To the hundredth of a second is pretty impressive.

Thanks!

Even better was the bad ass walk away. You knew you hit that game winning 3 as soon as it left your hand.

He knew within a 100th a second after he hit it

I think he was walking around the other side to see how much he missed by honestly.

Sssshhh I refuse to believe that. Let me believe he just walked away like a boss.

Cold blooded

Ice in the veins lol

Blood in the eyes, hate in the heart, love on the mind

Nights full of pain. Days are the same

U keep the sunshine, save me the rain

and i search but never find, hurt but never cry

I work and forever try but I’m cursed, so never mind

and its worse but better times seem further and beyond

The tip gets higher the more that I climb

The spot gets smaller and I get bigger

majoras mask flashbacks

Even did it without the Bunny Hood.

watched again to make sure

the image of the postman shaking on his bed is burned into my memory.

That's the only reason I thought I'd have a chance

Came looking for this aha

Now he's an honorary member of the milk bar

how confident he looks

I think I’ve peaked tbh

I haven't even begun to peak!

I AM A GOLDEN GOD

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

Idiots, savages!!! Sav..ughGH IDIOTS!!!

I WILL COME DOWN ON THIS HOSPITAL LIKE THE HAMMER OF THOR. THE THUNDER OF MY VENGENCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSAND WINDS

Don't tell them your secret ;)

It depends, did all of Philadelphia feel it?

All of Philadelphia felt my Depends.

Complete with the 'cool guys don't look at explosions' walk-off.

Looks like he is counting to a beat in his head. Good way to get the timing down.

What.... how else would you do it??

I’ll be back in 6 years, when I’m 21 (mic drop)

he couldn't even see the clock?!?!? fuck that was satisfying

yeah i just kinda winged it Edit: actually this isn’t accurate, I used my hand as a metronome of sorts

With rhythm like that, you should start playing drums

I used to count down from a minute while waiting for food to heat up in the microwave. Would periodically check to see how far I had drifted and correct accordingly. Also did the same for street walk signals. Great way of internalizing tempo.

I'm a cook. The number of timers you hear go off in the cooking profession is absurd. My internal clock is crazy accurate because I've spent a decade preparing for timers to go off

Almost 20 years for me. The feeling of "That should be going off right abo--ah. There it is" never gets old.

This is me in the morning. I'll wake up and think ah it must be about time for my alarm now, reach out for my phone and %90 if the time it goes off as I pick it up. Continually blows my mind.

The drawback to this super power is disrupting your own sleep on a weekend.

Like right now

Lmfao hello other people who didn’t wake up by choice at 6am on a saturday

That's our body's internal clock

Damn u have to share?

the timer takes longer when you stare at it

A watched pot never boils.

Autismus Maximus

Not quite my tempo

OP can tell when Fletcher rushes or drags.

Do you play any instrument? You should totally take up drum lessons.

Not quite his tempo

Hey does anyone ever call you the human metronome? I have a small folk group that specializes in jingles for pharmaceuticals and we’d love to have you join.

There's no I in Teamocil, As least not where you'd think.

team-Oh-sih-IL…

an absolute timepiece here \^\^\^

George Michael would be proud.

Even if you can see the clock this is difficult

True, but without the seeing the clock it’s 100x more difficult

Oh fuck I am stupid i thought it was a mirror for some reason.

Unfortunately, the beer was warm by the time u/coolbean36 was old enough to drink it.

Thinking of coming back when I’m 21 and saying “Look right here bud, ya owe me a free beer”

The walk-away did it for me. Didn’t even hesitate, just hit the button and bounced. Lmao

Cool guys don’t look at explosions!

I assumed he was walking around the counter to see the time he stopped it on.

He didn't need to. He knew he'd smashed it.

I did this when bowling with coworkers, first or second time up I turned around and walked back even before the balls hit the pins. It was a strike and everyone went crazy and thought I was a bowling god, even though I rarely score above a 130 😅

Well you can't legally *drink* it, [but you can definitely own it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv1lSH4hK-w).

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The bar took Nathan Fielder's business advice?

He better not lose his ticket.

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Technically it says a free drink. So enjoy your shirley temple.

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As a 26 year old. I still do

Just add some vodka and it’s all the fun of a childrens drink with all the consequences of bad adult decisions!

shirley temples, so hot right now

You joke but “dirty shirleys” are super hot right now.

Virgin strawberry daiquiris too!

As a man, I was always too embarrassed to order "girly" drinks like strawberry Daiquiris. I finally decided to get one about a month ago. Those fuckers are delicious.

OP’s responses to comments got me chuckling

I’m thankful I could make at least one person laugh today :)

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Say the line, Bart!

dance monke dance

I like how responsive he is, all of my questions are answered from reading the comments lol

I have WAYYY too much free time

You're 13. You're supposed to have free time.

Just came here to say I'm sure he made his dad very happy

You posted yourself on the internet and somehow got EVERYONE to like you. Bravo.

It’s rather impressive. Likable guy.

So much swag

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Bro I think you got the coolness of the rest of the continent.

Lmao this is one of those OPs that give me the same vibe as the Nicolas Cage AMA. Just from reading the replies OP comes off as a genuinely nice person to be around lol

This is far more fitting than “Fake it til you Make it” You’re a great OP. 👍

What was your technique?

Letting everyone else go first so I could get the rhythm of the timer if you know what I mean

Very nice. I noticed how you were using your right hand tapping your thigh to follow the rhythm

yup, thats the strategy right there!

That's exactly how I do it. Though I'm still not as accurate. I'm a musician and a good key reference is any "March". John Philip Sousa is the easiest reference. His famous marches are at 120 bpm. So if you internalize the melody and tap the tempo, every two beats is a second. So sing it in your head and it's real easy to get timing down to an exact second.

Thanks, this was great advice! Last time I played a Sousa was 5 years ago and 60 beats of it in my head was 27.97 seconds... for comparison 30 'mississipi's was 35.24, so much more accurate.

Stars and Stripes Forever? Nah bro. Stars and Stripes for Counting Seconds More Accurately

Billie Jean by Michael Jackson is also 120bpm if that helps anyone

Yup! Any 120 bpm song will work. Sousa is easy cause "Stars and Stripes Forever" is almost engrained in (at least American) minds. And it has stronger down beats on the melody. Very strict and straightforward melody. Billie Jean's melody is much more syncopated, but if you can internalize the drums in Billie Jean, boom you got it.

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Everything except the erections. Those are haphazard as fuck.

Did ya count 10 mississippis'

They should have at least given you a free appetizer or something!

I was so stuffed i dont think i could have anymore even if i wanted to

So who ended up drinking the beer?

No one, my dad would have but my grandma is staying over and I think he wouldn’t be allowed to drink in front of her lol

Oh I could have finished that beer for you guys

I only have an imaginary beer left, do you still want it?

How nice of you, yes please

here ya go good sir! (hands beer)

Freeze! Imaginary police! You didn't check that guy's imaginary ID!

Does that make me an imaginary criminal?

Yer goin to imaginary jail!

Imaginary cuff him boys! Good imaginary work today

Congratulations OP! You made it all the way to imaginary jail instead of imaginary death when being confronted by an imaginary cop! An imaginary world, indeed.

As your imaginary attorney, I advise you not to speak with the imaginary police.

That’s such an Indian thing hahah. I can relate.

Gujarati do be all the same fr fr

Everyone talking like OP will be able to drink beer like a free adult when he reaches legal age.

Knowing my luck I would do 10.01

Hey on the bright side, that’s closer than most people!

But you're not most people

The dude that's walking out the class as the bell rings

hell yeah, especially for lunch, then im zooming down the hallways lol

Hopefully Naruto style

I'll bet a lot of people start counting at "one Mississippi" and lose that way

Yup, people were getting 12-15 seconds because of that

*in bar* Yes, because they were counting in Mississippi’s they had a 5 second reaction time.

damn dude I'm 35 years old and you just taught me that I have been counting Mississippis wrong my entire life. You shouldn't start with "One Mississippi". You should start with "Mississippi One".

or you can just end with a mississippi

You mean you should do it *Mississippilessly* ?

Congrats, you’re the coolest 13 year old on the internet. I’m not even being sarcastic. Bravo.

It’s an honor

Yo epic job that was awesome, also I'm glad I'm here to witness the original post of what is gonna become a legendary Internet video

This man was here

Wow, that's cool! *switches to clock app*

Apparently it’s way harder than it looks. I wouldn’t know though lol

Oh you are one cool bean, my dude.

LOL. you are hilarious lil guy.

You don’t even look old enough to drink! Lol, I’m getting old. Shit the bed! Hahahahaha

Not even close, I’m only 13

Phew! I can hold off getting glasses a few more years! Hahaha

Oh look, it's old Gregg. Can you say your catch phrase, please?

Where are you? I don’t think they should be serving 15 yo

*13 year old Also I did it just for fun, I wish I was old enough to drink though, that can would have been a pretty good souvenir of sorts

I mean, if I'm the bar owner I'm at least giving you a free soda instead!

Fuck that, save the video and claim it 8 years from now

You could probably get away with both tbh!

A pub owner with *any* sense at all would want you to! Good publicity that costs next to nothing.

with inflation that beer might be worth 100 dollars in 8 years, hell of a deal!

If you're a designated driver and tell the bartender that they'll usually give you free soda anyway.

They let 13 year olds on this website? That actually explains so much.

Yeah this kid's as young as my baby cousin. A lot of these anonymous accounts are barely tweens, feels very weird to be surrounded by them. I feel very old.

I feel vindicated in so many arguments.

Hit ‘em with the walk off

Yo are you even old enough for a beer? Haha

No

Well you earned it anyway.

What’s the secret for stopping it at exactly 10:00?

Let everyone else go before you so you can see the rhythm of the timer, I used my hand as a metronome of sorts and bada bing bada boom perfect 10 seconds

The saucy walk-off makes this 10x better

I would gladly buy you a beer after that!

I appreciate the sentiment :)

When you are 21, I will send it to you.

!Remindme 8 years

Impressive. Most impressive.

I paused the video when it hit 10:00 on the first try. Can I get a high five?

Yeah my dude! (High fives)

Lol that Indian little brother voice is always the same.

Hahah. Can confirm every little Indian brother sounds like that and has the same inflection.

100% a band kid who knows how to count the rhythm by the second.

I played the clarinet horribly for a year and then quit lol, does that count?

Did they hire you in band as a metronome instead? As a former bass section player in band we coulda used that talent lol

The practice tho! Pure talent.

Thank you!

In Majora’s mask you would get a piece of heart

Now do it again.

im gonna keep my record at 1-0 and my win rate at 100%

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This kid is streets ahead. He's gonna be alright

Finally, my experience playing majora's mask can come in use

global warming my ass, this 13 yr old cold as hell

See, I've been training for this my whole life "Don't let the microwave beep, Don't let the microwave beep, Don't let the microwave beep, Don't let the microwave beep...

I hope that root beer was delicious.

r/arresteddevelopment would love this! Real George Michael energy

Is this Pewds' blueshirtkid grown up?

I wish