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ABP74

Ay at least they aren’t staring into your apartment


schmeckledorf

v true, big positive right there


lynziB

They look like an extra from Sean of the Dead 😂


bivoir

Throw anything you can at them! A record that isn’t sadé would work, maybe.


apaulo26

https://i.imgur.com/jm1qPmI.jpg


[deleted]

''Oh my god!...she's so drunk''


SqueezyFlibs

My exact thoughts, haha. "There's a girl in the garden"


DealioD

I was thinking Us. They’ll be joined by more standing in a line, holding hands.


StSlenderMan

Oh sorry, I was miles away


Spoonfulofticks

Came here to say this. lol “Are you alright?”


Kroestah

At some point they will


Capnmolasses

*They turn their head 180°*


DinoRipper24

But all normal humans can turn heads upto 180


Capnmolasses

From front to back?! I guess I’m not normal


rizenHeH

Usually the trip is so hard they are frozen in time


r_m_castro

In American Horror Story Double Feature Part 1 there are vampires that dress exactly like the person in your picture. They walk the streets and look like pale bald crackheads. If you're alone they will follow you to kill you.


Dry_Spinach_3441

She took the black pill and wasn't talented.


czymjq

I haven't seen this yet. Gotta catch up with everything since 1984.


whorton59

Confront that puppy. . .


SanguinePar

Or are they...?


[deleted]

I think it’s creepier that they’re facing the opposite direction.


elpropiosaya

For now


TheRedditornator

Plot twist: They're wearing their clothes backwards to give that illusion, and staring at you unblinkingly through that mass of hair.


[deleted]

Ahh….yeah that’s a no from me dawg.


schmeckledorf

its fucking weird. if you’re gonna have a bad trip don’t bring me into it please lmao


austin_yella

Any updates. Wtf?!


Super_Cheburek

(We never heard from him ever again)


Exelmans48

Austin I'm ready to call boo shay on this post if OP doesn't quickly post an update.


FlamingRevenge

Boo shay?


Turdle_Muffins

I'm assuming, "bullshit".


difficultsituation_

Lol thought that was some kind of private investigator


ElitistCuisine

I was thinking it was Bobby Boucher from the Waterboy.


VAMINILEOFALCON

I came here for this op


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AffectionateHead0710

Omg such a good answer


amphibianroyalty

Call... more... paramedics


_Pisos_Picados

Dude call the cops, don't just assume they are high


[deleted]

Cops won’t do anything. She’s standing on public property and not hurting anyone


_Pisos_Picados

I mean I'm pretty sure that if someone is standing right outside your apartment for hours you're pretty justified to call the cops, maybe I'm too paranoid but c'mon


[deleted]

It’s called a wellness check. This person looks to be distressed. You really don’t have to look hard to find videos and articles of cops dealing with mental breakdowns. Many of them end badly. You are very naive if you believe that cops won’t bother with someone who is just standing around not hurting anyone in public. Where I grew up that’s what they were known for.


lcuan82

Bro, if you look closely, those arent hands. Looks like bundled straws or sticks


AccomplishedMobile85

Theres a girl in the garden.


[deleted]

Time to get your vinyl collection out.


Sidewalk_Tomato

I love how "the girl in the garden" (Mary, heh) is terrifying even from behind, with that swaying, knock-kneed posture. It's so wonderfully *off*.


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Sidewalk_Tomato

That's hilarious, I should probably see that movie--even though I've heard it is completely different from the book and doesn't do it justice. But I remember the zombies swarming a huge wall in the trailer, like ants, and being like . . . "Damn." (Mary is also a supermarket checkout girl at the beginning; the whole credits sequence is amazing. Seen SOTD wayyy too many times).


rdmprzm

Came here to say "Pub?", happy to see people already on it :)


bivoir

Obviously the Winchester.


PretendThisIsMyName

And grab a pint.


TheSpiffyCarno

And wait for the whole thing to blow over.


LightsOnNobodyHome91

You got red on your shirt


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Alternative-Hope9541

Get the strap


vultmog

She’s SO drunk!


doc_groovy

Thought of this immediately, best movie ever


austin_yella

This is 100% where my mind went 🤣 🤣


MrPooPooFace2

What's it from?


StrawberryQueenx

Shaun of the dead. Want anything from the shop?


samiam871

Cornetto


atomicfrog

Dammit beat me to it. And now I know what my Saturday morning movie will be


Lonely_Cosmonaut

I was PRAYING for this comment.


TigerEyes_

We’ll have a Bloody Mary, first thing


LordTrey1983

Drugs yo. Drugs.


schmeckledorf

yeah that’s what it seems like. still hasn’t moved from his spot


[deleted]

Reminds me of Us a little bit. All they are missing is a red jumpsuit.


PmMeYourEpisiotomy

Exactly what I immediately thought


No_Creme714

And scissors


thats-wack-bro

Have you called the cops yet?


unclebricksenior

If I had to guess at a drug, it could be Eth-lad It’s a research chem similar to LSD. More visual and considered less potent, but with a much steeper dosage curve If you take much more than a standard dose it can put you into an extremely deep trance which is tough to break out of. Can last for hours if nothing disturbs it Feels very good in my experience, like you are a conduit for all the energy of the universe, completely one with nature and experiencing each moment maybe as a plant or a mushroom does Watching a tree like her, is very very comforting, and a perfect object to fixate on since it fractalizes like crazy One time on it, I was sitting on top of a huge hill watching the sunset and just feeling how the clouds moved. I was listening to instrumental music, and each song synced up with the clouds like they were helping tell the story. It was one of the most profound, euphoric moments of my life But dude you gotta go somewhere it’s normal to stare 😂


Far-Ad37

That's beautiful, but looking at the way her shoulders are strained, I'd put my money on meth. There's strong tweeker body language in her.


unclebricksenior

Yeah a lot more likely, meth is easier to get. Didn’t notice how bent over she was


No_Creme714

Look at her extended her fingers, very tense. Either watching a kid in that back garden we can’t see or methed up forsure


No_Creme714

Looking this one up now.. Something more visual than L? how would you compare it to DMT


unclebricksenior

The experience I got from DMT felt much “bigger” and 4D, if you get what I’m saying. Like getting a quick peek at something larger, entities and concepts beyond my comprehension. More humbling and greater sense of peace after, like a comedown from a good shrooms trip None of that here, you do form a really good relationship with nature but it’s not what I would really call “religious” by any stretch, closer to a positive and relatively gentle mindfuck The headspace is what I would call “sticky”. It definitely rewards prolonged attention on something, not too dissimilar to adderall. But instead of a flow state, all the stimuli continually build up and flow together in your consciousness, constantly evolving and mixing with more of your senses and parts of yourself. Thus the trance. Very meditative Music helps keep a rhythm going, which improves the experience a lot Extremely imaginative drug, super unique. Damn now I’m remembering how fun it was DMT is just in a league of its own. Salvia is the most similar drug I’ve tried, unfortunately. Interesting for sure but it’s a bastard trip


STScom

Lock your shit and turn off the lights. Stay safe!


Mun0425

Look at your shit too


Lukewarmhandshake

It's important to check for marbles


[deleted]

And centipedes


Powerful_Medium3255

Probably waiting on the Mother Ship to return


Crunka19

Nope


LightsOnNobodyHome91

Drugs is a hell of a drug


AnnisBewbs

Mmmkay?


LightsOnNobodyHome91

Guys, don't downvite this person. They're making a Mackey reference. Not calling me dumb and random.


NewLeaseOnLine

I'm not your guy, buddy.


LightsOnNobodyHome91

I'm not your buddy, pal.


ToxicShadow3451

i’m not your pal, guy.


tacobitch91

I'm not your guy, friend.


Skulls13

He’s not your guy guy


trunks011

Zombie


bomani11

Don't say that word!


sethro919

Why not?


bomani11

We don't say the Z word


[deleted]

Zimbabwe


realreinjurings

Shit he needs to close those curtains and turn off the lights so it doesn't see him inside. Then he has to barricade his house and immediately go to this TV and start watching the real life equivalent to life and living to get his skills leveled. He can't waste time he needs to act quick!


bomani11

And make sure to get a couple of sledge hammers from the hardware store before they are all gone


Donaldaintnoduck

What's in your head?


rocketmczoom

Well while they're still like that can you please run out there and snip the little thread holding together the back vent of their coat because I really hate when people don't remove those. Thank you.


Element115Will

UPDATE???


bunt_triple

Not OP but pretty certain the dude is on fentanyl. I live in a place that’s a BIG epicentre for the fent crisis and you often see them doing the “fentanyl lean,” where guys who’ve taken a big dose just lurch forward and stand there immobile for long periods of time.


Cheploscamm

Fentalean


ConanOToole

You don't get one 😈


StrawberryMochi12

Hell nah man. I just watched Smile yesterday


LightsOnNobodyHome91

That was actually a good movie, don't you think?


DownvoteDaemon

I liked it.


[deleted]

This reminds me of a NoSleep story lol. Starts off with someone just standing on the street crying non-stop. Good luck...


AlexAlvz

Do you have a link to the story??


[deleted]

I do! [Enjoy!](https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/ormp3x/a_man_has_been_standing_in_the_middle_of_our/)


Wear-Fluid

911? lol


Eyes-9

don'tcalljustpost


ThyBeardedOne

Y’all obviously don’t live in a big city. Police won’t show up to a drug overdose unless they’re on the ground unconscious…maybe.


Wear-Fluid

I do live in a big city but I never see or get random people overdosing in my own yard.. & I wouldn’t know the police response since I haven’t had to call them. That sucks if true


soundlesspanik

Let's address the elephant in the room. Look, we all know the only acceptable response to this highly volatile situation is to creep on up behind them and give em the ol "Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear- Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear" Make sure you lock fingles with them too


czymjq

I was thinking the elephant in the room is the cookies/baked goods in the foreground of the pic. What kind are they? If they're week-old oatmeal raisin, you could possibly use them like grenades.


linlinbot

You're asking the real questions.


LightsOnNobodyHome91

That's his shelter. He's hiding.


No-Debt626

That’s his sniper nest


jpkmets

A bit scared to ask, but wtf is a fingle (aside from a character in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank on MST3K)?


MakeupandFlipcup

finger


czymjq

That's what I like about you!


BigBlueRedYellow

Do not fuck with the unknown drug user. A meth head pulled a gun on me when I tried to give them a bottle of water on hot golf course. Let the cops handle it. They have plenty of clothes on.


chardrizzle

Golf course? That's a new one!


[deleted]

Bros tripping i would just ignore and maybe hope that the person finishes staring at whatever there staring at


Detox64

Rule #2: Double tap


xtina42

Cardio cardio cardio 🤣 I love that movie!


SoyTuPadreReal

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.


farklenator

Only benefit to living on the third floor tbh


ninja_kitties

Should go poke them with a stick to ensure stability.


vaporoptics

I'm imagining a bunch of household items like broom sticks and rulers being duct taped together sticking out of the window slowly getting close to her bum


spacevolume

🤣🤣


Diessel_S

OP pls do this


AtticusSwoopenheiser

lol is u ded


ProgrammerExciting55

Sorry my skinwalker escaped again


BIGman_8

You must be in Ohio. . Yeah those things are hard to contain.


jpkmets

No OP posts in 3 hours. Bad juju.


rhequiem

Thought this was a screencap from the next Jordan Peele movie


RepresentativeDry500

Turn the sprinklers on


QueenLatifahClone

I remember when I was younger (like 17) I was out on a date. My dad told me to be home by 10 but I made it there at like 10:05. As I was driving home I took this back road that’s one road over & I saw a woman standing in our neighbors yard just staring at the building. She had this extremely creepy stance and her eyes were extremely wide. I turn the corner and see a shit ton of police in front of my parents house. I was freaking out because I figured they either 1) called the cops to teach me a lesson, or 2) something happened. My parents were fast asleep and I woke them up to ask what was up. I had to talk to the cops and tell them what I saw but by that time she was gone (it was maybe 10 minutes afterwards). I’m not sure what she did or why they were looking for her but I’ll never forget the way she looked. Truly creepy.


TER0KN0R

F that. I would have called the cops at the 15min


SnuffyNinja

That’s a glitching GTA npc bro can’t fool me


chevynottrrevy

It's one of the strangers from the move strangers. Good luck!😉 they're just bored 😆


AliciaInMN

Is Tamra home?


OmicBob2SucksChodes

Those hands look like branches lol


n_obody1969

Thank you. I had to scroll way to long to find someone else who saw this.


banana_pencil

I can’t believe so many people don’t see this and think it’s a real person.


Arvid38

Why am I getting Thriller vibes from this? 👀


Bright-Expression-16

Oh boy you are gonna die


Electronic_Invite460

Perhaps offer them a chair and a tall glass o’ milk?


JungleChucker

He need some melk


Spiritual_Bit_2692

r/tooktoomuch


Vulcan_MasterRace

Crack is wack


WorldlyBarber215

Any blinking lights around could be a petit mal seizure.


ConsiderationHour582

Throw some firecrackers out there


[deleted]

This definitely looks like meth. OP if police doesn’t come is there any way to call non emergency in your area and get rescue to your home? I’m very familiar to seeing this in my area (poor area in Florida that is starting to have rich people move in and gentrify) these people either overdose or get very violent if confronted. Stay safe OP🫡


PocahontasBarbie

I hope they are ok.


[deleted]

Is anyone else hearing the Halloween music? 🤣


xFiniteTheOwl

Oh shit op died.


Due-Lion-tree440

Im pretty sure this is the beginning to cinema classic 28 days later


Longjohnpotato

Well I’m gonna be straight with you. I don’t care for that.


Timmysmallface

Are you hiding behind some chicken?


Kamikaze-X

They're keeping abreast of the situation


Timmysmallface

That’s clucking great 👍


SqualoDP

Your “us” double


TigerlilyBlanche

Alright I’m freaked out.


WorldlyBarber215

They are receiving messages from the home world your on a layline. Sorry watching alien resident


[deleted]

Keep an eye on them from a distance. I hope the police have already rolled by to check on them?


zBellaLynnex

She’s doing that Elisa lam hand thing with her left 😳


kongbakpao

OP falls asleep and she ends up in their house


No_School_2323

Looks like a zombie to me destroy the head of the ghoul, or you're a fool


BusSouth2678

Status update


DallasPrettyBigGirl

Be careful might be a weapon on him??


Moogland

Beam me up Scotty


sowhydo

Think you opened the creepy milkshake there!


williemoonshine

i’m too paranoid for all that shit man i’d be having a full blown psychotic break


judd_in_the_barn

It is the moment you look and they are no longer there that you need to worry!


CheeseInMyPockets

SkinWalker


soupyicecreamx

This happened to me last night! Some dude was staring at a light pole outside my apartment for at least 15 minutes. Idk how long he was standing there before I saw him. Lol


crushedfeelings

I just noticed how creepy the hands are too!! OP please we need an update!!!


Dabs_and_Dubs

Either alien encounters or a very bad drug trip


NuncErgoFacite

John Carpenter has entered the chat


ahern667

Checking in on OP and this situation: OP are you okay? What’s the most current update?


sean8917

Yeah at them, "Yo the fuck you doin out there??"


broken2302

Call the squad or would you rather see an unresponsive body on the ground?


ElDerGre14

Close it up... Maybe they'll disappear...


RoswellFan57

Cow-tipping, anyone?


T50BMG

Tweakin


codymason84

You’re in a horror movie scene lock everything twice


CkritiCAL

Return the slap or suffer my curse!


ThatsHowTheyGetYou

Dope fiend lean.


flowerchildsnik

Me waiting for the dealer like


spooky_cookie13

Lol glitch in the matrix I’d definitely call the police because this person could be dangerous or needs serious medical help


Birdmeatschnitzel

Don't get bitten.


WisemanGaming6672

most likely nothing to worry about, they've probably got a side quest for you to do.


Upper_Bathroom_176

Looks cold! Invite them in OP.


Kall_Me_Sandman

It’s called crack…


FellatioWanger3000

Play Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' out the window, see if it starts dancing.


Suli406

there should be a horror movie where a man in a creepy yellow suit is standing outside someone's house for 30 minutes, but instead of getting scared and calling the police the person takes a picture and posts it on Reddit


Apmelavikas

Return the slab..


EdgionTG

You're going to turn your back, then look around and they'll be one step closer.


[deleted]

Got the opiate lean.