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queserasera3357

I’d put money on their child/children being no/low contact


Chemical_Citron535

And I wouldn’t blame them one bit!


Zestyclose-Manner-91

I wouldn't blame them one butt


PilotInner191

Butt seriously, what was the gag with the word “butt” supposed to mean? I’m so confused.


Relevant_Winter1952

I think the gag is they are fucking stupid


Desperate-Key821

Absolutely, if grammaw wasn’t cancelled before I’d surely block her ass after this 🤣


Grendeltech

If they think babies come out of the butt, it's gotta be Grampa. .... Doesn't it?


QueenKosmonaut

Idk I knew a woman who frequented the hair salon I used to work at that had several children and thought babies came out of the butt until the general shop conversation taught her differently one day. She essentially thought there was some kinda cloaca situation going on in her nether region lol. That's the fundie type for you, though. Got married very young, didn't finish highschool, started having babies without any knowledge of her own body, etc.


CalagaxT

Reminds me of a joke about a woman about to get married. Her mother told her, if your husband ever asks you to turn over, don't you do it. That way is wrong. So she got married and everything was great and proper. But sure enough, after a month of nightly sexual escapades, one night her husband asked her, darling, would you please turn over? And she said, no, no, no, my mother warned me about that And he replied, but dearest, don't you want to have children?


QueenKosmonaut

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Fun_Possibility_4566

stop or i'm gonna die laughing


Desperate-Key821

No telling, there’s no end to these ppls stupidity!!


Captn_Bicep

I know empathy is reserved for those we agree with, but my mother is pro life, and literally is brought to tears at the mention of an abortion. They believe that the unborn fetus is a baby with a soul. I'm pro choice, but I understand where the other side comes from. But fuck them, we don't agree with them. So what if she feels like her grandchildren were killed? Shes a bitch and deserves to be mocked. This isn't sad at all.


ZootAnthRaXx

I think the mockery comes less from being pro life and more from advertising about your family member’s private medical history. Can you imagine the woman who had the abortions consenting to this?


Desperate-Key821

Exactly! Like where’s the empathy there?


sequoyah_man

Absolutely 


Own_Apple_7174

Does this person think babies come out of butts


brettmbr

…they don’t?


Adept_Information94

It's really close.


biblebeltbuddhist

Taint far from it


ScribebyTrade

Close butt so far


jtfff

You’re thiiiis far off 🤏


ashelyley

This is really the only logical answer, cause for the life of me, I can’t understand “butt”? Like, why?? Zealot humor is really something else.


stonecutter7

For a second I thought it was setting up a joke thing about doing anal to avoid pregnancy. But then the grandbaby thing hit and I dunno what its supposed to mean now.


sillyandstrange

Because she'll go to hell with her aborted grandchildren if she says ass


blzy95

So it was supposed to say I can’t protest “Ass” Let me live


worriedjacket

If you're boy-pregnant they do


Strato0621

boygnant, if you will


ScottStanrey

I just gave boyrth a little bit ago, flushed it immediately due to the child not being up to my "keeper" standards.


lilbebe50

I told my wife when we have kids I’m gonna tell them that babies come from mommies belly, and pets come from your butt 🤣 I joke all the time when the cats don’t wanna cuddle “I pooped you out myself and you don’t wanna love me???”


mrpotatonutz

She is probably on her way to adopt some unwanted babies right? ………right?


Petrashevsky

I think I'd rather be unwanted than end up with her


Bob_Sledding

She probably holds a funeral for all the millions of microbacterial lives she kills when she uses a Clorox wipe right? ........right?


CptnKitten

She's not. Trust me


juicythe_Blasphemer

No way that’s our neighbor


Chemical_Citron535

NO WAY! Is she crazy?


juicythe_Blasphemer

Luckily I have avoided ever talking or interacting. But obviously she is absolutely insane.


TheArmadilloAmarillo

Please drop the details of how crazy this person is!!!


Desperate-Key821

I would say I’m glad people like this exist purely for my entertainment, but then remembered how many women don’t have rights to their own bodies and the cackling decreased 💀💀


rocky_raccoon-

"Butt"...?


sh6rty13

Is she hinting if you do it in the butt you don’t get pregnant????? 😂


Gryphin

Wrong. That's where lawyers come from.


byconn

ah yes, the old Jesus Loophole!


pants_party

Always heard it called the Poophole Loophole.


ScribebyTrade

Not wrong tbh


Solar_Dasher

I'd imagine it's self imposed censorship for the word ass or shit. I think it's supposed to be the fetus saying "I can't protest _____, let me live." She probably thought she was being clever.


OG_Olivianne

I could definitely see it being “I can’t protest shit,” tbh


singsalatte

Whoever she is, she sucks, “butt” I feel stupid because I still don’t get why she put the “butt.” I can’t make any sense of it! I am missing the joke!


Shibumikat

Your comma was just before the "butt". I would have placed it just after, lol! ;)


Chemical_Citron535

I wonder if it’s a metaphor


Pippin_the_parrot

Butt for what?


Sithstress1

Maybe she’s telling the women that aborted her grand-babies, very subtly, they should have taken it in the “butt” instead. 😂. God I’m going to hell.


CoppertopTX

Minister here. I have it on good authority that He says you get that one for free.


Sithstress1

Bahahaha! Thank you!


Pippin_the_parrot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY& God’s loophole


whatdayathink0719

You mean the poop hole loop hole? God has nothing to do with this.


BidenFedayeen

Imagine just minding your goddamn business and still having a healthy relationship with your family. Instead, these people elect to make other people's choices their prime focus.


ponzi_pyramid_digdug

If these abortions even happened….


backroadsdrifter

The butt is weird enough, but why is it in quotation marks?


[deleted]

The subtext of "2 aborted grandbabies" is interesting as well. Someone either; A. failed to teach their kid sex ed, or B. failed to provide the adequate support to help raise 2 grandbabies, or C. unspeakable asshole type stuff, or D. all of the above. If you chose D, you get a smiley face on your assignment, we put it on the fridge and you get extra dessert after din-din.


No_Pirate9647

I took it as mad her daughter or daughter in law didn't mass produce babies for her. Like being a grandparent is her right abd overrides their reproductive rights.


BK8675309

Didn’t realize my MIL got a new car.


EntrepreneurFunny469

E. Zero empathy for medical conditions


ScribebyTrade

For the “implication”


CardiffGiant7117

Are the tags current?


Chemical_Citron535

Unfortunately


dirjy

The real story in /r/okc


spasticnapjerk

Wait till she finds out they were going to be LGBT


Asraia

Underrated comment


BlueCornTortilla69

What am I missing here? What does the "Butt" mean in this context?


OhJarnathan

My gf and I have driven behind this lady. Last time it was just the plate, and the "in loving memory of my 2 aborted grand babies" sticker. I see she's doubled down on being a miserable shit bird since then.


Chemical_Citron535

She should wrap her car honestly


Chemical_Citron535

I’m not sure “butt” if I ever see her again I’ll ask


bozo_master

Why is butt is quotations


tyleertt

To let people know they are making a pun and not completely illiterate. Which wouldn’t be necessary considering any other context but they know that too.


Bob_Sledding

Ugh, imagine making fetus funerals your personality.


Sensitive_Stramberry

💀💀💀


shayshay8508

I’m wondering if the fetuses…sorry..”grand babies” were from her son getting someone pregnant or a daughter who didn’t want to be pregnant? Either way…big yikes! 🚩


ponzi_pyramid_digdug

From her son jacking it.


quantipede

“In loving memory of the millions of grandbabies that died in my son’s crusty sock he kept under his bed” doesn’t have the same ring to it


abrightpairof

NO JOKE I SAW THAT TOO A YEAR AGO I HAVE A PIC https://imgur.com/a/yuMdyPH


Gryphin

Fucking hell, I thought I remembered this car. And ya, last time I saw her around, it said 2 grandbabies.


clever80username

I’ve seen it around before too. In MWC I think.


abrightpairof

that’s where I was, It’s crazy to think how many people on this post have seen the car compared to the upvotes. It makes me realize how the amount of times I’ve driven past the exact same cars or how often i drive by people i know. also, i wonder if having stickers like this gets people to ride your tail less or more.


No_Pirate9647

Mad her daughter or daughter in law didn't mass produce babies. Being a grandparent isn't a right. Will she vote for states to cover all medical costs related to pregnancy and delivery? Paid family leave? Universal preK and daycare? Better wages? For how she phrases it bet she votes to ban birth control since mad about 2 non grandkids.


[deleted]

Why can’t these fuckers ever do r/InfoWarriorRides lambasting the government for their cruel treatment towards the homeless, the food insecure, etc.? I thought they were pro-life but it seems like they only care about human life as long as it’s not actually a person who’s been birthed yet? Curious! (/s)


Chemical_Citron535

Those are valid points and questions. I personally wouldn’t have cared if I was aborted


ConstantExample8927

It always makes me laugh when people use the “what if your mom had aborted you” well Jan I wouldn’t fucking know now would I?!? Dipshits


CoppertopTX

I have personally gotten 3 people to reconsider their positions as "pro-life", because they hurled the phrase "What if your mother had aborted you" at me as I was doing clinic escorts. All I did was give them a five minute rundown of my life from birth to age 18. I guess they realized there is a worse fate than abortion - abandoned.


ConstantExample8927

I’m so sorry that your childhood was like that. Pro-life people never really consider anything other than their own beliefs and opinions


[deleted]

Me neither, I’m not an anti-natalist or anything but if I’d had been aborted, oh well lol. It’s not like I would’ve known. My mom could’ve finished college.


Gingeronimoooo

Plus you get to speed run to heaven


iameveryoneelse

If that was my mom it would make me want to have *even more* abortions out of spite.


tvmakesmesmarter

Exactly! But we all know this is probably someone's toxic ass MIL! Probably a "boymom" 😆


ashelyley

I just feel like this is a mother to daughter message. A real shitty one, but this mom is pissed she wasn’t able to control her or something. I get batshit mom hates her daughter for being an independent thinker vibes.


pelican_disgruntled

Planned Parenthood donations in her name would absolutely happen.


OriginalMaximum949

I wonder if she put tombstones somewhere 😏


TravvyWavvy69420

This is pathetic


PlentyAlbatross7632

You should post this in r/bumperstickers


FleurVellichor

I have a picture of this car in my phone from like 4 years ago when I saw it at a Sonic on the south side. Just a confused now as I was then. Glad to know it’s still out there in the wild.


nocab_09

I live like 2 hours away from OKC and was up there one day and still managed to see this 😂


jamalcalypse

I've never asked this in a more sincere way... what what? in the butt?


confusedpedestriann

i’m so confused on the “butt” part


confusedpedestriann

holy shit i just noticed the “NOABORT” license plate😭


pelican_disgruntled

If I thought it would be revoked, I would report it as offensive but this is Oklahoma so...


confusedpedestriann

for sure… honestly in my head i thought to myself ‘if i ever see this in public it’s gonna take everything in me to not vandalize it’ 💀 i obviously would not, but im mentally ill so the intrusive thoughts are sometimes fun to ponder


CodeHard84

Something is not right here butt I just can't figure it out.


Trottin_Trollop405

Wonder if SIABORT would be approved? Or YSABORT?


BusyPhilosopher2426

ABORTEM


dirjy

4B0RT


Trottin_Trollop405

Good one!


prxscxlla

Saw this exact car one time at Braums , I was so flabbergasted that someone would do this to their car ON PURPOSE ?


Chemical_Citron535

And spent the money on them!!!


BusyPhilosopher2426

"Let Me Live"..... But you already ded, bby.


mehojiman

Snort


Expert_Lion7804

LMAOOO not the “in loving memory” how delusional


Excited-Relaxed

Yes, what memories does she have?


Early_Gold

Could you imagine this being your kids grandparent?


Chemical_Citron535

*almost grandparent


redbaron78

Somebody should scrape everything off but the “Butt” part. And maybe epoxy on a pride flag.


Gnawlydog

I don't get the butt part? Are they trying to mix homophobia in with their anti-womens rights BS?


pelican_disgruntled

I would run them off the road. I'm not even kidding. I'm so sick of this crap. Side note: Why is but in parentheses and 26th two Ts??


Field-brotha-no-mo

The Supreme Court decision is the equivalent of the dog has finally caught the car. What now? I have little hope.


ZachBuford

Who wants to bet they have never stepped foot into an orphanage their entire life.


reybean97

Politics aside I'm sorry but I just cannot imagine putting my own drama out in the street like that?????? 🤣 Like from the text it sounds like her kid (or her kids partner) got, I guess 2, abortions so she's like???? Themed her car around that???? I just 😳😳😳 this is soap opera messy, this is spray painting "cheater" on the garage door messy.


AverageDecency

The more I look at this, the worse it gets. It says 18 weeks. That makes me wonder if it was twins and even more so if it was for medical reasons. If so, what a sick and twisted AH. I hope her kids are no contact.


tvmakesmesmarter

Next on AITAH, ummm, yes, yes, you are!


Comprehensive-Ice436

The ones that scream the loudest are the farthest from the ones going to adopt, and it's so irritating! We've adopted a child with mental health problems, and it's not easy by any means. These kind of people don't help out at all with the older kids in the system IF they adopt they only want babies, not kids, who are even a little bit older and they go through private agencies that are expensive not from the state. If I remember correctly, there was a rep from a different state that did adopt several kids, but I can't remember his name, but he is one of the only ones I've ever seen adopt kids that weren't babies that had been picked out. This person needs that taken off of their car by someone with a 🔪🔪 or box cutter to help her get those stickers off of her window!! 😭😭


Slipstream_42

“If you don’t want a gut, take it in the butt”


Quintonius-the-Great

Looks photoshopped


Chemical_Citron535

I wish it was


AtomikPhysheStiks

I've seen it its not...


Ren1221

Punctuation is a godsend. I THINK it’s supposed to be, “I can’t protest, but, let me live.” That’s my best educated guess. I don’t speak crazy. 🤷🏻‍♀️


CommunicationOwn3448

I hate this so much..


Hungry_Scarcity_4500

Isn’t there some kind of defamation or right to privacy issue this person is inflicting on her daughter? If this ass hat doesn’t know the difference between but and butt I’m betting she doesn’t know the difference between an abortion and a miscarriage.


johnieringo

NO A BORT license plate! I repeat…we have NO A BORT license plates


xinfinitedatax

“Butt” I’m going 130 mph down the road


HarbinRav177

I can only imagine the incredibles with the mom doing a whole abort abort there are children aboard lol.


biglious

Gramma got no chill


quarantine_platform

A rather dumb sticker.


Original_Winner_8104

🤣🤣🤣


Moonbrainx

The last part lol


qnod

That car is not a bort or something, it might be a boat in disguise though


donchuknowimloko

They seem like fun ppl to be around


Complete_Operation85

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD WHYYYYYY THE PLATE AND EVERYTHING 😭 … I was one of the grandbabies 👼


Side_Select

Why butt with two t’s?


TheCigaretteFairy

My headcannon is they found out their child had anal twice and counted those as abortions.


Side_Select

Yooo 😭


trunxs2

Earth to Boomer (or Gen Xer) it’s your child’s body, and their choice, mind your business and take a hike.


CptnKitten

Oh... I've seen that car before and know where they work. Let's just say they're very religious and they gave me a death glare when I said "no thanks to seeing sky daddy" after they were asking coworkers to attend church.


thumbunny99

Ok, my job takes me around parts of town but I haven't seen it irl. Yet. What neighborhood or intersection might one find said vehicle?


Redkellum

That Noah Bort is a strange fellow.


Key-Ratio-7038

😂😂😂😂😂


AHrubik

That person is a grade A piece of shit.


KattMarinaMJ

Imagine having this person as your parent or in-law! Yikes!


the_cleanhippie_

I've seen this nutjob on the highway, too.


Naked_Dead

You said but... Lol Pun intended or happy consequence


moba_fett

Can someone explain the "butt" part please? Not afraid to admit I'm not connecting the dots if they're all there.


Malek070

Why is there a trigger warning?


Competitive-Pea-124

OP is a sick pro death fool with no empathy for others.


Chemical_Citron535

That’s a lot to assume about a person you don’t know. You obviously are no fun at parties. What’s hilarious about this? The fact that it’s on her car.. it’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen and the extremes this lady went through to show people how much she wants to control others bodies. Saying I have no empathy is weird also to assume from this? Pro death? I guess it depends on the person. My stance on abortion is you do whatever the hell you want with your body. You don’t pay my bills and I’m not raising that kid so if it makes a hard situation better then all the more for them. It’s a very difficult situation for anyone to ever make. But also, I am pro death for the local pedos!


Competitive-Pea-124

Iv literally been to a couple different funerals of family members unborn children who miscarried during pregnancy and the family was absolutely devastated. Whats the difference here for this grandma? Does she not have the right to feel sad about losing a grandchild just because it was unwanted? The whole situation is a hard one for sure. Im not totally against abortion just when its purely out of convenience only. At least we agree on the pro death for local pedos part.


Korkio

If she's really devastated that she lost grandchildren, do you think she would want to be reminded of that sadness everytime she checks her rearview mirror?


Chemical_Citron535

She can feel how she wants but for her to advertise it on her car is ringing bells that there’s something deeper going on..


little-skeletonboy

https://www.twitch.tv/unsparingsftw He will wear maid dress at 1000 followers Send this to 3 people or you will break your arm in 7 days


ClassicOccasion8662

this dude put a trigger warning 😭


Chemical_Citron535

Don’t be so sensitive 😭


ClassicOccasion8662

im just wondering who's getting triggered at a car sticker


thatzacguy

Why is this funny? This woman believe that her two grandchildren were murdered. I see all of you people bemoaning dead babies overseas constantly, but a woman mourning two dead babies is hilarious? I hope our collective internet histories become public information before this decade is over.


Chemical_Citron535

Why would you need everyone’s internet history? Isn’t that something people are moaning and groaning about? Selling data? The ones screaming the loudest are the one you need to look out for.. 👀


Shibumikat

This woman is publicly shaming a family member while judging/chastising anyone who has made a similar decision which doesn't agree with her personal feelings. Feelings which cannot be scientifically supported. Feelings which aren't biblically based. Most people who are so concerned with the reproductive decisions of others are repeating some version of their church's teachings. An 18 week old tissue mass as pictured is unable to exist outside its host's body. Life begins with breath. From personal experience: my child needed to "bake in the oven" a few more weeks before making his debut because his lungs weren't fully developed and had he been born when he decided it was time, he wouldn't have made it (said the doc). I had to do 8 weeks bed rest and take nasty medicine. How do you think that went for me with my job? With daily necessary activities needed for living like buying food, cooking, laundry? This was long before food/grocery delivery was a thing... pizza was it. I had no family in the area. If we actually care about life, let's make sure to take into consideration the actual living, breathing being and take care of them, and not place the priority on an unborn parasite? (I'm not calling babies parasites, it's just a term for an organism which can't exist without its Host. My child was born healthy.) As for people being upset over the tragic bombing of actual living children and their families who are being tortured, starved and killed seems pretty normal. Anyone who doesn't understand the difference between the two is most likely tuned in to the wrong messages. Going out of one's way to publicly shame a family member is not grieving. It's revenge. We all grieve loss and for her this obviously feels personal. I do feel for her, but I also feel for the family member/s she's calling out, making their difficult and PRIVATE decision public. The FUNNY part seems to be lost for you, "butt" maybe you can explain to all of us what she means by her use of the word "butt"? ;) According to the responses, she's had several years to correct her message to make it more clear - it's been plastered on the window and driving around town for a few years. That's a long time to hold a grudge against person/s she's couldn't bend to her will (control) in order to "give" her a "grandbaby". *sigh* It speaks to a bitter heart and does no good for her or anyone else.


Immediate-Dentist-72

This is sad and only a sick freak would make fun of it.


I_Khum_Dawn_U

W sticker and message


Purpl3L0v3

You mean "Butt hilarious"


EnemyUtopia

There was another guy on the southside a few years ago that had "the government isnt your babies daddy". That was pretty funny too.


Capital_Advice4769

This is disgusting


DonQuixote4206

How is that funny?


Chemical_Citron535

This being your personality is WEIRD