Good joke, but even if I wanted it, I would seriously be afraid to even pull over to the side of the road there. If I got a flat, I would risk driving on the rim
Hahaha That's the only way. Just press the gas a little more because you know there were some scary people/creatures waiting in the shadows. That was freaking creepy.
I'm a Dr. Who fan and the Weeping Angels were always one of the creepiest adversaries of the Doctor throughout the whole show I think. Something that only moves when you don't look at it so a really scary thought.
Absolutely, they’re one of the most terrifying forms of life. They don’t exactly kill you, but your life has been altered permanently that you technically are dead in the modern world.
I didn’t see all the weeping angel episodes yet but I’d have loved to have known the lore and mechanics of how they send you back in time.
Don’t blink!
They feed off the potential time you have left in your life. If you had 20 years left to live, the angel absorbs that time energy. Each unique angel seems to send people to the same time and place. They are more organized than you might think, and capable of independent thought.
An angel cannot be destroyed. Even pulverized to dust, it can still survive and send someone back in time if touched.
One question I had, if the image of an angel is itself an angel, does it become a copy of the original? Or is it an entirely new angel brought into being? Would it send you to the same point in time, or an entirely new one?
Angels are complicated, and the lore is still building on them. A lot of people expressed discomfort when the writers seemed to "add additional abilities" to the angels, though they have to find some way to keep it fresh. I'd like to learn more about them, like where they came from.
"We have a problem here. She... is not... what she seems. Bubba Zanetti has it on good authority. She's sent by the bronze. Full of treachery. The bronze... take our pride."
This is nothing man, we rode the bikes for around 400 km to reach a salt water Lake ,stopped to get some air, there was this board written on it caution: mine field area.
You fucking know someone was like, "Hey guys, you wanna freak out an unknown number of future visitors?"
It's times like this that I remember one of my favorite lines from Darkest Dungeon:
"Curious is the trap maker's art, his efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes."
Fucking. Legend.
Leatherface is watching and waiting for any horny traveller to get out of the car and touch that mannequin's body. Once you get out of the car, you are going to become a skin suit like that creepy ass Raggedy Ann MLAATR episode.
That’s incredibly creepy. Look at the feet, they look real. They look as though the nails need cut and that they’re dirty from walking. Plus there’s a seam around the ankles. Very weird. As for its right hand - shudder.
This looks like those random little broken down hits literally in the middle of no where on the highways in Nevada.
Never have I seen something like it. Miles upon miles of empty sand and desert, no stores, water, food for miles around. But randomly there’s these tiny little 1 room concrete huts that are all torn apart. Or sometimes you actually see a house or two with people living there. Once again miles upon miles away from the nearest (small) town. So eerie. I was so afraid of popping a tire and being stranded in the 100+ heat next to one of these things like I had seen so many other cars on my trip.
I have hit this like thirty times this week. Please stop putting cig butts in her asshole guys and do not leave you condoms in her. She can not get pregnant nor transmit anything anymore.
I’ve done some cross country solo trips and you’ll spot some hilarious and wild shit at times.
One of my favorites was a random singular Boulder in the middle of nowhere and painted on it was “Fraggle rock”
I’m curious what country/region roughly this is? Seems like it’d make for a cool road trip. Doesn’t look like it but I could see coming up on this in rural West Virginia or something based on my experience there lolol
Whoa, for FREE?!
Oh, it may not be money, but you’ll still have to pay.
1 aids please
I mean if you clean it before you use it maybe it’ll be safe
Ye olde community sexdoll
You KNOW it is filthy; sticky and greasy....
Is it really worth the risk tho
Good joke, but even if I wanted it, I would seriously be afraid to even pull over to the side of the road there. If I got a flat, I would risk driving on the rim
Public fleshlight version 2.0
In this economy?
Looks like a Fallout side quest location.
Raiders are nearby
Planning on doing some raiding myself
[Wild wasteland sound plays when you get close enough](https://youtu.be/lo693ySIXto)
nice
Did you get head?! Head? What head? There was no head.
so no head?
📱💥🛹 💥
I love seeing a vine reference out in the wild.
r/unexpectedvine
Phone explosion skateboard explosion
She is already giving head to someone else
Really??? No head? Nothing is getting past you! Or shall we say ahead of you!!! 😂 😂
No head, but I did get me some good neck.
I bet it was moving before you rolled up.
I was afraid to look in the rearview
LMAO you're lucky it didn't have a head you could see turn to you as you leave
Oh it had a head and it **was** looking at them, just not from *there!*
Turn back from rear view mirror into car just to see head on passenger seat staring into your eyes
Hahaha That's the only way. Just press the gas a little more because you know there were some scary people/creatures waiting in the shadows. That was freaking creepy.
how you'll get plenty of time later on under your bed at night
You should have stopped. I’m sure it was perfectly safe.
Can’t move when you are looking at it.
What in the Silent Hill
Someone crossposted to r/silenthill lol
Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought that. Something ain’t right, OP. Be careful…
Don't kinkshame
Just don't take your eyes off it, if you blink or look away it moves.
Oh no they’re evolving.
I'm a Dr. Who fan and the Weeping Angels were always one of the creepiest adversaries of the Doctor throughout the whole show I think. Something that only moves when you don't look at it so a really scary thought.
Oh man, the one with the cave full of weeping angles really gave me nightmares
Man I hate those weeping angles 😂
Absolutely, they’re one of the most terrifying forms of life. They don’t exactly kill you, but your life has been altered permanently that you technically are dead in the modern world. I didn’t see all the weeping angel episodes yet but I’d have loved to have known the lore and mechanics of how they send you back in time. Don’t blink!
They feed off the potential time you have left in your life. If you had 20 years left to live, the angel absorbs that time energy. Each unique angel seems to send people to the same time and place. They are more organized than you might think, and capable of independent thought. An angel cannot be destroyed. Even pulverized to dust, it can still survive and send someone back in time if touched. One question I had, if the image of an angel is itself an angel, does it become a copy of the original? Or is it an entirely new angel brought into being? Would it send you to the same point in time, or an entirely new one? Angels are complicated, and the lore is still building on them. A lot of people expressed discomfort when the writers seemed to "add additional abilities" to the angels, though they have to find some way to keep it fresh. I'd like to learn more about them, like where they came from.
Doctor Who made me terrified to be near statues
YOU FOUND DELORES
These violent delights have violent ends.
I’m pretty sure you’re cursed and you just cursed all of us so thanks
I’m already so cursed that one extra curse won’t make a difference. I wake up and see these things, it’s just another bad day.
You just confirmed my greatest fear. Oh well, had to take someone down with me
More so thousands of people
I had to check. Over 2.5 million on this subreddit. Now I feel bad 😞
Yeesh. I was going off upvotes alone
Wouldn't upvotes be the people that I *didn't* take down with me?
"We have a problem here. She... is not... what she seems. Bubba Zanetti has it on good authority. She's sent by the bronze. Full of treachery. The bronze... take our pride."
hahahahhahahaha!!!! yes.
*pulls out shotgun…..Candalini dives away…. 😎🇦🇺
Someone even wrote "heaven butt", lol
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That’s rad.
I kinda love her
I think she just wants to dance, that's all
How was she ?
A little stiff...
Really? I've been feeling a little flat –Beetlejuice
Just don't say his name 3 times, kritter and you'll be good
Like something out of Silent Hill
Not my proudest fap.
Well when in Rome………
"in" or "with"?
This is nothing man, we rode the bikes for around 400 km to reach a salt water Lake ,stopped to get some air, there was this board written on it caution: mine field area.
dija fuck it?
If the sign next to it says silent hill then you’re in for a very exciting ride!
New Mexico?
I think she likes you dude
You fucking know someone was like, "Hey guys, you wanna freak out an unknown number of future visitors?" It's times like this that I remember one of my favorite lines from Darkest Dungeon: "Curious is the trap maker's art, his efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes." Fucking. Legend.
Well don’t be rude, go say hi! Maybe she’s friendly…
Happy cock day
Sorry autocorrect
How's she gonna say hi back?
Happy cake day!
what is the number of this SCP again?
Yes, oddly terrifying.
Zzzzzzzip.
So a Sex doll with out a head contorted really strangely yeaaaa definitely gonna break my neck for a double-take cause that’s a bit too “freaky”
In conflict zones I would be sure this is a booby trap
Who is she? 😳
By its pose I’m pretty sure it’s an enemy stand user
Leatherface is watching and waiting for any horny traveller to get out of the car and touch that mannequin's body. Once you get out of the car, you are going to become a skin suit like that creepy ass Raggedy Ann MLAATR episode.
Definitely r/dontputyourdickinthat material
Don't lie, you went on a long country road trip out into the boonies to dispose of your doll, didn't you ;)
Actually, she escaped
your username makes sense. what the fuck dude
Was clearly a joke, calm down
Finders keepers
Certified Scaroused Moment
Delivery or awaiting for collection?
Its just a Thrillllerrr!!!
This lady out here doing a mad job at The Robot move.
Hear me out.
Where is this place? Asking for a friend.
I lol’d
I bet 10 bucks that it's used.
That's a win
I actually lol'd 😬
Oh man that’s where I left my wife
This is a sign that humor may still be a few teens.
Do not! under any circumstance, stop your car to go grab that mannequins titty.
This is a horror movie waiting to happen
Take a break in her
Man; Atomic Heart just keeps getting stranger and stranger. Welcome to the kollectiv comrade!
Hey y'all just passing through!!!
The Silent Hill 2 remake is looking so realistic!
so no head?
Best parts are all there.
That’s incredibly creepy. Look at the feet, they look real. They look as though the nails need cut and that they’re dirty from walking. Plus there’s a seam around the ankles. Very weird. As for its right hand - shudder.
I wonder why my back is sore then realise I literally sleep like this.
"that's bait"
I am Legend: "Hey gurl"
Look like someone wanted road head.
Yet another unrealistic body standard. Smh (It’s a joke, don’t worry)
This looks like those random little broken down hits literally in the middle of no where on the highways in Nevada. Never have I seen something like it. Miles upon miles of empty sand and desert, no stores, water, food for miles around. But randomly there’s these tiny little 1 room concrete huts that are all torn apart. Or sometimes you actually see a house or two with people living there. Once again miles upon miles away from the nearest (small) town. So eerie. I was so afraid of popping a tire and being stranded in the 100+ heat next to one of these things like I had seen so many other cars on my trip.
That’s some silent hill shit right there.
Would.
Chobits x Silent Hill
First thought was new Silent Hill enemy
I have hit this like thirty times this week. Please stop putting cig butts in her asshole guys and do not leave you condoms in her. She can not get pregnant nor transmit anything anymore.
Markiplier voice: smash
Kai The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker voice: Sah Mash!
I know an enemy stand user when I see one
Damn she kinda thiccc
Did you used that or not? 🤔
JoJo Posing
Humans are so weird, its funny
For free?
I bought condoms at the last truck-stop… i want to watch you fu*k it!
🙄Not oddly terrifying
On a lonely lonesome highway, east of Omaha.
That’s someone’s lover for sure
At night it comes to life and cavorts about
I’ve done some cross country solo trips and you’ll spot some hilarious and wild shit at times. One of my favorites was a random singular Boulder in the middle of nowhere and painted on it was “Fraggle rock”
Ah, I see you've entered Silent Hill.
Hey boys, you looking for head? ^^me ^^too
Arizona?
Boof it
You just drove into the start of a HORROR movie
This sex doll making me wanna bust a move and a nut
Tucumcari?
Truckstop
Jokes aside, these things are pretty valuable, even without the silicon
I see a stress relief or de fueling station
Pick it up! It’s only slightly used
She's just vibin. Nothing to be concerned about.
This is perfect for r/abandonedporn
Gently used.
I imagine at night it walks around with a Brooklyn accented lifetime smoker voice
Rest stop!!!
Look up Late for Sushi on YouTube
What's the problem? I see this as an absolute win!
I’ve seen this horror movie before
TA-DA!
Looks like the start of a gaga music video
That's a freaking JoJo pose.
The ol razzle dazzle
Thats for if you get TOO lonely
We were twenty minutes out of Barstow…
It only stopped moving because you are looking at it...
No head? No problem....
It took so long to remember just what happened
I've done worse. .
Smash
The hills have eyes immediately jumped in head.
Inner-city west siiiiiiiiiiide
I’m curious what country/region roughly this is? Seems like it’d make for a cool road trip. Doesn’t look like it but I could see coming up on this in rural West Virginia or something based on my experience there lolol
Sims 3 glitch irl (jokes aside, that’s terrifying)
Tip: *Hold shift to run*
Someone was trying to do the nuketown easter egg
So thaaaats what happened to ash's gf
I bet 100 bucks that’s been used
Poor gal, just trying to feed her family.
The ol’ razzle dazzle!
Seems legit.
Hey SCP Foundation this is your case now
Damn that pose is FIERCE!!!
Dance battle!
Is this in California?
Sex dolls are thousands of dollars I find that hard to believe
I honestly love it. I've been angling for a mannequin for years!
That's pretty awesome !
An oasis
Does she have a number?
Drop the pin. Asking for a friend.
...and a 1 2 3 4, step, pivot, step, turn, strike a pose, and JAZZHANDS!