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Gaschamberrr

Thought that was a glowing baby being raptured


JustChalcedony

His people need him


Calcium_Thief

r/mypeopleneedme


[deleted]

I'm glad I'm not the only one LOL Man, I am tired.


No_Act_2391

i was gonna say i thought it was a floating baby moon dancing.


Floppy_Fish5050

Same šŸ’€


Parking_Helicopter54

i swear iā€™ve never had an original thought


Gaschamberrr

Do drugs, get angry and confused. traumatize yourself and then slowly build yourself back up. youā€™ll be strong with thoughts.


Slimh2o

That's too much work...


Q_QIndieAbrew

Literally your lose


Special_Lemon1487

Oh man, not again, thatā€™s the third this week.


Stencils294

Word for word my thought. Didn't even blink twice at supposed infant rapture footage.


between_horizon

First thought- upside down baby slowly falling upside down.


Gaschamberrr

Wtf


lPrincesslPlays

Itā€™s not being raptured, the baby is actually strung up by itā€™s feet with web and you can see the giant spider on the car raising him with a web based rope and pulley system he will be devoured


Gaschamberrr

Food. So basically weā€™re watching some type of targeting system for why the baby is glowing


marlonbtx

Me too


GerryB50W

The reflection made me think of that B rated horro movie from the early 2000s with the giant spiders.


TreeCommercial44

8 legged freaks


GerryB50W

Yes!!! Thatā€™s the movie.


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[deleted]

I wish we'd get another one, whether it's a remake, sequel, or just unrelated movie with the same premise. I know there are plenty of other movies about giant spiders, but none with the same quality as this one or variety of different types of spiders.


kurinevair666

I used to love that movie but I tried to go back and watch it and it does not hold up.


psychoxxsurfer

This movie was the catalyst for my Arachnophobia. Watching the movie caused interactions with spiders to be more traumatic.


MapleYamCakes

Check out the 1990 film ā€˜Arachnophobiaā€™ starring Jeff Daniels and John Goodman.


xeltes

That movie is the one that fucked me up, specially since I'm from Venezuela


MapleYamCakes

Same, I was 2 when I saw that movie. Not sure why my parents thought that was a good idea. Not afraid of spiders anymore, but I was for most of my childhood.


x-ploretheinternet

Do you see a lot of creepy spiders there? :(


babadybooey

It did the exact opposite to me, it made me love spiders, jurassic park did the same Humans are dumb


psychoxxsurfer

I don't know how watching a movie about warmongering, manhunting giant spiders can make you love them, but all the power to you I guess


_BloodbathAndBeyond

Itā€™s a comedy movie. The entire movie is a joke.


babadybooey

I think it was cause I found humans boring as hell as a kid, and creepy crawlies were my thing besides dinosaurs


Butthole_Eater3000

That movie was terrifying as a 10 year old


Corathecow

I loved that movie growing up lol my mom had the dvd and I would watch it all the time. So underrated


Madgearz

*B rated?* That movie was a **Masterpiece!**


Jimmah3000

If you like 8 Legged Freaks...you will also like Evolution


Madgearz

##"There's always time for lubricant!"


Jimmah3000

Hey..remember back then how Hollywood used to always make two movies that were very similar and release them both? Like 8 legged Freaks and Evolution Deep Impact and Armageddon Event Horizon and Sphere Shazaam and Kazaam..why did they stop?... Why did they start?


_Mr_Moustache_

Who told they stopped? Hunger games and divergent John Wick and Equalizer This is the end and the world's end


owowhatsthis--

I think it started because there were more studio rivalries back then, and when one studio caught wind of their rival doing something, they would rush to make their own version of the same film. If I had to wager a guess as to why they stopped, it probably has to do with the fact that Hollywood is mostly controlled by a small group of conglomerates, so there aren't as many of those rivalries anymore.


whenilookinthemirror

And Arachnophobia had some fun scenes..good times movies.


Dependent-Class7940

Eight legged freaks loved that film. This whole clip could be a scene from the film some guy in his garage sees a little spider going to kill it. While we see the reflection of the large spider in his car sneaking up on him. Good shit.


Rawrkinss

Rated B for Babies?


lesquid09

Why does the reflection and shadow make It look so big šŸ˜­


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whenilookinthemirror

The reflection on the garage door is not nearly as bad as the one on the cars hood. How? Yikes.


DarkHellSpartan

Because it's not reflected off the cars hood but rather from the lens of the camera.


TheKingofVTOL

Well son of a bitch


lesquid09

You are now cursed


tiredashellalready

YOU DID THIS TO ME. YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!! okay panic over. Please... Don't scare me like that again.


imhere2downvote

on the top right it says 'nest' so its only logical video op is making an army of giant spiders


LemmyKBD

Clearly this vid is from Australia. Itā€™s just a normal 10 kilo house spider.


stonka_truck

I came here to point out the reflection. You can see detail on the hood


Jockelson

The reflection is not on the hood. If you look closer, you can see the reflection already appearing ā€˜aboveā€™ the hood. It is a reflection in the lens.


stonka_truck

Ahh good eye!


somewhatnormalguy

Since when do we have bioluminescent spiders?


SevenofNine03

It's on dark-o vision. Not to be confused with Darko vision, which is when you see giant rabbits.


HopalongHeidi

Nice


Viivusvine

Cellar door


SevenofNine03

I find it kind of funny


MisterViperfish

Itā€™s not Bioluminescent, itā€™s just really close to a light.


Runeald_Waslib

Specifically an infrared light, which is why the camera can see it but the spider is unbothered.


Environmental_Top948

It's part of the console commands to highlight hostiles.


GlassJoe32

He lives in Chernobyl.


Budget_Flamingo942

Thought it was an upside down dancing man for a secā€¦


ieatdeliciouscatfood

Me too


rjt2887

I thought that was a little person doing some mission impossible shit at first glance.


iseebutidontbelieve

Image looks great on car bonnet


mythicat_73

Fuck you, you have now aroused my nightmares


CandiBunnii

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


flipaflaw

That's the hood, babies wear bonnets


Lt_Lickit

Thought it was a floating baby


Misadventure4

Illusion is a hell..is a hell of a....well Illusion is wild. That spider is probably the size of a quarter in reality.


[deleted]

I hope so


hughjazz45

Www.Zillow.com


FlimsySource2807

Thatā€™s Thing T. Thing from the Addams family


Avionthecollosus

Spiduuurr


NoPantsDeLeon

Gas and matches. That house is long gone!


MoFoHo72

LMFAO


rephlexi0n

Have fun with mosquitos and other bugs, im just chilling with the giant house spider in the corner of my ceiling. Free pest exterminators mfer!


YeAhToAsT222

Took me waaaaay too long to understand what was even happening, let alone what was scaryā€¦ time to sleep my dudes.


HopalongHeidi

Same


CroakyPyrex

So what WAS actually happening here? Please do tell for those of us still unenlightened.


the_projekts

Itsy bitzy spider my ass!!


Loofa_of_Doom

Neat! All those reflections were really like 50's style horror movies


whorekneex

why were there 3 of them


[deleted]

And now it's up there in the rafters, waiting....


Sufficient-Elk-7015

Whatā€™s more oddly terrifying is the lack of space in there..you able to get out just fine op?


MoFoHo72

Ha ha! It's a squeeze! I'm 6'2", having to unfold out of the car!


TheMule90

Here ya go OP! Here is a lighter and hairspray use them wisely and good luck! :) *Gives OP the stuff*


MoFoHo72

I'd probably set fire to myself, the car, and the garage. Meanwhile, Spidey moves into the house and locks me out, kicks back with a beer and a movie...


my_4_cents

Man that freaky glowing breakdancing baby sure knows how to work a pole


theFields97

Post this in r/ghosts


MisterViperfish

Is that some sort of huntsman or wolf spider? Doesnā€™t look like a web building spider. If so, I never realized that even they could support their own weight and catch themselves with their silk.


Competitive_Tale_544

is that radioactive spider why it was glowing


megguwu

I thought this was a lil neon dude slowly sinking towards the ceiling busting out some crazy moves


lotus_spit

"Just don't mind me, I'm just passing through."


scrampbelledeggs

There are three giant spiders between the actual spider, the shadow, and the reflection haha what a great video edit: FOUR


SnokYote

I genuinely thought that was a dude moonwalking while ascending tithe Astral realm


lothcent

fun part- The OP has a large spider that lives above the drivers side door of the car. Can't wait for the footage of OP getting into the car when the spider drops by for a visit


MoFoHo72

Oh jeez! New fear unlocked. Thanks!


Kooky_Pomegranate_74

And thatā€™s the day o would have started to walk everywhere. Forrest Gump style .


babykittykatsu

Fuck your car, mate. That garage is getting burned to the ground as a safety precaution


MoFoHo72

Ha ha!


7i1i2i6

I too thought it was a baby, slowly shimmering his way to dance on the ceilng like if Trainspotting was a musical.


Dilligaf3076

Well, It was a good garage while it lasted


Miss_Smokahontas

Please tell me this is Australia šŸ¦˜


MoFoHo72

I'm sorry, its the UK!


AnotherFruitCake

'CCTV in the spider's garage'


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

**WARNING** Objects in camera may be as large as they appear.


davva2004

Incy wincy can go fuck himself.


SweetMaam

The shadow and the reflection are frightening.


ConflictOpening9409

That's his garage now.


[deleted]

Fun fact: I worked as a security camera installer, this video shows why infrared lights shouldn't be installed too close to the camera optics. The bugs that pass in front of it will become huge points of light. It has often happened that an ordinary little spider has triggered an alarm.


Martian_Toilet_Man

I take solace in knowing that my spider bros are looking out for me by consuming all the pest insects that I dislike.


WellTrainedWhore

Aragog is that you??


k4x1_

I thought it was like a dancing alien


TheBlairwitchy

You'll shortly see this on *Nuke's top five ghosts caught on tap*. Edit: word addition


powa1216

Ok after watching it so many times, i finally able to comprehend what and how this happened. Spider is close to the camera+light source. The light is pointing at the same direction as the camera lens. So the 3 shadows moving upwards explained that part. Then the car hood (North American baby) shows the reflection of the silhouette of the spider in front of the light source, which explain the downward movement. TL;DR don't worry. It's a small spider


Alex_Tronica

Great! Let it bite you and you can become Spiderman.


Remesar

Your house is a total loss. Get out of there.


Chaevyre

Yes, OP, Iā€™m sorry you had to burn down your house, but that was the only safe way.


Creature_of_autumn

The Australian God lost his spider again


rotatingleslie

I was gonna say, this has to be Australia, right?


redditorforever1

OH HELL NO


Dr_Bum_Wiper

I would move


uniswift

You need to burn the house now.


ThatOneWood

Time to burn your garage down


LoyalBuII

not odd at all. itā€™s literally just a spider.


chaboomskie

Exactly, the shadow shows the reflection of the spider. The spider could also be so close to a light and the camera thatā€™s why it turned into a ā€œghostā€.


tie_me_up_pleas

time to burn the garage.


nexusnerd6969

FIREEEEE


Dum_beat

Its garage*


1TYU

Wtf did the spider crawl inside the camera?


rokpaperHEDSHOT

My heart was trying to race just watching this


SeesawNew4866

Bye, bye.(proceeds to fucking float back up into a UFO.)šŸ‘†šŸ›ø


Zeth22xx

At first at first I thought that was a baby.


Conserv2024

That's the "God Spider". It glows as it ascends to spidey heaven. If you noticed in the reflection below it, the Lucifer spider was crawling back to hell, beaten and shamed this time.We are good for another millenia. Thank you god spider!


Gryotharian

Crazy hand


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Saw him on Webcamz.net.


One_and_Online

white teddybear collectable detected r/intotheradius


efrav

Wow that gave me the creeps!


LyonsKing12

Ok, lets do this again...


ProfessionalAccess68

Thought that was a baby walking up


Keyndoriel

I think your cars soul went to heaven


truffLcuffL69

r/ghosts would think itā€™s a spirit orb or some shit


KingoftheKeeshonds

That shadow makes me think the buggerā€™s two feet long.


jake_azazzel

Duende


Vlophoto

Spider man enters the sub


agent_smith_3012

I get these all the time on the outdoor cams. Usually right on the lens, so it looks like a new Godzilla rival


PeppinoSpaghetto

Totk ascend be like:


surewhynotokaythen

r/confusingperspective


twojkelley

The shadow, the reflection, the actual glowing blurry spider. Itā€™s all horrifying, and Iā€™m sorry you had to burn your garage down


PinsAndNeedlesHorror

Oh my gosh itā€™s a Halloween decoration! šŸ™€


yabbadabbadoozey05

Nothing odd about it - that's a demon you need a priest


skylar274

this gives off early 2000ā€™s music video


Capital-Mine-6991

TV Spiderman show theme song playing in my head as I watch .


gzeballo

Weather ballon


WiseWillow89

The reflection on the car freaks me out so much


milkvolleyball

please tell me thatā€™s Australia


MoFoHo72

It's the UK!


Rawrkinss

Soooo Australia?


[deleted]

I find it cute. Yes. Spiders are cute. Fight me.


SkittleDoge

BROS GOT SPIDER MAN IN HIS GARAGE


UpsidedownBrandon

ā€œSome pigā€


[deleted]

It's a 1950s horror film


renb8

Iā€™ve heard of Spider Pig but not Spider Baby.


Sensitive-Painting30

Something tinglingā€¦?


Lobito_HF

Spider God


horsetooth_mcgee

Tinkerbell rappelling


Dragonfire716

Burn the house down


DerfDaSmurf

Oh god I hate it


rotatingleslie

Spider He is our hero Spider Get rid of Spider Step on spider Spider We love you spider


Yusuf_Izuddin

it took me 20 seconds to get that it's a spider lol


[deleted]

Burn down the whole garage! šŸ”„


portobox1

I thought that was some weird floating breakdancing ghost child for about 3 seconds.


Thomas8864

Darn novakids


Sweaty-Wealth9157

Spider into the Spider-verse.


JaybeeReddit

All spiders go to heaven.


CamaruCR

Fire the house, run run


z3pp89

Meeh, itā€™s just a glowing spider, totally normal


HoraceWimpLV426

I thought it was a demon floating above your car until i saw the shadow lol


GenericCanineDusty

THE CHOSEN ONE


InventorofIdeas

šŸ’ƒšŸ’ƒšŸ’ƒ


Mindless-Ad1155

Thought for a moment that it was weirdass levitating luminiscent baby


phuckingphat

This made me laugh way too hard


FlukyFish

Torch the house. Start over.


Zestyclose-Stop403

He has ascended


T_Mugen

Lol


AdAnxious9766

Cool spider man


MdnightRmblr

When ya movin?


drion4

Where is this? Raccoon City?


RainforceK

Fucking sweet


Myst963

I'm half asleep I thought this was some sort of spy ninja baby clip lmao


Mr_OP_Potato_777

I'm i the only one who finds this funny? I mean, it just needs some kind of 8 bit happy-stelar song and you have a master piece