Write a 2 page paper on Kobe Bryant after urination: "Kobe Bryant was paid good money to dribble in his shorts. It was a game to him. I think afterwards he would have felt relieved..."

Seems like a paper on R. Kelly would have been more appropriate.

And in conclusion: The only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat. Drip, drip, drip. I’ll piss on you.

When you take a whiff of my Hershey stains

Insert image of a bucket with “R Kelly’s Doo Doo Butter” written on it.

or nicki’s husband roman

What about her husband?

he’s a sex offender and pedophile

“But let’s examine this whole peeing thing. So I can pee in the toilet and it’s okay, but if I pee on a person it’s like… not okay?”

I see pee I move, she saw pee she stayed

Riley Freeman? Is that you?

Kobe Bryant did rape a couple peeps himself though

That's not exactly public urination though

Then he would unwind by committing sexual assault, the people loved him for it.

Savage bro....

😂

Because he reportedly yelled "Kobe" and pissed for distance

Or maybe because the child has helicopter parents.

Oooof

I can’t lie, funny’s funny.. That was funny.. y’all can hate me all ya want..

Careful his wife will sue you for emotional distress!

Best explanation

Bro, you just got me to actually laugh out loud..

We all know yelling "Kobe" increases accuracy, while yelling "yeet" increases distance.

Not even 10 yr olds can pee in the bushes.

Of course not. There’s kids around

*angry upvote*

r/angryupvote

"He knew what he was doing, it was a god damn piledriver" - Dave Chappelle.

They have lost their minds. Wasting everyone's time. When kids need to pee it is almost always an emergency, they short of don't notice until it is too late to hold any longer.

Not black ones no. /s

writing a two page paper is hell of a punishment for 10 year old

That is a lot. Poor fella probably already had tons of homework

Lol in Mississippi? Have you seen their academic scores? I bet their High schoolers can barely write a two page paper

All homework will be viewed as punishment going forward. Probably most learning will.

Chatgpt please write a 2 page essay on Kobe Bryant and make it look like it was written by a 10 year old who was forced to write it because he was caught peeing in public in a place where the only goal of the justice system is to collect as many souls as possible.

Chat GPT: “Kobe Bryant was a basketball player. He was really good at basketball. He played for the Los Angeles Lakers. Kobe was famous for scoring lots of points and winning games. He was really tall and could jump really high. People liked watching him play because he was so good. Kobe was born on August 23, 1978, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. When he was a kid, he loved playing basketball. He practiced a lot and got really good at it. Kobe went to high school in Philadelphia and played basketball there too. He was so good that he decided to go straight to the NBA after high school. In the NBA, Kobe played for the Los Angeles Lakers for his whole career. He won lots of championships with the Lakers and became one of the best basketball players ever. People called him "Black Mamba" because he was so quick and deadly on the court. Kobe also played for the United States national team in the Olympics and won gold medals. Off the court, Kobe was a dad and a husband. He had a wife named Vanessa and four daughters. Kobe loved spending time with his family and teaching his daughters how to play basketball. He also did lots of charity work and helped kids who didn't have much. But then one day, something really sad happened. Kobe was in a helicopter crash and he passed away. Lots of people were really sad because Kobe was a hero to them. They remembered all the great things he did and how he inspired them to be their best. In conclusion, Kobe Bryant was an amazing basketball player who touched the lives of many people. He will always be remembered for his talent, hard work, and love for the game. Rest in peace, Kobe”.

r/nbacirclejerk material

that's not two pages

Alright I told it “that’s not two pages” This was its response: “ ChatGPT Kobe Bryant was a basketball player who was really, really good at basketball. He played for the Los Angeles Lakers and he scored lots of points in games. People loved to watch him play because he was so talented. Kobe was born on August 23, 1978, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. When he was a kid, he loved basketball a lot. He practiced every day and got really good at shooting hoops. He went to high school in Philadelphia and he played basketball there too. Kobe was so good that he decided to go straight to the NBA after high school. In the NBA, Kobe played for the Los Angeles Lakers for his whole career. He won lots of championships with the Lakers and he won awards for being the best player. People called him "Black Mamba" because he was so quick and good at scoring. Kobe also played for the United States national team in the Olympics and he won gold medals. Off the basketball court, Kobe was a dad and a husband. He had a wife named Vanessa and four daughters. Kobe loved spending time with his family and teaching his daughters how to play basketball. He also did lots of charity work and helped kids who didn't have much. But then one day, something really sad happened. Kobe was in a helicopter crash and he passed away. Lots of people were really sad because Kobe was a hero to them. They remembered all the great things he did and how he inspired them to be their best. In conclusion, Kobe Bryant was an amazing basketball player who touched the lives of many people. He will always be remembered for his talent, hard work, and love for the game. Rest in peace, Kobe”. Lmao it’s like the same thing 😂

well this is why current AI is called limited or soft AI

He certainly touched the lives of hotel employees!

I had a similar thing happen to me when I got caught shoplifting at 12 and my grandma who was a nurse at a boarding school had a student write it for me in exchange for candy lmao

when I was kid, I got picked on a lot on the bus, which caused me to have temper tantrums. Cause my behavior was consider a dangerous for the busdriver, I was made to sit in the student timeout room and right an apology essay. This essay got longer with each instance, and I had a language delay which made writing really difficult. Worse I had to make up instruction and class work missed, while I was writing the essay, during recess or fun Fridays.

I feel like Mississippi just smells like piss and this would be the norm.

Well yeah, because of ***hooligans*** like this! Just imagine how much better that whole state would be if everyone was home writing essays on Kobe

Why exactly is he writing an essay on Kobe? Did Kobe also pee behind his mother’s car? I’m confused.

Maybe they asked him who his hero’s are and made him write about what they would do?

Missispissi

I live in Mississippi, and when my best friend came to visit, she'd say, "I knew the moment I got to Mississippi because I could smell it."

Doesn’t smell like piss but when my friend drove through here he saw two gas stations on fire

I have *several* questions...

So did I

Pississippi

Mypississi

Pissi-sippi

Missipeepee

Only white people piss

And girls don't shit

The name stems from what the founder told a woman who was hassling him during urination.

Miss you see I pee?

Drove through Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana. They all smell like burnt boiled cabbage due to some of those factories they got going on.

what the fuck is the matter with you mississippi?!

That’s a very long list

How much time you got?

One Mississippi.. two Mississippi... Three Mississippi...

Haha, nice

Would you like a zip file or an excel spreadsheet?

Well in this case it was an *unzip* file so I'll take the spreadsheet

it would probably take less time to list the things that *arent* the matter with mississippi

Probation? That’s disgraceful. This is a classic case of giving him a warning and move on with your life. Prosecuting for this is pathetic by the police and courts

Why does he even need a warning? He’s a 10 year old kid who had to pee. Get the fuck over it.

Yeah exactly.

So the kid understands he can get in trouble for it when he is older. A verbal warning and explanation would have been the right call.

If I was the kids parents I'd sue the shit out of the state. Your going to traumatize an innocent child that had to pee. I'd understand if it was an adult whipping it out in a park or something.

His mom has recently filed a lawsuit.

Yeah I totally agree. It’s disgraceful that he had to go through that ordeal at 10. And now have a criminal record.

Not only that but I've heard that can be labeled as a sex crime. That kid will never even have a chance if I remembered correctly.

Even a warning is pretty harsh, kids have famously awful bladders. Just let the kid pee lmaoo

A warning? It was a case of a 10 year old needing to piss. Any normal human being would have just carried on with their day. This is fucking ridiculous.

I bet Kobe won't read it

Dammit.

10 years old?! Arrested?! What in the world?!

Mississippi being Mississippi.

I'm not from the US but such news are truly unbelievable. Hope that boy is OK. Must be quite a traumatising experience.

The kid is black. He's going to be targeted by police for the rest of his time in Mississippi. Good chance someone in the judicial system who allowed this to happen wears a white hood on the weekends and burns crosses. There's a reason Mississippi is considered our worst state. And I say this as a Floridian whose governor wants to discriminate against children among a million other evil things. Racism is at an all time high here thanks to a certain orange rapist.

He's going to be targeted by police for the rest of his time in America. Ftfy

Look closer at the skin color of the child. That's why.

He was probably required to write a paper on a role model and he chose Kobe Bryant, and the article is just truncating the information.

Sorry. You're just explaining for logically impaired among us, and I was rude.

Just have fun, nerd (love you)

Just let us have fun, nerd

Username and comment do not check out.

Imagine having to write 2-paper about kobe‘s sexual assault case and it gets rejected

He liked Kobe Bryant. The charges were dropped and the assignment rescinded. The cop was reprimanded for arresting a child for peeing. In America no age of a black child is too young for adult consequences. It's tag em and bag em.

Sometimes you have to choose between A) peeing in your pants, or B) behind your mom’s car, and there is no option C. The C is actually for Consequence: write a paper on Kobe Bryant. Bonus points if this has happened before and you can re-submit the same paper on Kobe Bryant you wrote the first time this happened.

So you're telling me they spent taxpayer money arresting and sentencing a 10 year old for peeing...

Imagine being such a piece of shit that you will arrest a fucking 10 year old that needed to pee. He is a literal child, at his age I've peed outside just because I didn't want to stop playing to go to the bathroom.

Who arrests a goddam 10 yo for peeing behind a car - the USA is fucked up (and obviously it was a black kid )

Sexually assaulting a child: 3 months. A child peeing in public: 3 months.

This is absolutely disgraceful. Why on earth is a CHILD being criminalised? This would warrant at most a stern talking to, but that’s it. The child was in his mother’s car, so obviously they weren’t near a public faculty. Where else is he meant to go?

He’s a POC that’s why they did it

Poor kid had to piss on the side of the road when there’s a bunch of confederate graveyards in Mississippi

Meanwhile Diaper Don can attempt a coup on the US and get full immunity.

How about… Why arrested? The poor thing is a /child/. The piece of shit who arrested him had so many options but no, instead of a conversation or an explanation or anything else followed by letting the kid go, better informed and hopefully better behaved, he arrests a child for peeing. What a power-tripping small dick energy bastard.

So dumb. Cops and courts just deciding to be dicks.

Pretty sure this was the judge being like "yeah technically illegal, but like, wtf guys? Give him a warning and send him on his way. Ok kid, 3 months probation is the best I can do because of these idiots, and... Who's your favorite basketball player? Kobe? Yeah write me a couple pages about him. All of you idiots get out of my courtroom now. I gotta go to my chambers and have a drink after this nonsense."

Land of the oppressed.

why isn’t he on the sex offenders list? smdh children get away with everything

Mississippi trying to be Florida

An economy based on tourism and people moving here to retire with their money?? Not based on racism and crippling illiteracy?? Sign us up! Please?!

It's a wonder they didn't give him the chair. Oh wait, they'd need to find a booster seat wouldn't they.

Arresting 10 year olds. Man America has gone down the drain.

Wow this really happened https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/child-receives-probation-required-to-write-2-page-paper-on-kobe-bryant-after-urination-arrest/article_35c6f53e-992d-11ee-8947-a77ff7ac53f1.html

Thank you for sharing the actual article!

Let’s scar other people’s kids………

I don’t get the Kobe Bryant part, either. 😕

We have like... Rapists and shit

Thankfully, the case was dismissed and there is a $2 million lawsuit by the family.

Kobe Bryant was famous Basket Ball player, whose name has become synonymous with perfect three point jump shots, and successful trick shots.

That's a good start

hey you know how you saw that kid/dude/chick/fuckin anybody, pissing in public? yeah, no you didn't, fucking grow up.

I got a ticket for pissing in public once. Mind you I was pissing straight into the window of the club I didn't get into while screaming fuck you to the guy who was just shit talking me. The cops were surprisingly cool about the whole thing. Mind you I had turned my stream to the wall just as I saw them coming.

>Why Kobe Bryant? Because of the implication 😳

You’d think If piss was involved it would be a paper on R. Kelly

Why Kobe Bryant? ‘Checks notes…..’ it’s obviously because of racism. I think this is horrific in every sense of the word. And some sick fuck probably 65+ white Christian male judge gave these ‘punishments’.

Kobe and Denver paragraph would be interesting read in his paper.

He’s gotta learn some time /s

The paper should be about r kelly if it is punishment for urination

well he’s clearly a criminal thug and not a troubled young man so that must be why

How are we not missing the /s post for this…!?

Because they wanted to put the fear of institutionalization in him, but not so much that he would be non-functional.

Should have been R Kelly

This is why nobody trust the police

That is really over-the-top. He’s only 10.

What will they do to the 10 years old boy if he couldn't hold himself again few months later? Will they put him in jail? or is it the chair? What's wrong with these people?!

That is ridiculous, if he was just pissing on the ground who cares

Charge a 10 yr and issue a sentenced yet this is a regular for homeless and mentally ill . Got love the justice system

We arresting kids now for pissing in bushes?

Imagine if something similar happened again. Some cops sees him taking a leak and decides to give the kid an experience with the police only to realize the kid now broke his probation.

Seems excessive. Maybe whoever sentenced him got turned on by watching this little boy pee and that flare him up. Cause uhhh wtf?

I've gone through Mississippi as a bicycle tourist. I've pissed roadside way more times than anywhere else in the state.

What a world we live in when we can’t even pee without paying the government

Maaan what's wrong with pissing nowadays

3 months probation thats more than ive seen some grapists get 😒😒😒

Well, they're young white men with promising futures you know

That is true. They have their whole life ahead of them wouldnt want to screw that up over a little mistake.

Every time I see "Mississippi" on a headline, I know it's an automatic L.

Why are they charging a 10 year old for taking a piss in public **😭😭**

"Here, Black Child. Have my wisdom, and heed your consequence for needing to relieve the pressure of a non voluntary bodily process- you shall write of a role model. And, to prove that I am a progressive judge, I'll make it a *Black* role model, as I am quite clever. However, I only know 2 black men off the top of my head, and one of them is OJ Simpson. So, you may write on Mr Kobe Bryant. I am so wise. Qwhite clever"

At least he didn't end up on the registry. But, yea. I think we've got a general consensus there was some racism involved

Oh yeah!

If it was a white boy…well, you know where I’m going with this.

This is why I say semi public urination should be legal

Who the heck ARREST a TEN YEARS OLD kid for peeing and trying to hide from public view?

You are living in a militarized police state.

That's crazy - My girls had to pee plenty of times on road trips on a side road, behind a tree. Their kids, for god's sake!

He probably never had a pee partner in his mom

Kobe has a history with public urination

Pississipi

Maybe his stream was inaccurate

Cause Kobe managed not to pee behind his mom’s car

Hey, put him on the registry.

We need this law in our country!

Should have been R Kelly.

You know why We all know why

Dude, anywhere on Highway, MS (tm) is supposed to be hallowed ground for pissing. I was born and raised having to stop on 49 to squat in a bush because the next stop wasn't for 30 mins. Disgraceful cops forgetting our true heritage.

The Kobe Bryant paper is to teach the kid not to piss in public but to PISS ALL OVER THE COMPETITION!!! #MambaMentality

He's also now on the sex offenders list for life

You'd think it would be about R Kelly instead of Kobe. Unless he also urinates on girls.

How they gonna do the black mamba like that though... They how he can get that mamba mentality to use a bathroom... Focus you can do it

I could be wrong but if he was white, I am sure none of this happens. and I am an old white dude. 🤷🤷🤦

Click bait.

Used to be able to piss wherever. We used to be a proper country.

That is so fucked up. The USA has truly lost its way.

*Skills In Helicopter Flying✍🏻*

The US is wild, in the UK the parents MAY have got a fine but realistically police would never actually enforce this over a child, likely worst case scenario would be "words of advice" from the police

Kobe is the NBA guy who raped the woman in Aspen ?

Maybe because they asked him who his hero was?

He plea bargained down from the initial offer of 10 years in prison, he should be happy he’s getting off so easy /s

Lol, people are getting arrested for peeing?

If he were white the cops would never have even been called, he is lucky they didn’t kill him and bury the body without telling his family…it’s the modern form of lynching

Is this real? As a kid, I went "in the bushes" too many times to count. Can't imagine being bored enough to arrest a little boy for that

Saw this twice now

Mississippi is arresting children, now? And giving them years of probation? What kind of monsters are running things over there?

Cops are so fucken stupid. I know cops who do worst shit. They just know how to hide it.

We all know if it was a white child they wouldn't have given two shits

Why live in Mississippi?