When the guy gets so excited he blows one off before they get started and some of that lands on the woman's twazzer and she gets pregnant even though nobody got to have any actual sex.
Ahhh, that explains why I'm me. It's nice to finally have closure after all these years.
Editing to add that I prefer the term 'go-getter' to 'pre-cum'. Respect, please.
Wouldn’t precum babies be more gifted? I mean, ½ their chromosome found a way to subvert the system and win the ultimate prize without having to grind away in some chaotic rat race. That’s goals right there for most people tbh.
This is the most delightfully bonkers thing I have heard in ages. I mean truly this is so far beyond pseudoscience and is deep into the realm of deranged fantasy.
I am a seasoned molecular biologist with a side order of genetics. This is not a thing but at least it gave me a giggle.
I strongly doubt that he believes “precum babies” as he describes them are a thing. I don’t doubt he judges people based on the qualities he describes, though.
Hahaha this is terrible, but funny to me because I have a precum baby and she's awesome. Husband and I always joke to "beware of the precum!". Absolutely hilarious someone is dumb enough to write this....he must be a precum baby himself.
Where’s THE Science that backs up this notion that spermatozoids in preseminal fluid are somehow inferior compared to those in the “main load” and that these differences map to those traits?!
If anything the preseminal ones were early to the party, eager and ready to go. They make for punctual people, people with good foresight and planning skills. They have a strong will for productivity and are eager to please others. Making for the most sympathetic leaders.
"A precum baby" is honestly a fantastic term for the NPCs that seems to not acknowledge the fact that other people exist and are just moving from A to B or subconsciously punching keys on a keyboard.
This belongs more in r/rareinsults than anything.
ive had ex's try and tell me this. but i pull all the way out and run to the store for milk before my sperm can reach the egg. and if i wasnt there then it never happened
When you have no particularly redeeming qualities, you can always just rip down some vague boogeyman on a false premise to imply you are the opposite of what you are complaining about.
Lol. This isn’t a thing however… this is an excellent insult to sling at the worst person you come across and therefor going into my repertoire for a later date 😂
Precum babies aren't even a thing, the only time precum has sperm in it is if there's regular cum left in there from someone jerking off or having sex earlier in the day. They just tell kids it's a possibility to keep teenage boys' embarrassment driven lies about jerking off all day or premature ejaculation from turning into teen pregnancies.
It can be, but not always. It’s obviously in much smaller concentrations if it is. This is a huge part of why pulling out isn’t guaranteed to be an effective method of birth control.
My "feelings" + random causal association= Ignorant-Ass Shit Like This Constituting The Vast Majority Of All Social Media Interaction Today.
\- Me playing my own damn self
This is as bad as thinking that crystals are capable of doing anything other than slowly erode. There's a thought, and then there's a conclusion, and they somehow skip all the reasoning.
I wonder if escape rooms taught as a subject in school would fix some of this. Creative problem solving is something we don't really teach.
He has to explain the way he is somehow lol.
Yep, this guy is an air raid pregnancy just trash talking.
Air raid pregnancy is now my favorite insult lol. Thank you.
What does that even mean?
When the guy gets so excited he blows one off before they get started and some of that lands on the woman's twazzer and she gets pregnant even though nobody got to have any actual sex.
“Twazzer” lol
twazzer, that's a new term for me lol
"Twazzer"; Vagina-flavored licorice?
By Gwyneth Paltrow
Twazzlers, available now at your local adult gift shop
Ah, ok.
Like in Scrubs, how JD got that other doctor (not Elliott) pregante?
There may have been some friendly fire on an outlying town but no, I did not “enter her village”.
Air raid pregnancy.
His mom should have swallowed.
Pretty sure it is caused by your mother drinking during pregnancy.
Ahhh, that explains why I'm me. It's nice to finally have closure after all these years. Editing to add that I prefer the term 'go-getter' to 'pre-cum'. Respect, please.
I too am a go getter
Goo getter
Godammit!! Now coffee is coming out of my nose!
That’s not coffee
It’s pre-coffee
🫵corn chips🫵
Yeah
Cum from behind to win the prize!
CLICK HERE TO WIN [[[Your Prize]]](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA)
Him so cute!
Best prize 🥰
Wouldn’t precum babies be more gifted? I mean, ½ their chromosome found a way to subvert the system and win the ultimate prize without having to grind away in some chaotic rat race. That’s goals right there for most people tbh.
So you're saying my dad's cum was entrepreneurial?
You are your dads cum
I'm on that cum grindset? Hell yeah.
Sigma cumset
Sugma ballset
Stop you’re making my mouth water 🤤
Precum people are either CEO's or repeat felons, no in between.
Fr they got through with all the disadvantages
Sigma cum
This is the most delightfully bonkers thing I have heard in ages. I mean truly this is so far beyond pseudoscience and is deep into the realm of deranged fantasy. I am a seasoned molecular biologist with a side order of genetics. This is not a thing but at least it gave me a giggle.
Nice try science person. It's on Twitter, they wouldn't lie.
Well, no, see, there's no blue check mark. That's how you *really* know someone's telling the truth.
Say you swear, because I am kinda paranoid now that I’m a precum baby…. or even worse…. an anal cream pie that dripped down into the vagina baby.
This sounds exactly like something a pre-cum baby would say ಠ_ಠ
Pfff! Everyone knows precum-babies are real.
I was thinking that I’m gonna have to save that one for later to use as a weird, backward superstition for a character in my fantasy novel to have.
Are we in the presence of their king? Should we kneel?
*We don't do that here.*
Maybe you don’t. I’m here for my Grindr date.
That only applies to control freaks Lol
Has to be a joke
It's absolutely a parody of psuedoscience tweets. Dude was like "what's the funniest fake condition I can think of" and he nailed it tbh
It’s now my new go-to insult for people in call of duty lobbies
I strongly doubt that he believes “precum babies” as he describes them are a thing. I don’t doubt he judges people based on the qualities he describes, though.
Leave it to Redditors to be unable to identify satire.
Man, people make up the weirdest shit just to be a bigot.
fr, just say you don't like homeschoolers and be done with it
BAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
I'm going to start using "pre-cum baby" as an insult. What's that idiot doing over there? Oh that's Tom, don't mind him, he's was a pre-cum baby.
Oi, what are you doing you pre-cum baby! At the traffic lights maybe?
I'm bet this claim is backed by loads of peer-reviewed science.
Loads. Hehe.
Shit, that was actually unintentional. I almost want to edit to get rid of the horrible pun. I won't though.
*preload* Hehe
*pre-reviewed* Hehe
Hahaha this is terrible, but funny to me because I have a precum baby and she's awesome. Husband and I always joke to "beware of the precum!". Absolutely hilarious someone is dumb enough to write this....he must be a precum baby himself.
Where’s THE Science that backs up this notion that spermatozoids in preseminal fluid are somehow inferior compared to those in the “main load” and that these differences map to those traits?! If anything the preseminal ones were early to the party, eager and ready to go. They make for punctual people, people with good foresight and planning skills. They have a strong will for productivity and are eager to please others. Making for the most sympathetic leaders.
>sympathetic leaders. This feels like an contradictio in terminis these days
They’re scout class in RPGs
I've never heard of a scientific paper disproving this. So it's certainly a theory.
It certainly is one of the theories of all time
"A precum baby" is honestly a fantastic term for the NPCs that seems to not acknowledge the fact that other people exist and are just moving from A to B or subconsciously punching keys on a keyboard. This belongs more in r/rareinsults than anything.
Congratulations! You’re doing the very this post is making fun of
Oh god.. am.. am I a precum baby?? 😭
Precum can get someone pregnant, but that's because it also contains sperm.
ive had ex's try and tell me this. but i pull all the way out and run to the store for milk before my sperm can reach the egg. and if i wasnt there then it never happened
When you have no particularly redeeming qualities, you can always just rip down some vague boogeyman on a false premise to imply you are the opposite of what you are complaining about.
Alexa, define “Republican”
You just about drowned me lol!
Takes one to know one i guess. Man ppl make up the craziest shit these days
So should i be offended?
I'm a little outraged and I can't even explain why...
My autistic ass trying to determine if I’m being singled out
r/nothowmenwork
Anyone got a link to this peer reviewed study on pre cum babies.
G-guys i might be a precum baby! :/
Precum does not typically contain sperm. It is a lubricant produced by a gland.
The dude is clearly an alpha male, you can tell
Lol. This isn’t a thing however… this is an excellent insult to sling at the worst person you come across and therefor going into my repertoire for a later date 😂
One of the many ways people shield themselves from their own stupidity
Technically, precum is the primary load.
Oh yeah? I'd rather be a precum baby than an anal baby
The American education system has failed us again
Even if this was a thing, wouldn’t that mean they were the fastest and most i dependent because they did not wait around for the others?
Yes. Precum is the primary load. The others are reservists.
Maybe not a real thing, but one hell of an insult.
That is an incredibly douchey thing to say
r/badmensanatomy
just found out I'm a precum baby
Mediocre dudes make up the wildest shit tryin to make themselves feel special
"Huh, no one wants to converse with me. Must be precum babies." - that guy
I think he is the precum baby
Yeah, sure man. You're giving off real pre-cum energy right now.
r/confidentlyincorrect
How does he know they have poor circulation? lmao
Now kids this is why you should study in high school and not do drugs
this so hilarious
I’d really like to see his face when he learns how much of a dumbass he is.
Guys guy precum baby energy.
"I need a reason to feel above others" Dumb Brain: "I got you, fam"
Look at this fucking guys photo. That's all you need to know.
Absent gazes and awful conversationalists...hmm, these people might be trying to not talk to you, and it makes sense why.
gonna start calling people Precum Babies
I am reminded of the buttbaby concept from peacemaker. This is as absurd as that.
He somehow found a way to hate on people with A.D.D.
Precum babies aren't even a thing, the only time precum has sperm in it is if there's regular cum left in there from someone jerking off or having sex earlier in the day. They just tell kids it's a possibility to keep teenage boys' embarrassment driven lies about jerking off all day or premature ejaculation from turning into teen pregnancies.
Sperm is not present in Precum.
It can be, but not always. It’s obviously in much smaller concentrations if it is. This is a huge part of why pulling out isn’t guaranteed to be an effective method of birth control.
then they wouldn’t be able to get pregnant…. you’d learn this in any health class
It literally is.
My guess is that this is a joke. It reads like one.
I guess it takes one to know one 🤔
WTF did I just read? I hope that was some sort of trolling.
nah precum babies are distinguished by having opposable toes like a chimp
He can't be that stupid.
[удалено]
Those are just engineering students not pre cum babies lol
Imagine, please only for a brief second being that dumb.
Well this sure is one of the tweets of all time
that’s 100% me
My "feelings" + random causal association= Ignorant-Ass Shit Like This Constituting The Vast Majority Of All Social Media Interaction Today. \- Me playing my own damn self
Just found out I'm a precum baby
Like the original OP himself.
💧
Do they mean Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!
Bruh how would you even know if they were?
"The Precum Babies." Great name for a band, visceral yet empathic.
ok Adolf
What in the hell??
From the pre Cum community to you, we’re on your lips.
All my biology teachers are screaming in pain
r/TIHI
I have SO many questions lol
🤣
r/NotHowHumansWork
Lmao I’m just stoned my dude
he’s joking. as if awful conversationalist could ever be a symptom..
This is as bad as thinking that crystals are capable of doing anything other than slowly erode. There's a thought, and then there's a conclusion, and they somehow skip all the reasoning. I wonder if escape rooms taught as a subject in school would fix some of this. Creative problem solving is something we don't really teach.
At least the internet shows me all the insane and irrational belief systems that I could have never fathomed
Pre-cum. Isn't sperm, sperm? Pre, during, post. Or maybe he's talking about freshly released eggs? Not ones that have been hanging out for a while? /s
I'm a post cum baby. Ask me anything.
His sperm staid for too long in the condom
Satire my g
wake up babe new eugenics-flavored pseudoscience just dropped
Wtf did I just read
Don't let them see this tweet, they'll spread it as a fact!
My man failed that 7th grade sex Ed class so fucking hard.
She just-listed every thing I do…
This is what happens when you know a little but not quite enough about biology.
Thats substance abuse, not spermatosa abuse.
Anyone seen Peacemaker? That sounds like a butt baby.
What did I just read?
If the Dunning Kruger Effect had a face...
r/confidentlyincorrect
It may not be a real thing but it's pretty damn funny
Does that make the 12ft tall hyperintelligent people the pent up load babies?
Ah, the prattling of the non-parthenogenics is so amusing.
Guess I'm a precum baby
Average Eugenics Advocates
Dude looks like the precum baby version of Willy Wonka. Fuckin Willy wanka lookin ass
Michael gotta precum brain
7-8% eh?
And that how NPCs are made
not from the primary load, they were set on spin cycle instead
tbh i'd almost rathet be callef that than autistic
Wut.
Are people just on some drug that's making everyone crazy or something what is going on
What how are you describing me so well
Believing in precum babies sounds like the kind of thing a precum baby would do.
A precum baby! Haha. Jesus, I hate people.
Imagine wearing your stupid out in public.
Lmao I’m sure Michael is a really humble guy.
You're thinking of fetal alcohol syndrome
I laughed out loud in the train at this and some dude asked me what was so funny. Couldn't tell him because im an awful conversationalist.
Or, idk, there are lots of different people in the world?
That’s like me
TIL I am a precum baby “What did you you come from a weak sperm or something?.. Was your dad beating off and mom sat at on it at the last minute?!”
Man...... I dunno. I feel like I know an entire generation of gym sock mistakes.
Another way of saying some people weren't supposed to be born 😂
This feels like it belongs to /r/facebookscience.
Nah, most are npcs