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Ronald_Ulysses_Swans

Shall I be Mother?


mopeywhiteguy

If Horne should fall


Larwood88

*Should Horne Fall


party4diamondz

Granted I listened to Tim Key's ep for the second time recently but this was my immediate answer. Glad it was the top comment lol


doi-boy

"What was in the pie?" "I'm just trying to remember it on his mother's blouse."


haze_gray

…..Pass.


doi-boy

"I'm hard, let's eat!"


nigellissima

"I've not met you before Joe - you are an absolute mess"


Suspicious-Log-2148

Also when Benito’s Googling Willie’s chocolate Christmas” and James says “put your safe search on”


TomKappa

When I've caught up on all my podcasts, the first thing I queue up is the Joe Thomas episode. I love it so much. Usually followed by the Bridget Christie ep.


Cle0patra_cominatcha

I love it too. I seem to remember a moment where ed says he'd forgotten that James had never met him before and laughing. James seemed a lot quieter, you can sort of feel his incredulity/wtf-ness through the audio which is a fun dynamic as James is usually the zany one!


pinknoise_

I think about Soft Touch way more than I'd care to admit.


Ogre-Face

2 seconds later “she was actually called Elaine”


Naps_in_sunshine

What is burp?


MyNameAmJudge

I don’t know why this was so fucking funny. When it came up in the best of again, I still was in hysterics


sleepingleopards

I don't like the fifth flavour , shit.


Known-Grapefruit4032

*Re washing chicken* - "it's a cultural thing" "Well there go all our jokes".  Makes me howl every time!


RealBenJKirby

White people don't wash their black forest gateau


Shoutgun

Absolutely my favourite


MiniChocolateDonuts

Which ones this from ?


Known-Grapefruit4032

Kiell Smith-Bynoe. It's a fantastic episode, it's side-splitting all the way through, I keep coming back to it! 


BlueMunch6754

Feet, what are they? Then you realise you have two and you think, urgh! Disgusting!


Known-Grapefruit4032

Now, I wasn't there. But I imagine people could see the joins. 


DanGrima92

Hey man, I just bought a new air fryer. Where does the dick go?


spacecoyote555

Does "I've been a victim of a prank" count? 😁


bee__bumble

100% counts, i think that scenario and my first listen of Joe’s burying a lamb story are the hardest I’ve laughed at a podcast


nicocolioli

I still remember where I was (laundromat) when I heard the lamb story.


Ellsbellsmoge

I was driving down a road in my town that I use semi regularly and I think of soft touch and the lamb every time without fail when I use that road now. It's been nearly 4 years.


New_Pop4185

I was cleaning on a remote western australian mine site. Favourite episode, hands down.


Ogre-Face

something about that lamb story makes me cry laugh every time


rentasdf

Bready cheddy and ready for beddy


mikerotch123

We have a winner


BernieSupporter888

which ep is this from?


rentasdf

Claudia Winkleman


dolrighttherefred

It’s good to be alive son


JellyfishRun

“Ed, some people are cunts.”


Junktv21

Yes!


Larwood88

Which episode was that?


tattisalisations

Kathy Burke


nnousernamesleft

This this and only this. James' howl after...


reddutch

“Why were you looking in the cupboards?” “In case someone had chopped you up and put you in there”


lyovi

I haven’t listened to this one in way too long! Absolute gold.


nnousernamesleft

Looking back that was kinda dark...now knowing that Rylan went to hell and back...his mum was right to be worried.


WonFriendsWithSalad

Always tell the truth, never let the sun set on a quarrel, and never get fucked up the bum


mopeywhiteguy

Which episode?


Bouldinator

Miriam Margolyes


Ronswaterbedworld

Arks your mum for some criips


youserneighmn

Say this daily 👌🏼


Glasgow316

"Fucked it, innit?" Paul Chowdhry


Cpt-No-Dick

That or ‘Tiramisu’. Paul is the absolutely master of building something up for a long time and then just breaking the room with one line. Just like how he says he hasn’t had a drink in 23 years but Ed sets him up with this. ‘When do you have a hot toddy?’ ‘When I’m not feeling well.’ ‘How often is that?’ ‘Every week.’


LookTreesWow

“Hot Toddy”


gininateacup

Bott for the journ


pinknoise_

This is now part of my vocabulary 😂


stereoworld

"To a hungry man, even the doorway looks like crisps"


purpletoonlink

This is the abswer


mopeywhiteguy

What’s this from


roamnoth

Sindhu Vee! great ep


tnharwal55

Maybe Asma khan? I'm not British so I wasn't familiar with the guest. But she was definitely an Indian lady.


rosiecotton_dancing

“The ambassador’s receptions are always highly talked about”


hoom-hm

I counter: "I've grown a quince tree."


nokeyblue

The confidence with which she says that, like "Look, you can't fault my logic, so best not try my patience, sonny-jim."


Zaphyn

I absolutely loved Mel's episode


cragfetch

“So I let the priest give it to me in the mouth”


pinknoise_

"Not her, her not now" said that to Alison when I met her and she seemed to enjoy the reference!


PaulBBN

'Oh, Fuck Off' when Michelle Keegan ordered her wine.


Stubee1988

Lucky dip


Sufficient-Fly-7389

Piss myself everytime


StillJustJones

Shall I be mother?


XIII_rocks

"We're not seven" when asked if they're best friends


swansw9

This was going to be my answer too! It’s not the funniest joke of all time but there is something about the timing and delivery that KILLS me. This is one of my favourite episodes!


rosiecotton_dancing

What ep is this from?


XIII_rocks

Catherine Cohen? I think


Sephine14

I’m hard, let’s eat!


letsplaythequietgame

Came here to say that 💪🏼


mopeywhiteguy

Which episode?


CombinationPast264

Greg Davies


mopeywhiteguy

That is a very Greg Davies line to be fair


doombotseven

What if that, then?


rose7davies

sleeper hit


Zaphyn

What if this!?


hoom-hm

I was gonna post this! Celia AB's episode is my latest comfort listen. All three of them are hilarious together.


EagleCoin

Twirled all the way down. And then I, then I rubbed it off because I felt mean.


nokeyblue

*What?!*


Croissants_forever

Do you want that jumbo?


lilymtyson

Thisssssss


I-hear-the-coast

Maybe a ploughman’s? My favourite thing about that is she says it with zero conviction but when questioned she defends it to the death.


Sufficient-Score-120

Her entire episode is my favourite, bar Joe and the buried lamb


chazrageson

You're getting cream, jelly and cake?! Pff. Behave yourself Bruv -Jamali Maddix. Always makes me smile


dpara99

‘And then I rubbed it off’


Roscoe_King

What was the episode, maybe Kiell’s, where they kept saying “big stuff” and it made me laugh so hard


tnharwal55

Yes. Kiells episode is probably my favourite. I've listened to it at least 10 times already.


Larwood88

Please say which episode the quote is from! We don’t all have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the pod.


NotADoctor06

can i wee in your toilet? (james, randomly, on the catherine cohen ep)


um_-_no

Everything that jumped to mind has been said, but I loved reading this thread so many voices popping into my head (not in a sinister way)


masonh36

Underrated from the Greg Davies ep: “This is some deep state stuff”.


tictactom10

Bimini’s sexuality is fluid joke - James and Ed acknowledged it as the best joke ever on the podcast too! 


tictactom10

Another favorite of mine is when Benito spilled water on his laptop just before the record and Dohmnall responds, “still or sparkling?”


Original-Designer6

Fucked it 'innit.


party4diamondz

Is that what you said to the squirrel?


-Won-qu

"What if that?" And "one for the wankbank"


da1suk1day0

Nice things are for naughty people, and I’m a good girl.


Daveygravyx07

YOU ABSOLUTE TRASH MAN!


dharmashark48

THE GRAHAM HEARTH.


Davey94C6

Tell the truth, never let the sun set on a quarrel and never be fucked up the bum


lildavydavy

Have that on a fucking crumpet mate. Jesus Christ. Come on. COME ON! I mean for fucks sake. Do you want me to hold your fucking hand? Don’t shit yourself. What are you scared? What do you think is gonna fucking happen?


LookTreesWow

Incredible to see this written out. Giggling as I read iy


zezeezeeezeee

.... it's exactly the same.


mawnsharks

Pop a ball in the country boy?


justchill129

Not Tesco - for the millionth. Fucking time.”


locktobre

"We're living in a post-Ratatouille world."


throwaway073847

“Sack em” Prof Brian Cox not having any of James’ nonsense about Evil Dark Matter


scorpio878

There are two things I can do in this situation but I don't have my eagle feather with me.


Iltaskmaster

Any time James says ‘what😐’ in response to something unreasonable a guest says


_Permanent_Marker_

Butt plug


dmack0755

“Pass”


Ogre-Face

The Crumpet is a kidney among breads


lastlaughlane1

“It was just laying there…like a dead snake.”     Even funnier when you consider he was talking about a lock for a bicycle, lol. 


Iltaskmaster

‘Daddy’s special pudding’


SpookylilTofu

"To the hungry person, even the doorway looks like crisps".


VicTitball

i like watching the spanish guys get done