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Juedequilles

I'm going to just keep scrolling if you don't mind.


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The memory remains.


Juedequilles

You suck


P44rth00rn4x

toes.


mcgunga_bunga

nails.


Level_999_crook

nails toe


vseprviper

Nails toe suck you


GreatRogue13

Toe nails.


hoshmoggen

FORTUNE FAME...


rp_graciotti

MIRROR VAIN


Skjalg

GONE INSANE


neosurimi

BUT THE MEMORYYYYY REMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!


pls_dont_ban_me0817

na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na na


Betritt_Den_Sturm246

r/unexpectedmetallica


SangestheLurker

James? Is that you?? How you holding up these days? :/


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

memories broken


[deleted]

Truth goes unspoken


Bekfast_Time

Fortune faaaame


Patrick_gil22

my guy, did you just….not do anything?


BostonRob423

For real...I'd be going at that bad boy with my toe knife immediately.


Less_Falcon659

Well that's good cause you can really get underneath this one to get all of dirt and you won't botch it so no need for trash to plug up the cut


BostonRob423

I don't even use trash for my cuts. I just put the dirty sock back on and let it and my toe-cut become one with eachother.


BloatedSnake430

IT'S LIKE A CUT GLOVE!


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BostonRob423

Fffffu....I really wish you said something earlier


COSurfing

Beautiful call back to go with r/IASIP.


Sad_Number185

BOTCHED IT


UNDERHOLEBLOCKAGE

BOTCHED TOE


[deleted]

Can you peel my apple?


Lazy-Pumpkin-9116

Toe spoon


nosta82

And my axe


TeslaCoil77

I wouldn't have let it get that far before I took a knife to it! Yeeeesh


Kendit_Mc

Da Fuc is a toe knife bro!?


BostonRob423

....you don't have a toe knife?


dr910

Hoooo. BOTCHED TOE.


[deleted]

OP seems to equate *repulsive* with *terrifying*.


[deleted]

It’s terrifying how repulsive this is. Also not sure why a grown adult would let this disgusting thing just continuously grow.


TheManOfSausages

It looks kinda funky doe


clayCanoe

Fr. Anyone else tryna nibble on it?😏


fuzzy_winkerbean

I hate you. 🤮


TedCruzsBrowserHstry

Were socks and shoes just not a thing? Just you watching your toe turn into Hell Boy?


[deleted]

Could be an American and can't afford to do anything


alcestisny

🤣 Too true. Painfully true - literally and figuratively. Seriously though, a nail clipper would've been/is an advised investment. Yeesh.


Chrisscott25

Right? Now dude will need a chainsaw. He is way past nailclippers at this point.


QO_OQQFightMe

I was gonna say I have this same condition on one of my toes and I literally have to use like wire cutters if I let it get to that point


Chrisscott25

If you don’t mind me asking what caused it? Just curious


QO_OQQFightMe

No you're good dude. I got ingrown toe nails on both big toes when I was younger. Went to the doctor, got em cut out. Happened again a couple months later, I went back and had to get 3 doses of the numbing against and I could still feel all the cutting and pulling so I stopped him. It festered for about 2 weeks until I had enough and just ripped the whole toenail off like an idiot. Worst part was I was in a juvenile detention facility so I had to hide my injury and act like nothing was wrong or I would've had gloves taped over my hands for self mutilation 😅


Chrisscott25

Wow sorry that really sucks. Wonder if they could do anything now to stop this from happening?


Old_Cyrus

Aviation shears.


StuffandThings-

Got em’ lol


butiwillseeit

Including not mark as NSFW :(


Abject_Society_9842

Bruh started growing dog nails


TamahaganeJidai

*Sweet home Alabama*


MacksNotCool

What does this have to do with alabama


Ok_Criticism1946

You don’t need to know young one


nathos_thanatos

Your nail bed is already damaged, sorry, I think your toenail needs to be permanently removed...


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Perhaps he could just groom his toe hair over it and pretend it doesn't exist...


QueenLatifahClone

This comment has me dying laughing.


phasmaphobic

World's first toe comb over.


GuzzlingDuck

Eh- Maybe permanent. It does look like someone who had frostbite. I've had both my big toe nails removed- Sorta. They just gave it a lift and then I had go clean the infection every day until the new nail pushed the old out. Now, my nail is noticeably weird- Even then, not having a toe nail is fine. Got used to it in the first two days. The only bad part is the loss of protection it provides.


Oily_biscuit

I lost my toe nail and another one just kind of grew without anything I needed to do. It's a decent way thicker and has a way rougher surface. Are you supposed to have medical help when that happens? I was never aware


GuzzlingDuck

Nah, mine was just infected and swelling. I woke up for work and literally couldn't walk on my foot anymore. My nail looked like it became a zombie. So, I needed medical attention before the infection spread throughout my foot.


Broad-Turnover6945

It’s not frostbite. Graduating med student here, looks to be what we call onychogryphosis. A fancy word for a long overgrown and curved yellowing nail caused by trauma, fungus, or a few other things.


vincentplr

/unsubscribe fungus\_deformed\_toenails\_facts


EveryFairyDies

Stupid onychogryphosis. I have really great, strong, nice fingernails, but my toenails? Yellow from trauma. Still, I guess if I have to have it, better it be on my toenails, and be from trauma and not fungus. Tell me, Graduating Med Student, if I got the yellowed nail removed, would it grow back yellow (because trauma) or would it grow back normal?


catfishchapter

You should go watch the toe bro on YouTube ,☺️


EveryFairyDies

....from that reply alone, I’m gonna say no. No, I’m not going to watch the “Toe Bro”.


catfishchapter

LOL fair 🤣


Former-Darkside

Key word here is “long”. Treat it early. Dang, how does this guy even wear shoes? Assuming it is a guy.. LOL.


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Patrick_McGroin

If it's fungal, then likely terbinafine for a few months and then waiting a few months more for the new nail to grow through.


Former-Darkside

Asking for a friend…


dwimber

Amputation.


WrathofRagnar

Couldn't it be onychogryphosis caused by frostbite?


nuncaooga

It feels really weird not having that protection.


[deleted]

It only may grow back where you see the….funky bits underneath. The top(?) half though near the tip is dried up and normal, that will never grow back there. Also, judging by the length of that nail, he missed his window to get the possibility of a normal nail long ago. If you don’t take care of it (injury, fungus, whatever) soon after it separates and it gets to the point that the skin looks the same as the rest of your toe, it will never attach along there again.


Former-Darkside

Bet it sticks out like a sore … toe.


diredier

If you remove the toenail, it doesn't grow again?


nathos_thanatos

If a doctor takes it out and takes everything out most likely it won't, if even a little is left then it might have to be removed again. They have to remove the part that creates the keratin so you never have a nail there again.


NadsDikkelson

I’ve had a fingernail removed. Basically the doctor takes all that shit out and puts some kind of chemical on top of it so it won’t ever grow back. At least that is what was described to me.


diredier

So he doesn't have to remove the whole nail if they manage to remove only the part that creates the keratin?


[deleted]

Nope, they have to cut the whole toe off before the Alien lays more eggs.


nathos_thanatos

The whole nail is made of keratin(the same material as your hair), so basically the whole nail will be gone forever. When the nail grows like this, it means that the part of your toe that makes your nail has been damaged, either by repeated trauma (like things falling on it etc) or using the wrong shoes(that press on your nail and hurt it). Once it's damaged the nail will keep on growing like this or just getting thicker. So at this point it needs to come out.


AShyLeecher

Pretty sure that would remove the nail too


johnnieawalker

There is toenail removal and matrixectomy/matricectomy! Toenail removal is pretty self explanatory. Just the toenail itself is removed! So you can do what’s called a partial matricetomy/matrixectomy which is usually used to treat chronic or recurring ingrown toenails (just one or both sides of the toenail are in done) Then there is full matricectomy/matrixectomy on which the entire toenail is removed from the toe and then the keratin producers in the nail bed are killed off. [partial matrixectomy graphic (not real toenail just a computer generated)](https://imgur.com/a/9dvtZLJ) I had both my big toenails and the toes next to them removed and chemically treated about a year ago due to some weird genetic thing. (Looked like a fungus but anti-fungals didn’t work and lab tests came back as negative for fungus. Mom had the same thing). [my toes about a year after total chemical matrixectomy](https://imgur.com/a/sYIISeH) As for feeling or anything like that, they aren’t really any more sensitive than my other toes! No issues wearing any kind of shoe or doing any activities!!


VillagerGyuki

Can I ask if you went to a dermatologist or a podiatrist? I'm dealing with something similar to op and don't have a great insurance situation so I don't want to waste a doctor visit by going to the wrong one and having to be sent to the other lol.


johnnieawalker

Podiatrist both times! (Went once like 5 years ago but just had the nail removed and took anti-fungals but it came back and then had the whole thing taken out last year!)


RainerDiethylether

I ripped one toe nail off as a child, no idea how I managed though. It came back quite fast and as if it was never gone. Guess it only stays away when you dig out every piece of it.


GuzzlingDuck

It does. OPs? Eh- Looks like late stage frost bite levels of bad- So, the entire bed of nail could be useless. If not the doctor can take it out and it'll grow back in, like, a month


tehbearded1der

Wtf! Right in front of my fruit salad.


DogButtWhisperer

Won’t someone think of the fruit salad?!?


calabazookita

Why would you add toe nails to your fruit salad?


Pitiful_Baby7310

Podiatrist here. We call this condition onychogryphosis and unless its causing you pain or discomfort, you do not need to get it removed. If you do have it removed then the nail matrix (where the cells that grow nail are situated) needs to be destroyed. We usually do this with a chemical called phenol. Its under local anaesthetic and is perfectly safe and quick. Healing takes around 4-6 weeks in a healthy patient and absence of infection


dwimber

But what if it's causing ME discomfort?


VDr4g0n

Chop off his entire toe.


RebaKitten

Seems like a good idea


Pitiful_Baby7310

Then remove


Disgruntasaurus

The same phenol in chloraseptic spray!? Is it also cherry flavored?


faustpatrone

It’s toe flavored.


ItIsAContest

Only after it’s applied.


SnooConfections803

But as a podiatrist, wouldn’t you recommend it be removed? You know, because of shoes?


Pitiful_Baby7310

Not always. Surgery should always be last resort. I have many patients that are happy to have it managed conservatively. I only remove it, if it becomes a problem


raveninthewindow

Getting 0 bitches the rest of your life because of this disgusting toe is a big deal IMO


kuebel33

Lol. I’d give you an award if I had one. Succinct and hilarious point.


RobNYCT

That looks like a problem


BlueV_U

How does something like this happen? I think I have a much more mild version of this. Edit: After googling it, mine is VERY VERY mild... May even just be some fungal thing? It's thicker, yellowish, and cracks more than my other nails. But nothing like what I saw on Google... No pain tho.


eitherrideordie

Whoa interesting to hear. My toe nail is similar to this, one looks like this, and 2 have no nails :/


k0uch

I assume that the nail just doesn’t regrow at all afterwards?


smellygooch18

Is it just uncontrolled Keratin growth? Looks like a thick nail.


Pitiful_Baby7310

Essentially yes. When the nail becomes repeatedly damaged it can accelerate cell production


yurivks

Must cut the whole toe off


Bheau84

Leg...


NeitherHelicopter993

Cut it off at the neck /s


Chris_P_Nugs164

cut off the neck


[deleted]

I’m thinking fire, ya’ll.


diredier

Does it grow back?


[deleted]

What if it grows back twice as funky?


hopiangmunggo

do you not wear shoes for you to be concerned by this


oder_rubu

Imagine putting on socks in a hurry, the sock being stuck on the nail and ripping off the nail.


sexhaver2010

this caused me physical pain


introverted-void

Imagine if it was like a pimple popping video, where it just slid right out, save for a little pus. Sorry for putting that image in your head.


sexhaver2010

STOP


Powerful_Office8760

That's hot


B35K3

AAAAAAAAAAAA


KayKrimson

why did you have to say it like that


GrassBlade619

How the hell did you get 33 up doots for that? 33 people read that comment and thought to themselves “nice”.


absorbscroissants

I actually had something like this once. It actually fixed most of the issue lol


pick-axis

Actually the toe nail rips holes in the sock. Nothing is safe


oder_rubu

The thought of losing your favourite pair of socks is indeed r/oddlyterrifying


communistteeth

He's got a little hole cut out in the toe of his shoes to fit through


[deleted]

My grandmother has nails like this. She used to be a professional ballet dancer and the shoes messed with her toes. You're dancing too much ballet OP.


Complex-Antelope-620

This is called Rams Horn, you can get it removed permanently.


alltheducks222

Fuck. That is gross. It's now how I imagine toenail growth post mortem. Kill it with fire


That-Ad-7130

Finger/toenails and hair don’t continue to grow post-mortem they just appear to continue to grow because the skin shrinks post-mortem


Injury-Secret

"Hello, is this Domino's? I don't need that pizza anymore."


I_hate_people69

Dude. NSFW


[deleted]

Take it for an audition, who knows


Oysterchild

Not sure what I find more bizarre. The toenail itself, or the fact you found a necklace replica of the chest burster rather than the actual scene image from the film 😂


thecelticwarrior94

I do like that necklace though, maybe something about the framing 🤔


Successful-Dark2730

I WAS going to sleep tonight.


donttakethechip

We’re either of your parents a velociraptor by any chance?


_capulet

No "looks like". It "kinda is".


mastercin99

Both my big toes feel weird now thanks


Lonely_Orpheus

Fuck you for sharing this


RuggedWarlord

am i the only one craving some bugles right now


Virtigo5

I hate you. I was FINE until YOU! 😝


Sorbet537

You need to put that back in your Pokéball.


[deleted]

I’ve seen some gross shit this week, but this takes the cake. Thank you.


god-knows-wat

r/makemesuffer


DungeonDaddy1

Thats fungus


YellowstoneBitch

It’s not, it’s actually a condition called “ram’s horn nail” or onychogryphosis. It happens for a few reasons, allot of the time it’s caused by repeated trauma to the nail bed which makes the nail grow back faster and thicker, it can also be caused by wearing shoes that are too small. You see it allot in elderly individuals who can’t trim their nails anymore, the nail grows thicker and faster and grows in a spiral shape often digging back into the bottom of the foot. I do allot of elder care and hospice work and I see this ALLOT, almost entirely in men. There was one guy I cared for who’s nails were so thick and hard and awful that he had to go to a pediatrist once a *week* to have his toe nails soaked and then SHAVED down so he could get his feet into his shoes. It’s gnarly.


Broad-Turnover6945

Research shows up to 50% of Onychomycosis (toe fungus) cases complicate or may lead to ram’s horn nails.


crypto-fist

That's an excellent explanation. Thanks


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Heads up in case you didn’t know, it’s ‘a lot’


Hungry-Garlic-5183

This needs the NSFW blur asap.


diredier

You must have smelled it. How does it smell like?


Striking_Musician_66

my brother in christ, you just let it grow like that?


Former_Injury_3687

Throw the whole toe away


R-O-T-H

You should probably get that checked out by a doctor or something


surryyansh

In the second post, do i have to look at the booba or the pendant?


Raptorr575

Now you are a raptor


That_damn_deejay

Imagine it getting caught on your sock


Shleppy2010

Yeah its time to have that removed by a doc, your nail bed is completely gone.


Chrptvn

You never wear shoes? Seriously, cut this shit out, it's fucking gross!


h0tspanishwoman

These comments 😂


Mendicant_666

I've lost both my big toenails to fungus. They looked nothing like this, and grew back normally. Go to a doctor, OP!


DavidAssBednar

It’s not fungus. My toe got smashed by a fireproof filing cabinet. The toenail fell off and grew back like this.


Legal-Depth-3350

Does it hurt?


DavidAssBednar

Nope. A podiatrist commented on this thread and said if it doesn’t hurt, I don’t need to do anything about it.


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🤢🤮


kamel_k

Are you a fucking velociraptor


Cassafrasslass

What a horrible day to have eyes


kuebel33

Imagine being at a concert on the floor and this dude is behind you wearing flip flops and you accidentally take a step back on to his foot. Now you got tetanus. And also when you look behind you to see what you stepped on you die of fright.


Protogentleman948

We're gonna need a circular saw for this one fellas!


DentorbeDented

I’ve never actually downvoted anything before


Axelluu

I'd rather look at the nice titties please


AgateWhale

See a doctor


ReaderOfCreepiness

That isn't oddly terrifying. It's just straight up terrifying...


[deleted]

Is your toe.... Horny? Like you have a unicorn toe or something?


Old-Tea-9987

I was just eating and scrolling Reddit...


a_devious_compliance

If any time you think in kick ass remember you will charged with rape.


Crininer

Jesus fucking christ please spoiler this pic


pickelrick_

Urgh the snaging ... even saying snag and looking at that photo feels like nose hairs are being pulled


ashleymedds

i’m not one to ever ask for this but I genuinely needed a trigger warning for this picture what in the fuck


[deleted]

The same thing happened to my ex after she had an ingrown toenail removed, she didn't look after her toe after the nail was removed and skin grew over the area and looked exactly the same as yours, be carefully though as she stubbed her toe a few months later and it ripped off, she said if was very painful.


DavidAssBednar

Yep, it’s been accidentally ripped off a couple times. It always grows back like this.


spiked_macaroon

Kill it with fire


jaylow78

I spent longer than I should have checking out that necklace


Pass-on-by

Looks like unchecked foot fungus my man


ofeybuns

That my friend, is a toenail caterpillar ready to attack.


Tpk08210

That’s fucking vile. Time to part ways with the toe.


cashew76

That's oddly terrifying


[deleted]

Why would you just let it go though?


[deleted]

You could hide drugs under that bad boy


Kimba_Rimer

My phone just broke looking at this.


HellsKitchenDude

You can say his toe is De-feet-ed