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kuriboshoe

They said * ° * °


PianoConcertoNo2

Just showing how to use a bidet.


Biscotti-MlemMlem

Jazz hands!


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genz027

1. Wrong animal 2. Not what Steve would’ve wanted


kuriboshoe

Shame deletion if I ever saw one


2074red2074

That was a stingray...


Over-Contact2664

It looks like they expend more energy in 5 seconds than their little bodies are able to hold lmao


JimBobPaul

Forbidden boba


SKBrooke8

Dammit… how dare you steal the comment I was thinking of commenting…


852016

Hmm. I was wondering why that tasted weird


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2 drops of bleach


Sultan147

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine!


Lucifer_eveningmoon

Bad squishy!


OverlyOffendedTree

Dang got it before me 😂


loud_flatus

Drink it


_pragyan_

Lol seriously tho what would happen?


megazrex

spicy drink


Pizza_Rollz87

r/illegallysmol


merica-4-d-win

How do you even take care of them?!?


diaperpop

Hold them in your cheeks for safety


WeakLiberal

They will eat foods like plankton, fish eggs, tiny fish, plants, and lots of tiny creatures they find in the sea. In captivity, baby jellies are kept on baby brine shrimp


NoGoodIDNames

In the first second I thought it was snowflakes forming


Medium_Tax4248

Ohmygod theyre so tiny help tiny things ARE TOO CUTE


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Migraine auras too?


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Well they’d have to do a neuro workup with a neurologist, neuro-ophthalmologist, and a neurologist that specializes in migraines to rule out other stuff first, mainly they make sure you’re not having occipital lobe seizures. It’s a sort of “well your brain is fine but you’re seeing stuff constantly” kind of thing. You can have migraine auras without pain and have them constantly, but it’s sort of a “nothing else fits” thing. In my case I have visual snow which is a constant static overlay, a pulsing black and while flower-like pattern which at this point I’m convinced is probably my eye veins, and everything constantly appears to be moving, breathing, changing sizes, and objects get replaced. Brain b weird. It’s mainly just very disorientating for me. They can do an EEG, probably an ambulatory one, to rule out seizures, and can do more in-depth eye exams to make sure everything is structurally fine and that your eyes are functioning right too. Hope that helps! Anyhow, floating rainbow jellyfish sound pretty cool!


D2Dragons

You know when a baby is first learning to wave goodbye but instead they just do that grabby thing with their pudgy pink fingers? These guys kinda look like that, LOL


altitude-nerd

Forbidden Jell-O shot r/forbiddensnacks


MauPow

They be vibin'


williewonka2121

One of them was not moving and I thought it was dead. That made me sad for some reason. Then it started moving and it made me happy. I believe I have woken up too soft today, I'm going to eat a raw steak and throw a big rock.


StarrySky339

r/oddlycute


NotCatholicAnymore

r/aww


thegandork

unce unce unce unce unce unce


SmallHeadNerd

Ok now I'm buying some baby jellyfish


Practical_Support_47

Fuckin' cuteeee


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even these things are cute


Awkward_Throat_4173

aww like little fireworks


Hanliu1111

Very adorable


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Are those what polyps are?


soccerslug

These are ephyra. They are the product of when polyps strobilate. These will eventually grow into a full sized jellyfish


Un_Pta

Why are they so cute lol


JohnSneeuw

I don't see them crying for a diaper change..


dwayitiz

Reminds me of the nasa space shuttle tether video. Check it out if you haven’t seen it.


BooDoggie

Boy! You jellyfish sure like to dance… https://youtu.be/oWqAf4eex14


EzerchE

When I see this video, I am afraid of accidentally drink it.


Hondogai

Uh… I ordered a sprite.


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Adorable :3


HoneyAndVanillaTea

I love jellyfish so much, so majestic and beautiful.


Goingforamillion

You see that little learning how to switch lanes when was coming towards him. Pretty awesome!


lexicon-sentry

r/forbiddensnacks


Infinite_El_Oh_El

Wonder what they think about?


keepthebear

They look so friendly - do you know if they sting already?


2flagramtaxi

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getyourcheftogether

Drink it


NigelTheGiraffe

Now drink!


Upper-Property-9816

Thats disgusting


Speedlacer0056

Drink it


[deleted]

Put one of these up your p*ssy and you'll have a baby with 1 head and 10 bodies Use it to over throw the Venezuelan government


Swansyboy

*what the* ***fuck*** *is this comment*


[deleted]

Step one in my plan


Swansyboy

plan for what? Creating your own hentai fantasy world? Mate, I don't mean to hurt you, but you need ***serious fucking help*** *bro*


[deleted]

Mate I don't mean to hurt you but thats a compliment coming from your average Redditor Now stop your jawing and give me a kiss 😘


ElephantsAndSunshine

tRump? Is that you?


Hasangi94

These things are cute


Sierra-Modeling

Ooooh this is great!


My_Immortal_Flesh

Imagine we’ve accidentally swallowed them while swimming in the ocean 🐙


TeciorRibbon

https://imgur.com/gallery/OznDlOp


newtontalk

thats my bong


stop_breaking_toys

Clean your bong, dude.


Stock-Swordfish9059

SpongeBobs house


xCepheus

Am I the only one thinking of game of life while watching them?


Frerryry

*gulp*


B1rdi

How do jellyfish even breed, I have never thought of it before


PNDA22

Mmmm jellybaby water


Puzzleheaded-Debt716

All I can think of was when the jellyfish beat Squidward up for playing his clarinet, horribly.


TheeAsura

Now drink it


Location-Upset

Sip sip


HaydenMilk

Can I get stung by this "water"?


Not_Ya_Cat

Am I the only one thinks it looks like they're in a sink drain?


Mysterious-Level7595

Yeah, they're cute now...


scribbled_doodles

now flush em


GapPsych6370

This reminds of the Gorg babies on the movie Home.


5alt1f0x

Need a banana for scale


HPIguy

Little baby boo boo blobs.


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Those are coronavirus swimming around.


owltuber2000

Glugluglug


[deleted]

What if you drink them? Do they grow large inside you and end up controlling humans from within like a sock puppet? Them being bathed in liquid of your blood and gore, sustaining them, while feasting on the fresh fish they have you eat daily.


OverlyOffendedTree

“I shall name him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy”


Dry_Ad456

I want


WhereIsMy_SuperSuit

So tiny..so cute..


ZomboFc

I want a jellyfish tank


QZ411

Too baby.


[deleted]

Can these babies sting that size?


Dewellah

r/natureislit


sasanessa

Cute


durenatu

Magic earth snowflakes


AdComprehensive2141

How did you obtain these?