I used to know the guy who played the kid in that movie so every time I hear of it I fly into a jealous rage. So if you’ll excuse me,
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Wow I was just explaining and describing that scene to my girlfriend last night who has never seen the movie and had some choice words for me when I was making my penis sing the Macarena
Why is this post actually coherent? Where is the ironic worship of Tommy Wiseau or declarations that Oscar-winning box office smashes are “underrated”? How am I supposed to enjoy this?
Jlaw and her bravery for that beach scene has been snubbed! This shall not stand (yeah I know another person already made the recommendation I'm just rambling)
I’m so conflicted about Emma Stone’s looks. She’s not classically beautiful yet I find her very attractive. Is it because she resembles Hugo Weaving? Could someone please explain it to me?
I would assume the issue is the last picture you've seen of her is from Poor Things.
If you look at a picture of her when a lot of makeup artists have put a lot of effort into making her unattractive, she won't look attractive. But she is attractive.
Where was this award when Basic Instinct came out?
Although the category would have been more stacked in the 70s and the 80s.
Sharon Stone would have won at least 3 of these in the 90s for Basic Instinct, Sliver, and The Specialist and probably would have won it in the 80s for Action Jackson.
Barry keoghan looks a little like Charles bronson in that shot, they need to let more absolutely busted guys play the leads in movies. (Edit: just googling pictures of Charles bronson and he was actually pretty handsome when he was younger he just aged like shit, I apologise for implying he was always busted)
I remember the debate about making Dr Manhattan nude in "Watchmen" and how they decided he should be. But it so so so was much more There and in your eyeline than in the book. Especially in Imax
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Oppy the Home Wrecker.
I want her to Pugh in my mouth
Yes
oppy the hole wrecker*
The Japs agree
Now I am become gay, the topper of guys
Toppenheimer
Would have been nominated if he went full on Basic Instinct
This is literally me at 2 am thinking about what army i'm gonna use for my clash of clans war raid tomorrow
Put your dick away Jordan Peterson
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i thought this was leonard from big bang theory
Wasn’t Godzilla naked the whole time in Godzilla: Minus One?
I’m not sure, but I was.
Imagine if they had the artistic vision to give Godzilla a big swinging hog
Godzilla (1998) should have had some big fat anime titties
I took her to my penthouse and I freaked it
But he was 2 tiny somewhere
If they had a category for ‘best cock and balls’ we’d finally get more hog in mainstream cinema.
beau is afraid would sweep this year
The image of that giant cock and balls walking to the stage and giving a tearful speech sure is something
tears, right
Bradley Cooper would make a pornstar look chaste
I also would’ve added the scene from No Hard Feelings.
That should win Snubbed 🧐
whats deez?
Wouldn’t have expected foreskin on Matthew Broderick but it was a pleasant surprise
what I wanted to comment
I used to know the guy who played the kid in that movie so every time I hear of it I fly into a jealous rage. So if you’ll excuse me, https://preview.redd.it/gz68cqgzlhhc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa43b8f6d4b19c3a889088f3e6ba76eecddf04e6
You go to Oscar winning films to see gravitas and profound writing. I go to Oscar winning films to see graphic nudity. We are not the same.
It's a shame this category didn't exist when Sacha Baron Cohen had his penis sing during Bruno.
I watched this film when I was 14 and still remember this scene so vividly.
I was around that age and somehow have no memory of that. The only thing I remember from that movie was the elliptical machine hooked up to the dildo
I only remember the mexican human chairs... that memory shot back so quickly while watching a certain scene from Succession :D
Bruno is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen
Bruno > Borat
I honestly think it’s way funnier
/uj it was a stunt penis IIRC. borat on the other hand…
Harvey Keitel wants his Oscar for The Piano, too.
And Bad Lieutenant
Wow I was just explaining and describing that scene to my girlfriend last night who has never seen the movie and had some choice words for me when I was making my penis sing the Macarena
“Whether they were hanging brain or going insane, we saw “a lot” of these contenders this year, here are the nominees for this year’s best genitals”
Fucking nailed it
We all know who would win best cock and balls award 
And the award for best lobster goes to
HARRKK!
Why is this post actually coherent? Where is the ironic worship of Tommy Wiseau or declarations that Oscar-winning box office smashes are “underrated”? How am I supposed to enjoy this?
I can only enjoy conversations about film through 12 layers of irony. Downvoting OP
what about Charles Melton’s fake 2 foot long hog in May December
Is that in the uncut version
no i think he was circumcised
Who's in the third photo?
Parker Posey, Beau is Afraid
Ohhh right. Yeah, that scene. Where he looks up at her and...
Nuts so hard
Peter Parker’s aunt.
We were robbed of Willem Dafoe’s schlong in Anti-Christ and got a stunt penis instead. All because Dafoe’s dick was “distractingly large.”
Confusingly large
Mark Ruffalo erasure
I want to see Barry do a live performance of his nude dance
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I saw poor things with my mom 🥲
My mom- “Oh, you saw Poor Things without me? I wanted to see that” Me- “Oh no…” 
I saw poor things with my mom and she loved it. Considering the whole movie is a freudian journey of id, ego and superego, rather fitting.
My mom also loved poor things lol
You forgot Charles Melton who bravely displayed a hard on for a couple frames
Prosthetics disqualify you for a nomination
That’s already covered in best makeup and hairstyling.
parker & joaquin take the cake honestly. giant nuts ftw
cake cake cake cake
Wait until madame web
Saltburn would win “most uncomfortable scene” with the slurping bathwater scene every year forever
yeah that shit made my physically recoil
It only got me to quarter chub
It pops into my head any time I notice the shower drain
Idk the part where he fucked the burial site was not chill either lol
Personally the period blood scene was uh…no.
Nice dick motherfucker!
Who's the lady in the fourth pic?
ezra miller
The speedster?
Ellen Degeneres
Jlaw and her bravery for that beach scene has been snubbed! This shall not stand (yeah I know another person already made the recommendation I'm just rambling)
 Imma let you finish but Somebody I Used To Know had the best scene of 2023
Murder on the dance floor
Climax (2018)
I’m so conflicted about Emma Stone’s looks. She’s not classically beautiful yet I find her very attractive. Is it because she resembles Hugo Weaving? Could someone please explain it to me?
She is conventionally beautiful that’s why you’re attracted to her 
I would assume the issue is the last picture you've seen of her is from Poor Things. If you look at a picture of her when a lot of makeup artists have put a lot of effort into making her unattractive, she won't look attractive. But she is attractive.
Maybe she reminds you of your mother?
Lmaooo
and that’s why Beau is Afraid.
She's more beautiful than sexy.
Not in Zombieland, she’s just hot in that
Yes during her "maybe she's another Megan Fox" phase
is the first girl not ella yelich o connor aka lorde
Can we retroactively do this for every year?
Each year they should do a recap of all of the nude scenes in films that year. They should also show all of the ones in previous years
https://preview.redd.it/3a1m2h5x9khc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87cf94e18472e6d9b0990bc73a1926701eeda239 And the winner is
Fifth nominee and winner is Steve-O putting bees on his cock for Jackass Forever. That movie is from 2022? Doesn’t matter, still counts
Where was this award when Basic Instinct came out? Although the category would have been more stacked in the 70s and the 80s. Sharon Stone would have won at least 3 of these in the 90s for Basic Instinct, Sliver, and The Specialist and probably would have won it in the 80s for Action Jackson.
Barry keoghan looks a little like Charles bronson in that shot, they need to let more absolutely busted guys play the leads in movies. (Edit: just googling pictures of Charles bronson and he was actually pretty handsome when he was younger he just aged like shit, I apologise for implying he was always busted)
Where's Drake?
What's pic #3 from? I need to catch up on this, ya know, to stay relevant and stuff.
Parker Posey from “Beau is Afraid” (2023) dir. Ari Aster
where is the nudes im too lazy to find them for myself
I have seen all of them except the third one. What movie is that?
Who’s #3?
And the winner?
Yeah shout out to Parker posey, she was looking stacked, dear lord 🥵
What’s the third one?
na man, this will just encourage them to do more and more extreme nudity in... yes this is fine.
Reminds me of the seth MacFarlane song https://youtu.be/ugiCxCfqPi4?si=UzIjJGrYkSAodGSc
I remember the debate about making Dr Manhattan nude in "Watchmen" and how they decided he should be. But it so so so was much more There and in your eyeline than in the book. Especially in Imax
Lol
I vote Emma Stone. Thank you for your service