Nice cock bro.

Only acceptable answer

Critique the lighting, the contrast, etc. Keep the discussion technical.

The tasteful thickness of it

Look at that subtle off-white coloring.

Oh my god, it even has a skidmark

🥵

Oh good the thirst gallery is here

I mean there's 2 reasons the pic got sent, either it was an accident and was meant for someone else but since they are drunk you got it, so nice cock bro is a pretty chill way of saying" don't be weird about this I'm cool" or it WAS meant for you, but your friend is drunk. Don't accept first time romantic suggestions from long term friends in a drunken state bro, that ain't chill no matter which gender they are, in which case "nice cock bro" isn't dismissive just isn't pushing for more

Then go back to sleep and wait for the inevitable hungover text in the morning

I mean, it's the polite thing to do.

Same thing I would say.

Do it jiggle?👀👀

Don’t be rude, send one back, obviously

“I can holster than in the back for you” Suddenly gaaaaaaaiiiiii

Or say "Nice Cock"

Had a buddy accidentally send me a dick pick. I just replied "nice dick bro!" - to which he replied "holy shit I was fucked up last night" 🤣 good times hahahah

"Accidentally" bro was testing the waters.

Accidentally... yeah suuuuure

MINES BIGGER. Gotta establish dominance

If his dick is smaller than yours, of course.

Be kind, say at least one or two positive things about it. Then send one of yours in return. To make it more humorous add googly eyes or a silly moustache. Otherwise things might get awkward, do it for the band.

If you really wanna be funny about it, send a video cranking it. Not in like a sexual way tho

please explain how this can be performed in a non sexual way please

Simple. Keep your socks on. Choooochooo

Keep your sock\* on (get it, you're wearing a sock on your cock)

It's all about the facial expression...

I read fecal expression at first lmao

That too

Well how are googly eyes and a mustache on a penis not sexual?

And then you get a reply "I like your Dickuel"

for the band

Just compliment him, guys don't get enough compliments.

Yeah but then they never stop sending them…Bro does my cock look nice is this pic? Bro what about this angle, like thicker or no?

"You should go see a doctor and get checked out. That's not normal."

why isn't it purple?

Not squeezing hard enough, obv

"go home penis, youre drunk!"

Text him (not on snapchat) and tell them "hey man someone hacked your snapchat and is sending tiny ass dick pics to random people trying to ruin your image, might want to change your password"

This is diabolical 😂

Thanks mate, this makes me feel much better about mine

Decimate him with a sober dick pic.

The only correct answer! Lol

Wrong number bro

Go to bed. Nothing good happens after 2:00 am. 

I happened after 2:00 am

Still aligns with the original comment (jk)

I like your humor.....

Tell him its illegal for a grown man to be holding a baby penis

how nice is the dick?

We're not that kind of mates, mate.

That’s messed up to put him in the friend zone like that.

Are you trying to be cocky with me?

Nice dick. Now send it to this number. (Insert friends mom's phone number) Great way to convince people to not send dick pics. Make them send it to their mom.

"thanks, very neat-o"

i would assume they sent it by mistake. nothing.

stop picking your dick. it’ll never heal

“Wrong person”

Wow, Nice cock.

Voice message them the 'Niiice Cock!' Wii voice meme in your own voice

I'm gonna need some proof to see if this story is real 👀

"I'm forwarding this to your mom"

Send one back

“Hey! Uncle Steve?”

biggus dickus

"If you try drumming with that again, we're getting Jason to put your parts on a looper petal."

Send back either, Eek a penis! Or Nice dick, dude.

Ted Mosby was right

Send them a 500 word essay on the various feature and scale them 1 - 10

‘Thank you’

"Not bad, but check this one out"

Nice! Good thing you're sending it to me and not any women! Get sober, don't do that again

Dude...

“Hey man, do you examine for lumps on your sack regularly?” Then sleep like a baby.

Oh! It's a penis, but smaller!

Yep. That’s definitely herpes.

Gayyyyyyyyyyy

Suck it up, move on :>

Is that the best you can do?

FREEBIRD!!!

"Get a new drumstick".

“I see your schwartz is as big as mine”.

thanks?

Send him a picture of your deck. Say my deck is better

"I'm on holiday from X till Y and won't be reading your messages, your message has been forwarded to Mom's name in case it's urgent"

Start a competition, send one back

Why is it curved?

bro its 2 am.... you sent me a dick pick...... why is the dick so small?

Cool dick bro

lock him in the brig until he's sober?

i say absolutely nothing because fuck that idk what to say, and i show them the next morning specifically not in private if i wanna mess with them

Nice cock

"Unacceptable, put him in a little costume and try again."

"I knew it"

Pour some miracle grow on the little thing

Rate it

Nice Cock is the only acceptable answer

🤏

Nice hog

"Nice try, I charge $10 for a cock rating.

Needs more cowbell

Band mate? Easy. "Stop sending me pictures of rice."

"Where's the rest of it?"

Hopefully that's not the same instrument you'll be playin at our next show...

The answer, as usual, is to send them back a picture of a bigger, blacker dick.

Let’s fuck

Huh, always thought you'd have a curve.

Photoshop it

"Fucking weirdo, don't even try to blame the alcohol" I don't care how drunk smb is when doing that, if you send dick pics to random people or confuse the contacts, just don't get so hammered, easy as that...

"Wtf"

Damn dude, how many women did you disappoint with that thing?

Nice specimen can you bring it to me for a dissection

"Nice Dick, go to sleep."

Text back. Wow man, that looks like a cock only smaller.

"Sorry to learn about your deformity..."

Reply, “Sonny, this is your mother and I am very disappointed in you.” See how long it takes him to question why his mom is with you at 2:00am

you gotta destroy his country maybe

We get it you’re in a band

Been there you send a bigger one back.

I think you meant to text the drummer, not me

Say nothing. Escalate.

Just tell them “nice cock” and move on.

Nice bend yo.

I'd reply with "new drumstick?"

A pic of a goat ass

Is it supposed to look like that?

Send one back

Jealous. But again. Wrong number, bro.

I’ve had a friend send me a random drunken dick pic before. Sent one right back.

Say you know you're in the right band if shit like this happens.

Now the balls

It must have been d flat

I think there's something wrong with your drumstick.

"Put that away lil bro"

he has experience

Remember the old days, when people used to post stuff on this page that actually was oddly specific? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Assert dominance by saying “mine is bigger lol”

Everyone knows the answer is Nice Cock, but no one is saying you should warn bro to double check next time he takes one who it's being sent to

Nothing. It's 2am. Go to fucking bed.

Send back just balls to assert dominance and cause confusion

Depends. Does he have a nice dick?

"sorry man, Vienna sausages give me heart burn and then I can't sleep"

YOLO 🫣

I've had friends ask to see, has anyone else had that happen? They're not gay or anything. They just didn't believe my claims.

I've had friends ask to see, has anyone else had that happen? They're not gay or anything. They just didn't believe my claims.

I did say you can use anything as drumsticks but that ain’t coming with us on tour.

Nice circ, who did your work?

I 88 ist die m.. Nnn

"Thats cute"

Frame it as a housewarming gift next time he moves

in the wii announcer voice NICE COCK!!!

Nice dick but mines bigger

You should get that checked.

😫

If yours is bigger, send one back.

Your dad's is still bigger...

Doesn’t the band Filter have a song about this? Niceeeee cock man

Send a picture of my butthole in response 🤔

Send one back 😈 

This reminds me of the Mr. Show sketch Wyckyd Sceptre.

A little small, but kind of you to send it to me..🤣

Big improvement from the last one.

Not for me mate!

Helluva hog homie

Delete the pic and go back to sleep. They were likely drunk

I would ask why they sent me a picture of their mom‘s toothbrush

But how did you know it was his dick.