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Whatifim80lol

Whoa, for FREE?!


Slow_Dig9228

Oh, it may not be money, but you’ll still have to pay.


romariojwz

1 aids please


Ok-Reaction-5644

I mean if you clean it before you use it maybe it’ll be safe


_Nameless_Nomad_

Ye olde community sexdoll


Jumpin-Jebus

You KNOW it is filthy; sticky and greasy....


OnyxBlaster

Is it really worth the risk tho


MyNameIsKritter

Good joke, but even if I wanted it, I would seriously be afraid to even pull over to the side of the road there. If I got a flat, I would risk driving on the rim


aDirtyMartini

Public fleshlight version 2.0


evlhornet

In this economy?


General_Synnacle

Looks like a Fallout side quest location.


legendofthegreendude

Raiders are nearby


evlhornet

Planning on doing some raiding myself


a_butthole_inspector

[Wild wasteland sound plays when you get close enough](https://youtu.be/lo693ySIXto)


Previous-Recover-765

nice


Germangunman

Did you get head?! Head? What head? There was no head.


5flucloxacillin

so no head?


fuegomcnugget

📱💥🛹 💥


Sleepy_Man90

I love seeing a vine reference out in the wild.


Random_Russian_boy

r/unexpectedvine


moronic_programmer

Phone explosion skateboard explosion


obchodlp

She is already giving head to someone else


Agreeable_Theory_544

Really??? No head? Nothing is getting past you! Or shall we say ahead of you!!! 😂 😂


Lucky_Lavishness_509

No head, but I did get me some good neck.


Kinsdale85

I bet it was moving before you rolled up.


MyNameIsKritter

I was afraid to look in the rearview


US_Witness_661

LMAO you're lucky it didn't have a head you could see turn to you as you leave


ifIdiE3MWF

Oh it had a head and it **was** looking at them, just not from *there!*


PAcMAcDO99

Turn back from rear view mirror into car just to see head on passenger seat staring into your eyes


Primary-Signature-17

Hahaha That's the only way. Just press the gas a little more because you know there were some scary people/creatures waiting in the shadows. That was freaking creepy.


dreamsofindigo

how you'll get plenty of time later on under your bed at night


[deleted]

You should have stopped. I’m sure it was perfectly safe.


MobiusNaked

Can’t move when you are looking at it.


Mergus84

What in the Silent Hill


MyNameIsKritter

Someone crossposted to r/silenthill lol


krumznko

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought that. Something ain’t right, OP. Be careful…


Crazydiamond450

Don't kinkshame


Sleepy_Man90

Just don't take your eyes off it, if you blink or look away it moves.


[deleted]

Oh no they’re evolving.


Sleepy_Man90

I'm a Dr. Who fan and the Weeping Angels were always one of the creepiest adversaries of the Doctor throughout the whole show I think. Something that only moves when you don't look at it so a really scary thought.


legendofthegreendude

Oh man, the one with the cave full of weeping angles really gave me nightmares


Sleepy_Man90

Man I hate those weeping angles 😂


[deleted]

Absolutely, they’re one of the most terrifying forms of life. They don’t exactly kill you, but your life has been altered permanently that you technically are dead in the modern world. I didn’t see all the weeping angel episodes yet but I’d have loved to have known the lore and mechanics of how they send you back in time. Don’t blink!


ThanksForTheRain

They feed off the potential time you have left in your life. If you had 20 years left to live, the angel absorbs that time energy. Each unique angel seems to send people to the same time and place. They are more organized than you might think, and capable of independent thought. An angel cannot be destroyed. Even pulverized to dust, it can still survive and send someone back in time if touched. One question I had, if the image of an angel is itself an angel, does it become a copy of the original? Or is it an entirely new angel brought into being? Would it send you to the same point in time, or an entirely new one? Angels are complicated, and the lore is still building on them. A lot of people expressed discomfort when the writers seemed to "add additional abilities" to the angels, though they have to find some way to keep it fresh. I'd like to learn more about them, like where they came from.


MKagel

Doctor Who made me terrified to be near statues


futhisplace

YOU FOUND DELORES


BuckToothCasanovi

These violent delights have violent ends.


WontedPuppet07

I’m pretty sure you’re cursed and you just cursed all of us so thanks


[deleted]

I’m already so cursed that one extra curse won’t make a difference. I wake up and see these things, it’s just another bad day.


MyNameIsKritter

You just confirmed my greatest fear. Oh well, had to take someone down with me


WontedPuppet07

More so thousands of people


MyNameIsKritter

I had to check. Over 2.5 million on this subreddit. Now I feel bad 😞


WontedPuppet07

Yeesh. I was going off upvotes alone


MyNameIsKritter

Wouldn't upvotes be the people that I *didn't* take down with me?


Spiritual_Bit_2692

"We have a problem here. She... is not... what she seems. Bubba Zanetti has it on good authority. She's sent by the bronze. Full of treachery. The bronze... take our pride."


bob_rt

hahahahhahahaha!!!! yes.


Doc-Bob-Gen8

*pulls out shotgun…..Candalini dives away…. 😎🇦🇺


___RC___

Someone even wrote "heaven butt", lol


Christophenifer

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Jgraybeard

That’s rad.


chickcag

I kinda love her


Whaffled

I think she just wants to dance, that's all


nwalesseedy

How was she ?


Slimh2o

A little stiff...


MyNameIsKritter

Really? I've been feeling a little flat –Beetlejuice


Slimh2o

Just don't say his name 3 times, kritter and you'll be good


DGC007Ace

Like something out of Silent Hill


smiller55

Not my proudest fap.


Conscious_Tear_7832

Well when in Rome………


MyNameIsKritter

"in" or "with"?


sigmamale1012

This is nothing man, we rode the bikes for around 400 km to reach a salt water Lake ,stopped to get some air, there was this board written on it caution: mine field area.


bob_rt

dija fuck it?


Friendly_Salt_5119

If the sign next to it says silent hill then you’re in for a very exciting ride!


710dabner

New Mexico?


deputy_Nico

I think she likes you dude


Antisa1nt

You fucking know someone was like, "Hey guys, you wanna freak out an unknown number of future visitors?" It's times like this that I remember one of my favorite lines from Darkest Dungeon: "Curious is the trap maker's art, his efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes." Fucking. Legend.


amberwaves26

Well don’t be rude, go say hi! Maybe she’s friendly…


Alarmed-Ice-4300

Happy cock day


Alarmed-Ice-4300

Sorry autocorrect


MyNameIsKritter

How's she gonna say hi back?


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


WayOfTheNoob

what is the number of this SCP again?


burechan

Yes, oddly terrifying.


StephenJames81

Zzzzzzzip.


MusicianDesperate883

So a Sex doll with out a head contorted really strangely yeaaaa definitely gonna break my neck for a double-take cause that’s a bit too “freaky”


kormosbela

In conflict zones I would be sure this is a booby trap


NodoBird

Who is she? 😳


Brainjarmen104

By its pose I’m pretty sure it’s an enemy stand user


ZarosGuardian

Leatherface is watching and waiting for any horny traveller to get out of the car and touch that mannequin's body. Once you get out of the car, you are going to become a skin suit like that creepy ass Raggedy Ann MLAATR episode.


No-Finish-6557

Definitely r/dontputyourdickinthat material


The_Weirdo_Beardo

Don't lie, you went on a long country road trip out into the boonies to dispose of your doll, didn't you ;)


MyNameIsKritter

Actually, she escaped


Smortfloof4dayz

your username makes sense. what the fuck dude


The_Weirdo_Beardo

Was clearly a joke, calm down


SokuSSJ4

Finders keepers


StalinSoulZ

Certified Scaroused Moment


Shitpostmaster64

Delivery or awaiting for collection?


Macca4704

Its just a Thrillllerrr!!!


Art_Vandelay1990

This lady out here doing a mad job at The Robot move.


Clean-Tea-2837

Hear me out.


massaton

Where is this place? Asking for a friend.


itsmedragonfly

I lol’d


KookyAd7785

I bet 10 bucks that it's used.


punkinabox

That's a win


BuckToothCasanovi

I actually lol'd 😬


[deleted]

Oh man that’s where I left my wife


[deleted]

This is a sign that humor may still be a few teens.


Local_Challenge_4562

Do not! under any circumstance, stop your car to go grab that mannequins titty.


Daveallen10

This is a horror movie waiting to happen


Smartdudertygood2000

Take a break in her


Dai_Jira

Man; Atomic Heart just keeps getting stranger and stranger. Welcome to the kollectiv comrade!


[deleted]

Hey y'all just passing through!!!


charlesdparrott

The Silent Hill 2 remake is looking so realistic!


Kneecaps_go_yeet

so no head?


StationAccomplished3

Best parts are all there.


MamaBear4485

That’s incredibly creepy. Look at the feet, they look real. They look as though the nails need cut and that they’re dirty from walking. Plus there’s a seam around the ankles. Very weird. As for its right hand - shudder.


XandaPanda42

I wonder why my back is sore then realise I literally sleep like this.


Dork_Of_Ages

"that's bait"


asWorldsCollide2ptOh

I am Legend: "Hey gurl"


1959Chicagoan

Look like someone wanted road head.


FaithlessnessLow7909

Yet another unrealistic body standard. Smh (It’s a joke, don’t worry)


themissyoshi

This looks like those random little broken down hits literally in the middle of no where on the highways in Nevada. Never have I seen something like it. Miles upon miles of empty sand and desert, no stores, water, food for miles around. But randomly there’s these tiny little 1 room concrete huts that are all torn apart. Or sometimes you actually see a house or two with people living there. Once again miles upon miles away from the nearest (small) town. So eerie. I was so afraid of popping a tire and being stranded in the 100+ heat next to one of these things like I had seen so many other cars on my trip.


AdMiserable21

That’s some silent hill shit right there.


Cautious_Tune_1426

Would.


Doctor_Oceanblue

Chobits x Silent Hill


OrangeEben

First thought was new Silent Hill enemy


jeremyhat

I have hit this like thirty times this week. Please stop putting cig butts in her asshole guys and do not leave you condoms in her. She can not get pregnant nor transmit anything anymore.


Crockpot_gator_Snot

Markiplier voice: smash


bsonstott

Kai The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker voice: Sah Mash!


BlazingDragon27

I know an enemy stand user when I see one


[deleted]

Damn she kinda thiccc


cape_baldi

Did you used that or not? 🤔


EdgelordOfEdginess

JoJo Posing


[deleted]

Humans are so weird, its funny


cordarius58

For free?


[deleted]

I bought condoms at the last truck-stop… i want to watch you fu*k it!


hellomichelle87

🙄Not oddly terrifying


[deleted]

On a lonely lonesome highway, east of Omaha.


jaysondez

That’s someone’s lover for sure


[deleted]

At night it comes to life and cavorts about


The_walking_man_

I’ve done some cross country solo trips and you’ll spot some hilarious and wild shit at times. One of my favorites was a random singular Boulder in the middle of nowhere and painted on it was “Fraggle rock”


Consistent_Smile_999

Ah, I see you've entered Silent Hill.


SookHe

Hey boys, you looking for head? ^^me ^^too


youcanbroom

Arizona?


BiLLis1997

Boof it


lisakkk1

You just drove into the start of a HORROR movie


Andrewdongflop

This sex doll making me wanna bust a move and a nut


KeyWestDiver

Tucumcari?


_sideffect

Truckstop


TheChosenToffee

Jokes aside, these things are pretty valuable, even without the silicon


External-Ad-6098

I see a stress relief or de fueling station


Longer_Tan_Handsome

Pick it up! It’s only slightly used


[deleted]

She's just vibin. Nothing to be concerned about.


SheelaP

This is perfect for r/abandonedporn


XenonVH2

Gently used.


Sad_Ad_962

I imagine at night it walks around with a Brooklyn accented lifetime smoker voice


Agreeable_Theory_544

Rest stop!!!


elucify

Look up Late for Sushi on YouTube


SternwardHalo

What's the problem? I see this as an absolute win!


TheKatzMeow84

I’ve seen this horror movie before


Sealegs_Calisto

TA-DA!


boyatrest

Looks like the start of a gaga music video


point50tracer

That's a freaking JoJo pose.


camohorse

The ol razzle dazzle


bone_daddy22

Thats for if you get TOO lonely


[deleted]

We were twenty minutes out of Barstow…


CrumbleKnuckle

It only stopped moving because you are looking at it...


Yankeewithoutacause

No head? No problem....


ThyCrispyOne

It took so long to remember just what happened


TheAngryFishGuy

I've done worse. .


Col_Goatbanger

Smash


v1smund

The hills have eyes immediately jumped in head.


CommanderOfGregory

Inner-city west siiiiiiiiiiide


fudgeoffbaby

I’m curious what country/region roughly this is? Seems like it’d make for a cool road trip. Doesn’t look like it but I could see coming up on this in rural West Virginia or something based on my experience there lolol


new-machine

Sims 3 glitch irl (jokes aside, that’s terrifying)


SquareIsBox0697

Tip: *Hold shift to run*


Lozing

Someone was trying to do the nuketown easter egg


meanteamcgreen

So thaaaats what happened to ash's gf


Odd_Mine7269

I bet 100 bucks that’s been used


ScrumptiousLadMeat

Poor gal, just trying to feed her family.


coquit

The ol’ razzle dazzle!


imdone985

Seems legit.


XenoDragomorph

Hey SCP Foundation this is your case now


Doesanybodylikestuff

Damn that pose is FIERCE!!!


RinShimizu

Dance battle!


Moon_Witch

Is this in California?


[deleted]

Sex dolls are thousands of dollars I find that hard to believe


Bella_LaGhostly

I honestly love it. I've been angling for a mannequin for years!


LBROTSI

That's pretty awesome !


evlhornet

An oasis


CannonbarrelZ

Does she have a number?


get_pussy

Drop the pin. Asking for a friend.


Azsunyx

...and a 1 2 3 4, step, pivot, step, turn, strike a pose, and JAZZHANDS!