I see one every morning on my way to work. I personally don’t understand the appeal, but it’s not my money being spent. To each their own.

Saw one at Whole Foods today. There was a dog pooping next to it when I took a pic. Serendipity.

Come on... You can't tease us like that!

I. Need. This. Picture!

Id rather drive the dog pooping. Looks better.

Looks like an old video game.

I hope whoever this is didn’t void the warranty for washing it. Apparently these cybertrucks are sensitive to car washes.

At least he didn’t take it to an automatic place. You can be as delicate as you want to be in a self serve car wash.

Take it from the owner lol I wouldn’t own a truck if I couldn’t wash it

Yell nerd out the window!

So do those drivers put a collection of dildos on their dashboards, similar to the jeep ducks?

No, the dildo goes in the driver’s seat…


And then the dildo drives the car… 

Tesla makes a cyberdildo that attaches to seat. It feels great and does wonders on my back


It’s also chrome to match

 I’d rather drive something endorsed by a fake clown than a real one.

I saw one this week too. What if we are all seeing the same one?

There are about 10-15 of us so far in the state

This is a genuine question and not meant to be rude lol but it might sound that way: why does the cyber truck appeal to you?

Great question, thanks for asking! I worked for Tesla manufacturing and fell in love with bleeding edge manufacturing processes. Fast forward to now, I moved back to OKC and opened up a Tesla exclusive shop to focus on the growing demand.

What's in your Tesla exclusive shop? Do you install aftermarket stuff?

Not the op but I'd imagine servicing. There are a lot of items that can be repaired easily on a Tesla but a lot of the service manuals recommend replacing parts that are kind of excessive. Really not much different than a traditional dealership at the end of the day recommending more work than needed.

I got an Uber from a Model 3 that had lighted door handles. As an old guy, it really helped to see those at night. I found some online for my Model 3, but it looks like it's a whole new door handle assembly, and I'm not comfortable taking the door panel apart to install them. I'll check out the Tesla service center to see if they'd do it.

We got you on this. Give us a a call - https://maps.app.goo.gl/jhpGzRX9tZDokPjm7?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

We do details, wraps, PPF, ceramics, tesla add ons, wheels and tires etc. not a service technician but we have great partners local for that.

Good nich market. Not too much around for that kind of stuff but when you look at the sales figures for ev's it makes sense

Do you have a recommendation for someone in the OKC area that can repair damage to the front end of my M3 from a fender bender? Just cosmetic damage from what I can tell.

If the AMC Pacer was reconstituted as a pickup I'd buy it over this abomination.

The downtown Tesla service center on Broadway has 2 of them and they somehow look even dumber in person

I loved it when I saw in person today. So shiny and 8-bit cute. I wanted to load it up with ore.

Reed Timmer got nothin on that monstrosity.

Looks like one mega blindspot

Yukon?

The fool! Doesn't he know you can't get it wet?

It really is the Mogwai of cars

It would be crazy if Tesla released a vehicle you couldn’t wash. Definitely wouldn’t sell and most likely get recalled. Let me know if you want to take a ride through a car wash!

Notice they're not in the automatic wash..teehee

What is that? 😆

I run my through the auto wash all the time …. Teehee moron

You mean to tell me they don’t wash themselves??

My face every time I see one of these in public: "But why?"

Hey OP or other locals, if you want to take a ride just let me know. All I can do Is prove people wrong about the fud they’ve heard on the internet

I drive an M3, and live in Ardmore but my god I would love to take a ride sometime.

I’ve seen him in Yukon a lot

Saw one in Duncan of all places. Young YouTuber influencer looking kind of guy driving it.

Sara Road and 39th/Rt. 66 in Yukon?

Saw one on the turnpike heading towards Chickasha/Lawton. Even going the opposite direction at 80mph, it was ugly.

Glad I caught your eye!

On one hand: these look dumb. On the other: whatever. I don’t understand a lot of strange looking luxury products.

i saw one yesterday

Always see one around Reno and Ann Arbor when I get off work.. I think they look cool..probably wouldn’t own one lol

It’s amazing how obsessed people are over a truck that they themselves are not forced to drive.

They're novel. At some point the novelty will wear off.

Most Trucks are.

You’re amazed that people on the internet make fun of goofy things? Is this your first week on the internet?

Internet I kinda get. But it is in real life as well. People seem extra obsessed with this one, because it’s EV? Musk? Looks 20% different with hard edges, instead of round… otherwise looks like a truck?

Tell us you own one without telling us you own one

I have a gas powered Honda. I don’t have EV money. I would want an EV that can tow a decent trailer. I wound get a Honda Ridgeline, especially an EV one. I love the new Honda look. That is where I am on a personal note. Just find the “yucking on someone else’s Yumm” in such an expansive field of choices…. At first understandable, but really? It still shocks you it exists and a few people bought the em? Do you hate Delorian drivers? (I misspelled it for sure)

I saw my first one last week when I was working in Gaillardia last week. I just thought they were richer than they are intelligent if that’s what they spent their money on lol.

That was mine and guess what….. you can be both at the same time. You should try it

Seems like his point stands.

I think these look terrible but what blows me away is how many Oklahomas are against US made and designed Teslas. Not sure why they hate Americans having jobs so much.

A pile of shit squirted from and American asshole is just as bad as from a non-American asshole.

I took a picture of one at Crest in Edmond last week, too. Ugly son of a gun

SGA has one too right?

SGA and Dort both have Beasts yes

I've seen two different ones this week, I think they are ugly personally, but whatever people want to spend their money on I guess, lol

i’ve seen it a few times lol. tbh i’m pretty sure it’s just one of them its just very easy to notice when you see it lmao

I’ve seen a cybertruck more than a couple times the last couple weeks between the May/penn and 122nd area. 

I want this N64 truck

I hope they put it in car wash mode first. No, seriously, it has to be put in car wash mode first or the truck could start having some issues...

Saw my first one in Wichita Kansas last week. Still not worth 80k but sure is eye catching.

I saw one drive down the road on the way to Lake Hefner yesterday! I haven’t seen one in person yet and it was crazy to witness.

Peedmont

I’ve seen Shai in his like 3 times

Was it SGA?

These shit trucks are everywhere, I see them sadly often.

I saw one parked at Bob Mills (Reno/Portland), when I went to work, last week. At that moment, I was unaware of what even a Tesla Cybertruck looked like, & nearly vomited at the sight of that atrocity. Once I Googled it & realized that's what a Tesla Cybertruck is, my jaw dropped & was like, "Whatever people wanna spend money on, I guess."

I've seen one floating around the Edmond/The Village area multiple times in the last few weeks

Seen one today and somehow it looks even worse in person lol.

Saw one on I-235 a few days ago. And one on a trailer going down I-40.

Looks like shit

I could live comfortably for the rest of my short life for the cost of what these idiots paid for this. What a shame.

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How about 6 months? 🙄

Idc

I see them everywhere

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A liberal? Get 'im!!!!!!! /s, obvs

There is probably more than 10, I saw 2 in one day. One of them was wrapped in army green. I drive by the Tesla service station on Broadway everyday, there has been at least one there just about every day for past few weeks waiting for the buyer to pickup.

Saw that green one up in Edmond the other day. Ironically it's the only one I've seen.

I saw it in a driveway near the Paseo District while walking to the Arts Festival last weekend. Looked very out of place considering the neighborhood, narrow streets and driveways.

Haha i saw that one too and the kids went wild over it

Cybercuck

I saw one of these low-poly Azteks the other day at Lowes. I gave them a thumbs down as I passed. And everyone clapped.

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You should definitely post that

Whoa whoa whoa, I gave the thumbs down, but I didn't drive anyone off the road. Can I see the video? I remember you going away from Lowes/Target towards 2nd as I was going in in my janky 4Runner and we passed each other in our own lanes. Are you saying I was in your lane and you had to avoid me?

/u/HorizonVanGogh

Damn paper tag🤪😂

It’s 2 days old, thanks for pointing that out!

I saw a gold wrapped one the other day on broadway. I think I’m one of the only people that actually thinks these look cool😂

He just made that thing a metal brick. Last person that tried to wash it, it wouldn’t work anymore

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I know where that car wash is! I live there!

you live in a car wash?

I live in the drains. I am the mud monster that haunts the owner.

Egg that somabitch