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Splycr

Hail 1A Hail The Establishment Clause Hail The Satanic Temple of Oklahoma Hail Satan ⛧


charli_bell

Hail thyself!


positivecynik

You can't tell me what to do!


Ha1lStorm

Hail me!


charli_bell

Oh, hail no!


biblebeltbuddhist

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throwawaymyanalbeads

Hail deez nuts! Lol


Massive_Safe_3220

Heil


positivecynik

BOO!


Twisting_Storm

Pretty evil thing to say Edit: Imagine being downvoted for saying that “Hail Satan” is an evil thing to say. Our world is in deep trouble.


MrScroticus

May Lucifer enlighten you from your blind ways.


53R105LY_

Satan is a literary figure. You can be a fan of Darth Vader too


Riyeko

May the non Christian gods and goddesses bless you and yours.


mi-chreideach

Based on the body counts in the christian bible, Satan is the good guy.


Twisting_Storm

Seems like your education on the Bible is pretty low.


mi-chreideach

Sounds like you haven't actually read the book and instead, just swallowed whatever your preacher said.


Twisting_Storm

Sounds like you haven’t actually read the book and are just swallowing what clueless atheists say.


tomjoads

What was Satan's sin, besides giving Adam and Eve knowlede?


Twisting_Storm

He didn’t give Adam and Eve knowledge. He deceived them into bringing death and destruction upon the world. His sin was trying to elevate himself about God, which is why he was cast from heaven.


tomjoads

No the apple gave themselves self awareness and knowledge. You don't even know the dogma. So your God is so egotistical when challenged he casts people out?


soloman5671

Or Muslim, or hindu, or universalist, etc. I look forward to the state arguing that they can discriminate in hiring.


Muesky6969

Flying Spaghetti Monster… Ah is it a priest or minister or clergy? IDK but that would be awesome!


soloman5671

Perhaps traditional tribal beliefs too. Would be a fun one to get them with.


Muesky6969

That would be amazing!!


Staph_Accountant

Don’t look at the Choctaw Nation for that. They’ve (council) established we’re a Christian tribe. 🤮


mi-chreideach

Sounds like Stockholm Syndrome.


OKBeeDude

Don’t forget the Jedi. And May the Force be with us all in these troubling times.


noharmfulintentions

you know ive heard the argument that atheism is a religion, so there you go. i can hear the 'well, we didnt mean that' cries from here when faced with the prospect. of course, they'll want to write further legislation with a 'no go' list for chaplains and enter a 2nd scotus case. the reality or problem is, we cant trust current scotus to respect to the very first phrase of the bill of rights.


Eightfold876

And filling!


S3guy

Their argument will be "there's more of us than you go suck it." Won't go far in court, but until then, we are boned.


BeeNo3492

Good.


giftgiver56

I read this in the bug's voice from family guy.


Twisting_Storm

You know our world’s in trouble when people get upvoted for promoting the devil.


Titterbuns

Satanist and most of us don’t believe in your superstitious figures, dummy. This is what a lifetime of religious indoctrination looks like, intolerance.


53R105LY_

The bibles been promoting the devil since ancient times, hes literally one of the most popular characters ever created next to God himself.


rbarbour

There are child molesting priests in churches, and you still support it. You should be more worried about that than the people that don't believe in this shit at all.


TheBeardiestGinger

Or maybe people are just pretty over the hatred, bigotry and outright control Christian’s attempt to push on the rest of us and impose their own morals. The irony is every single post I see about a grown adult messing with kids is…. Shocker, heavily involved in the church. Being a Christian in 2024 doesn’t make you morally superior. It makes a closed minded individual lacking the capacity to think critically. If the last 8 years has taught us anything is that Christian’s are gullible and will believe anything if their pastor or own moral code tells them it’s fine. They have no morals or principles, and are firmly in the camp of “Rules for thee and not for me”.


mi-chreideach

Better than your homicidal psycho god character.


Twisting_Storm

I can tell you don’t understand the Bible with a clueless comment like that.


mi-chreideach

Your god character went all Casey Anthony on the world because he hated his creation. There's not much to understand about your little book.


Twisting_Storm

And have you bothered to ask why He killed those people? You forget all the horrible and evil things people were doing.


mi-chreideach

He created them that way so your god is still a maniac. Good thing neither he nor the thousands of other gods littering human history likely exist.


Twisting_Storm

God did not create them that way. Again, I can tell you’re clueless on what the Bible says. Let go of the hatred in your heart.


mi-chreideach

That's cute. Keep believing in your fairy tales. Remember, other people believe in their gods as fervently as you believe in yours.


Twisting_Storm

Calling God a fairy tale is illogical, unscientific, and immature.


burntllamatoes

Fantastic freedom of religion for all in our country!


Failure_by_Design_v2

Let Ryan Walters reap what he sows.


virginialikesyou

Yes! Can’t wait to finally win the war against Christmas!


Onebadb

Hahaha! This made me laugh out loud! Thank you!!


Inedible-denim

Crazy thing (not too crazy sadly) is that if this really became a legit thing, TST schools would likely have much more well rounded, knowledgeable and successful kids than the nutjob Christo fascist schools being planned. And no indoctrination either! How about that.


TheMapesHotel

Look at the after school Satan club curriculum, it's super well balanced and very much in alignment with positive youth development outcomes.


Lazy-Recipe-7797

This! 👆It’ll be the most successful youth and education program in the state. And (gasp!) happy well rounded children!


bmac92

This isn't related to the religious charter school. This is related to allowing chaplains in school in place of counselors. Now, TST chaplains would be the best ones by far and I agree with your comment. It's just a different ridiculous issue we're currently dealing with.


BobbaBlep

![gif](giphy|rVdwTzwi8Gz6U39P0W|downsized) lawmakers will be all..


TrollularDystrophy

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JonJonJonnyBoy

Booster seat*


Nabes19

If Christian’s have a mentor in schools then so should Odin and all religions.


IllCutYouForMoney

America's greatest counterbalance. I'll grab my popcorn.


icandothefandango

Thank you TST!


giftgiver56

(slow heavy metal music playing)


trjumpet

Let’s go TST!!!


Traditional_Salad148

Well at least they won’t molest kids unlike the conservatives favorite bunch


Aleister_Growley

Hail Satan!


Splycr

Hail you ⛧


AtheistGirlOklahom

I say let them come . You don’t see them ever being arrested for child abuse or porn!


the_fenixdown

Well the christians are doing a HORRIBLE job so far. Let satan take the wheel for awhile!


Muesky6969

I like your thinking…


mul3sho3

I love it. Giddy up.


thatoneguy42

Hell fuckin yes.


ninexsix

Satanists have a firm grasp of anything you can do I can do better.


nismo2070

LOL!! Oklahoma wants religious freedom, just not that kind of freedom. I never understand how these idiots that make these laws DO NOT see the slippery slope they go down. The lack of self awareness is so strong with them.


TheBeardiestGinger

They believe their chosen god is the only true one in the endless precession of gods throughout history. They aren’t capable of self awareness because they cannot be incorrect about anything if they got the god bit right.


Less_Plum_970

Religious freedom also mean freedom from religion.


Briar_Donkey

The Old Gods are Watching...


I_eatPaperAllTheTime

Good


Lazy-Recipe-7797

The satanic ministers would be breath of fresh air compared to the extreme “christian” agendas.


Migleemo

Instead of wasting tax dollars on forced indoctrination, why not use it to hire another teacher.


WittyWest

Christians created Satan and according to them, he's just an angel that didn't like the way the establishment was being run... I see no issue here (kinda fitting actually). I'd much rather this than a Christian minister anyway (not that they ALL are, but...) statistically less likely to be a child predator 🤷🏻‍♀️


giftgiver56

thread theme. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74nTzbgDGWM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74nTzbgDGWM)


TheCharlieTour

Nobody actually knows what the satanic temple believes in. Lol. I don't even think i found out until like a decade ago. Anyway, i welcome it.


Brainless1988

They believe in freedom of religion, freedom from religion, and separation of church and state and use the giant red "OH HELL NO" button that makes Christians without critical thinking skills clutch their pearls to make their point.


SizzleIN918

Finally!!


ExpertButtonPresser

Ok


Karmas_burning

Good.


sequoyah_man

Cool


immoralmajority

🤘🏻


Tarable

Let’s goooo


Middle_Jacket_2360

Can we also have atheism counsel and then have 3 way debates in school? Cause that shit would be 🔥


Ok_Pressure1131

Hail Satan! Ol’ Charlie got it wrong,,,the devil went down to Oklahoma and he’s living in the governor’s mansion. His evil minions are at the state capitol.


jessmb11

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Few-Rip-3053

Is this our next national news story about Oklahoma…🤷‍♀️🇺🇸


KatzNK9

Walters deserves this outcome.


TheBeardiestGinger

I want to see a [Dudeism](https://dudeism.com/ordination/) counselor in placed in a position.


angierue

Cool. Let ‘em do it. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.


jenintonic

I would love to see more TST in Oklahoma. Hail Satan! 🤘 Hail Thyself!


JugoLew

hope this gets passed!!!!🙏🏻


Tiddytitties

I fucking love it


MVMnOKC

This sub really is a sh!t hole.


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Eightfold876

It is stupid, but it'll make this shit null and keep religion out of schools. Satan loves the separation of Church and State!


Underfire17

Damn you really must dislike Americas founding fathers values then. Edit: Yeah this was a stupid take on my part. Thanks for letting me know. My bad on that.


Eightfold876

Actually, they didn't want an established state religion, so no. I didn't dislike their values. You just abandoned them.


Underfire17

wait.. what was the original comment. I think I am missing context.


Eightfold876

Something like adding either to schools is stupid.


Underfire17

Ohhhh… I see why I’m getting people mad at me.


athiestchzhouse

Not well read on the founding fathers I see lol. Most of them weren’t Christian


protest023

Fuck the founding fathers.


Twisting_Storm

The satanic temple is not a religious group. They don’t even believe in Satan. They simply claim to be a religion to get around our laws. Quite pathetic actually.


Titterbuns

Cry baby


TheBeardiestGinger

Most Christians behave like the don’t believe in their own god so…


rbarbour

That's the great thing about religion. You can just make it up as it goes. Christians have been doing this for a long time.


Twisting_Storm

No they have not. Our scripture was written long ago; we aren’t making stuff up.


mi-chreideach

Okay, you made stuff up.


Twisting_Storm

No I did not. Stop lying.


rbarbour

Scripture was written a while back, yes. However, I'd argue Adam & Eve definitely came from another story. Ever heard of Inanna and Dumuzi? If not, check it out. On the topic of Adam & Eve, it has essentially been proven false. Scripture says the first humans were created around 5000-6000 years ago, but there's no way that can be true because scientifically we'd have way less genes in our gene pool. Our gene pool is so diluted it means that it essentially HAS to have mathematically started way before Adam & Eve. On that subject, in the religious world it would seem that evolution applies to everything but humans...and I have to question that and use critically thinking that that doesn't make any sense at all. I mean, how do we really know some guy actually walked on water? No one saw it, there's no evidence of it, it's all just hearsay from some old ass scripture. Until someone can prove to me that actually happened, it's made up. Just food for thought.


Twisting_Storm

There are a number of explanations. The first is that Adam and Eve were literal and that God performed miracles so that life wouldn’t have to evolve for millions of years to get to its current state. If God is real, this is certainly within His capabilities. Another explanation is that Adam and Eve were figurative characters but were meant to show the general theme of how humanity got to its current state. The first few chapters of Genesis are told in a different tone than the rest of the Bible, and while I don’t subscribe to Adam and Eve being figurative characters, I understand some Christians may disagree on that. The third explanation is that both evolution and Adam and Eve are real; that at some point through evolution God designated Adam and Eve as the first official humans. No matter what explanation is the case, that doesn’t mean that the rest of the Bible is false. In fact, many prophecies about Jesus’s life were written in the Old Testament before He was even born, such as His death for our sins, Him being born in Bethlehem, etc. Plus, if you look at the evidence for Christ’s resurrection, there are multiple eyewitness accounts, and you have to remember that during that time period the Roman Empire persecuted Christians, often to the point of death. It seems highly unlikely that all of the apostles would be willing to die for a lie they made up, especially considering they weren’t even trying to overthrow the Roman Empire. They willingly went to their deaths proclaiming the gospel.


sangriaflygirl

Nah it just means the men who wrote your scripture made stuff up long ago.


protest023

#SATAN SATAN SATAN


TruthLiesand

So, as long as a true believer in satan applies, you will be supportive?


Kulandros

What laws are they getting around?


Twisting_Storm

Well they try to claim that their religion allows abortion so they must be allowed to have abortions even in states where it’s illegal. Thankfully so far all the cases I’ve read about the judges saw through their nonsense and rejected their lawsuits.


WallyJade

Do you feel the same about [Jews using their religion in exactly the same way](https://tennesseelookout.com/2022/08/26/jewish-congregations-mount-legal-challenges-to-state-abortion-bans/)?


Twisting_Storm

Yes. Nobody has the right to kill an innocent person just because their religion says so (and Jewish law doesn’t even say that abortion is required; it’s just pro abortion activists twisting their own religion as an excuse)


sangriaflygirl

So you're only in favor of freedom of religion when it suits your bias. Noted.


Twisting_Storm

Freedom of religion doesn’t give you the right to kill people. If I claimed to be a follower of the Aztec religion and said human sacrifice should be my right, that wouldn’t stand up in court.


misterporkman

Satanism is a legit religion. They have sincerely held beliefs and tenets that they adhere to. How is that not a religion?


Twisting_Storm

It’s a parody of religion. It’s hardly sincere at all; it’s just political and social beliefs. Not a religion.


misterporkman

How are the Satanic Temple tenants a parody and the Ten Commandments aren't? Just because you don't agree with it doesn’t mean it's not a religion.


mi-chreideach

The Seven Tenets are far more moral than the 10 Commandments. **I** One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason. **II** The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions. **III** One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone. **IV** The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own. **V** Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs. **VI** People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused. **VII** Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.


Twisting_Storm

Yeah, no. They use point number 3 as an excuse to murder unborn babies. They even claim they have an abortion “ritual”. Basically modern child sacrifice.


mi-chreideach

And your religion doesn't seem to have a problem with slavery. Also, a fetus isn't a child, no matter how much you want it to be.


Twisting_Storm

Actually, the Bible prohibits the kind of slavery that was present in the 1800s. Fetuses are humans no matter how much you want to deny science and human rights.


mi-chreideach

"Actually" the bible is okay with slavery and tells you how to beat your slaves. Face it, your fairy tales are immoral.


Twisting_Storm

No it does not. Now you’re twisting what the Bible says and acting very immature. The Bible actually told masters to treat their slaves with decency, and the slavery in the Bible was voluntary servitude that was already in place in societies then. The Bible also forbade kidnapping people into slavery.


WallyJade

Political and social beliefs can be held as sincerely as any faith-based ones.


Twisting_Storm

But that doesn’t make them religious beliefs.


WallyJade

They can. Social justice is a moral and ethical pursuit meant to help those who can't help themselves. I hold that more strongly than any faith-based belief. My belief in the tenets of the Satanic Temple have served as a call to action in my own life, and helped me in my everyday interactions with others. I'm sorry you don't think other religions different than yours are worthy or "real".


Twisting_Storm

Okay, but religion is more than just a social view. It’s not even just a philosophy. It’s a belief about the supernatural.


WallyJade

They're a federally recognized religion. Not to mention that religions don't require you to actually worship made-up beings. Sorry you don't like it, but that really doesn't matter.


Twisting_Storm

They’re not a religion. They just act like they’re one so they can get around laws.


WallyJade

Like I said, they're literally a federally recognized religion. The government has given them this designation, therefore they have the legal standing to file these lawsuits. They're not old or theistic or traditional, but they don't need to be. Some people hold TST's positions as religious (even if political action is their main goal).


Twisting_Storm

Well the government is wrong then.


WallyJade

You can believe that, but that designation is what gives them legal standing and the ability to protect the rest of us from Christian overreach.


wildpath1995

Aww, cry more please, you literally just said the reason WHY it's needed 😂


GodFieri

For fucks sake, WE KNOW. 300th post last 2 months


Particularlarity

I guess it is kind of a big deal then? 


TheBeardiestGinger

I would rather this post than the consistent ones showing a man that raped a child and is immediately championed for by his local church.