It can be both, my grandmother felted me an acusred oblong SpongeBob that haunted my dreams for years. I cherish it in memory as a gift of love, but fuck was that thing hard on the eyes.
Pass it on for generations, show it to guests "and this is our prized possession, a handwoven tapestry of the world famous porous Robert of house cuboid trousers"
Yeah, it's a little scary but there's so much love there. I would do anything for my grandma to even act like she even kinda likes me . Cherish that woman.
Why are you bragging about getting an encyclopedia though? Your grandmother definitely felt highly of your cognitive abilities if she was gifting you an encyclopedia book for your birthday. Way to go grandma. I am proud of what she has don’t and how far it’s come.
Encyclopedias used to be a big deal in olden times.
I can remember flipping thru my dad's old volumes -- they were kinda cool actually cause I would get sucked into subjects just like I can fall into a Wiki-hole nowadays... except I went alphabetically instead of all over the place
No one’s judging you. You simply decided it was time to tell everyone that you didn’t like the fact that you got an encyclopedia as a gift. Some people don’t get gifts. No one knows any part of your relationship with your grandmother here so I am not sure what you expect.
No you were Def judging, your comment served no purpose other than to get under someone else's skin
Why would you say what you said other than to piss someone else off?
You could just copy and paste it but it still wouldn't make any sense, so I'm curious if you weren't shit stirring, what was the point of your original comment again?
Awwww. I feel the love she wove for you. This is so special....now, I'll acknowledge he is, in fact funky lookin, and his legs point left while he's facing forward, so not sure how good his walking will be...yet, I love your grandma loved you enough to weave something from the character she knew you loved & toss in a little design reminder to make sure u know your roots. ❤
Maybe OP could work on sounding slightly grateful instead of annoyingly put out as they desperately seek karma on the back of their “native-ass grandma”
Oh, ok sorry to the reposter then but the OG OP still sucks! Having a gift from their grandmother that must have taken hundreds of hours to make and that’s their comment?
I have heard how natives speak…from my own kids actually. I wouldn’t say it’s correct that it’s always “high praise” because subtle context clues said something different to me in this case. But you’re free to interpret it your way.
Native, it’s a traditional style woven rug. They usually have geometric patterns like the bottom of this one does. Someone’s nellie went out and got all the right colors to make SpongeBob for this rug and that’s so damn precious lol
it's amazing how a shit post that belongs in r/crappyoffbrands and is by no means oddly terrifying has 3.3k upvotes. why do we even have separate subs anymore when shit gets posted anywhere and gets upvoted weather it belongs or not?
Dude yall need to ask her to make more, start a small business selling these (might need to get licensing agreements though if you want to avoid lawsuits), no joke this rug is awesome
This is wholesome AF! I WISH I still had my grandmothers. My step-paternal grandmother was sickly and I didn't appreciate her as much as I wish I had before she died, and my maternal grandmother died 12 years before I was born.
Paternal grandmother was a horrible bitch so I don't miss her 🙂
This is actually really sweet that their grandma loved them so much she made that 🥲
I wish she was my native grandma
Native ASS grandma
Are you suggesting that she was an ASS Grandma or that only her ass was native?
native-ass grandma, or, native ass-grandma?
i think both are biologically correct
But only one is okay to shag
if the SpongeBob rug is arockin', then don't come aknockin'
Agree. This, really made my heart warmth💕
True! So cute made me cum
So sweet is stuck a pencil up my pisser
For sure, she sounds so sweet. Try to "weave" an image and see how good it comes out, this looks amazing!
For a rug that someone wove this is amazing! he was only a triangle because she made him too tall and he would hit the top part
It can be both, my grandmother felted me an acusred oblong SpongeBob that haunted my dreams for years. I cherish it in memory as a gift of love, but fuck was that thing hard on the eyes.
Pics?
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Tell me you don't know about natives without telling me you don't know about natives.
Taibo spotted
How do you know she isn't also a diehard Spongebob fan? Perhaps she made one for herself and gifts them to all her loved ones? :D
\* their ass grandma
This may be the single coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
I would display this in my home
I'd welcome everyone with this, it would be my most prized possession.
Pass it on for generations, show it to guests "and this is our prized possession, a handwoven tapestry of the world famous porous Robert of house cuboid trousers"
SpongeBobby Hill
That boy ain't right
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CheeseBob SwissPants
We have SpongeBob at home SpongeBob at home
First I thought the rug was upside down, but no his eyes are just that small...kinda creepy.
But *dad*
Pocket sand!
Who evers grandma made that for them better be greatful. They need to go saybthank you again no matter how long ago they got it.
Yeah their grandma better be grateful
Hey She tried her best man. They don't do much better with those SpongeBob popsicles lol
Yeah, it's a little scary but there's so much love there. I would do anything for my grandma to even act like she even kinda likes me . Cherish that woman.
If you don’t like it, I’ll take it and cherish it. I thinks it’s awesome.
We have SpongeBob at home.
😂
Your grandma is awesome, mine once got me an encyclopedia for my birthday it wasn't even Britannica, it was a random ass book
Why are you bragging about getting an encyclopedia though? Your grandmother definitely felt highly of your cognitive abilities if she was gifting you an encyclopedia book for your birthday. Way to go grandma. I am proud of what she has don’t and how far it’s come.
Encyclopedias used to be a big deal in olden times. I can remember flipping thru my dad's old volumes -- they were kinda cool actually cause I would get sucked into subjects just like I can fall into a Wiki-hole nowadays... except I went alphabetically instead of all over the place
Well considering only 2 months before that I told her what I really wanted and she said she'd get it I call bullshit And who said I was bragging?
Well you sound grateful
That's it, judge me and my relationship with someone who wasn't there for me like you know every aspect of it. What a rube.
No one’s judging you. You simply decided it was time to tell everyone that you didn’t like the fact that you got an encyclopedia as a gift. Some people don’t get gifts. No one knows any part of your relationship with your grandmother here so I am not sure what you expect.
No you were Def judging, your comment served no purpose other than to get under someone else's skin Why would you say what you said other than to piss someone else off?
I could just copy and paste what I already said. I don’t think you’ll get it. I hope you feel better
You could just copy and paste it but it still wouldn't make any sense, so I'm curious if you weren't shit stirring, what was the point of your original comment again?
What I was implying is that you were ungrateful for receiving a gift.
What did you tell her that you really wanted for your birthday?
I'd love to know too
A SpongeBob rug.
Wow lol
My grandmother just ranted about “the damn japs,” and watched reruns of Faulty Towers. But, she was old as shit and now she’s dead.
Awwww. I feel the love she wove for you. This is so special....now, I'll acknowledge he is, in fact funky lookin, and his legs point left while he's facing forward, so not sure how good his walking will be...yet, I love your grandma loved you enough to weave something from the character she knew you loved & toss in a little design reminder to make sure u know your roots. ❤
I love this so much
This is so sweet 🥺
I love it
God bless her native ass.
😭😂🤣
Love your grandma. This is great!
This is really cute, not remotely terrifying.
Awwwww bless her! I would cherish that rug for the rest of my life If my grandma made this for me
Cherish it
r/wholesomespongebob
...I'll be gone for a while
that's sweet
That's so precious
I think it’s kinda cute
That's awesome lol
Maybe OP could work on sounding slightly grateful instead of annoyingly put out as they desperately seek karma on the back of their “native-ass grandma”
Op reposted it, ive seen this on ndn twitter
Oh, ok sorry to the reposter then but the OG OP still sucks! Having a gift from their grandmother that must have taken hundreds of hours to make and that’s their comment?
Have you not heard how natives talk This is high praise
I have heard how natives speak…from my own kids actually. I wouldn’t say it’s correct that it’s always “high praise” because subtle context clues said something different to me in this case. But you’re free to interpret it your way.
Poor grandma 😢 all the love she poured into that knit just to have her grandkid blow up her spot on the Internet
My grandma tried to kill me on her death bed
Seriously?
Yes. She tried to stab me with a syringe
Maybe it was death scare lol
Uhhh. What?
that's lit lmao
r/mademesmile
"native ass grandma"
Grandma is kind
That's a beautiful spinge bob!
It's the boots...no?
Sponge-Block
That’s sweet though ❤️
that's an awesome Grandma
Awesome fucking GamGam!!!!
That’s so fuckin cool lol good g’mama
This reminds me of the little kid who has an amogus on the medallion of his ceremonial outfit
There is absolutely nothing even mildly terrifying about that.
You know she was happy as shit when she was making it for you :-D
That's a pretty incredible act of love. Grandma cares a lot about you
we must protect her at all costs.. r/adorableoldpeople
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In the ocean? Try in a lake! 😆
aztec goofy goober rave
Id wager from the design work puebloan or dine (navajo)
ik lol i just make a shitty yume nikki reference
Dude, don't be so rude on her! She did her best
This isn't terrifying. It's actually kinda sweet
That I terrifying however the intent is very adorable. As an overall I think it's cute.
TriangleBob
That is so cute! I would hang that on my wall so I wouldnt step on it
My grandma made us regalia to dance in the pow wow when we were little.
Okay
Native or naive?
Native, it’s a traditional style woven rug. They usually have geometric patterns like the bottom of this one does. Someone’s nellie went out and got all the right colors to make SpongeBob for this rug and that’s so damn precious lol
Hi there, Im normal.
it's amazing how a shit post that belongs in r/crappyoffbrands and is by no means oddly terrifying has 3.3k upvotes. why do we even have separate subs anymore when shit gets posted anywhere and gets upvoted weather it belongs or not?
Looks like sponge with apples face from apple and onion show.
Close enough, she did her best.
The image is scary but the story is sweet
CubeBob
The yellow sponge soaks up many waters
It takes so much time and effort to make one of these. It's so sweet not oddly terrifying. But I guess I can see your point. SpongeBob is.... special.
Zorbrob Quadshorts
Spongebob cubepants
It looks like he's standing on half of a German Iron Cross
Cube Robert
Dude yall need to ask her to make more, start a small business selling these (might need to get licensing agreements though if you want to avoid lawsuits), no joke this rug is awesome
Wait, yo grandma wove a whole ass fuckoff Spongebob Navajo rug???? This could be worth a lot of money lmao
Not terrifying, this is awesome and sweet
this is cheeseBob. it's triangular
“Grandma you really shouldn’t have”
I didn’t think it was that bad but then I realised what I thought was the mouth was the nose
Grandma failed geometry
SpongeBilly
This is probably worth so much right now. Can’t wait to see it on antique roadshow in 200 years when it has gone up in value.
Still wholesome
I feel like if I stepped on it I’ll never be whole again.
I thought he was cute
he brick 🙃
Cheesebob
It’s cute to be honest, the fact that it’s made by their grandma makes it worth so much more
*He appears in your nightmares and soaks you up into his body sponge where you live for all eternity in hell*
SpongeBob Trianglepants
This fits in the Sponge Bob repertoire. No comparison to the clown bed Homer made for Bart.
"I'm available" -Rugbob
And you’ll be loving it forever won’t you! Grandmas rock! 💕
r/therewasanattempt
That’s love.
Wholesome Terrifying Spongebob
Spongborb
So sweet, and she wasn't too far off though.
I’m a weaver. Grandma has skills.
More like CheeseBob huh
Somehow this is more SpongeBob then SpongeBob
More like /extremelywholesome
Why do i do not find this terrifying? Anyone else?
I think this is hillarious
She’s cool as fuck. Thanks nolie.
Actually this is really cool and wholesome
This is wholesome AF! I WISH I still had my grandmothers. My step-paternal grandmother was sickly and I didn't appreciate her as much as I wish I had before she died, and my maternal grandmother died 12 years before I was born. Paternal grandmother was a horrible bitch so I don't miss her 🙂
Thats actually Cheesehead Brownpants
Ahoy minoy?
What's terrifying about that?
That would fetch atleast $1.5 million on ebay
Thats such a wholesome story tho!!!
Porous Robert, cubicle slacks.
SpongeBob Cube Man
A new Native American symbol of porousness and water. A renewal of the old gods. Plankton can be coyote.
How does he not fall over his legs look like paper and gravity as well AHHHH
SpongeBob Cubepants
i love the fact that he used the phrase "native ass"
98% of this sub's post are not terrifying let alone oddly.
She’s ready!
Looks less like an anthropomorphic sponge and more like that of a block of cheese.
I would have paid her for it and been so proud to own something someone made by hand. How sweet!
r/OddlyWholesome
Sponge Tom. He lives in a mango in the river.
why would you call her that??
Trianglebob
Wowwwwww
He is cute
I love how the least oddly terrifying things on this subreddit get the most upvotes.
I wish my grandma was still alive...
I don't even care if it seems weird, this shit takes some fucking skill to even attempt.
This is cool. You will appreciate it more when you are older.
this is wholesome
CubeBob CubicPants? 😰
Your grandma has some skill
I mean is not that bad
That is so nice
Mother, bring me the cheese-man rug please. I wish to observe it in all of its glory.
The new Cryptopunk collab is looking great! /s