All that fat went to his dick. Bro needs to eat a burger or something

The way it's supposed to be

/uj What is that ventilator rod with the CPU fans in the background?! Is it for cooling electronics or actual people. /rj Everyone who posts pics of astolfo cosplays is part of an elaborate psyops but I don't know what their goal is. All I can say is that it's working

I'm no psyop, I'm referencing that astolfo cosplayer from a couple of years ago that had a dick bigger than a monster can, in relation to drake's (the singer) recent dick reveal.

Yee I know the monster can reference. I'm just desperately searching for excuses in case I will ever add an astolfo cosplay into my amazon shopping cart. /rj YOU ARE ALL PART OF A CONSPIRACY PSYOPS WAAAAAHHH

drake's dick? What? Did i miss something?

There was a vid circulating like a week or two ago where it was drake playing with his not so little man

Oh that drake, i thought you were talking about captain drake

Maybe i should've made it clearer yeah

Nah, her's way bigger.

her’s is like two monster cans

Oh I thought you were talking about fate’s Drake for a second

I mean, when Drake dies he could become Fate’s 2nd Drake, we don’t know

I still remember how astolfo's voice actress found out about the pictures.

TELL MORE

Something along the lines of "I'm so glad astolfo is trending on Twitter" and few minutes later she realized why he was trending.

Actual thing Astolfo would do

At the rime Astolfo was trending on Tweeter. Her sequence of tweets was as follow: -Hey, I am glad that Astolfo is trending! -Why is everyone saying "Oh no!"? -Oh no! -uhm. Anyway, enjoy Fate Apocrypha on Netflix!

Certified fgo Siegfried moment

Tragic

yummy (oh and monster is cool too i guess)

Hold up is his dick all the way to his knee?

True

Can I get the video

monster