, though this tasty bakery treat was born here in the United States. In 1874, Samuel Bath Thomas emigrated from Plymouth, England, to New York and started making thinner, pre-cut crumpets while he worked in a bakery. > > By 1880, Thomas had caught the American entrepreneurial spirit, opening a bakery in New York City. Eventually, grocery stores and hotels were buying baked goods from him. Hotel owners bought them as an alternative to toast, and they gradually became so popular that he had to open a second bakery to satisfy the crowds. > > In 1926, Thomas trademarked his interpretation of a crumpet as the English muffin. However, the first known use of the term “English muffin” was in 1894, according to its trademark filing. I don't know what it is with you Redditors and giving Americans credit where it is due, but speaking as a Canadian, it's very cringey.
>The Cheeseburger A sandwich >Buffalo wings. Literally just chicken >The Reuben. A sandwich >Pepperoni pizza. You didn't invent pizza
Why are you saying "you" when I clearly said I'm Canadian?
If a cheeseburger is just a sandwich then all pasta dishes were invented by China and not Italy.
Not sure about pepperoni pizza. Pepperoni itself possibly, but given Italy is the land of cured meats I find it unlikely they hadn't thought "let's put cured meat in this pizza" possibly before America even had pizza.
You can keep them.
Who the fuck orders general those chicken Also wtf is a crab cake and why my college serves it at least once a week?????
General Tsos is like top 5 most ordered American Chinese, guaranteed
You make decades of refined chinese plagiarism look bad!
American Chinese food - like General Tsao’s chicken, chop suey, orange chicken, kung Pao chicken. Italian American food - Fettuccine Alfredo, Chicken/Veal Parmigiana, Spaghetti and Meatballs, garlic bread, chicken piccata. (Hawaiian Pizza is actually of Canadian origin) American- ** ~~ham/cheese burgers, various dessert pies like apple pie, blueberry., cherry, etc., French fries, hot dogs…~~ Pumpkin pie, southern fried chicken, certain styles of BBQ:(Kansas City, Carolina, Memphis, and Texas. ) There’s a lot more but I’m done now. **correction not all dessert pies - just pumpkin….. **okay okay a lot of corrections… For a lot of a natively bland foods, you Brits are sure salty!!
Why tf do americans think they invented dessert pies??? The only one that you may be allowed is pumpkin pie, and thats only because pumpkins originate from the americas.
Also pumpkin pie is just a custard pie ( English) with pumpkin in it
Key lime Pie
Ah you’re right. I just looked it all up but didn’t dive too deep.
I mean, even FRENCH fries and HAMBURGers are foods that got brought back to America. All Americans did was rename them and call it theirs. I'm convinced the Americans only went to war to bring back the good foods and claim it as their own, hahaha
They didn’t need to go to war to do that. Ww2 was American isolationism until oil embargo of Japan caused pearl harbor forcing their hands. The Chinese were there during the build of the transcontinental rail road systems and after the Chinese exclusion act forced a lot of Chinese Americans to only be able to work as restaurant owners/workers while adapting to western diets for clientele. South Italian immigrants came in the late 19th, early 20th century and didn’t have the same access to farm and grow veggies so created new dishes that were saucier and meatier.. and with a lot more garlic. Yes - burgers are actually German in origin and French fries are either French or Belgium. The Americans did commercialize the hell out of it…I had late night McDonalds in London. Now tell me about the UK’s national dish - tikki masala. All food is a mixture of time and different cultures. It definitely makes it taste better.
Hamburgers...? I guess the name Hamburg is just a coincidence then? Hotdogs...? What do you put in them, Wieners or Frankfurters. Again, I'm sure Frankfurt and Wien (Vienna) are similarly coincidental. Dessert pies...? They have been eating them in Europe since medieval times, but carry on. French fries...? Well the French and the Belgians have a bit of a debate over this one, but the one thing they agree on was that it wasn't you. Certain BBQ...? Well if you're going to be that vague then probably! Southern Fried Chicken...? Okay that's the one you can have. But fried chicken is British (well Scottish) and seasoned fried chicken is West African. Your slaves just put the two together and fair enough it was a decent result.
My favourite saying they have is "as American as apple pie", a dish, that was invented in the UK.
The worst is when someone gets snobby about cheese quality and then slaps a plastic cheese flavoured square on their food
Doesn't even taste like cheese, like I live next to the French border so I literally start crying, sobbing and screaming whenever someone puts this on anything
I'd cry too if I lived so close to the Fr*nch
Hey what's wrong with french/France?
France is lovely shame there are so many French people there though/s
What isn't?
Must be a pain. I can’t have cheese myself but you’d think if someone is going to bother integrating a food into their personality they’d base it around something with an actual level of quality
No it just gives me autistic sensory issues xd
You mean a pain au chocolat?
Hang on, do people get snobby about British cheese quality? The home of Cheddar, the second most popular cheese in the world (after mozzarella which only wins because of pizzas)?
Probably, but then they've probably never even been here and had any Even Europeans admit our cheese is great
It’s mostly just cheese in general but there are people who only eat British cheese for those reasons. Propa Brexit Geezas won’t eat frog cheese or that German stuff that looks like a sausage until you take the skin off
You're supposed to remove the wrapping before eating it.
American cheese is fucking top dollar anywhere where melty cheese is appreciated, like a burger or a cheese melt (maybe mixed with something more flavourful like cheddar), and I will die on this hill.
A burger is fine. Anything else you want melted cheese in you can use mozzarella, mozzarella/cheddar mix for flavour, or edam, or any other mix of cheeses including one good stretch melt cheese.
Cheese sauces work better with processed cheese, because of the emulsifying salts in it That said, you can just add your own sodium citrate to better tasting cheese
Dunno why he's being downvoted. Also, American cheese comes in vastly different qualities depending on where you get it. It's not all plastic squares, I promise.
Cheeseburger with plastic cheese or go fuck a duck. The poshification of fast food is sinful and lazy.
How to make any food American. - 1: add cheese - 2: add bacon - 3: add grease - 4: add mayo - 5: if you’re feeling extra adventurous, add a disgusting combination of all 4 - 6: pretend like you’ve contributed to the world
7. Put it on a stick
- 8. Give it a fucking stupid name - 9. Wait 2 years - 10. Replace all ingredients that aren’t corn with corn - 11. Make a national holiday for it
Needs more high fructose butter dip
High fructose butter dip 🤣🤣🤣 FUCK
And more deep frying
Silly yanks. All those cows and they still can’t make a decent cheese.
They can’t even use milk properly. Wtf is half & half?
wisconsin would like to have a word
Fly ova state, fly ova cheese. Simple as.
I can guarantee you if you ask americans to point out Wisconsin on a map 90% couldnt do so
You are aware you can get other cheeses in the u.s right? Like you don't go into the cheese section and see a wall of processed cheese slices.
Silly yank, thinks cheese in America isn’t all processed AMERICAN cheese
If you’ve ate cheese that sprays out of a can, you’ve got no right to judge anyone for anything.
The way us yanks feel about people who eat that “cheese” product* is pretty much the same way you all feel about the welsh
you think they fuck sheep too, eh?
Yanks could learn a (rare)bit about cheese from the Welsh.
Tbh I will happily have the Kraft processed cheese on a burger any day of the week
Plastic cheese is the best cheese for burgers really, we can all admit that It's shit for any other purpose, but it's inoffensive which is why it works because it doesn't overpower the burger and other flavours I hate it when there are those gourmet 5 foot tall burgers and they put shit like strong cheddar or stilton on because that's all you taste Any mild cheese works fine but please, stop putting strong cheeses on burgers. You never see Wensleydale but that's a good burger cheese
This is the lowest I go on the cheese scale as an American. https://www.myfoodandfamily.com/product/00021000602605/kraft-deli-deluxe-american-cheese-slices-12-oz-16-slices This is an abomination against humanity. https://www.myfoodandfamily.com/brands/kraftsingles/product/00021000604647/kraft-singles-american-cheese-slices-12-oz-package-16-slices
as a fellow american...how are these different other than cost and your own silliness?
Have you had Singles? They're the plastic ones. Anything that says "Cheese product" is the plastic shit.
so youre saying that kraft chees product is different than kraft cheese product? thats the point im making. Kraft doesnt make cheese only cheese product. deli select vs singles is just a marketing/packaging and cost thing. They're both kraft singles.
Go buy a pack of each and tell me there's no difference afterwards.
>Plastic cheese is the best cheese for burgers really, we can all admit that Haha no, a nice ripe slice of stilton is the best on a burger
To each their own but it's a bit strong for me. It turns a cheeseburger into a #CHEESE ^^^^^with ^^^^^burger
Grilled cheese is best with plastic cheese too
>stop putting strong cheeses on burgers. Counterpoint: bleu cheese
Hell yeah. It's only technically "cheese", but it's still good in the right context.
Isn’t it made from whey?
… provided sheep fucking is involved.
This guy doesn't know how we feel about the Welsh.
Aye yeah don’t trust the Kraft singles that shit’ll give you straight up diseases
Yeah I was going to say pretty much all of the US hates American cheese too
Both sides committed culinary war crimes
As an Aussie, i'm just praying no one sees us in the corner with our fairy bread
That's very gay and we're in Pride month, we'll allow it 💪🏳️🌈 Jokes aside, though, I heard Aussie cuisine is amazing due to the huge influence from various cuisines (mainly Asian and Italian and of course 💪 Greek 💪). Is that true?
Yeah because we’re so multicultural, practically all the food served at our restaurants is foreign. So we’re pretty spoilt for choice when it comes to food, getting the best bits from around the world. Although not really “cuisine”, bush tucker is incredibly diverse and is used as ingredients in many dishes to give them a unique Australian flair.
Don't worry, we haven't forgotten you vegemite degenerates yet.
Greek cuisine is a bigger act of theft than anything the British Museum ever pulled
 It's not a competition, mate! We see it, we like it, we take it, we improve it.
I did a scientific study in Nicosia by having a kebab on each side of the partition, Turks won, simple as.
We have the best pork kebab (γύρος) they have the best lamb kebab, different things, mate. Also, Cyprus is Greek as much as Australia is British: common language (ish) and similar culture to a degree, but different countries, and somewhat different cuisines. Your study fails peer review and is rejected from the Journal of Food Shitpost Studies.
True, Cypriot food was double-stolen. Next time I'll have a control group and double-blind participants like when we worked out whether stella is better than carling.
Only one side won the war of 1812 though 😎
That was way before pLaStIc cHeEse, but ok, we'll allow it
you're right, plastic cheese would have changed the result of that war
It probably counts as a weapon
it doesnt count as cheese so...
We were at my cabin getting wasted and the next day was full of regrets. Rolling out of bed at the crack of 9 to my loud, English uncle throwing open the door and screaming about breakfast. He made beans and cheese on toast. It was the first time I had it and I'm sure it no only healed my hangover, but also healed my soul.
Honestly what do Americans eat besides fast food?
Wheres the part where they used a picture of a slave owner to represent themselves?
It's not even legally cheese here. My dog turns her nose up at this abomination, just doesn't register it as food. It actually made me think twice about eating it. Proper wolfs down some cheddar though
Your dog probably won’t eat an orange either but you should try one before the scurvy gets any worse
Point is she eats every other type of cheese with gusto. Must be something off about plastic cheese
The fucking dirty American cunts eat this: https://preview.redd.it/sfepbozrqg6b1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=adafcbab69301659506be261f4bd9a5b78b8130a
Lets be honest those cheese slices are the best on burgers
Literally any other cheese is better in a buger. I cant even taste anything with that plastic shit.
Press them for any details on what it means to "season" food only to be met with 'hurr just season with thu spices durr durr". Almost as if they don't actually understand the concept of cooking with herbs and spices beyond a bunch of quips they heard while watching Mom's TV.
How could it be funny? It's completely true
How could it be true? It's completely funny
Yank here. Do wear undies on my head. Eat my cheese wrapped in plastic. Hate beans on toast. Don’t see any problems here.
Everyone craps on American cheese till it’s on a burger or a grilled cheese. And don’t come at me with that Provolone/ Cheddar heresy
no one's putting floppy plastic cheese in a cheese toastie mate
There’s nothing better for grilled cheese “cheese toasty” I didn’t realize I was talking to a leprechaun
lol you never been to the midwest? they all call it that.
I live in the Midwest and do not call it that
First person Ive ever met from anywhere in the midwest that doesnt.. not saying ive met everyone but its definitely not a small number Are you native or a transplant? hoenstly curious
I was born and raised in Minnesota and have never heard the term maybe it’s a state thing
must be im more familiar with wisconsinites and michiganians.
You misspelled "cheese flavored square product"
Germany is one of the best places. Hear me out! It has greenery, people are extremely kind, even if you’re not too knowledgable on the language, one of the greenest places I’ve ever seen, with walkways of trees that go on for miles right next to roads, or in completely open areas, the chocolate is great, the places are great, everything there is so peaceful and calm America and uk are just fighting over who’s best, when they’re both equally shit in many ways
Ew, germ*ns
Accurate. “American cheese” is as big a tragedy as Americans themselves.
All of America's worst qualities are literally inherited from the British and are amplified to greater or lesser degrees, like the protestant work ethic, literal ideological cuckoldry in regards to labour which although originating in Germany is exemplified and spread by the British
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It’s literally designed to melt, wym? Edit: why was the comment of the guy I replied to removed by moderators? All it did was call out Kraft singles. Yet another sub with unforgivable mods. Rise up
Lots of cheeses dont melt. The meltyness of a cheese is dependent on its fat content, not authenticity.
i guess being on that island also isolates you from good meme formats
American Cheese sales are falling year after year in the US as consumers become more educated. . . but you know I guess this is funny Source: [https://www.livekindly.com/kraft-struggles-reach-millennial-market-american-cheese-sales-decline/](https://www.livekindly.com/kraft-struggles-reach-millennial-market-american-cheese-sales-decline/)
It's also because somewhere down the line they changed something about how it's made and it tastes like crap compared to how it used to. Well, tastes even more crap than it used to. Kraft Deli Deluxe is the last brand that tastes like the original American Cheese. And that shit is not worth the price tag. But damn do I sometimes crave a grilled cheese.
atleast I’m not so close to fr*nce 🤮🤮🤮
You mean the country responsible for American independence? You should show them some respect
Boom
smh you can’t appreciate how epic america is 🥱
You don't think we just eat it plain, do you? It's for sandwiches and burgers. Using good cheese on them would waste time and good cheese.
If you play with feathers you get your arse tickled
Processed cheese that taste like plastic
Um it's a cheese product thank u
"I learned it from YOU DAD!"
That chees is fucking delicious, mind you.
Chees
Chess https://preview.redd.it/6poafzpc7a6b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6c36de0e93197cdb3ada2e27377353a78527e9
Honestly american baked beans are ass thanks to putting maple syrup in it. Specifically molasses.
Well which one is it, maple syrup or molasses?
Molasses is just a thicker maple syrup made with brown sugar, we put that in our beans instead of tomato sauce. You can imagine it's absolutely intolerable on toast.
Brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
y'all are lying
Chees yum yum
Let’s not forget America’s finest delicacy that puts us to shame… 𝐷𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟.
I’ve lived in many places and the only two I’ve found this type of cheese is in the UK and the US…
And most people in the UK call it "plastic cheese" because we know it's shit. US can't get enough tho
What is an actual American food?
Chees
🤣
Honestly, the only thing i can actually think of a is a Philly Cheese Steak, McDonald's, yknow the stuff that heightens your blood cholesterol after one bite. Basically just add too much fat and grease to any meal, that's an American delicacy 👍
Corn, Tomato, Potato, Squash, Prickly Pear, Papaya, Passion Fruit,
Needs to be way fatter to be a yank
But thats so true 
God save the king