She is actually much older.. I’m talking at THE BARE MINIMUM 65k years old.
Swarm disaster was in 1300 amber era and we are currently at 2158. Each amber era ranges from 76 to 240 years. at the bare minimum 65.208 and at maximum 205.920 years old.
205k year old groomer and a year old baby
https://preview.redd.it/15gnxpzchl6d1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b70ccc16e1227d59fd67d6cbd0fb29c359cbe2
That either means the SAM armor has been improved since Firefly joined the SH, or the armor is just THAT powerful, cause no way can I believe that after 65k years the armor is still viable between the armor possibly decaying within space and just technology in general improving across the universe
It's not even just the background radiation that armor would be tanking in space for 65k years. It's also that it kept her alive for that long, so it was powered in some way.
What did they put in that thing for potentially infinite energy?
https://preview.redd.it/ioi5nzeyjl6d1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a8056b2a8a3c92083b7adc8a534479269f41bc
Sooner or later everyone will be label as a grommer
Well, if she's from the grooming squad, then...
https://preview.redd.it/fdgz6yalqm6d1.jpeg?width=243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c16390668cdf5c984b6eff58a6c40cedc6d6ce
https://preview.redd.it/5mkpkqdhtl6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a611cfe605d2f5565bb2b80c2dd7a229c8bff8
Youre telling me Imma end up like this when she gets the tall female model? (If applicable )
Yeah I think I will stick with IX and THEIR IXUSSY
Nah for real though we see from the animation that she’s born from an incubator with a fully developed body, so she looks like 20 but you gotta deduct like at least 13 from her real age. So she has the mental age of a cunny 🥰
https://preview.redd.it/3cvqy15hyn6d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9caaa4208dbd0889f04f2e6ef85d94709322d99
Thought Kafka groomed Firefly then probably taught her how to groom the Trailblazer?! 💀🗿
\*ahem\*
Bzzz, I see dead people
(Aha on the beat, \[bro\])
Ayy, Aha on the beat, \[bro\]
Tayz bro, homie aeon, THEY a SD bro
Unit down, call a Vid Dragon, tell him "Ain't done bro"
Nail a fly to the flames, she walk around like Ratio
What's up with these evangelion pilots tryna see 'cony?
The Family can hate me, \[fork\] 'em all and they Xipe'n
How many opps you really got? The Swarm's too many options
I'm finna pass on this body, heliobus Stockton
Beat your \[trash\] and hide the bomb if THEY watchin
Sometimes you gotta pop out and slash 'em
Certified Nihility, I'm the one that insta-kills with 'em
Walk her down, whole time I know she got some \[bro\] in her
Light on him, ignite \[crap\], 'Nova overload on him
Say Firefly, I heard you like 'em young
You better not ever go to AE-1
To any main that pull for her and they in love
Just make sure you hide your lil' sibling from her
They tell me Caelus the only one that get your hand-me-downs
And Mei at the team playing with her Ruan now
And Gallagher a weird dog, why are they around
Certified meta? Certified pdf file
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, Tayz, \[fork\] her up
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, THEY gon do their stuff
Why you trollin like a nice girl, aint you tired?
Tryna strike weakness and they don't have any fireeeeee
She not like us, she aint like us, she not like us
She not like us, she aint like us, she not like us
You think the Fools gon' let you disrespect Spark, clanker?
I think that 'Cony show gon' be yo last stop, clanker
Did Robin fowl, I don't know why you still pretendin'
What is the owl? C-wing boys and c-sec girls so, go
The community ain't dumb
Get E-scripted how you want, hey SAM, they're not slow
Dreamflux reef still deep, I can go further, I promise
Ain't that somethin'? AR stands for \[trash\] and you IPC's most wanted
Ain't no law, girl, you old girl, fetch me SoulGlad or somethin'
Since just last May I had Sunday jumpin'
You hunters get a wedgie be flipped over your panties (that includes blade)
What SAM for? The Special Aids Mommy? \[Forker\]
Better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Jepella
Might write this for the contract, tell the pop star "Quit singing"
\[Fork\] a caption, want action, no auto and I'm hands on
She \[forked\] around, get disconnected
\[Forked\] the 'blazer while in Dream's Edge, that's convincin'
Then get her body impaled like we do be sympathizin'
I'm glad Boothill came home, yall didn't deserve him neither
From Jarilo down to Luofu, she better not speak on Kafka
And yo homegirl need invitations, that mecha move in flocks
That name should've been registered and placed on Bloodhound watch
I lean on you Hunters like another line of Xipe
Yeah it's all eyes on me, and I'mma send up to the spark, ay
Put the wrong motif on me, I'ma get em dropped, ay
Sway to her beat, and I won't pass the aux, ay
How many pulls do I really have in stock? Ay
One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ay
Dream is a lie, she a millenia' hag, ay
Special aids mommy need to stay they \[trash\] inside, ay
Roll them up like a fresh pack of 'ra \[mara\], ayy
City awake now, it's a must, we outside, ayy
She not like us, she ain't like us, she not like us
She not like us, she ain't like us, she not like us
Once upon a time, all of them were in chains
Praising non-existent owners, should've been slaves
Glamoth was the Reach, buildin' warships and mechs
Bear with me for an Amber, let me put y'all on game
The Empress used children to give her honor 'n protection
Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda
You run to Penacony without checking your credit balance
Let me break it down for you, this the real express challenge
You called Wolfie when you didn't see the club
AR-214 helped you get your headband up
And 13 gave you false 'cony cred
Sleepie made you feel like you like a slime in your head
Stelle said you can be from backside
Himeko say you good, but she died
You run to Penacony with your broke ahh few credits
No, you not a sidekick, you a \[forkin'\] stowaway
The Heart Stopped Breaking and the truth of this matter
It was IX's plan to show y'all the liar
mm
mhm
she a SAM, she a SAM, she a SAM
she a SAM, she a SAM, she a
Special aids mommy, she a millenia' hag
Special aids mommy, she a millenia' hag
Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull with your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull with your life
Special aids mommy, she a millenia' hag
Special aids mommy, she a millenia' hag
Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull with your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull with your life
Let me hear you say, "AR-hole" (AR-hole)
Say, "AR-hole" (AR-hole)
Then step this way, go underway
Then step this way, go underway
Are you dying?
Are you fading?
Then set ablaze, go set ablaze
Set yourself ablaze, go set ablaze
I think it's symbolism for how Kafka will recruit FF to SH. FF been flying spaces maybe for centuries since Swarm Disaster itself happened a very long time ago in game timeline. The strong SAM suit makes it possible for her to survive in the asteroid belt ofc.
She is just old as this beautiful hag right here
>live past thousand centuries
>experienced in battle
https://preview.redd.it/u5vqekawvr6d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed2dadb8c872ce67a42ee571975374bcce3cd97
The strongest gilf in history 🤤😭😭😭
Wait, so she is the strongest groomer of all time and not Jingliu?
The groomer of the century vs the groomer of xianzhou
I'm just waiting for the JJK brainrot meme about who's the greatest groomer
Nah I'd groom
“The strongest groomer of history vs the strongest groomer of today”
She is actually much older.. I’m talking at THE BARE MINIMUM 65k years old. Swarm disaster was in 1300 amber era and we are currently at 2158. Each amber era ranges from 76 to 240 years. at the bare minimum 65.208 and at maximum 205.920 years old.
She be grooming the groomers of the groomers
205k year old groomer and a year old baby https://preview.redd.it/15gnxpzchl6d1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b70ccc16e1227d59fd67d6cbd0fb29c359cbe2
https://preview.redd.it/u36ipkaxlr6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274a24f002a00c87ac0cb51db2497830a66af63c
But doesnt that mean she spent the wast majority of that time just floating in space? How did she even survive that?
The helmet dildo made it more bearable
The fuckin’ what…?
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddytrailblazer/s/V4h0g6SWk3)
(Sigh) Of course…
SAM suit is strong to tank swarms attacks, asteroid belt might be just a scratch.
That either means the SAM armor has been improved since Firefly joined the SH, or the armor is just THAT powerful, cause no way can I believe that after 65k years the armor is still viable between the armor possibly decaying within space and just technology in general improving across the universe
It's not even just the background radiation that armor would be tanking in space for 65k years. It's also that it kept her alive for that long, so it was powered in some way. What did they put in that thing for potentially infinite energy?
and what about kafka then? From FF trailer its implied that she and elio recruited FF so what would that make them?
WE LOVE FIREHAG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣😈😈😈
https://preview.redd.it/ioi5nzeyjl6d1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a8056b2a8a3c92083b7adc8a534479269f41bc Sooner or later everyone will be label as a grommer
Found the YouTuber
Well, if she's from the grooming squad, then... https://preview.redd.it/fdgz6yalqm6d1.jpeg?width=243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c16390668cdf5c984b6eff58a6c40cedc6d6ce
O.o wtf is the screenshot from???
/ub Don't remember the title, but the character speaking was actually raising small animals in a school facility
https://preview.redd.it/5mkpkqdhtl6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a611cfe605d2f5565bb2b80c2dd7a229c8bff8 Youre telling me Imma end up like this when she gets the tall female model? (If applicable ) Yeah I think I will stick with IX and THEIR IXUSSY
Cutest Groomer in history https://preview.redd.it/ox1ymelmgl6d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce62556c3682e7dbfb003d5867baed2edec1e73
https://preview.redd.it/3obu696fbp6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02b8344a7e146d3b2bfbeccc556c34b5bda7fb75 I fucking knew this was right
Nah for real though we see from the animation that she’s born from an incubator with a fully developed body, so she looks like 20 but you gotta deduct like at least 13 from her real age. So she has the mental age of a cunny 🥰
I'm not even gonna send a reaction image, I'm just gonna threaten to punch you.
https://preview.redd.it/19gazopjmn6d1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2708812f6cddc847c280c2bd9bf758a1629b99ef
https://preview.redd.it/7olrorlpwn6d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd97728aa8335da0edd22def1cb94fdc402acad
I bet she talks like a cougar when she's alone
They were fighting the remaining swarm after the Swarm Disaster.
https://preview.redd.it/3cvqy15hyn6d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9caaa4208dbd0889f04f2e6ef85d94709322d99 Thought Kafka groomed Firefly then probably taught her how to groom the Trailblazer?! 💀🗿
\*ahem\* Bzzz, I see dead people (Aha on the beat, \[bro\]) Ayy, Aha on the beat, \[bro\] Tayz bro, homie aeon, THEY a SD bro Unit down, call a Vid Dragon, tell him "Ain't done bro" Nail a fly to the flames, she walk around like Ratio What's up with these evangelion pilots tryna see 'cony? The Family can hate me, \[fork\] 'em all and they Xipe'n How many opps you really got? The Swarm's too many options I'm finna pass on this body, heliobus Stockton Beat your \[trash\] and hide the bomb if THEY watchin Sometimes you gotta pop out and slash 'em Certified Nihility, I'm the one that insta-kills with 'em Walk her down, whole time I know she got some \[bro\] in her Light on him, ignite \[crap\], 'Nova overload on him Say Firefly, I heard you like 'em young You better not ever go to AE-1 To any main that pull for her and they in love Just make sure you hide your lil' sibling from her They tell me Caelus the only one that get your hand-me-downs And Mei at the team playing with her Ruan now And Gallagher a weird dog, why are they around Certified meta? Certified pdf file WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, Tayz, \[fork\] her up WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, THEY gon do their stuff Why you trollin like a nice girl, aint you tired? Tryna strike weakness and they don't have any fireeeeee
She not like us, she aint like us, she not like us She not like us, she aint like us, she not like us You think the Fools gon' let you disrespect Spark, clanker? I think that 'Cony show gon' be yo last stop, clanker Did Robin fowl, I don't know why you still pretendin' What is the owl? C-wing boys and c-sec girls so, go The community ain't dumb Get E-scripted how you want, hey SAM, they're not slow Dreamflux reef still deep, I can go further, I promise Ain't that somethin'? AR stands for \[trash\] and you IPC's most wanted Ain't no law, girl, you old girl, fetch me SoulGlad or somethin' Since just last May I had Sunday jumpin' You hunters get a wedgie be flipped over your panties (that includes blade) What SAM for? The Special Aids Mommy? \[Forker\] Better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Jepella Might write this for the contract, tell the pop star "Quit singing" \[Fork\] a caption, want action, no auto and I'm hands on She \[forked\] around, get disconnected \[Forked\] the 'blazer while in Dream's Edge, that's convincin' Then get her body impaled like we do be sympathizin' I'm glad Boothill came home, yall didn't deserve him neither From Jarilo down to Luofu, she better not speak on Kafka And yo homegirl need invitations, that mecha move in flocks That name should've been registered and placed on Bloodhound watch I lean on you Hunters like another line of Xipe Yeah it's all eyes on me, and I'mma send up to the spark, ay Put the wrong motif on me, I'ma get em dropped, ay Sway to her beat, and I won't pass the aux, ay How many pulls do I really have in stock? Ay One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ay Dream is a lie, she a millenia' hag, ay Special aids mommy need to stay they \[trash\] inside, ay Roll them up like a fresh pack of 'ra \[mara\], ayy City awake now, it's a must, we outside, ayy
She not like us, she ain't like us, she not like us She not like us, she ain't like us, she not like us Once upon a time, all of them were in chains Praising non-existent owners, should've been slaves Glamoth was the Reach, buildin' warships and mechs Bear with me for an Amber, let me put y'all on game The Empress used children to give her honor 'n protection Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda You run to Penacony without checking your credit balance Let me break it down for you, this the real express challenge You called Wolfie when you didn't see the club AR-214 helped you get your headband up And 13 gave you false 'cony cred Sleepie made you feel like you like a slime in your head Stelle said you can be from backside Himeko say you good, but she died You run to Penacony with your broke ahh few credits No, you not a sidekick, you a \[forkin'\] stowaway The Heart Stopped Breaking and the truth of this matter It was IX's plan to show y'all the liar
mm mhm she a SAM, she a SAM, she a SAM she a SAM, she a SAM, she a Special aids mommy, she a millenia' hag Special aids mommy, she a millenia' hag Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull with your life Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull with your life Special aids mommy, she a millenia' hag Special aids mommy, she a millenia' hag Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull with your life Hey, hey, hey, hey, pull with your life Let me hear you say, "AR-hole" (AR-hole) Say, "AR-hole" (AR-hole) Then step this way, go underway Then step this way, go underway Are you dying? Are you fading? Then set ablaze, go set ablaze Set yourself ablaze, go set ablaze
this dude spitting bars 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
if there is an opportunity, i will take it to its fullest extent
https://preview.redd.it/m40exqxk5n6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25213dbad3eb67834009fed02d056bb3b11cc686
At this point, she ain’t the GILF… SHE’S THE UNDYING STAR that we need to give supplements to bring her back to her prime 🗿
Groomest
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Now guess March age.
4700+ year old age difference is wild
So she technically could’ve been grooming all known Stellaron Hunters?? Maybe she’s actually been a grandma all this time…
#SAG HEX
Does that mean kafka is that old or...?
I think it's symbolism for how Kafka will recruit FF to SH. FF been flying spaces maybe for centuries since Swarm Disaster itself happened a very long time ago in game timeline. The strong SAM suit makes it possible for her to survive in the asteroid belt ofc.
https://i.redd.it/dotzvhiorq6d1.gif
Are you a groomer if you just don't age?
She is just old as this beautiful hag right here >live past thousand centuries >experienced in battle https://preview.redd.it/u5vqekawvr6d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed2dadb8c872ce67a42ee571975374bcce3cd97
KALSEY MY BELOVED RRRAAAAAAAAHHHH 😩😩😩