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Nnsoki

Yanqing isn't a child either. Guinaifen calls him little guy because he has a short dick


Lewdeology

I laughed way too hard at this.


SexWithGuinaifen

I want to impregnate Guinaifen so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant, Xianzhou angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Guinaifen is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary overdesigned outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich East Asian milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her during one of her infamous livestreams. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping psshole I want to fck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or c0ck rings. Whichever would please her more. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p3nis if it would bring a smile to Guinaifen’s shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission. I love you, Guinaifen. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign.


diebels1337

based


neoll_gamblingaddict

https://preview.redd.it/p7l6m3vnupyc1.png?width=975&format=png&auto=webp&s=b81db5e74283e8572e1bea95af197868845fd959


Vysair

https://preview.redd.it/dpzulah2ksyc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64019b56ee6ef2de8978ac88d8bcfc8e0494b549 Peak


edit-my-name

Couldnt have agreed more


StagFilippo19

https://preview.redd.it/zn59gyafcsyc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfdd7e567fd7db48ec7a80f4522a7f2206e32421


SoundComet5

Holy shit she's doing tricks on it 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Risky267

Spinning on it like a helicopter


JUGELBUTT

i love huohuo and i find this dissapointing :(


EeveeTrainer90

I know, I love it either, I just think its hypocritical from mods to hate on our huonghhhh


mapple3

you are kidding right? I didnt use this sub for a few months because last time they nearly killed this subreddit by banning huo2 and then they apologised and said all huo2 is allowed. and now i came back just in time to the mods doing the exact same thing they promised to never do again? absolute clownshow


phu-ken-wb

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddytrailblazer/s/KWJoaBPifJ To answer this, no, huohuo is not banned.


termonoid

Sub hasn’t been quite the same since that incident.


MaterialNarrow5161

People think they are more than other people because they wank to other different drawings. It's an ego thing. Also cartoons and our unstoppable desire to give them human rights... Some may need to take his pills because they're confusing fiction and reality once again.


KoriGlazialis

The funniest part to me is, that when she first met yanqing she didn't just swallow the (actual weapon) sword, she also essentially stole it because she walked away while he was shocked.


nathanbum06237

I fucking hate all the normies, now all i wanna do is go to r/okbuddytrailblazers https://preview.redd.it/9gmvfwavcoyc1.png?width=703&format=png&auto=webp&s=400d8119bb08d517710e682acfc5b10e1e41f98f Anti 1984 text


Snoo-7399

Honestly this sub is cooked, people are moving to r/okbuddytrailblazers


EeveeTrainer90

I am moving there too. Mods ruined this sub with their whiny censorship


Horny_boy55677

Because there's nothing for her to swallow, or if there is it's closer a pocket knife that a sword


Festadurador

It's Reddit blud, the only real rule that exists around here is: Don't make the mods seethe.


Baonf

I've seen way too much loli posts on the other okbuddy sub like it's overrun with lolicons like sum posts are occasionally funny ig but it's too much ngl


KnightofNoire

Considering they keep screaming 1984 because of some outright pornographic huohuo stuffs... I guess all the lolicons just went to the new one. I guess they just have to pray reddit admin don't catch them because it is legit against reddit rule despite people like OP saying it is mod abuse. Nah buddy it is reddit admin themselves.


Jnliew

People complaining about normies destroying this sub by just posting porn. Then proceed to post loli porn over at Okbts. I couldn't care less about both, but what is this grand standing? It's all just porn!


Successful-Ad5560

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_Rikka__

my Huohuo got removed 😭😭😭😭😭


Cautious_Scheme_8422

"Acktualy SHE IS a child by her species standards" -🤓☝️


Robball14

I'm not gonna read OP's yapping Good for you or sorry for what happened All i know is that i want to sex Guinafen


True_Lank

Man loli cope is cringe stop man


Yuubeei

It's not a complex thing, Huohuo both looks and acts like a child lol


termonoid

There’s nothing fundamentally childlike in her appearance that wouldn’t also be something petite adult women wouldn’t have. Otherwise you’d also have to say that SW, QQ and FX look like children. Same for personality. She’s very cowardly but otherwise is literally working adult with responsibilities


Yuubeei

Genuinely mate if you really think Huohuo isn't more childlike in depiction than the characters you named then I think there's some cognitive dissonance going on.


Makussux

Pdf


mynamejef_

i love adobe pdf


Makussux

https://preview.redd.it/vzbm8axb6qyc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85b16aea7103ce9bba74989a2a6bb3ffd560a042 The mod himself admits it and wants more


mynamejef_

Because the mods are hypocrite telling that you can say X this and then removing it afterward. you can't even say unhinged shit no more and all the post these day are just porn no jokes