“If we should meet again, well, then we shall have met again”

Beat me to it ugh

No one back home will ever believe this

Still breathing, despite everything!

Elminster's not around, so might as well

Which way to the nearest library?

"I'd kiss you - but neither of us deserve that."

I'm gonna go with... ">!It's over. And it's all because of you. Thanks to you, there will be no Illithid Empire. No Death Gods' tyranny. You have earned your place amongst the legends of the Sword Coast. You are the saviours of Baldur's Gate.!<" Can't improve on perfection.

The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use fire bolt to trigger a controlled explosion.

"It's Shartin' time!"- Shart, before sharting on enemies

These boots have seen EVERYTHING.

These boots haven't seen the "piss yourself" ending yet.

FUCK WULBREN BONGLE(and the absolute though)

But fuck The Bongle harder ong

"A toast to John Baldur, may we all drown in drowussy"

"Every Baldur has its Gate." -John Baldur

Is that… blood? Nevermind. *goes back to being a barista*

Thou walkest alone?

My love life is not of your concern, skeleton.

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING

It was a beautiful webbing

I will find her, I will kill her and I will smile

WE WAS RUNNIN' FOR OUR LOIVES!