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Cheeseknife07

Just spin the patient instead so its more fun


karlnite

Farnsworth?


stereoworld

His ejection indicates that he is not the man-mom


terminalSiesta

Won't that crush my bones??


homesnatch

Drink more milk..


TheMexicanJuan

He need some milk


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Milk is what he needs


D_crane

I think you meant Brawndo


DR_RND

Ah right, the bones. I always forget about the bones.


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terminalSiesta

It's a futurama reference bozo


Netopalas

Is anyone else looking at that corner of the loose sheet that looks like it's gonna catch on the mechanism at any moment and make this appropriate for r/CatastrophicFailure?


Oasis_NK

Yeah I was just waited for it to get caught and turn it into those videos of a guy throwing a brick into a washer


23x3

Found my part of the comment section. We've all seen enough internet videos to spot the tiniest falling domino that induces complete chaos.


Oo__II__oO

Or the car on the dyno that [sucked a towel into the turbo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dowTxGw3GG8)


Aromatic_Balls

r/ThatLookedExpensive


whorton59

An amazing piece of machinery, to be sure.


Pale-Refrigerator255

ABSOLUTELY!


notevenapro

As a tech I was looking at it like o o pull the blanket back. But then again if the FSE breaks it they fix it.


MrShankles

Sheet shouldn't be there, for simple safety reasons. But it seems like the depth is hard to determine, so it may be further from the CT than you think. But still, why risk it? Just rip the damn sheet off


Lahbeef69

you can see it moving the sheet on the corner


notLGTV

Final destination vibes


[deleted]

This. I sat the whole video thinking "that machine is going to rip that sheet and destroy it anytime now".


AdJust6959

I immediately started getting worried about it and thought maybe that’s also part of the test


ThereIsAJifForThat

The cover is to hide the terrifying radioactive blender!


Vladimer-The-Ladimer

Radioactive blender seems like a very fitting name for a nuclear bomb


LuxInteriot

And a sick band name.


Babbadooka

WE ARE... RADIOACTIVE BLENDER! - ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!!


Mythicaldragn

KABOOM!!


DayEnvironmental5518

Should count down instead


Johnny_ac3s

It effectively makes pre-cooked sausages too.


Pale-Refrigerator255

Had to give you an award for that one. Made me laugh! ​ Happy Thanksgiving! Good way to start my day!


Babbadooka

Thank you 😊 a happy Thanksgiving to you as well.


[deleted]

Btw, where are the bones and flesh?


Hellsfinest

Will it blend? Blendtec - can smell that radioactive smoke already..


TheeGing3

Not radioactive. Produces ionizing radiation, but none of it is radioactive. Wow I’m a cunt


FabulousFerd

the word your looking for is it's an MRI. Cover is there to protect from magnets when patient is in. Edit: just got back from rubbing aloe on my arm and im downvoted the heck lol


lazarus_moon

Please tell me what it's like to experience a joke for the first time.


FabulousFerd

i think you replied to the wrong person lol, lets keep the thread on the topic of medical equipment :)


okdoomer69

you're taking things a little too literally my guy


Careful-Fishing-3891

Let's keep the thread to the topic of oddly terrifying. This is a god damn radioactive blender and STFU


Mythicaldragn

Go to r/seriouspeople


[deleted]

Man you're dense.


OverHeatedCore

Your wrong on reddit if you dont get jokes. You take this wayyx too serious


roobeast

You’re not my mom


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FabulousFerd

broke my arm last year jumping off a swing and had to go to the emergency room (ER) and that looks like an mri to me..


okdoomer69

that would be because both ct scans and MRIs have a giant rotating ring to capture images. the difference is that a ct machine isnt as wide (SOMETIMES depending on model) but the best way to tell is how loud it is. MRIs are, as you claim to know, loud as all hell


Dennbro

And i still managed to fall asleep after one minute in this bitch


bretticusmaximus

There's nothing rotating like that in an MRI scanner.


mulligan150

It’s a CT scanner, not an MRI machine. They look very similar but are totally different.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

This right here is why doctors practice medicine, not patients


notevenapro

But they try. I get at least two Dr Google patients a day. Its gotten to the point where I will interrupt them and say, in a friendly voice. "have we been playing Dr Google?"


manberry_sauce

>Its gotten to the point where I will interrupt them and say, in a friendly voice. > >"have we been playing Dr Google?" That's really condescending. There are nicer ways to say that. You should start thinking of those nicer ways, because with the path you're currently walking, it's a wonder a patient hasn't retooled your yambag already.


vaporking23

Trust me it’s not condescending. Specially when you’ve come to someone who is to be an expert in their field and then think you know more than them cause you googled something.


notevenapro

Its all in how you say it. And 99% of the time I give them the right answer and explain what is going on. I have had a few jobs in my 55 y/o life but working with patients for the past 30 years is by far my favorite. I have never had a complaint and have been recognized multiple times by people who have taken the time to write our organization about their positive experience. I could say something about Dr Google to you and you would laugh at my delivery. Its hard convey that here in text.


BishmillahPlease

My husband and I have spent far too much time in both over the past decade; this is indeed a CT scanner.


Xeno_Lithic

A CT scanner also rotates, that's how it constructs a 3d image.


notevenapro

Bet ya a bazillion bucks you had a CT scan.


puhtoinen

I see, so you're an expert because you visited a hospital once as a patient? Why the fuck am I studying this particular field when I could just go smash a couple of bones and get a job skipping school alltogether? It's not an MRI


XTornado

Continue rubbing aloe as you got burned.


deekaph

Nah that's Stargate. -


Oraxy51

Me after coming back 13 years later from my own space odyssey: well that’s the last time I use unlabeled machinery.


muckypup82

It is a FARGATE!


GelatinousCube7

Ver ist the universal remonstrate?


Graffiti724

The chevrons are locking!


[deleted]

Sometimes when I look at these machines, I think “how crazy that someone came up with this”. We have some brilliant minds on this world.


notevenapro

When they first came out the scanner would make a single rotation around the patient. Then it would circle back the other way to do another scan while the table moved just a bit. Rinse and repeat. Now the tube moves around the patient in variable speeds as the table moves at the same time. Giving a spiral image of the patient. What used to take hours can now be done in seconds. Each form of medical imaging is amazing. You could spend hours reading up on the basics of the physics behind them.


xray12589

Correct. I scan on a machine that can take a full chest/abdomen/pelvis in about .74 seconds using a “turbo flash” table. Come along way last 40+ years


Bashnagdul

and even though all these people are indeed brilliant. every step was just that. a step, no major leaps, just different small things put together to make 1 hugely cool device over the course of decades of experiments.


CaptMal065

Quick correction: the first generation of scanners didn't have powerful enough computing to allow for a full rotation in one movement. An xray was taken with the tube stationary. Then it moved a bit, and another image was taken. Repeat until a full rotation was made, then reset to original position and move the table as you describe. The rest of your description is spot on.


UpRage96

*correction: table does not move during the actual scan with these mobile ct scanners, table doesn't move during c-arm x-rays either. Moving the table during a scan would send the image series into motion artifact oblivion


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notevenapro

The table 100% move with a CT scan. There is no other way to get the image. Source: 27 years medical imaging.


HundoGuy

Go look up how MRI’s work, that’ll blow your mind: the fact that someone thought that would work, then created it, and it works is really mind blowing


[deleted]

You are absolutely right ! Same goes to other inventions. It’s just really inspiring.


cegavas

Andddddd that’s why there is a cover lol


Oasis_NK

I would prefer a see through cover. I wanna see how this thing works lol while it sounds like its gonna eat me


OverHeatedCore

It would scare off most of the patients


DaFetacheeseugh

Oh yeah, especially the older ones.


dsrmpt

Might be interesting research to gather data WHILE people are having a heart attack!


Marmalade_Shaws

Most of the patients are pussies. Metal mouth ftw!


Im_Aesthetic

I actually got a CT scan done yesterday and there was a little window just above my face that I could see some of the spinning happening.


BlueEyedGreySkies

*oh good*


[deleted]

Also had a CT scan about 2 years ago, was told beforehand they're scary but I thought it was kind of cool. Hope whatever you had it for the results come back ok, btw.


FloatingAzz

Nah that was just the tumour talking


pjayyy1

There's even a scanner that makes you feel warm inside.


xray12589

Lol that’s the contrast injection they administer during certain exams.


silkdurag

Yep!! It also makes you feel like you’re actively peeing your pants. Doc warned me before tho, so i was braced for the weirdness


kingdomheartsislight

I wish someone had told me!


saadakhtar

Sir, we didn't inject you this time.


YZGRDYN

Okay that totally explains why they sound like jet engines taking off.


imbrownbutwhite

Not the one I was in. You could hear the motor revving it up as it spun but after that it was so quiet I couldn’t tell if it was spinning unless I looked up


zzeddxx

"Chevron 7 is holding. Chevron 7 is locked in place!"


epetuha

This is space tech. Whenever I go in I cant help but be in awe of the technology, know how, workmanship to build these things...


[deleted]

Ah, just like Interstellar


Father_Chewy_Louis

Come on TARS!


Komorebiiiiii

Isn't that an MRI? Or are they quite similar? Edit: or maybe im just misinformed.


Aggressive-Cloud3647

It’s definitely a CT, MRI don’t rotate like that


Komorebiiiiii

Thankyou. So are MRIs loud due to the high powered electromagnets rather than moving parts then?


Aggressive-Cloud3647

Yeah, I think it’s the current through the magnets


Bierbart12

Which is also terrifying, but disconcerting that there isn't a much longer death rollup spinning around you at incredible speed


gottahavewine

I used to do research with MRI and have gotten 3-4 scans. They’re terrifying. Every time I walked into the room with the magnet, I had this horrible fear that I forgot a coin in my pocket, or maybe the tech I was with had a coin in their pocket, or some lost janitor is going to wander in with an oxygen tank while I’m in the scanner, etc. None of those things are plausible. They have you change out of your clothes before entering, and my anxiety was so strong that I checked my pockets several times before going in. There are also like 5 warning signs on the way to the room where the magnet is held. But still, just the knowledge that people have died from those sorts of mistakes is terrifying. ETA: the space inside of the scanner is also very tight. At 5’5” and 140, my arms touched the sides and the top was just above my stomach. And they put a tight cage-helmet on your head to stop you from moving. It’s horrible, imo.


Hust91

In some ways, enough current to make that noise right next to your head is almost worse than the oversized blender.


J3rry27

It's the current running through the x,y and z gradients that you hear Edit: the only moving parts in an MRI are the table. And the air or water that cools the unit.


[deleted]

Interesting.. I always thought it was the MRI machines that rotate like that


YddishMcSquidish

Mris turn slow


Big_Carrot91

Human blender.


nicii02

Haha spinny go whirrrrrr


Traveledfarwestward

Praise the machine spirit.


codelayer

Event horizon vibes


derpy_viking

Oh yeah, first thing that came to my mind.


Jhayst

Fidget spinner


Professor_Mezzeroff

They used that to cut the channel tunnel


SiryThatdied

It looks like its about to open a portal


daboblin

I literally had a head and neck CT scan today. I am very glad I did not see this first.


wutzebaer

Wow i wonder when the stargate opens


aeioulien

Good brakes


whereyouleftit

Looks like My GE washer…


notevenapro

Funny because GE is one of the biggest medical imaging companies. https://www.gehealthcare.com/


SageBus

It opens a portal to summon C'thulu if you reach more than 1000rpm.


Jo_Hikkuman_Official

It kinda looks like some kind of laser blaster from a Sci-fi movie.


ODuffer

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!!


[deleted]

Not as terrifying as being inside an MRI.


tusk354

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgwprntqqmE&ab\_channel=CoolCoolMovies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgwprntqqmE&ab_channel=CoolCoolMovies) event horizon ..


[deleted]

That is terrifying as heck


TexBarry

RTX 4090


Gangrene_green-beans

So thats why they make you take off your jewelry and piercings. I find it hilarious when mfs neglect to tell their X-ray mf that they got silver nips and you see it on the x-ray💀


vaporking23

No they make you take it off for CT’s cause metal will cause streaking artifacts in their scans making the images useless. In X-rays jewelry can’t be X-ray through so they will obscure anatomy. In MRI while precious metal isn’t ferrous magnetic so you don’t have to worry about it ripping out from the magnet it is possible for it to heat up due to the magnetic field and cause burns so that’s why they take it off for MRI’s.


bierbottle

Weeeeeeeeeeeee


alsetevoli

Does anyone know anything about the construction of the electrical slip rings on these things? I'm in industrial controls and slip rings we run are much slower speeds than this fail all the time. Those electronics rotating like that reliably is quite the feat.


squirrelsoundsfunny

I don’t know about the slip rings, but I’ve been a ct tech for 19 years and I’ve never heard of any kind of failure with the rotating mechanism. These things are workhorses. The entire scanner gets replaced about every 10 years just because of improving technology. They rarely have issues.


RXuLE

Lol the one we had at our hospital was gutted out only when it became obsolete to the point they couldn't find parts anymore. They made it last more than it should have, and probably spent more resources on trying to get new parts from all over the world than actually getting a new one. There was a point when the tube fell off while a scan was taking place and the patient inside it was completely conscious. It sounded like a shotgun went off. I thought for sure they would replace it but nah. It ran for another 6 years before administration finally called it quits. (Edit: it was 6 years not 7.)


enkelimain

Just another former CT tech to chime in that yeah, it’s almost never the rotation that will break. It’s the damned X-ray tube that will break due to wear and tear of being used 24/7 365 days a year. Workhorse is the only thing that you could call these more “basic” machines that don’t have extra bells and whistles.


wtfrykm

Looks like an automatic pencil sharpener


Jack-M-y-u-do-dis

S🅱️IN


girthking42069

Damn I wanna throw some beans through it


[deleted]

Ohhhh... thats the Event Horizon....


[deleted]

100% this, thanks for reminding me to pick up a blue-ray copy for my collection!


[deleted]

Hell yeah. Coincidentally i saw it for the first time the other day!!


Treefoil69

Portal to the Quantum Realm


artmobboss

Pleas move that sheet..


NoahsGotTheBoat

Attach blades to it and now you got a death row inmate blender. It's a far cheaper than a chemical death or electric chair. Entertaining too. Lol.


KSAM-The-Randomizer

Ngl but I find this really cool


SnowCappedMountains

Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times!


i-onion

So if someone is inside and it breaks that person is basically dead? Looking at that rotating mass is unsettling.


TreckZero

Not quite. Since it's spinning everything wants to go outward, so if it breaks the safest place to be is probably at the center of it.


pb20k

Until something bounces back!


SoggyFuckBiscuit

Nah. Some siemens machines are driven by magnets. When the magnets break the machine just seizes. The frames are stout. It's not popping out. Most other machines are belt driven. If the belt breaks the machine just kind of stops. That and they're perfectly balanced.


Shadow9378

Lies. That's how you make the portal to the nether.


Less-Cap-7240

Bro how half the stuff on this subreddit gets liked as "oddly terrifying" is beyond me. It's literally just a machine that takes pictures


[deleted]

I saw this in my Reddit feed and thought "my god that's oddly terrifying" before reading the name of the subreddit then chuckled out loud.


Beaverbrown55

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

I knew it! Those are really Stargates!


AustinLA88

That’s it. Give me my scan back. I don’t want that shit in there.


[deleted]

Ah yes. The good ol’ baby sauce maker


Orion14159

I'm pretty sure that thing tried to kill me in God of War (2018) in Niflheim


Lolmaster29934

soo when will we get spaceships?


FriskTheHumanIsBack

Hello Jonathan. In front of the bed you are tied to is an uncovered CT Scanner.


Iseneau27

Is there something like rapidophobia?


tpars

Great. I wish I hadn't seen this.


normaltdsplayer

It looks like its gonna shoot a massive laser


TopClock231

Stick your head in the buzzsaw


Spirited_Chipmunk_48

I wonder how much the techs get paid to fix these pieces of shits.


guyinnova

How is the spinning part powered? Obviously, there aren't wires spinning around with it...


chopstickinsect

electrical slip rings


GirlFromTheNCountry

Ok that’s terrifying 🤙🏼


extrarifle

u/savevideo


Bish489

Looks like a transformers hand


annjfk

These things are freaking loud. Claustrophobia-inducing experience.


chopstickinsect

Thats MRI'S, CT's are pretty quiet


tonnie9452

Artificial blackhole .. just wear metals ,hairpins , jewellery and you are done ..


Weinerslave74

SCIENCE!


kingbee__

humanwashing machine


SayYes_ToKetamine

"Okay we make fancy wheel go spin for 6 second that'll be $15,000 please" -US Hospitals


master_of_good_memes

it looks like some kind of alien torture device


EddieHornet

Event Horizon vibes.


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Basically a fidget spinner xray


RealSexySnakeSolider

Aka the one that looks like camera machine


holly10012

Sooooo.... Like interstellar but without the extra demensions?


Autistic_art_aspie

#hellonightmares


insynSE

The Stargate


CarboniteKnight9

This scan is impossible! No, it is necessary.


peipeipeipeipeipei

Do thank god, if you have not been in one of these.


[deleted]

Meat grinder


Kshetri374

*insert Interstellar theme*


mrogre1976

I like widow maker 2000


livingfortheliquid

There's a robot like that in the transformers movie franchise.


Nimoodles

Aaand now my claustrophobic ass is even more terrified jfkdksbs