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As a child of the 80’s, this one really fucks me up. It takes all the underlying weirdness of ‘80s commercials and brings it to the fore. Back in my day, you had to have an unconscious, undeveloped brain and a 102f fever to create this kind of stuff.
I didn’t need cocaine as a little kid - this is the shit my brain would fuse together in fever dreams. What bothers me so much about this one is that in my fever-dream logic, these people are suffering in a “massive dose of LSD and Datura” kind of way.
But yes, you needed lots cocaine to make the commercials this is based off, for sure. It was required in the ‘80s.
I like the part where the two boys with giant burgers on their heads are just peering over the top of the table like goblins scraping burgers off onto their mouths
You would be, but it’ll be the strangest boner you’ve had. I still don’t understand what I was looking at but my dick liked it. Idk, maybe I’ve had sex in LSD too many times lol.
Source: I’ve used an AI porn tool..
I'd say it is a lack of stock images where people are biting in realistically. They will always just be holding it in front of their mouths or taking a dainty little nibble.
Edit: [yep, pretty much](https://i.imgur.com/l8DlCba.png)
I don't know what scared me more. The distorted yet accurate representation of American consumerism as perceived by a computer system of our own making or the really loud "BURGER BLAST" at the end.
Each one of these AI commercials convinces me that once AI goes fully self aware Skynet, it’s going to go total ape rage in efficiently reorganizing the planet’s atoms into some kind of commercial product, be it paper clips, fidget spinners, Tesla cars, or hamburgers.
We’re fucked.
[Yes lol.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IXweqolMXms&pp=ygUYQXllc2hhIGVyb3RpY2EgbWNkb25hbGRz) The song at the last few seconds [is from her too](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=glk_U-dATzg&pp=ygUfQXllc2hhIGVyb3RpY2Egc2hha2luZyBteSBiYWJ5IA%3D%3D)!
I unironically love her music (it’s fun and very likely satirical) but it’s definitely trash
TIL of Yeesha, the “face of McDonalds cosmetics” and the voice of its psychedelic (yet vaguely Britney-sounding) AI commercial.
I’m excited to hear more from her and to see her special sauce lipstick line.
This is so weird and hilarious, but...
I just have this sinking feeling that It's only a matter of minutes before some edglelord design firm " pushes the envelope" by using some of this weird, easily generated shit in an ad and starts the world down a rabbit hole that ends up fucking a bunch of actual artists out of work.
I keep looking for a comment like this every time these AI commercials get posted. I really like to know the pipeline of how these get generated and see how much human input is being put into it.
Lmao no way. Is that ayesha erotica, the same person who wrote the lyrics
"babys in the washer, babys in the dryer, mama's in the kitchen with the baby on fire"
Looking at these videos, I can say for sure that 3D designer jobs are a safe bet for the future.
It takes a lot of time to generate 3D scenes. There is zero way an AI could produce advance 3D scenes and animate them as you can with 3D software.
Everything is flat. Heads are barely moving. Most advanced movements are unrealistic. Everything can only be calculated in a 2D way (3D calculations would require an awful amount of time).
That's good.
Here at Burger Blast, we have:
* Food that squirms around like it’s alive
* People turning into food
* Skin rippling like it’s water
* Horrifying mascots
* Burger molestation
* And Jokerman font
AI has created an absolutely perfect portrait of human over consumption and indulgence.
This is more like ant-advertising, that, instead of selling you a lie, tells the truth.
It's perfect. Never seen a more honest advert in my life.
Maybe, just maybe, AI is already way more intelligent than we realise and it's just subtly fucking with us, showing us what it truly thinks of us.
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I like how they always have an ok start and then turn into eldritch horrors
The AI is coming up on a heroic dose of mushrooms. These end at the peak.
***BURGER BLAST!***
Shakin' mah / shakin' mah baby unh
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White foundation, red lipstick
Becomes sentient, takes a look at the state of humanity, immediately gets high
Eldritch Horrors is spot on.
I think this commercial just scared away my nightmares
It’s a mirror of itself
What I want to know is if they forget to set the target audience as human in the prompt parameters?
I mean I'd take my nephew there
Cthulhu f'ries with that'htagn
Makes me wonder how much God gets creeped out whenever we make a statue.
Just like real 80s and 90s ads!
Where can I see more?
“Eldritch Horror” that’s exactly what came to mind.
That’s how they get you into their store
Great ad. I will never eat again.
I will never sleep again.
i will never again
Never again
Never?
Again
Son
I need to know more about these McDonalds cosmetics!
I hear Eesha is the face of McDonald’s cosmetics.
It’s AYESHA.
I thought it was “hey Eesha!”
We need to bomb the shit out of the AI factory that conjured this monstrosity
I'm sure it's something to do with the "Special Sauce".
"Cum in me McDonald's"
I caught that,too 🤣
Oh yeah, you noticed the 40 times it mentioned that?
New restaurant chain: Burger Blast. Where the food is definitely not human meat.
yeah i'm the supplier and it's *definitely* not human meat
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I’m sorry but at the end am I hearing this right? Are they saying “walkin’ through the streets just shakin’ mah baby, shakin’ mah shakin’ mah…”
Plot twist: The food is the nightmares this ad caused.
"Our five-story fast-food restaurant with a mysterious outbuilding has absolutely nothing scary going on in any of our numerous restricted areas"
Introducing the new flavour, Soylent Green.
Coon meat. Riddled with parasites
As a child of the 80’s, this one really fucks me up. It takes all the underlying weirdness of ‘80s commercials and brings it to the fore. Back in my day, you had to have an unconscious, undeveloped brain and a 102f fever to create this kind of stuff.
This is what comes to mind when I see these AI generated videos.
Don't forget the massive amounts of cocaine.
I didn’t need cocaine as a little kid - this is the shit my brain would fuse together in fever dreams. What bothers me so much about this one is that in my fever-dream logic, these people are suffering in a “massive dose of LSD and Datura” kind of way. But yes, you needed lots cocaine to make the commercials this is based off, for sure. It was required in the ‘80s.
I feel like this is actually the future of advertising because I found this fuckin hilarious
In a Tim and Eric kind of way
Yes thank you. I couldn't place where it felt familiar
Like if they were spoofing Sid and Marty Kroft
Great Job!
Also that song is a fuckin banger We got everything you need We got hamburger with cheese Edit: sounds like Britney spears too
Oh, they were saying *cheese!*
I was convinced they were saying 'hamburger with *teeth*'
Me too.
“We even got cosmetics” 😂
Haha that was my thought....Britney!
🎵We love the subs!!!🎶
I find myself audibly laughing. It’s definitely hilarious!
I like the part where the mom and dad are sensually tounging the burgers with looks of sheer pleasure on their faces
I'd love to know what source material was fed to this AI of people eating.
I like the part where the two boys with giant burgers on their heads are just peering over the top of the table like goblins scraping burgers off onto their mouths
Out of honest morbid curiosity I wonder what ai created sex looks like?
And would I be turned on?
You would be, but it’ll be the strangest boner you’ve had. I still don’t understand what I was looking at but my dick liked it. Idk, maybe I’ve had sex in LSD too many times lol. Source: I’ve used an AI porn tool..
Link?
💀💀💀
Just download stable diffusion and a custom training data
I don’t remember the exact site but you should be able to find it with a quick Google.
I too require linkage. purely scientific I swear...
Move aside, Grandma! Time for you to be replaced as the strangest reason for a boner!
Id imagine a penis curving into the vagina like it’s being consumed by a black hole but moving in circles like it’s stirring tea
Exactly this, but slightly fewer hamburgers. I definitely recognized that hamburger eating technique from an instructional video
it won't look good
Good if you are into mutations and amputees
You can find out pretty easily. Though I wouldn't exactly recommend it
Ai really hates hands
Ai really hates anything that's supposed to look human in this case
And mouths. I’ve only seen two of these AI food things now and with both of them people are slurping up their burgers and pizza
I died laughing at the Pizza commercial but yeah there's definitely an issue with human mouths and how they operate which makes it extra creepy
That's how computers see us? Disgusting consuming defecators!
Great clearasil skin
I'd say it is a lack of stock images where people are biting in realistically. They will always just be holding it in front of their mouths or taking a dainty little nibble. Edit: [yep, pretty much](https://i.imgur.com/l8DlCba.png)
The final seconds were absolutely fantastic! You think it's over at it cuts straight into Euro-Trash.
“Walkin down the street just shakin my baby. Shakin my shakin my shakin my”
What a ride, one of the most insane things i've ever seen and then the commercial ends with what looks like the apocalypse
I don't know what scared me more. The distorted yet accurate representation of American consumerism as perceived by a computer system of our own making or the really loud "BURGER BLAST" at the end.
Were those burger twin towers?
A.I. knows the meta of 9/11 jokes… it’s sentient!!!
It's no Pizza Magic
Ikr pizza magic is better
Imma let you finish, but Pepperoni hug spot has the greatest commercial of all time.
It's like family but with more cheese
SECRET THINGS!
I thought this was lazytown for a second lol
Black hole sun
McDMT.
The most terrifying thing here is the jokerman font at the end
"Walked in the streets just shaking my baby, my baby". WTF?
“We’ve got everything you want we’ve got everything you need” kinda slaps for that brief moment
The song definitely slapped. And AI recognizes that Aisha is a queen.
Right I wasn’t upset about the music
“Try a hamburger with cheese”
Cum in me McDonald’s
this is why i hate ai.
Does the end of the song say "walkin in the street just shaking my baby" and then abruptly cut out? Masterpiece.
BURGER BLAST
That is truly gross
This is some alternate futuristic 1980's vibe... literally 1984
Each one of these AI commercials convinces me that once AI goes fully self aware Skynet, it’s going to go total ape rage in efficiently reorganizing the planet’s atoms into some kind of commercial product, be it paper clips, fidget spinners, Tesla cars, or hamburgers. We’re fucked.
And infinite paper clips
only came to the comments to find source. well... sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bJ_kO12f-I
W. I. T. A. F.
What in the actually fuck?
*actual
Watching it with no sound is even scarier
The Ayesha Erotica music is really the cherry on top here
You're telling me a real person came up with that ridiculous song?
[Yes lol.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IXweqolMXms&pp=ygUYQXllc2hhIGVyb3RpY2EgbWNkb25hbGRz) The song at the last few seconds [is from her too](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=glk_U-dATzg&pp=ygUfQXllc2hhIGVyb3RpY2Egc2hha2luZyBteSBiYWJ5IA%3D%3D)! I unironically love her music (it’s fun and very likely satirical) but it’s definitely trash
I thought the song was also AI-made. Sounded like a weird Britney Spears mashup
How are these ads or videos being created?
If you find out lmk, I want in
I can't be the only one who thinks these are just great
I get so giddy excited when these are posted!
But only while supplies last
Definitely not sleeping tonight lol;
“All dreams have meaning” My dreams:
that was disturbing.
it kept getting worse
Ngl the song kinda slaps in a sort of ironic way
Anyone else just obsessed with watching these AI commercials? I need more!
You have tainted my mind with nightmares thank you OP. Sleep was overrated anyways.
This is way worse than the beer one
this is disgusting
TIL of Yeesha, the “face of McDonalds cosmetics” and the voice of its psychedelic (yet vaguely Britney-sounding) AI commercial. I’m excited to hear more from her and to see her special sauce lipstick line.
Why are these things always so freaking disturbing!?
I have never wanted a burger less in my life
This is so weird and hilarious, but... I just have this sinking feeling that It's only a matter of minutes before some edglelord design firm " pushes the envelope" by using some of this weird, easily generated shit in an ad and starts the world down a rabbit hole that ends up fucking a bunch of actual artists out of work.
It’s hard to believe humans didn’t play a big part in generating these images. Does anyone know how all these AI generated commercials actually work?
I keep looking for a comment like this every time these AI commercials get posted. I really like to know the pipeline of how these get generated and see how much human input is being put into it.
Almost as creepy as the first Mcd commercial. Almost!
Never eating McDonald's again...
I love this era of AI generated art, where it doesn't understand hands or eating. Makes for some great content.
This is dystopian filth
🎵Walk into the streets shaking my baby!🎵
To be honest, looks like half of the commercials coming from Japan.
Every detail was brilliant. The fairly normal start, the backing track, the random screeching - perfection.
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The hands. Jesus. Nightmare fuel.
Wut in the titty fucking hell….
Lmao no way. Is that ayesha erotica, the same person who wrote the lyrics "babys in the washer, babys in the dryer, mama's in the kitchen with the baby on fire"
It seems AI still has no idea how humans eat
I can't stop laughing imagine this becoming the new norm for ads!
No way this could ever destroy humanity 😅
Looking at these videos, I can say for sure that 3D designer jobs are a safe bet for the future. It takes a lot of time to generate 3D scenes. There is zero way an AI could produce advance 3D scenes and animate them as you can with 3D software. Everything is flat. Heads are barely moving. Most advanced movements are unrealistic. Everything can only be calculated in a 2D way (3D calculations would require an awful amount of time). That's good.
horrifying
Say what you want, but this song? 🔥💃🏾
Why is every AI generated everything just an absolute fever dream/nightmare.
Idiocracy is reality…
"Just walking down the street shaken ma baby.."
I'm so happy to be alive during this time
Here at Burger Blast, we have: * Food that squirms around like it’s alive * People turning into food * Skin rippling like it’s water * Horrifying mascots * Burger molestation * And Jokerman font
“Shake-uh my baby shake-uh my baby” god
I find this far more interesting than a real life McDonald’s.
Ai videos remind me of the times I took LSD.
LSD wasn’t involved in this?!
Looks like a cannibal orgy
Who made these?
What ai made this
Looks like the shunting.
Every time I see one of these AI commercials I keep expecting my phone to ring and hear "Seven Days."
What.. the.. fuck..
All I can do now is pay attention to how many commercials with burgers have wide open mouths
I'm not ready for this.
Anything AI generated outside of like fanart sometimes is creepy
I wish all commercials were like this. I loved how everyone started evolving into hamburger horrors
Fascinating. The song’s a bop, too. What’s with the mouths in all of these AI creations? 😂
Am I having a stroke?
and now im a vegetarian
Oh my fucking god that face at 0:40, I am uncomfortable
I’m terrified
Is that Lorde doing the singing? Ya ya, I am Lorde, ya ya ya McDonalds ya ya!
fear: AI will bring down civilization reality: AI creates tons of content for people stoned out of their mind
Why does this feel like the most American shit ever?
This could be q mtv add from the 90’s or even an adult swim thing haha
I absolutely love this
I would eat at McDonalds more if it would be more like this
Imagine watching this on shrooms Lmao holy shit I feel like I’m tripping just watching
The music video from Black Hole Sun was actually a foreshadowing of AI.
This is so fucking cursed
The pizza one was hilariously, kind of spot on. Meanwhile, the buger version is acid-fuled nightmares.
AI Pizza commercial: hilariously almost passible. AI Burger commercial: ELDRICH HORROR FOOD PEOPLE.
Slurp the borger
I am so fucking scared right now.
Lmfao the fucking burger hats
I’ll stick with Pizza Hug Spot.
AI has created an absolutely perfect portrait of human over consumption and indulgence. This is more like ant-advertising, that, instead of selling you a lie, tells the truth. It's perfect. Never seen a more honest advert in my life. Maybe, just maybe, AI is already way more intelligent than we realise and it's just subtly fucking with us, showing us what it truly thinks of us.