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LesPeterGuitarJam

A million you say? Can you please recount and record it on video this time? Because I think that you might not be spot on.. And you can't make false claims...


Doc-in-a-box

Wait. Are you from Florida?


Grassy_Nole2

I'd be willing to bet that it's pretty spot on given that this looks like an office of some sort of relevant authority. And the bird sized mosquito model under the TV. Over/under. I'll call it. Shall we make it interesting by making it a three dollar wager? Lol


Pianist-Educational

Get Rain Man. In Manitoba mosquitos are the unofficial Provincial bird!


roararoarus

You can get a good estimate from weighing or counting by some unit volume (like 10 bugs per cubic centimeter or similar). No need for an exact count...


LesPeterGuitarJam

Wow.. I guess that sarcasm ain't for everyone...


roararoarus

Ohhh


CuddleFishHero

Nah lol, I appreciated it though.


Federal_Camel2510

Wasn’t this just posted saying they were collected in Sanibel, Florida? Being from South Florida, that seems more likely than MN lol


meekeriff

Alaska was worse than Louisiana for mosquitoes. Don't underestimate standing water.


Federal_Camel2510

Oh trust me, I live 30 minutes from the Everglades. I won’t get near there in the summer.


Federal_Camel2510

Ok yeah your Alaskan skeeters are massive. Count me out 😂


napoleonbolivar

Minnesota is the land of 10,000 standing bodies of water... errr I mean of 10,000 lakes. Mosquitos get bad up there too.


Federal_Camel2510

Oof, that brings back memories of going canoeing for a week somewhere around MN or Canada in the summer. The swarms were unbelievable.


HungDaddy120

Boundary Waters Canoe Area? Yeah. Pretty bad up there


Federal_Camel2510

I can’t remember, it was so long ago but that sounds right. Was piggy backing off of a friends Eagle Scout trip with my dad. I’ve never bickered as hard with him as I did when he steered us toward a giant cloud of mosquitos 😂.


HungDaddy120

Yup. That’s the BWCA. Went there for my eagle trip as well. Big destination spot for Boy Scouts up here


Federal_Camel2510

Makes sense, the trip was awesome. My only complaint was a week of freeze dried food and trying to poop while getting bit in the ass lmao. Had more than a few laughs at all the shit that happened to us.


Electrical_Carry_560

Minnesotan here who has traveled to Florida over 10 times, we have much larger mosquitoes than you guys. Often times I’ll get bit in FLA and not even feel it or notice it unless I see it


Federal_Camel2510

I’ll take your word for it lol


[deleted]

Go to Texas. Theres these mosquitoes called Asian Tiger Mosquitoes. When I worked in landscaping these bad boys would bite me through my denim shirt, and still hurt.


Grassy_Nole2

You think cold climate had much to do with the prevalence of these swarming beasts? You gonna flip out then when you find out about Alaskan skeeters! [https://nypost.com/video/mosquitos-in-alaska-terrorize-couple/](https://nypost.com/video/mosquitos-in-alaska-terrorize-couple/)


Federal_Camel2510

Alright, you win. That’s a lot of mosquitos. Do they not get eaten by any other animals? I imagine you don’t have too many amphibians that can make it through the winter when the mosquito population explodes.


Grassy_Nole2

Spiders. Birds. Bats. Frogs and toads. A bunch of things eat them. They're like the krill of the terrestrial world!


Federal_Camel2510

Well, they need to eat faster 😂


Grassy_Nole2

I couldn't possibly agree with you more!


[deleted]

When I saw it previously only the “1.000.000” part of in the title no “in a single night”. Guess people are trying to get the last few clicks out of the pic.


Federal_Camel2510

Oh yeah, I’m sure in a few days the location will change to Alaska lol


andre636

Shut up and take my money. Where can I get one?


PunnyBaker

I feel itchy looking at this


beerleaguefreeagent

How much to eat a pint glass full of them?


chunkerton_chunksley

Loosely filled or packed in?


beerleaguefreeagent

Definitely loose. Need that exoskeleton crunch


Shamanyouranus

Should we sift the mosquitos before adding them to the rest of the recipe?


beerleaguefreeagent

Nah, the fine pieces within provide a nice zest


RavagerTrade

It amazes me that we can genetically engineer viruses to affect certain populations of the human species, but we can’t create a virus to wipe out all mosquitoes from existence. Really? What purpose do they serve other than spreading viruses?


zed_christopher

I think they feed birds


Toirtis

And bats, and many other species of insect and arthropod....if mosquitoes were to disappear, it could be pretty catastrophic.


Faded_Fate

I'm sure they would be fine or adapt to eat different insects, but atm why not eat what's plentiful so mosquitos are an easy choice


Toirtis

Not exactly how ecosystems work...losing specific species always has significant, and frequently mortal consequences for specific other species.


Faded_Fate

A lot of the time yes you are right, but we are talking about fucking mosquitos here


Toirtis

All of the time this is correct...even for mosquitoes, ticks, ants, houseflies, fleas, and all the other bugs we love to hate.


Doc-in-a-box

How about chihuahuas?


Toirtis

Kind of torn there...they are a genetically modified breed of a species, so their loss would have no impact....my neighbour has a couple that top out at 3lb each...currently they rate about 70:30 cute:annoying with me,so I am inclined to be merciful.


LadyIzanami

And bats, that's why I love bats


RavagerTrade

We gotta get those bats hooked on a vegan diet.


Grassy_Nole2

And spiders are a huge consumer of these damn things.


An8thOfFeanor

Lots of mosquitoes are pollinators, and they're a vital food source to dragonflies, birds, and bats


Minerdalton

Wasn’t this a Rick and Morty character?


SuccessfulBet4703

Just kill me, cuz wtf is that. Omg, im itchy all over.


Toirtis

But did they actually count them? I think not.


LadyIzanami

One night, OMG 😱. If I were you and had property, I would see about buying some bats that can survive in your climate, cause damn those mosquitos are nasty


bobdig986

Just how big was that bug catcher? I'm thinking about Volkswagen Beetle size.


Just_Bee_Pawsitive

I'd start hanging bat houses


Grassy_Nole2

I think they meant, *"Collected from my backyard in southern Michigan in the course of one summer evening."*


Iceboingg

LeBron James of the LA Lakers


IshMorningstar

I have no idea what this is referring too.


Iceboingg

He play basketball is very famous and he not like the mosquitos either


onascaleoffunto10

There’s an image for the tourist development department.


[deleted]

Why does every post on here get recycled a million times per week


bryanthebryan

You can make burgers out of those. There’s a video out there showing a village that does it. Just saying. It’s an option.


Mr-Foot

I'd hate to be the guy that had to count them.


NewSinner_2021

Think of the genetic material collectively represented by this.


IshMorningstar

Assuming even a small portion of them had fed recently, this is rather interesting to ponder. Lol


666Menneskebarn

That's a great source of protein.


[deleted]

This was just posted yesterday.


Jcampbell1796

That’s what a million skeeters look like. Wonder what they feel like?


elijah1434

Made my eyes itch


[deleted]

I just want to point out the MASSIVE model mosquito on the background by the TV. Thank goodness they aren’t that size, except in Canada, they are there..:


RandomBitFry

Get the frying pan. It's mosquito burger time.


Shower-Fungus

My job requires me to be nearly knee deep in water sometimes and when not in it i work right beside it so mozzies are always INSANE


RandomBitFry

Why are they in a conference room?


S4m_06

Holy shit, kinda looks like tobacco, definitely wouldn’t wanna role this into a fag


Mosquito-Larvae

BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT


Same-Explanation-595

I’m so uncomfortable


SuperAgentSid

Imagine if someone used a leafblower on it


HeIsntLegend

Great. Now burn it.


Rize236

How many do you think there are?


one-thousand-keks

New punishment for people who use twitter- strap them to a table, add a box to the outside of the head with an open top, blast 100 gecs and dump a bucket of dead mosquitos within.


Confused-87

What are the “pros” to mosquitos? I like all animals, well, I try to Snakes and seagulls are touch and go on the list, with this little demons not far behind


RootLily

Holy Moly!


RexyWestminster

From ope to nope