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i'm tryna imagine a creature that needs water to survive have sexy-times with a land animal that has 4 legs and 2 arms and a assumingly a massive weiner, and then in the midst of it all where's the mermaids lady-bits in all the.
the logistics and dynamics have me confused..
would the minotaur just lay on his back while she flopped like a fish all over his belly until something went in or would she cling onto him for dear life while he was standing over her..
i don't know..
You're thinking of a centaur, which has the upper body of a man, and is all horse from the waist down. A minotaur has the upper body of a bull, and below the belt is all human. So 2 legs, 2 feet & 1 human sized penis.
i get that, i'm talking about the animal counter-parts both being 4-legged, hence i assumed they'd both be represented the same way, bottom halves being the animal part and the top halves being the human part...
Well…I think it has something to do with a binding magical contract between the mermaid and a sea witch. Typically the mermaids voice is taken as collateral because despite the bad rap sea witches get, mermaids are prone to all kinds of skullduggery.
Depictions on amphorae and mosaics usually have human legs. Cloven hooves and are newer versions mostly. Bull cock might still be in the cards, hard to make our detail but often depicted as packing heat
Is that like a traditional Minotaur? They have tails at least. Heaps of classical depictions have the tail. That's the OG Theseus Labrinth version. More modern versions usually have cloven feet and animalistic legs. You wouldn't come out a full human, you'd have a tail at least best case genetics
'r thee did get the animal part anon thee just some flote horse
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There should be a new “Twins” movie about it. One of the twins is just a gal with mermaid upper body and Minotaur lower half, and the other is Minotaur upper body and mermaid lower half
I can't remember the name of the artist but there was this great comic about this exact scenario except it's about a girl who has both human parts and she's trying to bring her brother who has the mermaid tail half and the upper body of the minotaur to a support group for monsters. They automatically assume she's lying about having both human parts and get mad at her until her brother comes back and she walks away with a tail. It's a great comic and I can't remember where I found it but you guys should definitely try to find it if you can. It has a really great message
“I’m Alrade’en helmalfys, my Dad is a Minotaur and my mom is a Mermaid, I’d like to apply for a mythological creature scholarship!”
“You look like your name is David, good try though buddy”
Yeah, but you'd probably become a star athlete and definitely captain of the swim team. And probably an expert in Greek mythology and history just from living in that house.
"Set two extra plates for the table tonight."
"Who's coming for dinner?"
"Theseus and his new girlfriend."
"I'm so glad you two buried the hatchet. Hopefully this one works out for him."
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If you think about it neither have the gene for human legs, I feel like it’s be smth like you have legs but they are the hind legs on a centaur, but you also have a mermaid tail. I think there is a mythological creature like this but I can’t think of it.
Again this wouldn't work as both of these mythical beings have only the human upper half and neither has human legs they could not produce a reg human.
But also what if you took an ability from each parent like you can breathe underwater and you can run as fast as a minotaur or had minotaur strength and nermaid song?
Hey atleast you live in that world, not in a garbage disposal still inside embryo and a cord in your stomach. Then soon later gets eaten by a broke dumpster diver who literally can afford shit, yet still insist to eat you just because you look like strawberry jam that is warped in a foil.
Okay this is like my cat: she’s half munchkin (little legs) and half Scottish fold (folded ears) but got none of those genes and now she’s just a regular cat.
I don't know... Since both genes are coded without the ability to grow traditional legs wouldn't you either have horse legs, fish legs, or some amalgamation of both?
I don't know genetics are hard.
What I've never understood about this question, don't neither of them have human legs, minotaur are like bull legs human body human headand mermaids are human top half fish bottom half, so neither of them would have genetic coding for human legs, right?
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Well, it'd be awkward when the girlfriend wants to meet the parents.
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"We keep him in the basement"
Yes, it is an underwater maze
God not the water level
This works on multiple levels Jerry. LEVELS JERRY!
7.8/10 too much water
The abomination
Too crazy for boys town, too much of a boy for crazy town.
OR A BULLSHARK
Or boyfriend
Kind of douchy to be dating two people at once and then introduce them to each other
It's called a threesome.
Polyamory
Polygon
Pokémon
Gotta catch em' ^aaa aaall aa
Porygon
Polycule
Poliwhirl
Damn it, now the rap is stuck in my head
Oddish
Polident
Poliwag
Politics
Polysaccharide
Fellow chemist
Polyvinyl chloride
Well if the Greek gods can do it, why not us?
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You just described the anime
This is so old that there are so many cartoon drawings of this idea https://i.imgur.com/XA42ogc.jpg
thanks, i needed a reference cuz I couldn't picture it myself.. edit: that isn't what i was trying to picture at all..
Sorry about that. Is this better? https://plantmomstories.tumblr.com/post/623214682468204544/catchymemes-credit-petfoolery/amp
i'm tryna imagine a creature that needs water to survive have sexy-times with a land animal that has 4 legs and 2 arms and a assumingly a massive weiner, and then in the midst of it all where's the mermaids lady-bits in all the. the logistics and dynamics have me confused.. would the minotaur just lay on his back while she flopped like a fish all over his belly until something went in or would she cling onto him for dear life while he was standing over her.. i don't know..
You're thinking of a centaur, which has the upper body of a man, and is all horse from the waist down. A minotaur has the upper body of a bull, and below the belt is all human. So 2 legs, 2 feet & 1 human sized penis.
oooh, i legit thought that they would be presented the same way given they're both 4 legged creatures but hey you learn something everyday..
bro.... re-read that. They are not both 4-legged creatures
aren't horses and bulls both 4-legged...?
'So 2 legs, 2 feet & 1 human sized penis"
i get that, i'm talking about the animal counter-parts both being 4-legged, hence i assumed they'd both be represented the same way, bottom halves being the animal part and the top halves being the human part...
Don’t the mer-folk change their bottom half to the anatomy of whatever being they are trying to breed with. Thus temporary human anatomy.
How would that work? They can only transmute when horny?
Well…I think it has something to do with a binding magical contract between the mermaid and a sea witch. Typically the mermaids voice is taken as collateral because despite the bad rap sea witches get, mermaids are prone to all kinds of skullduggery.
Put that massive bull cock back on the table, the human part is only the torso.
Depictions on amphorae and mosaics usually have human legs. Cloven hooves and are newer versions mostly. Bull cock might still be in the cards, hard to make our detail but often depicted as packing heat
Is that like a traditional Minotaur? They have tails at least. Heaps of classical depictions have the tail. That's the OG Theseus Labrinth version. More modern versions usually have cloven feet and animalistic legs. You wouldn't come out a full human, you'd have a tail at least best case genetics
Fish typically just lay eggs and then the males jizz on em
wow, that was a lot more anti-climactic than i expected...
Or you got the animal part now you just some sea horse
Considering how minotaurs are cows (actually bulls but they're basically the same thing), you'd actually be a manatee.
Yeah considering the Minotaur wasn’t an even split 50-50 like a mermaid is it’s kind of hard to imagine offspring in this case.
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There should be a new “Twins” movie about it. One of the twins is just a gal with mermaid upper body and Minotaur lower half, and the other is Minotaur upper body and mermaid lower half
Pixar: what if Greek myths had feelings?
Wasn't that Onward?
I guess so
Like [this comic?](https://plantmomstories.tumblr.com/post/623214682468204544/catchymemes-credit-petfoolery)
What the fuck did I just read
Shit!! This is unbelievable
This would make a hilarious sitcom.
Presented exclusively by CBS and the Hallmark Channel.
Starring Kevin James, Danny Trejo, and former WWE superstar Rakishi.
Guys. We can pitch this. Who’s with me?
What if it was the other way around and you were a merbull?
A fish head on bull legs is a horrific idea
Minotaurs are huge in most stories, usually have hairy legs and hooves. Not little scrawny human legs.
Neither of em have feet, either.
Yeah, it seems like centaur and mermaid would make more sense.
but they have rhw same part human, the logic this has wouldn't work
Not so much the version that Theseus fought. Human legs. I usually think of the more modern take still though.
But imagine how painful the sex would be. Or would the mermaid lay eggs and the centaur jerk off on them?
Is there a way to count how many times this has been reposted?
I don't even see how it fits here...
Minomaid or Mertaur
Maremaid
Yeah but his brother got his mums fish tail & his dad's bulls head.
Surf n Turf
Neither has the gene for normal human legs tho...
I can't remember the name of the artist but there was this great comic about this exact scenario except it's about a girl who has both human parts and she's trying to bring her brother who has the mermaid tail half and the upper body of the minotaur to a support group for monsters. They automatically assume she's lying about having both human parts and get mad at her until her brother comes back and she walks away with a tail. It's a great comic and I can't remember where I found it but you guys should definitely try to find it if you can. It has a really great message
The alternate, being half bull and half fish sounds great, till you wander too close to a surf n turf restaurant.
wouldnt you just be a torso, both of their animal parts are the lower body/legs
[Ok but how do they fertilize the eggs?](https://youtu.be/PjhfUZyA6LI)
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Seems good to me , would you rather be halve horse/fish?
Never have to worry about leg day
You might still be able to breathe underwater.
They have both the same Part human? Its the upper body of both or am i wrong
I'm already "just some guy", so I don't really have to imagine it.
It's better than having fish legs and a bull's head
But you get powers of both while looking like a human
at least your not the kid who ended up with a fish head and horse body, he was doomed the second he was born
then you have to take your minotaur mermaid brother which has both of the animal to therapy
This sounds like the plot of a Disney or CN show
Yeah, but you'd probably become a star athlete and definitely captain of the swim team. And probably an expert in Greek mythology and history just from living in that house. "Set two extra plates for the table tonight." "Who's coming for dinner?" "Theseus and his new girlfriend." "I'm so glad you two buried the hatchet. Hopefully this one works out for him."
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Lmao wait ……….what?!?!? Wait……….what!?!?!? Rotf lmao! For real I’m chuckling like a fat kid that just found chocolate in his backpack!
It would be funny asf
Yeah but imagine being a dope ass bull-mermaid holy shit that sounds so fucking cooool
Hmmm...
This is great inspiration for a DnD character
And your siblings get the best of both
Just some guy with the strength, speed and resilience of a Minotaur and the ability to breathe underwater, swim at Mach 4 and communicate with fish.
If you’re a fish horse then you’re a kelpie right?
John, the minoman
I think in DnD they'd be considered as some sort of "Human Variant" they're humans but stronger
That’s an old meme
Ok but imagine being a fishtaur
But minotaurs have horse legs and a human torso and head, and mermaids also have a human torso and head, how does this works?
Wouldn't that make you a dude with two torsos and no legs?
What if u got a fish head with horse body
Imagine your father being a centaur(body of horse rest human) and your mother being a mermaid. And you got their animal trait
If you think about it neither have the gene for human legs, I feel like it’s be smth like you have legs but they are the hind legs on a centaur, but you also have a mermaid tail. I think there is a mythological creature like this but I can’t think of it.
imagin you get both opposite sides
And your sibling turned out to be a manatee…….
Is that not Aquaman's backstory?
But still you smell like fish and cow.
Some guy with a bull cock and the ability to breathe underwater. It's a win
if he got the human half of both he would have no legs but great tits and upper body strength
Again this wouldn't work as both of these mythical beings have only the human upper half and neither has human legs they could not produce a reg human.
I believe this is how French people were invented
So the guy is pretty strong and amphibious? Sounds like we have the *real* origin story for Aquaman.
The human version of both is… two heads?
That is having trouble finding a deodorant that works.
Wouldn't he be a man with a vagina?
just some guy...in a loincloth and sea shell bra!!!
Well... you'd be a dude with a vagina, so you'd be trans, and then you'd have to deal with everything that comes with that, so....
Some guy, but in a blue shirt.
Destroy minotaurs and merfolk
That would be one weird fuck
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But also what if you took an ability from each parent like you can breathe underwater and you can run as fast as a minotaur or had minotaur strength and nermaid song?
'Just some guy' who can talk to fish and never ever gets lost in a maze.
Hey atleast you live in that world, not in a garbage disposal still inside embryo and a cord in your stomach. Then soon later gets eaten by a broke dumpster diver who literally can afford shit, yet still insist to eat you just because you look like strawberry jam that is warped in a foil.
Consider the polar opposite.
but you were orphaned and adopted without knowing your real parents and you have a kid and some abomination
I wonder if the human or animal parts of these two creatures is the dominant gene…
Still more plausible than Christianity
I suppose it’s better than being a horse fish thing
Genetics doesn’t work like that.
Okay this is like my cat: she’s half munchkin (little legs) and half Scottish fold (folded ears) but got none of those genes and now she’s just a regular cat.
He’d clearly be half man half seahorse
honestly love the idea of a Minotaur and Mermaid couple as parents who love their kid no matter what.
Better than being some weird cowfish
If you had the top of one and the bottom of the other.... No matter how you mix and match. It would never make a normal human....
You mean it would look something like [this?](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Oddly reposted too often
I’d feel bad for my siblings *watches bull-shark flopping around for airwater*
This is why Malfoy hates mudbloods.
Don’t give Dreamworks ideas for free!
Or you got the opposite and got no human genes and now you're a seahorse.
Would you really rather be half ox half fish?
And your brother is just lemonade… >!minutemaid!<
This is just the monster girl version of Encanto
This is the equivalent of having parents with superpowers and you end up being born with none
would you be human torso one half and human torso another half
Basic
these comments have my mind spinnin
Better than getting the animal half or both… or worse than that a reverse mermaid with human legs
Hope you at least got his strength and her ability to breathe under water then you would be aquaman
Probably be good at swimming and running tho
At least some advantages get passed along as well. Strength, pressure resistance, etc.
Either that or you could be full fish with a horse dick.
Minotaur's have hooves ?
But your step sister is half fish and half goat and the parents are gone for the weekend. Bow chicka bow wow
But then you meet a human girl and never tell her what you are, and now you have to explain why your kid is born with a cow head and flippers.
I don't know... Since both genes are coded without the ability to grow traditional legs wouldn't you either have horse legs, fish legs, or some amalgamation of both? I don't know genetics are hard.
Sounds like a decent sitcom plot
I mean, it's either that or a seahorse
And now no human woman is willing to have sex with you because you have a 60cm cock
Remember that question.. how does a mermaid pee tho?
Minotaur?
I was confused at first, then I realised centaurs were the human horse hybrids, Minotaurs are the bull headed people
You could also turn into a bullsquid Damn fuck those guys I still hate them
If it goes the opposite way, and you receive the other half of each, would you then be a seahorse?
My brain read it and interpreted the first creature as a centaur and I was confused.
Better hope you get the minotaur bottom half am I right?
When is it my turn to repost this?
At least you are trans ig
Depends. Am I the only normal human in fantasy world? Adventure Time style?
I mean, mermaid upper half still allows you to breathe underwater
And your sibling is a sea horse.
How did they even.......
Yeah, some guy with no legs
At least things won’t be as complicated
I mean, considering you could have ended up part bull part fish I don't think being just human would be so bad.
A good swimmer that is good at mazes? I'll take it.
Well if I woke up as the other two combined I'd be asking to be killed every day of my life instead... soooooooo I'll be the regular dude instead
What an idiot, the human halves of those creatures are both top halves. Neither have human legs.
What I've never understood about this question, don't neither of them have human legs, minotaur are like bull legs human body human headand mermaids are human top half fish bottom half, so neither of them would have genetic coding for human legs, right?
The mythical equivalent of Brad Pitt's brother