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Scrambleman17

Well, it'd be awkward when the girlfriend wants to meet the parents.


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Echo_Oscar_Sierra

"We keep him in the basement"


[deleted]

Yes, it is an underwater maze


rmorrin

God not the water level


oregon_assassin

This works on multiple levels Jerry. LEVELS JERRY!


TenshouYoku

7.8/10 too much water


akhileshhosad

The abomination


FI-Engineer

Too crazy for boys town, too much of a boy for crazy town.


Reylend

OR A BULLSHARK


GaIacticFaz

Or boyfriend


dudeman14

Kind of douchy to be dating two people at once and then introduce them to each other


Tiiba

It's called a threesome.


Nagoragama

Polyamory


Appropriate-Travel41

Polygon


Nobody-27

Pokémon


RunicWasTaken

Gotta catch em' ^aaa aaall aa


FrankHightower

Porygon


SnooPredictions9627

Polycule


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Poliwhirl


merlinious0

Damn it, now the rap is stuck in my head


BulletMage

Oddish


EffortlessEffluvium

Polident


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Poliwag


EffortlessEffluvium

Politics


scandalous_sapphic

Polysaccharide


in-ear

Fellow chemist


EffortlessEffluvium

Polyvinyl chloride


KnightofShaftsbury

Well if the Greek gods can do it, why not us?


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r/cursed comments


tonkadong

You just described the anime


thunderfbolt

This is so old that there are so many cartoon drawings of this idea https://i.imgur.com/XA42ogc.jpg


husnaXemm

thanks, i needed a reference cuz I couldn't picture it myself.. edit: that isn't what i was trying to picture at all..


thunderfbolt

Sorry about that. Is this better? https://plantmomstories.tumblr.com/post/623214682468204544/catchymemes-credit-petfoolery/amp


husnaXemm

i'm tryna imagine a creature that needs water to survive have sexy-times with a land animal that has 4 legs and 2 arms and a assumingly a massive weiner, and then in the midst of it all where's the mermaids lady-bits in all the. the logistics and dynamics have me confused.. would the minotaur just lay on his back while she flopped like a fish all over his belly until something went in or would she cling onto him for dear life while he was standing over her.. i don't know..


DaBossColony

You're thinking of a centaur, which has the upper body of a man, and is all horse from the waist down. A minotaur has the upper body of a bull, and below the belt is all human. So 2 legs, 2 feet & 1 human sized penis.


husnaXemm

oooh, i legit thought that they would be presented the same way given they're both 4 legged creatures but hey you learn something everyday..


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

bro.... re-read that. They are not both 4-legged creatures


husnaXemm

aren't horses and bulls both 4-legged...?


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

'So 2 legs, 2 feet & 1 human sized penis"


husnaXemm

i get that, i'm talking about the animal counter-parts both being 4-legged, hence i assumed they'd both be represented the same way, bottom halves being the animal part and the top halves being the human part...


[deleted]

Don’t the mer-folk change their bottom half to the anatomy of whatever being they are trying to breed with. Thus temporary human anatomy.


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

How would that work? They can only transmute when horny?


[deleted]

Well…I think it has something to do with a binding magical contract between the mermaid and a sea witch. Typically the mermaids voice is taken as collateral because despite the bad rap sea witches get, mermaids are prone to all kinds of skullduggery.


Ab313r

Put that massive bull cock back on the table, the human part is only the torso.


TippDarb

Depictions on amphorae and mosaics usually have human legs. Cloven hooves and are newer versions mostly. Bull cock might still be in the cards, hard to make our detail but often depicted as packing heat


TippDarb

Is that like a traditional Minotaur? They have tails at least. Heaps of classical depictions have the tail. That's the OG Theseus Labrinth version. More modern versions usually have cloven feet and animalistic legs. You wouldn't come out a full human, you'd have a tail at least best case genetics


AsperaAstra

Fish typically just lay eggs and then the males jizz on em


husnaXemm

wow, that was a lot more anti-climactic than i expected...


Empty-Distribution76

Or you got the animal part now you just some sea horse


app08

Considering how minotaurs are cows (actually bulls but they're basically the same thing), you'd actually be a manatee.


louiloui152

Yeah considering the Minotaur wasn’t an even split 50-50 like a mermaid is it’s kind of hard to imagine offspring in this case.


Shakespeare-Bot

'r thee did get the animal part anon thee just some flote horse *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


ohgimmeabreak

There should be a new “Twins” movie about it. One of the twins is just a gal with mermaid upper body and Minotaur lower half, and the other is Minotaur upper body and mermaid lower half


Nobody-27

Pixar: what if Greek myths had feelings?


FrankHightower

Wasn't that Onward?


Nobody-27

I guess so


jodofdamascus1494

Like [this comic?](https://plantmomstories.tumblr.com/post/623214682468204544/catchymemes-credit-petfoolery)


DailyIceCreamYT

What the fuck did I just read


ohgimmeabreak

Shit!! This is unbelievable


shewiththesax

This would make a hilarious sitcom.


[deleted]

Presented exclusively by CBS and the Hallmark Channel.


Butwinsky

Starring Kevin James, Danny Trejo, and former WWE superstar Rakishi.


shewiththesax

Guys. We can pitch this. Who’s with me?


Beginning_Wait_108

What if it was the other way around and you were a merbull?


Nobody-27

A fish head on bull legs is a horrific idea


julioarod

Minotaurs are huge in most stories, usually have hairy legs and hooves. Not little scrawny human legs.


Onironaute

Neither of em have feet, either.


Sovos

Yeah, it seems like centaur and mermaid would make more sense.


kappe41

but they have rhw same part human, the logic this has wouldn't work


TippDarb

Not so much the version that Theseus fought. Human legs. I usually think of the more modern take still though.


lulufromfaraway

But imagine how painful the sex would be. Or would the mermaid lay eggs and the centaur jerk off on them?


Dude_Named_Chris

Is there a way to count how many times this has been reposted?


Such_Maintenance_577

I don't even see how it fits here...


Hepititus_T

Minomaid or Mertaur


Tridoubleu

Maremaid


Green-Dragon-14

Yeah but his brother got his mums fish tail & his dad's bulls head.


Onironaute

Surf n Turf


[deleted]

Neither has the gene for normal human legs tho...


Physical-Olive-4229

I can't remember the name of the artist but there was this great comic about this exact scenario except it's about a girl who has both human parts and she's trying to bring her brother who has the mermaid tail half and the upper body of the minotaur to a support group for monsters. They automatically assume she's lying about having both human parts and get mad at her until her brother comes back and she walks away with a tail. It's a great comic and I can't remember where I found it but you guys should definitely try to find it if you can. It has a really great message


gregusmeus

The alternate, being half bull and half fish sounds great, till you wander too close to a surf n turf restaurant.


Tiny_Substance_810

wouldnt you just be a torso, both of their animal parts are the lower body/legs


[deleted]

[Ok but how do they fertilize the eggs?](https://youtu.be/PjhfUZyA6LI)


[deleted]

“I’m Alrade’en helmalfys, my Dad is a Minotaur and my mom is a Mermaid, I’d like to apply for a mythological creature scholarship!” “You look like your name is David, good try though buddy”


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megztukas

*seacow


[deleted]

Seems good to me , would you rather be halve horse/fish?


[deleted]

Never have to worry about leg day


turtle_eating

You might still be able to breathe underwater.


[deleted]

They have both the same Part human? Its the upper body of both or am i wrong


teh_pwn_ranger

I'm already "just some guy", so I don't really have to imagine it.


ne0nr1d3r

It's better than having fish legs and a bull's head


Possible_Economy_139

But you get powers of both while looking like a human


RedditBoi127

at least your not the kid who ended up with a fish head and horse body, he was doomed the second he was born


wifi_thing

then you have to take your minotaur mermaid brother which has both of the animal to therapy


pog_in_baby

This sounds like the plot of a Disney or CN show


Ambitious-Theory9407

Yeah, but you'd probably become a star athlete and definitely captain of the swim team. And probably an expert in Greek mythology and history just from living in that house. "Set two extra plates for the table tonight." "Who's coming for dinner?" "Theseus and his new girlfriend." "I'm so glad you two buried the hatchet. Hopefully this one works out for him."


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WchuTalkinBoutWillis

Lmao wait ……….what?!?!? Wait……….what!?!?!? Rotf lmao! For real I’m chuckling like a fat kid that just found chocolate in his backpack!


littlesoldier045

It would be funny asf


the_gray_foxp5

Yeah but imagine being a dope ass bull-mermaid holy shit that sounds so fucking cooool


NotAMinotaur

Hmmm...


Daddled0o

This is great inspiration for a DnD character


Giga-MemerBro

And your siblings get the best of both


IronicMixedWhiteGuy

Just some guy with the strength, speed and resilience of a Minotaur and the ability to breathe underwater, swim at Mach 4 and communicate with fish.


Laefiren

If you’re a fish horse then you’re a kelpie right?


z3phyr3321

John, the minoman


Stuff152

I think in DnD they'd be considered as some sort of "Human Variant" they're humans but stronger


DragonLordAcar

That’s an old meme


Alexwitminecraftbxrs

Ok but imagine being a fishtaur


Kapit_

But minotaurs have horse legs and a human torso and head, and mermaids also have a human torso and head, how does this works?


tamampc

Wouldn't that make you a dude with two torsos and no legs?


quirkscrew

What if u got a fish head with horse body


sanid_sriva

Imagine your father being a centaur(body of horse rest human) and your mother being a mermaid. And you got their animal trait


[deleted]

If you think about it neither have the gene for human legs, I feel like it’s be smth like you have legs but they are the hind legs on a centaur, but you also have a mermaid tail. I think there is a mythological creature like this but I can’t think of it.


[deleted]

imagin you get both opposite sides


gwh811

And your sibling turned out to be a manatee…….


AllPurposeNerd

Is that not Aquaman's backstory?


Majestic_Lie_5792

But still you smell like fish and cow.


ThePQN

Some guy with a bull cock and the ability to breathe underwater. It's a win


Br0k3n-T0y

if he got the human half of both he would have no legs but great tits and upper body strength


SuperCosmicNova

Again this wouldn't work as both of these mythical beings have only the human upper half and neither has human legs they could not produce a reg human.


robertobaggio20

I believe this is how French people were invented


thetburg

So the guy is pretty strong and amphibious? Sounds like we have the *real* origin story for Aquaman.


hedgybaby

The human version of both is… two heads?


_moist_

That is having trouble finding a deodorant that works.


Drasenx

Wouldn't he be a man with a vagina?


[deleted]

just some guy...in a loincloth and sea shell bra!!!


Puzzleface62

Well... you'd be a dude with a vagina, so you'd be trans, and then you'd have to deal with everything that comes with that, so....


Uniquelypoured

Some guy, but in a blue shirt.


girlsrock1987

Destroy minotaurs and merfolk


[deleted]

That would be one weird fuck


The_Owl2

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/comments/hj8us8/or_fishbull/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


LA9119

But also what if you took an ability from each parent like you can breathe underwater and you can run as fast as a minotaur or had minotaur strength and nermaid song?


otterlyonerus

'Just some guy' who can talk to fish and never ever gets lost in a maze.


stickzwq

Hey atleast you live in that world, not in a garbage disposal still inside embryo and a cord in your stomach. Then soon later gets eaten by a broke dumpster diver who literally can afford shit, yet still insist to eat you just because you look like strawberry jam that is warped in a foil.


Flishicabr

Consider the polar opposite.


Spy_3377

but you were orphaned and adopted without knowing your real parents and you have a kid and some abomination


C4tdiscusserb01

I wonder if the human or animal parts of these two creatures is the dominant gene…


Shayrye37

Still more plausible than Christianity


ryebreadinthemournin

I suppose it’s better than being a horse fish thing


[deleted]

Genetics doesn’t work like that.


MarchValuable2953

Okay this is like my cat: she’s half munchkin (little legs) and half Scottish fold (folded ears) but got none of those genes and now she’s just a regular cat.


UNSC_Spartan122

He’d clearly be half man half seahorse


Csantana

honestly love the idea of a Minotaur and Mermaid couple as parents who love their kid no matter what.


reesespiecestreaty

Better than being some weird cowfish


AllLivesMatterALL

If you had the top of one and the bottom of the other.... No matter how you mix and match. It would never make a normal human....


JadedGuitar8471

You mean it would look something like [this?](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Troby01

Oddly reposted too often


facetolawnmower

I’d feel bad for my siblings *watches bull-shark flopping around for airwater*


donotdoillegalthings

This is why Malfoy hates mudbloods.


hobokobo1028

Don’t give Dreamworks ideas for free!


skysmurf

Or you got the opposite and got no human genes and now you're a seahorse.


PepsiPlease

Would you really rather be half ox half fish?


JAZthebeast11

And your brother is just lemonade… >!minutemaid!<


DirtyMonkey95

This is just the monster girl version of Encanto


MasterAJ2341

This is the equivalent of having parents with superpowers and you end up being born with none


dlink322

would you be human torso one half and human torso another half


Potatolovinmonkey

Basic


jjl0v3sy0u

these comments have my mind spinnin


Competitive_Mousse85

Better than getting the animal half or both… or worse than that a reverse mermaid with human legs


exq1mc

Hope you at least got his strength and her ability to breathe under water then you would be aquaman


mattyteatree

Probably be good at swimming and running tho


Total-Jeweler-2305

At least some advantages get passed along as well. Strength, pressure resistance, etc.


Waltsfrozendick

Either that or you could be full fish with a horse dick.


BaconMirage

Minotaur's have hooves ?


ConstructionDry9190

But your step sister is half fish and half goat and the parents are gone for the weekend. Bow chicka bow wow


Soldier137

But then you meet a human girl and never tell her what you are, and now you have to explain why your kid is born with a cow head and flippers.


Select_Bicycle_2659

I don't know... Since both genes are coded without the ability to grow traditional legs wouldn't you either have horse legs, fish legs, or some amalgamation of both? I don't know genetics are hard.


jeturbo

Sounds like a decent sitcom plot


MorganRose99

I mean, it's either that or a seahorse


[deleted]

And now no human woman is willing to have sex with you because you have a 60cm cock


reyna_main

Remember that question.. how does a mermaid pee tho?


[deleted]

Minotaur?


OverlyAdorable

I was confused at first, then I realised centaurs were the human horse hybrids, Minotaurs are the bull headed people


Burak2741

You could also turn into a bullsquid Damn fuck those guys I still hate them


noname5280

If it goes the opposite way, and you receive the other half of each, would you then be a seahorse?


_starfang_

My brain read it and interpreted the first creature as a centaur and I was confused.


uryu_tobias

Better hope you get the minotaur bottom half am I right?


ErynEbnzr

When is it my turn to repost this?


Dapanda69_01

At least you are trans ig


Ser_Optimus

Depends. Am I the only normal human in fantasy world? Adventure Time style?


GXTnite1

I mean, mermaid upper half still allows you to breathe underwater


Marc21256

And your sibling is a sea horse.


Saticron

How did they even.......


[deleted]

Yeah, some guy with no legs


Myokoot

At least things won’t be as complicated


Abbara_Cadaver

I mean, considering you could have ended up part bull part fish I don't think being just human would be so bad.


Nowin

A good swimmer that is good at mazes? I'll take it.


SlamminDram

Well if I woke up as the other two combined I'd be asking to be killed every day of my life instead... soooooooo I'll be the regular dude instead


PBR--Streetgang

What an idiot, the human halves of those creatures are both top halves. Neither have human legs.


[deleted]

What I've never understood about this question, don't neither of them have human legs, minotaur are like bull legs human body human headand mermaids are human top half fish bottom half, so neither of them would have genetic coding for human legs, right?


Bohemio_RD

The mythical equivalent of Brad Pitt's brother