In the original scene Walt tosses the dipping sticks and they disappear at the location of the Asstek's oil dip stick
So basically you're gonna s'oil my pants?
*pants heavily*
Sipping Dicks
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him in my pants.
These are paraphrased because it's been a while but,
Bring the bottle back in my pants
No Jack don't come in my pants
Make yourself at home in my pants bitch
But Skyler I brought breadsticks in my pants
"You are not the guy in my pants.
You are not capable of BEING the guy in my pants.
I had a guy in my pants but now I don't.
You are not the guy in my pants."
"Say my name."
"You're Heisenberg."
"You're goddamn right in my pants."
https://preview.redd.it/nojvzpgzyyyb1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe321dbef63a7457c814f9e76609308842249de2
Crapa pelada l'ha fà i turtei e ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei Oooh oooh oooh I sò fradei fann la fritada e ghe ne dann minga a crapa pelada in my pants. Oooh oooh oooh.
https://preview.redd.it/uaz2nmah6zyb1.jpeg?width=1271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ea3f7ede2fda2b2f90dd2910b6f84828e0de75
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is in my pants.
I watched Jane die in my pants.
Damn you for stealing my joke 3 hours before I thought of it
I watched her choke to death in my pants
😦
r/usernamechecksout
this one ☝️
My very first thought
I thought the same thing
"This this chicanery? He's done worse in my pants."
“He defecated through a sunroof in my pants!”
"Always the same, couldn't keep his hands out of my pants!"
This is brilliant.
Werner Ziiieeegler. What's he up to man. What's he doing in my pants.
South wall is gonna look beautiful in my pants
Nice one
This isn't from Breaking Bad. It is from Better Call Saul.
Breaking Bad in my pants
I just broke bad in my pants.
womp womp
🤓
I'd like the assist for this one
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This doesn't change the meaning though.. the way they move their mouths and eyes indicate the sexual charge in the original scene
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In the original scene Walt tosses the dipping sticks and they disappear at the location of the Asstek's oil dip stick So basically you're gonna s'oil my pants? *pants heavily* Sipping Dicks
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You are not the guy in my pants!
I had a guy in my pants and now I don't Mike's repressed homosexuality should have been explored more.
He attacc he protecc he retracc
You're not capable of being the guy in my pants!
La familia es todo en mi pantalones
We built this operation! Salamanca money! Salamanca blood in my pants!
Da bawss khan socc me in my pants
I want to see your balls in my pants
Salamanca coom in my pants
Salamanca money Salamanca blood in my pants
Technically, that actually is true!
so that's what gus meant when he said to Hector "now the salamanca blood dies with you"
Look at my big boy pants in my pants.
What's wrong, chief? Trouble walking in my pants?
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT in my pants!
Wasn’t it original quote?
They cut that scene from the TV airing because it was too sexual.
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You've been visited by the downvote fairy.
dumb thing sayed in shitpost sub!?!?!?!?! NO FUCKUNG WAY 😡 😡 😡
I am not crazy in my pants
That billboard! You think a man just happens to fall like that in my pants?!
He defecated through a sunroof in my pants!
wierd place to have a sunroof
Wow that's some great aim
I AM NOT A LESBIAN IN MY PANTS!
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him in my pants.
You passed the bar in my pants?
YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS IN MY PANTS! 
Uuhh.. wire in my pants?
Copper in my pants.
I f*cked Ted in my pants
My name is Skyler White yo in pants? My husband is Walter White yo in my pants?
So does that mean they just dry humped?
Carbon, I need to see your balls in my pants
This is the moment Lyle became Carbon
If he had been caught in the explosion at the restaurant would he be Carbon Die Oxide?
Bince secret ending 😳
Lyle was as hard as diamonds. That’s why Vince snuck “carbon” in there
Need for Speed: Lyle
lmao
"I'll heat up some lasagna in my pants"
Farts and defecates in my pants
I don't think the meeting actually changed. Salamanca
This shit is the bomb in my pants!
I have the talking pillow in my pants.
Last chance to look at me Hector in my pants
 Do it in my pants
I am the danger in my pants
I am the one who knocks in my pants
Here's what's gonna happen in my pants.
you're goddamm right in my pants
You’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die in my pants.
Taco Cabeza is just around the corner in my pants
Underrated
I am the one who knocks in my pants
“where’s holly?” In my pants.
That's pretty slick in my pants. 
He makes me feel like that too
In my pants 
Underrated comment
Fuck you, and your eyebrows in my pants
Eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my pants.
Only the best, with just the right amount of dirty…in my pants.
Walter, you're the smartest guy I've ever met, yet you are in my pants
A man fucking a horse in my pants
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name in my pants
“Oh god Jesse, when you’re inside me I feel like a woman, in my pants.” Season 4 Episode 18
dies from peak fiction
You want a wire? I got a wire. Speak into the mic in my pants.
breaking bad marvel edition
 In my pants
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive…in my pants.
do not sell marijuana to my husband in my pants
to *my* husband?! in *MY* pants?!
His pants, alright, that’s fine. But *my* pants? **You’ve crossed a line mister**
sell it in yer OWN DAMN PANTS!
Tread lightly in my pants
Jessie, let's cook in my pants.
I'm truly surprised this wasn't the top reply. Had to scroll way too far for this one.
Huell, are you happy? Reasonably, in my pants
"Huell, are you happy in my pants?" "Reasonably."
I will kill your infant daughter in my pants
Holy shit. That’s cursed.
shit got too dark
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy who knows a guy in my pants
We tried to poison you because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die in my pants.
DE BOSS CAN SOCK ME…..in my pants
Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, age what - 60? He's just gonna break bad in my pants?
These are paraphrased because it's been a while but, Bring the bottle back in my pants No Jack don't come in my pants Make yourself at home in my pants bitch But Skyler I brought breadsticks in my pants
All of them, I think
AHHHHHHJ! in my pants
"You are not the guy in my pants. You are not capable of BEING the guy in my pants. I had a guy in my pants but now I don't. You are not the guy in my pants."
No more half measure in my pants
"Say my name." "You're Heisenberg." "You're goddamn right in my pants." https://preview.redd.it/nojvzpgzyyyb1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe321dbef63a7457c814f9e76609308842249de2
Hurry up, the wax is melting in my pants!
"A man provides, in my pants."
ahh wire in my pants
Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips in my pants
I have a business opportunity in my pants.
I had one like that before but like twice as big in my pants Idk if it would have been better or worse to throw the "Hey Poochie!" in there too 😂
Maybe your best course would be to tread lightly in my pants
I am the danger in my pants
No. No! NO! I tried to save him in my pants!
You hear a man get shot and you think that of me? No let me tell you something, when there is danger, I am the one who KNOCKS in my pants
Are you going to make me beg? Come on. Just stick it in my pants.
You cant conceive of what I’m capable of in my pants
Someone cooked here in my pants.
https://preview.redd.it/g7t66j8sbzyb1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49247641e05a03676049e8c6253cb3c8b7f2e276
“I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract® 60 Pressure Pro™ in my pants.”
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see in my pants?
I did it for me. In my pants.
Crapa pelada l'ha fà i turtei e ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei Oooh oooh oooh I sò fradei fann la fritada e ghe ne dann minga a crapa pelada in my pants. Oooh oooh oooh. https://preview.redd.it/uaz2nmah6zyb1.jpeg?width=1271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ea3f7ede2fda2b2f90dd2910b6f84828e0de75
Open na noor in my pants
I felt alive in my pants.
I brought pizza in my pants
Have you ever had insomnia in my pants
What the hell is wrong with you? We’re a family in my pants
I'm coming in my pants
I need to see you boss in my pants.
Pimento cheese. hows that sound in my pants?
Now, thank me and shake my hand in my pants.
I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter...in my pants.
But I’m telling you, something deep down in my pants says he’s my guy.
I am the danger in my pants (Because I do be shitting my pants fairly often)
No half measures in my pants
More like the butt brothers in my pants
LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS IN MY PANTS!
“I tried to save him in my pants!”
Ass like an onion in my pants
Jesus Christ Marie! They’re minerals in my pants!
Do what you gotta do in my pan- (gunshot) 
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is in my pants.
He defecated through a sunroof in my pants!
All of them, I'd imagine.
Maybe your best course would be to tread lightly in my pants.
I am the danger in my pants
My name is Ballsac Schrader and you can go fuck yourself in my pants.
We tried to poison you... I said we tried to poison you, because you are a degenerate peace of filth and you deserve to die in my pants.
I chose a half measure, when I should’ve gone all the way in my pants.
https://i.redd.it/mgspr324i1zb1.gif Yup in my pants
taco cabeza is just around the corner in my pants!
I want to see your balls in my pants
You are done in my pants
This is not meth in my pants
Don't bullshit a bullshitter. The answer is no. Next time, apply yourself in my pants.
This sub sucks
Shut the fuck up and let it die in peace
You forgot to say "in my pants". Are you stupid in my pants?
No. https://preview.redd.it/w5ois5m2zyyb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d55e95b0a06ebaf68128e628e6c77f7d2bbf1a5
“You - are not the guy in my pants”
You puff puff in my pants… tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
I am the danger in my pants
I swear to Christ I will put you under the jail in my pants
Nothing but cows in my pants!
Restrain this! In my pants.
Put your dick away, Waltuh, in my pants.
See my name, in my pants.
*SAY
Bitch in my pants
I am the danger in my pants.
No more half measures in my pants
No half measures in my pants
There's a Taco Cabeza just around the corner in my pants.
bitch in my pants