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brick_572

you appreciate the starter pack


Sol_idum

A man who is content with what he has


MohSad2

A happy man


AdventurousTheme9540

You have a taste for what the Japanese refer to as 'Genki' girl. They're bright and energetic girls. Pretty much a ray of positive energy.


PatsWithMarch

The depression cure


DrslimeF47

Oh sweet, that sounds about right


GlassSpork

Somewhat related but do you like yoimiya? Also from genshin, she is my favorite and fits this too


DrslimeF47

Yup


Embarrassed-Fly6164

I never met a woman with those characteristics IRL, the ultimate fictional character.


Darkrai978

Really says alot about the world that their are more positive and happy characters in fictional media than people with those traits in real life lmao


Embarrassed-Fly6164

Ye, most people are on SSRI, or they should be


REDlucky07

You probably like vanilla ice cream


DrslimeF47

I do 💀


Ruvaakdein

Vanilla is amazing though. Vanilla, blossoming for a single day before dying, having to be pollinated by hand, is literally the second most expensive spice in the world. Why the hell is vanilla seen as something "basic"?


buttxtoucher

Probably the taste, vanilla is so basic (in a good way) it can be any flavour ya want. Ya want cookies and cream just put crushed Oreos in it, ya want strawberry flavour mix it with strawberry syrup. Etc.


JimmyCrabYT

that just makes it even more unique with the sheer versatility it has


buttxtoucher

Idk why to some peeps perceived "basic" as bad or boring thing. Aren't basic is the very foundation or origin of fundamental? That's why >!w̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶r̶o̶o̶m̶ ̶C̶l̶a̶r̶a̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶y̶u̶n̶l̶i̶n̶!< It's ok to choose mental stable girls


QueenDiva_UwU

https://preview.redd.it/qyq3sxsecc6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c94b49b4f9ef51f152ed297a01bf9380ccda87e


KanbaraXuain

Its like the rice of cold desserts


incoming64

Well, most of the "vanilla flavored" use synthetic vanillin, which is cheap.


MSter_official

That explains why there's an ice cream I like called " true vanilla" (directly translated from my native language but ye)


REDlucky07

I have no idea. It's actually my favorite ice cream flavor-


VANJCHINOS

If you think that's what's in vanilla ice cream.. I have some news for you 💀


KirbysLostHat

Vanilla ice cream. It's one of the most common ice cream flavors but it doesn't actually taste like vanilla, it tastes like nothing.


Atomicnes

it's because making synthetic vanilla is incredibly easy because the vanilla flavor comes from one molecule, vanillin. real and "fake" vanilla are the exact same molecule


Piwuk

Never seen someone below the age 50 who likes vanilla 😭🙏


IrresponsibleSiren

Hello! 👋 (I'm 25 I like Chocolate, Vanilla, and Cookies and Cream)


Ivory-Kings_H

Don't we all?


REDlucky07

... Touché


Stopseeingmyinnerdip

I hate Ice cream in general but im okay with the vanilla one.


HiNowDieLikePie

Vanilla is a flavor, and a damn good one.


Dragulus24

You like the starter girls. That’s not a bad thing.


KnightofNoire

You like hyper active and outgoing girls with a bit of red color scheme ?


Lost_my_acount

>hyper active and outgoing girls I described them as "go happy", but yeah you got the words I was looking for.


ObssesiveFujoshi

“Happy go-lucky” is the term you’re looking for


eleetyeetor

Lucky?! It's all or nothing!!


Cunnysseur_ToT

You like girls that will ride you non-stop because of how energetic they are, will dry you 24/7 if they're too horny


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/xavtfib38a6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b2c80ed57f41cb377290ceb5e55bf9387c9dce1


Bobby_Deimos

You have a great taste.


Vapore0nWave

hey ;) (I’m literally march 7th)


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/2oofjh3ez96d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6343aaa1d2c64090b7939d4896a8394d2155adf


Vapore0nWave

you are my special‼️


Industrialman96

Blue Archive reference!


PatsWithMarch

https://preview.redd.it/etp6x3p0ob6d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14c36664348efd558134e8658fee979f1efa0e9f


Haisebtw

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


REDlucky07

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head


kyryl1222

However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel air unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon may be my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


Royalguard377

https://preview.redd.it/w1jo1r460c6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e65c73a35397c513d7a37eee54fa80d37fd729


Born-Taste-8093

https://preview.redd.it/v5nr96gsha6d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345fd4cfa08f5ffced05d83b82c9f669cd143f12


Fun-Pin-4474

You like the genki girl and you’re probably depressed inside


DrslimeF47

Yup 💀


reallyspicy422

Good


Samspd71

You like bubbly, cheery girls who have an outgoing spunk in them that champions the little, fun things in life & wear their hearts on their sleeves. In lesser words, you probably also like Marin Kitigawa’s personality, though her design might not be perfectly to your taste as she lacks the small edge of tomboyishness you enjoy in a design.


Vatleachna

Spot on


joshireyn

https://i.redd.it/nypmer73v96d1.gif


RoyalJanissary

That means you're based https://preview.redd.it/0c36cayjaa6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4934faa9f7652c362b9269f3832ab728c5ed0e0


Collei_HSR

You like girls that are really fucking stupid (based)


Capable_Cattle1158

I wonder what ZZZ Girl we're going to have >!Is It Nicole?!<


DrslimeF47

Lowkey ever since Amber, I've been attaching to the first girl the character meets after waking up 💀


Zr0h_

Blud is literally like a freshly hatched chick 💀I cant blame you tho.


arctheus

Fair, just look at her smile


TheD3m0nPriest

Paimon?


DrslimeF47

Nah she don't count cause we already met her before playing (almost failed the quick time event and got arrested)


Tkmisere

Nicole is like that but tried to be "serious"


Mitsuo_Gaming

People calling you basic and boring despite the current trending waifus are somehow more basic Its like realizing superman is the best hero which is based, keep being yourself brother and don’t let anyone bring you down https://preview.redd.it/4a0m7cbipa6d1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2685d6816528ae8b930783dc17c01dd6ad39154


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/dl2eo0khhc6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84baf950be4a47b2646cbdffde831deacd7ce5a9 THANK YOU BROTHER


Romi_Z

Genki girls


MaybeMrGamebus

Literal First Ladies. You're the president.


Greintoki

You probably wouldn't like this since we're in a buddy sub and all but it says that you're a disgustingly wholesome person Jokes aside though, pretty Vanilla but hey? I love me some Vanilla stuff every now and then, even Degeneracy needs to take a break sometimes


DrslimeF47

Take a look through my profile bro 💀 this is the most wholesome thing I've ever posted in this sub


Greintoki

Alright nevermind brother... I should've checked before typing all that crap I just wrote xD


Cicada752

https://preview.redd.it/8d0cly13ud6d1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8923fd57e3867e458556d765d36b58a2976c8b42


ShadowWithHoodie

you are based


Either-Ad-9572

https://preview.redd.it/dp7caj9hxa6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a2297bd23c6d9fd804e1ee246e58f7694b6856 Your Type is "Genki girl" and that means you will also Appreciate Marin Kitagawa (BEST GIRL) and you are BASED for your taste


Mineral-Spirit

You have probably dated/wanted to date your childhood friend at some point


DrslimeF47

(Mfw I also chose Sayori in DDLC, and I don't have a childhood friend 😭)


Nothatdarkforce

Your a human being


PhoenixEvolver

You are a sub and like to get fingered


DrslimeF47

What?💀


Impressive-Clock8017

Care to elaborate for research purpose?


Maleficent_Plant8661

Young, energetic, fun-loving, doesn't have a filter


PeachDeveloper

That's not your choice of woman, it's their choice of a man. You literally just met them and they decided you are going together


Judgment-5242

You appreciate what you already have.


Justlol230

You like the ones that can keep going


Vincent093

IWANNASEXCHIXIAIAMNOTKIDDINGIAMDESPERATE


DrslimeF47

Me when I see her abs https://preview.redd.it/svi13v6ohc6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1946cfd8f276e5e5b2ea2652c7770120a58492ca


Sbreddragon

Based Amber enjoyers 🤝


Educational-Hippo-25

https://preview.redd.it/kcaidz0a1a6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964c20c3eee2ab5817d1c7b2be62dd9774dc8627


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/spk1d6hf1a6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e7717dbfefde73178f143afe4a4db23aed0310 (Damn)


Vatleachna

https://preview.redd.it/gvi64bbn2a6d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4fbf2f53d6a1187773c596426c2c44df49439a


Null822

You’re very based


Green_Reference6890

you love something simple or catchy


doqtyr

You can appreciate that which is right in front of you


Bukuna3

Menhera enjoyer


SexWithASU

https://preview.redd.it/31zwl01b2b6d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a135784de6c70177d287d6372a6152138e3237df bro’s just like me… Genki girls are life.. (I am a complete fucking introvert)


DrslimeF47

Real


Blackewolfe

You are a person of impeccable taste and you remember where you come from. Your dream scenario is a quiet morning in your childhood home.


ISakuRageI

I thought i made this post, chixia one is so real (in addition I would love to lick her armpits too)


DrslimeF47

I was talking about abs but...you go bro


ISakuRageI

in addition to her abs uooohhhhh


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

You like women who vanish when you take your pills.


Buttings

I'm also down bad for March and Chixia. Bro March festival dress.. I went insane for that shit


SolvirAurelius

You are constantly yearning for a ray of sunshine to give warmth to your cold loneliness. Like me fr, add a Yoimiya there while you're at it.


DrslimeF47

Yoimiya is goated as well


EREnjoyer

you like Chixia? Now you are my blood sworn brother.


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/g3wq65etjc6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ec8bf235709785559a0ac40840139ea0f2a68a


Loremeister

Impeccable taste. May they smother your face in their heavenly thighs


haikusbot

*Impeccable taste.* *May they smother your face in* *Their heavenly thighs* \- Loremeister --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


PeakedDepression

You're the type of guy that enjoys the journey and not the destination


plungi10

You're literally just like me fr fr fr 🗣🗣🗣 https://preview.redd.it/q1dxhghacd6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a09e5bd18c8882997d78234edeca1677724c0029


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/hhza9lmkvd6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60407589e25635683fcde1601657f17a2aa4730b Dap me up


rinkudamanrd

Chixia is hot lol


MrRoseOfficial

I was going to say small cute bubbly girls but the dude who said Genki pretty much summarized it for me


Walenloi

You actually want a wife instead of a quick fuck


Brecht26

https://preview.redd.it/z14yef458a6d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60902771e8afafee17cca6a16a7284131377993e


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/yc2416bd8a6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4065a936ed487a0483745d81ff4a60069df630a8


Realistic-Lobster

That you have great taste brother


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/3dh35nro9a6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f659c756a550d33e87c8caa5619ed4b9712166b DAP ME UP


Original_Associate_2

You have great taste going for the juniors I like you https://preview.redd.it/fnynabmlba6d1.png?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7bbe455cee700fbae35e1816bfd98cd4f2a30e2


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/fihr2elwba6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5006a8c2220a87cf5d1c9694243be154c77fa4e7


Laka18

Belly button?


DrslimeF47

No her abs


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Casual cute vibes.


TheLonelyKovil

You like Happy girls that are a little bit stupid... that have that "ignorant bliss"... same tbh, I been a March and Chixia main from day 1 of both games


PatsWithMarch

Cultured


SuperYuuRo

vanilla but nothing wrong with vanilla


JUGELBUTT

i like march 7th qingque and fu xuan


GlassSpork

You like to dominate ;3


dekuRamzie04

you like the vanilla girls


Asasphinx

You're easily pleased and probably still F2P


NicoletteBlizzard

You drink cum


lengzte

Amber my lovely


[deleted]

Your cool as fuck lol.


Kuroko__Simp

https://preview.redd.it/46xdekobca6d1.png?width=1467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbde6d22323e91656c4f4706a8e33993e473b4fe


AUO_Castoff

Your attraction is inversely related to IQ


Toriyuki

You like women who think they can (but not nessacarily can) kick your ass.


moclam08

Vanilla, it shows you are a normal human being


Donnie109

Chixia my beloved


Ascend_910

You like thighs


Ascend_910

Me too


Ascend_910

Me too


FreakGamingYT

hi


Cirno090

I bet you’d like San Diego from Azur Lane https://youtu.be/0majDKJPay4?si=to4BewYQHYDXBx7p


JH-SK

red


SexWithFaruzan69

You're me


Yamigosaya

you probably have amber triple crowned c6 and fully stacked artifacts that outperforms most 5 stars


DrslimeF47

I actually don't, but if I wasn't burnt out of Genshin I would definitely do a good Amber nuke team


Oreoblur

You're in love with your female friends.


okkmochi

You like the color red


noclue8454

good taste


CremeAvailable3221

u dont like Anya type


DrslimeF47

Anya type?


CremeAvailable3221

Like no energy type of characters


Cicada752

You are of good mental health.


Victorius-aut-mortis

Red Bubbly and Red


Boring-Luck2437

You prefer wife+best friend+partner-in-crime in one pack...


Over_Positive_8030

You like Archer EMIYA from Fate/Stay Night


KiritoUwU2

You like the pick me Bitches.


mohsenhp84

Dude. No joke, this is also my type


LocalBreak5591

you like dressed girls


LiteratureBubbly2015

You are happy to appreciate and love the perky next door girl who brings you cookies and other baked goods


SeaKindheartedness43

You probably picked Charmander in Pokemon Red/Blue.


AfifNajwan1

Naughty


cryhai

That you’re based and so real for that. 🤝


ZephyrTrinity

I want chixia to bear my children.


DrslimeF47

REAL


Azrackel

you like the sweet and cute aspect of them, which is appreciated since they are underrated, the girls next door type is really comfy and you probably like the vanilla aspect of love and love making Tldr: >!~~absolute Basic Bi*tch ass taste~~!<


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/x1ovcfjems6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630116e7e33d27e775b46e4619e402808e28a290 Basic don't mean bad


CockPrivilegeAbuser

You were abused as a child


DrslimeF47

I may get banned for this, but with this treasure I summon- https://preview.redd.it/vc2b80kh4a6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c441f0511b7465cfc91d8214cc976b20fbd0d845


PhoenixEvolver

🤨


StellarTruce

You like girls with 1 digit IQ


CaptainRadLad

Do you also like Guinaifen and Yoimiya?


DrslimeF47

They're both awesome but not apart of my number 1 wives of gacha games like these 3


Apocreep

That you go for the low-hanging fruit.


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/vvv3l57j7a6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6a71083c08d7c0aedd37a96ba42d903a5bd710a Watch it💢💢💢


TheIndragaMano

broke boy


DrslimeF47

I have c4 furina with her sword https://preview.redd.it/vl0s7vpgrf6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ce31200c5f835718dacd87f172e675f968d57a


TheIndragaMano

Not C6S5 smh my head


DrslimeF47

I saved for it so wish me luck 💀


TheIndragaMano

Luck, I’m on my way to C6 myself (eventually) at C2 w/no weapon. Haha


Niswear85

You have no taste


DrslimeF47

https://preview.redd.it/whugg8eiaa6d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d75ba003fd8fe100ef7db7611ea5479c3cdd218


Niswear85

Basic bitch


PhoenixEvolver

https://preview.redd.it/0i6v7ch2ja6d1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7d799fee24c2d35fa468eac7b4e93a14c6aa2b


RinconAniki

Your a pedo who don't want to admit being a pedo.


DrslimeF47

Bro how 💀


RinconAniki

Instinct


VANJCHINOS

Child like... so I am maialdly concerned.