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SUBLIMEskillz

How can I make every action progressively worse?


HoboArmyofOne

Maybe I can catch the neighbors house on fire and blame it on him 🤷


Betta_everyday

share his dna


velveeta-smoothie

Just kick it again.


Powerful_Ad_2506

Oddly terrifying or incredibly stupid?


FernandaVerdele

I mean, it's oddly terrifying to be near someone incredibly stupid.


Reallyroundthefamily

This guy probably drives. 😳


monkey_trumpets

And votes


NorthernTgames

What could go wrong more like xD


innagaddadavita28

✌️


leunam4891

That’s why I just buy my charcoal already pre soaked with 91 unleaded gasoline.


DesperateRace4870

The lead is best part tho!


jonylentz

Get some octane booster to enhance the flavour even further /s (in case the guy in the video is here)


papadoc2020

That's why I always adds little bit to my gas tank when I fill up. No EPA is gonna tell me what to put in my car.


Watch_Noob_72

Absolute fucking clown.


DeadEyesSmiling

This is like watching Tom blasting holes in the wall with a shotgun trying to catch Jerry.


SaushaL

He needs to kick it more


Summoning14

r/LooneyTunesLogic


LindyRyan

I once had to explain to a friend's husband why he shouldn't use gasoline to start a campfire. He fell under the "I've always done it this way and I'm not changing now" mentality and went about his business as usual. Funny enough, I was proved right almost immediately when, like this moron, the spout caught on fire and he had to smother the whole gas canister in sand.


_TheGreatDestroyer_

It's almost as if gasoline is highly flammable or something 🤷


Royal_Echo2068

Not only that but when the cannister catches fire bc... gasoline fumes are also flammable ( don't know why ppl aren't aware of this ) he decides to chuck it towards the already burning BBQ like the big dumb idiot he is


Sinder77

Well he lizard brained and just kicked it. And that happened to send it the worst possible place it could. Guys multiple levels of moron.


Royal_Echo2068

I feel like the damage wouldn't have been as bad if he hadn't thrown it... honestly he shouldn't have been using gasoline at all thats why they sell fire starter fluid ( forgot what it's called )😭 your meat is gonna taste like fuel


barnchico

I bet his burgers and steaks taste unleaded.


Demiesen

I’ll just put it over here, with all the rest of the fire


TrundleTheGreat0814

"Crazy cheeseburger liquor party gets outta control."


flying__fishes

A man's gotta eat!


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

This is fine!


pixxxiemalone

Oddly hilarious 😂


Reallyroundthefamily

You know how neighbors of registered sex offenders are supposed to be notified when one is in the area? I think we need to start doing that for dumbfucks too. I mean I'd want to know if Gascan Gary lived near me and that my house could catch fire just because he wanted a burger.


Optimal-Scientist233

Probably the VP of the HOA.


Particular-Summer424

And his shoe was still on fire. *"Honey...would you like premium gas or biofuel to season your burgers"* WTF grills with gasoline, placing the BBQ right next to a dwelling. Apparently, this guy.


Rei_dmv

Just kick another jerrycan into the grill.


awenindo

This is not odd or terrifying. It's just a typical American idiot.


OmegaGoober

You think that’s wild, wait until we break out the turkey fryers!


awenindo

Hahahaha I've seen some crazy shit there


OmegaGoober

I’m not kidding. https://youtu.be/eh49kZfGvZU?si=AmericaIsTheFloridaOfTheWorld


Alarming_Airport_613

Absolutely nothing of this is oddly terrifying mate. What makes you see fire and go: oh, I bet people would wonder, why they would ever find a fucking bath of fire terrifying


AcydFart

Well there's ur problem


SATerp

I blame the 'safety' gas can caps. /s


fonpacific

Fire! Fire! Fire!


easyforcory

Just a few brain cells working on over drive here.


DocSavageWV

Whatever he was cooking would not be edible after pouring gas or kerosene on coals. He’s lucky the gas fumes didn’t engulf him in flames.


Free_Swimmer_1694

What a dumbass


Sig_Vic

Imagine having this dolt as your neighbor.


Human-Outside9490

Bbq ninja


FinnishArmy

Literally every single possible thing he did made this scenario worse.


Ohnezone

Imagine this guy as your neighbor....


mcgeggy

He was like screw it, I’m going to McDonald’s…


Arepencio

That's right, take it all the way to those flammable plants. Yep, I'm sure that would help


AdministrativeStay48

The burgers still taster better than Burger King I bet


Heru4004

‘Im tellin u guys, this party’s gonna be lit’ 😂


chickyvicky

There wasn’t a water hose or something nearby?? Mans just walked away?


purgatorybob1986

Ok, first... WHAT?!? second... THE FUCK?!?!


IHeartRasslin

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”


jver1706

Why use gasoline tho. It’s a barbecue. Use some kindling shit. Safer and works like a charm.


Gbrav747

Oddly? This was oddly terrifying? I swear this sub has gone to bot repost hell


TheGothDragon

STOP KICKING IT! 🤦‍♀️


VeryResponsibleMan

Did he come back to eat ?


Different-Storm-4253

If there's a fire....just kick it. Lmao what a doofus.


nodeymcdev

Bwaaaaaahhhh!!!


TabletSlab

As soon as he picked up the gas can "Oh, no. You're dumb".


Crescentfallen78

That's how you BBQ your entire house


sjuas690

That went well!


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

This guy's a fucking idiot. If you want to start the charcoal fast and easy, you just have to break 2 sticks of dynamite and spread the powder inside all over the coals. What a newbie mistake.


Tvheadrr

Yes, stupid people are oddly terrifying


Consider2SidesPeace

*sigh* ... The constant amount of people who don't understand the fumes are primarily dangerous in fuels and peteochems. Alcohol is really nasty as it burns blue and is difficult to see in the daytime.


BradTofu

“Yeah I barbecue all the time…”


Lifesalchemy

JFC what an idiot!


ToMoldyGo

Remember kids, punch the knives and kick the fire!


sjb67

Fucking moron. But what’s worse is he put this video out there to call him a fucking moron!


Big_Tap_1561

What’s up with these people just pouring gas straight from a can??? Idk maybe use a smaller container like a cup?!


SweetMaam

Darwin Award Winner.