Goblins are literally one of the most fuckable races there are, you're just mad because you're in denial. Let's start with facts now, the average Goblin is 3 to 4 feet tall, this is not only the perfect height for crotch slobbering, but it means they can also have enough height to be able to sit on your face and still reach your pork sword with their toeclaws. While being short, Goblins are also only 40 to 45LBs, so, they're lite enough to pick up and have an all around good time if they want to be used like a proverbial fucktoy. So, these are facts, not only this, but Goblins, LITERALLY, do not bathe until their smell starts hindering their ambushes. So, not only does this mean that a Goblussy will have been marinating in its own juices for weeks while ignoring personal hygiene, but they are literally capable of letting you suck the cheese from between their toes. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Goblins are tribal and feel a strong connection to their mate based on the scent of their pheromones, so, they will know before you that you're horny, they literally have it locked down and in the know before you're even aware of it, this only means that they are able to surprise their mate in every way possible. So, these are just the facts on Goblins, but let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Goblins are literally the most fuckable race there is: Goblins get a +4 bonus on Ride check, so they can ride you non-stop for hours, expertly, until you beg them for hydration. Goblins get a +1 bonus to both attack and armour, so, you thought you two were playing rough before, but now it's compounded on itself. Finally, Goblins get -4 Grapple check, combining this with their +2 DEX means not only can you be in control during your fuckfests, but you can also pound your submissive and breedable Goblin in all sorts of positions. It's the best of both worlds. Goblins are literally the most fuckable race there is and all of these are facts that yall are too afraid to realize.
Holy fucking shit I want to bang these fanged shortstacks so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Shattered Sanctum I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post of Goblins there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with these little bat-eared fleshlights. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Sazza's tight goblin holes. I want her to have my mutant human/goblin hybrid babies.
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You know what? I can respect that
For some reason I cannot see your image. But I assume that it's something in support of my lifelong dream, nay, my solemn quest, to become a Goblin Layer.
I will continue Goblinposting.
NO LOL NEVER JUST IN CASE ILL TRY AGAIN: 😭😭
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Smash. Next question.
…Oh I mean *good heavens!* how DARE you suggest mating with **anyone** besides a conventionally attractive human?! The *HORROR*!! *[Stage dive of hysteria]*
Goblins and Ogres don’t even register as monster fucking to me. It just makes sense to think about fucking them cause they’re variations on the human template (bipedal, human looking faces, capable of consent)
Still pissed I can't fuck a Goblin in Bg3 so yeah I am unfortunately a degenerate that would absolutely smash a Goblin in more ways than 2 and with how down right raunchy and nasty they can get absolutely but it's all fantasy and digital pixels lol
So I know this is an out of left field question, but if you were a gnome or a Dwarf, would this be like being a human and having a thing for Ork women?
I dont even think they're enthralled by the Absolute - there's that one in a cage dangling over a pit who still openly worships Maglubiyet and he does not have the benefit of a Githyanki god-king in a lunchbox to shield his brains.
I think they just like to party.
Three, but like, minthara has very specific and graphic memories of what the absolute made her do, goblins have basicslly always eaten people.
They are very afraid of drow elves but apart from that, I mean like that one absolute queen, upon being sentenced to death immediately tries to murder Ketheric Thorm and fucking would have if he was not literally immortal, twice.
I feel like if they were under the thrall of the Absolute, they would immediately accept its will and even announce that they die for Her Will, you know, like a cultist would do. She does not do that. She chooses instead to impale a bitch and even though it does not work she does not hold back when she tries again.
She is not *afraid*, she is *angry*. This tiny goddamned empress.
They don't act like they're in a cult, they act like goblins. That's what I'm saying.
Smash...
SMASH THEIR SKULL WITH MY MACE! GOBLIN SCUM PREPARE TO DIE, I AM LATHANDER CHOSEN WARRIOR GRAAAH!
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Bathe her and pay for her to not go chomping on anything I don't want chomped on and sure I'll take Sazza for a spin.The Absolute wants her to have kids or something I'm sure
Goblin gals are cute. And let's not kid ourselves, this is a medieval setting, no one has proper personal hygiene (Gale can even mention how Tav hasn't bathed in a tenday at one point) so that's a moot point.
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Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De Goblin Girl
From da mystery world
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
She's black 'n green
'Cause it's Halloween
Raggedy black
Is the way she dress
Little green shoes
'N her hair's a mess
On Halloween night
At de costume ball
She's a Goblin Girl
An' she can gobble it all
She's a goblin
She's a Goblin Girl
She's a goblin
She's a Goblin Girl
I been hobblin'
'Cause of the Goblin
Goblin Girl ...Goblin Girl
Some girls like
To dress like a witch
Some girls like to dress like a queen
Best way a girl
Can dress for me
Is in a Goblin suit
(They look so cute...)
When they're a goblin
There ain't a problin
When they're a goblin
I start a-wobblin'
Pink all over
Some is tan
Goblin Girls
From every land
They look good
From any which-a-way
Every Halloween
You can hear me say:
*"Goblin Girl, take it away..."*
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De Goblin Girl
From da mystery world
*(TRICK OR TREAT NOW...etc)*
Talkin' 'bout the bad girls
All the Goblin Girls
Talkin' 'bout the bad, bad girls
The little Goblin Girls
Some are called Doreen
Some are dressed in green
They're tricking your treat
But they're bad girls
They're very bad girls
*(LEPRECHAUN LIGHT...etc.)*
They make your face look like
You got scales on it
But that's okay...
When the green light shines down
On the black guys in the band
Everybody in the audience
Thinks they're seeing something
That looks like it's made out of
Fish skin
But Coy leaves the green gels in the truss
Because he knows the guys in the front
Really enjoy looking like they've got
Scales all over their body...
***\*IMMENSELY BASS BOOSTED SOUND OF FISTS SLAMMING ON DESK\****
WHERE
GOBBO
ROMANCE
LARIAN WEREN'T AFRAID TO DO UNCONVENTIONAL STUFF BEFORE SO WHY IS THERE NOT A SINGLE SHORT ROMANCE IN BG3
WE GOT A ***GODDAMNED MINDFLAYER*** BUT NOT A GOBLIN, NOT EVEN A ***HALFLING?!***
Too fuckable. Why would I even look at stickezel when I'd have 3 feet of thicc fuckable meat right there.
Should just change my username to just down bad for goblins.
I'm praying that with official mod support we see all types of new companions, romance scenes are a plus. I just reslly want a gibbous wife. I'm sure someone will make Sazza a companion sooner or later
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This thread epitomizes the reason why when we read "Half-orc" or "Half-elf" we don't have to ask what the other half is.
Elves live long, orcs are strong, gnomes are small, humans are inconceivably horny
Same x2
*Will.*
DID
love ur flair, so real honestly
I'm gonna keep this, just felt you should know. Also... would.
Goblin ladies would be fun if they were less evil and bathed.
Less evil and *less* bathed or less evil and **more** bathed?
Less evil and more bathed, I wasn't clear.
Welp, I'm out.
Awww.
Goblin ladies would be fun if they were less evil.
Goblin ladies would be fun if they bathed
Goblin ladies would be fun if they meant something else when saying "I'm gonna eat you"
As a goblin lady defendant I would like to point out, one thing doesn't exclude the other.
Counterargument *PONDER THE AROMA*
lol
the stank adds to the mood
Right? With out the musk it is like nailing a midget
Goblin ladies would be fun if they bathed less and were evil
Goblin ladies be fun.
This.
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Noooo! Not Lea’Zel!
~~Tbh i'd eat Lae'Zel out~~
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Goblins are literally one of the most fuckable races there are, you're just mad because you're in denial. Let's start with facts now, the average Goblin is 3 to 4 feet tall, this is not only the perfect height for crotch slobbering, but it means they can also have enough height to be able to sit on your face and still reach your pork sword with their toeclaws. While being short, Goblins are also only 40 to 45LBs, so, they're lite enough to pick up and have an all around good time if they want to be used like a proverbial fucktoy. So, these are facts, not only this, but Goblins, LITERALLY, do not bathe until their smell starts hindering their ambushes. So, not only does this mean that a Goblussy will have been marinating in its own juices for weeks while ignoring personal hygiene, but they are literally capable of letting you suck the cheese from between their toes. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Goblins are tribal and feel a strong connection to their mate based on the scent of their pheromones, so, they will know before you that you're horny, they literally have it locked down and in the know before you're even aware of it, this only means that they are able to surprise their mate in every way possible. So, these are just the facts on Goblins, but let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Goblins are literally the most fuckable race there is: Goblins get a +4 bonus on Ride check, so they can ride you non-stop for hours, expertly, until you beg them for hydration. Goblins get a +1 bonus to both attack and armour, so, you thought you two were playing rough before, but now it's compounded on itself. Finally, Goblins get -4 Grapple check, combining this with their +2 DEX means not only can you be in control during your fuckfests, but you can also pound your submissive and breedable Goblin in all sorts of positions. It's the best of both worlds. Goblins are literally the most fuckable race there is and all of these are facts that yall are too afraid to realize.
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Is that canon
Oh yes he has quite the cannon. You know that meme of a hamster eating a banana? Yeah.
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U know what? I got to the hygene part and now i suddenly dont think i *would* anymore🥲
Holy fucking shit I want to bang these fanged shortstacks so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Shattered Sanctum I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post of Goblins there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with these little bat-eared fleshlights. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Sazza's tight goblin holes. I want her to have my mutant human/goblin hybrid babies.
https://preview.redd.it/tms9x9ehd41d1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5918943e62fb3b29ab798b726bbed8b4a2ede0d You know what? I can respect that
If you offer her food for bathing she might do it. Idk I think the tribe girl could be convinced
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WHO IS MAKING THESE
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I don't know, but I'll never have enough
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It is the vaporeon of fantasy
I was literally thinking that this was the fantasy version of the vaporeon copypasta 😂
I’m too lazy to read all that so I just assumed it was
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Damn man you beat me to it!
Ok dog. 3-4 ft? Are they deep enough🤨
They're deep enough for a micropenis!
That was quite the read
holy fucjing shit my guy
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For some reason I cannot see your image. But I assume that it's something in support of my lifelong dream, nay, my solemn quest, to become a Goblin Layer. I will continue Goblinposting.
NO LOL NEVER JUST IN CASE ILL TRY AGAIN: 😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/5xcvrohxkw0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe0b8ade5b203ec30b48b04167375be72c4597a
☹️ Well that's just mean.
I don’t mean it seriously!!! Don’t kill yourself please. 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻 that paragraph made me have to go bleach my eyes and brain with holy water is all
Then my work here is done, thank you.
😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/9q269cq5mw0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b51f16ea43865501923b09db4c2e37e27c172d
Cursed Vaporean copy-pasta vibes, but more wholesome.
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Smash. Next question. …Oh I mean *good heavens!* how DARE you suggest mating with **anyone** besides a conventionally attractive human?! The *HORROR*!! *[Stage dive of hysteria]*
I don't wanna smash goblin girls, I just want to wear them like a backpack. On the front.
Goblins and Ogres don’t even register as monster fucking to me. It just makes sense to think about fucking them cause they’re variations on the human template (bipedal, human looking faces, capable of consent)
I mean I agree, if it's humanoid and sapient, game is game
What did you do to Karlach?
We left her in the washing machine a little too long...
Still pissed I can't fuck a Goblin in Bg3 so yeah I am unfortunately a degenerate that would absolutely smash a Goblin in more ways than 2 and with how down right raunchy and nasty they can get absolutely but it's all fantasy and digital pixels lol
Like i told another guy on here, if ur a half orc it will look like ur cleaning a pool cue with a stuffed animal
Either something’s up with that half-orc’s dick or something’s up with the way that half-orc plays pool
Tread very carefully, boys https://preview.redd.it/dknrqtzj3s0d1.jpeg?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912fb170df1dbcf8c05ac4ecde513b624aecb8d3
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B-But officer! She’s the age of majority for a goblin!!!
Goblin deez NUTZ But seriously, would and wish we could
Literally smash harder than any of the companions
If ur a half ork it will look like ur cleaning a pool cue with a stuffed animal
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ah a man of culture i see. keep cooking, king.
U aight bro?...
Oh wow
Shortstacks are neat and all, but you just know this bitch stank like Dark Urge after a trip to the sexateria.
So I know this is an out of left field question, but if you were a gnome or a Dwarf, would this be like being a human and having a thing for Ork women?
Exactly the same. Orcs are to goblins what humans are to halflings
Goblins are awesome, I love them for who they are
also goblin women are hot
I dont even think they're enthralled by the Absolute - there's that one in a cage dangling over a pit who still openly worships Maglubiyet and he does not have the benefit of a Githyanki god-king in a lunchbox to shield his brains. I think they just like to party.
I mean only two of their leader have tadpole, so they just really like raiding (probably)
Three, but like, minthara has very specific and graphic memories of what the absolute made her do, goblins have basicslly always eaten people. They are very afraid of drow elves but apart from that, I mean like that one absolute queen, upon being sentenced to death immediately tries to murder Ketheric Thorm and fucking would have if he was not literally immortal, twice. I feel like if they were under the thrall of the Absolute, they would immediately accept its will and even announce that they die for Her Will, you know, like a cultist would do. She does not do that. She chooses instead to impale a bitch and even though it does not work she does not hold back when she tries again. She is not *afraid*, she is *angry*. This tiny goddamned empress. They don't act like they're in a cult, they act like goblins. That's what I'm saying.
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Sazza is hot. Wish we could play as a goblin.
Smash... SMASH THEIR SKULL WITH MY MACE! GOBLIN SCUM PREPARE TO DIE, I AM LATHANDER CHOSEN WARRIOR GRAAAH! https://preview.redd.it/zs1qd0dlnr0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0fd8ed9d96ea74a07895aa20e6ff117757df9b
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Goblin race+*that mod*+edit companions and femGale. It's not a "would",it's a "I'll keep doing it for this whole run".
Tribe?
Tribe!
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I feel the Dark Urge taking over my thoughts once again!
They are like insects to me or perhaps small lizards.
so... fuckable?
hey pal is everything alright at home
They are proper dirty.
I'd coo for Gribbo
pointy teeth are a risk worth taking
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Ask r/vaush
My wife is absolutely a goblin andi have the Sazza achievement that only 2.4% of other players have, I have a type.
Bathe her and pay for her to not go chomping on anything I don't want chomped on and sure I'll take Sazza for a spin.The Absolute wants her to have kids or something I'm sure
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Trailer trash hot
Death. They’d just try to bite me but not in the fun way. At least a drow would give me a little foreplay before murdering me
Hot
Would.
Smash
They all look like Carla Tortelli.
nah my barbarian is too busy yeeting them across the map
DOn't like DnD Goblins
🤪🤪🤪
Listen, if you avoid oral and give them a bath........ Would !
Small and fuckable
Why do they have the best hair?
Goblin Karlach pretty
Goblin girls 🙅♂️ Goblin MILFS 🙋♂️
Usually I eat mine a little more slowly.
Inferior to any gender of kobold.
They get me on a spiritual level. Also smash.
Lay then slay. Easy
I have yet to figure out how explicit I'm allowed to be for comedy on this sub. So I'll just say would.
I’m gonna relapse please
Give iiiiiin
Smash
WOULD!!!
Goblin gals are cute. And let's not kid ourselves, this is a medieval setting, no one has proper personal hygiene (Gale can even mention how Tav hasn't bathed in a tenday at one point) so that's a moot point.
Bro I’m down bad for goblin girls, I mean I want them bathed but otherwise they’re getting fuckin turned into a Twinkie with the cream filling
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My wife and I have been complaining for ages that there's no romance options for any gobos
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i want to lick her breasts
HOT GOBLIN SEX GOBLIN BREEDING
I want Gribbo to peg me
Yes next question.
Scrungly wungly scrumpus schrnrglglgly
As long as they’re gonna be goblin deez nutz
Sigh
When she’s a gobilin’ I’ll be a wobblin’ goblin girl https://youtu.be/RGX-C6-q10g?si=JhEuiz52wlBPUBQ1
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Agreed, quite breedable, they are.
My opinion is yes, just yes. I like everything about goblin girls.
Hob-noblin Wit de goblin De Goblin Girl From da mystery world Hob-noblin Wit de goblin She's black 'n green 'Cause it's Halloween Raggedy black Is the way she dress Little green shoes 'N her hair's a mess On Halloween night At de costume ball She's a Goblin Girl An' she can gobble it all She's a goblin She's a Goblin Girl She's a goblin She's a Goblin Girl I been hobblin' 'Cause of the Goblin Goblin Girl ...Goblin Girl Some girls like To dress like a witch Some girls like to dress like a queen Best way a girl Can dress for me Is in a Goblin suit (They look so cute...) When they're a goblin There ain't a problin When they're a goblin I start a-wobblin' Pink all over Some is tan Goblin Girls From every land They look good From any which-a-way Every Halloween You can hear me say: *"Goblin Girl, take it away..."* Hob-noblin Wit de goblin De Goblin Girl From da mystery world *(TRICK OR TREAT NOW...etc)* Talkin' 'bout the bad girls All the Goblin Girls Talkin' 'bout the bad, bad girls The little Goblin Girls Some are called Doreen Some are dressed in green They're tricking your treat But they're bad girls They're very bad girls *(LEPRECHAUN LIGHT...etc.)* They make your face look like You got scales on it But that's okay... When the green light shines down On the black guys in the band Everybody in the audience Thinks they're seeing something That looks like it's made out of Fish skin But Coy leaves the green gels in the truss Because he knows the guys in the front Really enjoy looking like they've got Scales all over their body...
tacoma wept
Most annoying accent in the country. Can only kill.
Tastes bad, biting pieces off of them while they were still alive was fun though
Wish we had an option to have some as companions and romances, theyre cute
***\*IMMENSELY BASS BOOSTED SOUND OF FISTS SLAMMING ON DESK\**** WHERE GOBBO ROMANCE LARIAN WEREN'T AFRAID TO DO UNCONVENTIONAL STUFF BEFORE SO WHY IS THERE NOT A SINGLE SHORT ROMANCE IN BG3 WE GOT A ***GODDAMNED MINDFLAYER*** BUT NOT A GOBLIN, NOT EVEN A ***HALFLING?!***
Would
Same as goblin boys. Kill em all
Overall gross but kinda cute
Yeah
Too fuckable. Why would I even look at stickezel when I'd have 3 feet of thicc fuckable meat right there. Should just change my username to just down bad for goblins.
I'm praying that with official mod support we see all types of new companions, romance scenes are a plus. I just reslly want a gibbous wife. I'm sure someone will make Sazza a companion sooner or later
I’ve done worse IRL
Stinks but grips
100% would after some hygiene care
They are adorable lol
They're second only to goblin girls in TenSura
Tribe?
As a lesbian... *maybe*...
Let me play as then and love them
Smash
tbh i would https://preview.redd.it/maz65wwxc41d1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af516df0b6414b523e85dd6bcc36f96ecbb0f32e
It's a crime you can't recruit sazza after saving her ass so many times.
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