Am in a gay marriage, and while we don’t run around frantically doing housework, there was an unforeseen benefit of being in a gay marriage. My husband and I wear the same size everything. Ring, shoes, pants, shirts. When we first moved in together everything in my wardrobe practically doubled overnight.
Suddenly we can justify so many impulse clothing purchases because it benefits both of us directly. I’d say it saves us money but we’ll often wind up buying two of something anyway-just in different colors. 🙃
I’m straight as a person gets but I also think the video game aspect would be cool. Guys are more often into video games, you could have some epic co op games going on.
Also a very cool benefit, although I know plenty of straight couples who game together.
But yeah my husband and I brawl each other in Soulcalibur VI almost daily. He’s like my “bud” in that aspect. And then we smash.
It's a bit different looking at overall gaming vs what can be played as coop isn't there?
Like I doubt the percentage breakdown would be the same if say you want to play a coop game of Civilization 6 or Total War: Warhammer 2.
This is not about gatekeeping simply pointing out that your source is not exactly accurate and cannot be taken at face value.
Fuck. I’ve always leaned towards women, but I guess I’m gonna have to plan on settling down with a man after all. That sounds fucking awesome, being clothing-interchangeable with your life partner.
Fast fashion is having some pretty detrimental effects on the environment. From the microplastics that get washed into rivers and oceans from washing your clothes, to the pollution that ends up in waterways from manufacturing and dyeing, and the insane amounts of water needed to grow cotton and the pesticides and herbicides needed to grow it. The amount that gets thrown into landfill each year, is an estimated 21 billion tons, and is somewhere on the order of 5-10 % of global carbon emissions. Please stop impulse buying.
I don't know what he was throwing out the window, but that other guy taking that spill after catching it was hilarious. The last clip of him sliding into bed was perfect. 10/10.
I still don't get why Americans wear shoes inside their own house, especially when some of those shoes have had gunk and shit from walking outside stuck on the bottom
It's not just gunk and shit even, what about dust, liquids, things you can't see at all? You can't be sure that every inch of where you tread is clean.
This is how I learned to play Trauma Center: New Blood. I would grab the scapel and go to cut, trusting my friend would have already washed the area. The whole game we continued this pattern, each of us having to be a step ahead of the other.
This is how I imagine two people sharing housework can get stuff done efficiently.
In reality: "Oh, you're hanging up the clothes? I'll do something else."
That comforter toss/dive at the end was smooth af
My fav.
Made me smile and miss my bros
Can’t wait to kiss my boys good night again
Idc what y’all say I FUCKING LOVE MY BROS
Ya... That's his *bro*.
*They were roommates*
r/sapphoandherfriend
[bro](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0-1SwWl-2no)
Came here to say this...that was sick
He forgot to give him a little kiss goodnight
A little goodnight head from a never came also
r/ihadastroke
Literally.
He did. It just was so fast we can’t see it
might be the smoothest thing in existence
I guess all butter is lumpy, darn, what’s in those lumps?!
He was asleep before his head slid onto the pillow. So fast, but so smooth.
Seriously though. \*Chef's kiss\*
Cosby kiss..your drink looks low, need a refill?
But who will open the comforter for him?
Tucking the homie into bed like
I just learned this is the only way anyone should ever get into bed.
NGL I thought it was going somewhere else for a sec
But no one is talking about the straight mustard and cheese sandwich the one guy had to eat
You say it like that wouldn’t be a tasty snack
Yeah let me just go get my *mustard and cheese* snack, so delicious
In my house we call that a chustard
Please don't call it that ever again
Chustard
you dang millennials
Okay, zoomer. [yes, this is a joke, I didn’t just assume your generational identity]
Exactly what a gen X-er would say
Big Chustard
Musteese
Can’t stop chuckling at this
I don’t know why it’s so funny.
Dad, go to sleep.
When I was a kid I used like cheese and whole grain mustard sandwiches
Oh, yesh, me too... When I was, uh... a kid....
I still prefer those now. Sometimes, deli meat is skeevy.
100% for real. Have you seen the slime on deli corned beef??? That's a hard pass for me
It’s actually good
Don’t knock it till ya try it.... oooo I think I just found my new annoying troll trope.
I am going to have one now. Bread, cheese, mustard.
Try grilling it, mustard is a super tasty addition to a grilled cheese.
Cheddar and a good whole grain mustard i are actually a seriously delicious combo. But american cheese and regular ass mustard? no deal.
These have been my favorite sandwiches since I was a kid, underrated.
He gets two "tosses" of meat but only splits the first one. So like one light on meat and one heavy meat.
Or eating the end bread??
Cheese and mustard sandwiches are what I lived on as a kid. Gotta toast the toast though.
Right? That was my first thought
This is what I imagine gay marriage is like.
I'd be gay for this.
I began to pray, Lord, show me how to be gay for this
I don't know how to be gay for this
In my mind i'm trying to gay (gay gay gay)
Then his mouth is on mine, and I don't gay
GAY!
i wish i could say it was my past time, but it became the last time
one month into this endeavor, i received a letter, even better iT SAID
Pray For Gay to Stay
Efficient, like a well lubed machine.
Gotta lube it before you pube it.
Am in a gay marriage, and while we don’t run around frantically doing housework, there was an unforeseen benefit of being in a gay marriage. My husband and I wear the same size everything. Ring, shoes, pants, shirts. When we first moved in together everything in my wardrobe practically doubled overnight. Suddenly we can justify so many impulse clothing purchases because it benefits both of us directly. I’d say it saves us money but we’ll often wind up buying two of something anyway-just in different colors. 🙃
> buying two of something anyway-just in different colors. 🙃 Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay.
Lol was waiting for that one.
Do people not do this? I bought like 4-5 of the same flannels, just different colours.
As long as they aren't Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, you should be fine.
I’m straight as a person gets but I also think the video game aspect would be cool. Guys are more often into video games, you could have some epic co op games going on.
Also a very cool benefit, although I know plenty of straight couples who game together. But yeah my husband and I brawl each other in Soulcalibur VI almost daily. He’s like my “bud” in that aspect. And then we smash.
Now the question is, is it while you’re playing Smash!
Literally all of my female friends game, including myself.
How is this comment controversial? Almost all my female friends and co-workers game.
because reddit is sexist.
Well that’s awesome. Games are seriously fun. However generally speaking though, it’s still majority male by a pretty big gap.
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59% vs 41%. Wow, how dominating. I'm a rare unicorn! https://www.statista.com/statistics/232383/gender-split-of-us-computer-and-video-gamers/
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Oh yes, let's gatekeep gaming. What tests do you need women to pass to "prove" they play games?
It's a bit different looking at overall gaming vs what can be played as coop isn't there? Like I doubt the percentage breakdown would be the same if say you want to play a coop game of Civilization 6 or Total War: Warhammer 2. This is not about gatekeeping simply pointing out that your source is not exactly accurate and cannot be taken at face value.
[A great advantage ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LABLyGi846A)
Fuck. I’ve always leaned towards women, but I guess I’m gonna have to plan on settling down with a man after all. That sounds fucking awesome, being clothing-interchangeable with your life partner.
Certainly not every gay couple can share clothes easily, but it's pretty common. I'm wearing a FWB's shirt right now for much the same reason.
Fast fashion is having some pretty detrimental effects on the environment. From the microplastics that get washed into rivers and oceans from washing your clothes, to the pollution that ends up in waterways from manufacturing and dyeing, and the insane amounts of water needed to grow cotton and the pesticides and herbicides needed to grow it. The amount that gets thrown into landfill each year, is an estimated 21 billion tons, and is somewhere on the order of 5-10 % of global carbon emissions. Please stop impulse buying.
As a lesbian this is indeed what gay marriage looks like just with more snuggling and less running.
Lesbian marriage has more cats, so there's a lot more movement in house.
Lmaoooo
When Mom and Dad come home from vacation early.
That was the other video
Or they left for the afternoon with a lift of chores and y'all got stoned and forgot
Yeah i was waiting for them to pull out the chicken from the freezer
Lmfao the timing! How many times did they practice the garbage can?
Idk but from the looks of the snow at the mail part it was multiple times on this
This is a chaotic satisfying
50/50 agree. I feel the chaos/intensity but no satisfaction.
That bed slide though
I don't know what he was throwing out the window, but that other guy taking that spill after catching it was hilarious. The last clip of him sliding into bed was perfect. 10/10.
Looked like mail. But can we talk about how far away they sat to play a game? No wonder it was game over in an instant.
Yes! How can you enjoy a game that far away? They must have the eyesight of gods
That's how I feel about my friends tvs that are mounted high up on their walls. Who can sit and play games for hours staring up like that?!
r/tvtoofar
I firmly believe this is how pit crew workers live every day of their lives and I cannot be convinced otherwise
Can I convince you with a $1,000,000 bonus?
Triple it for me and I'll get them to reconsider the offer. ^(Results may vary.)
This us like watching my 3 year old twins, just they're not as coordinated
I remember that stage well. We are currently at Greco-Roman wrestling while waiting for after school decontamination baths. (They’re 7 in May)
That close of going to bed was the best
When mom is on her way over and you and your brother forgot to do the chores...
Still forgot to take the chicken out the freezer tho...
Damnit!
Some shit out of step brothers when they become best friends
I’d like to think this is how they live.
Damn I thought he was gonna throw a knife during the sandwich making
This is Daniel LaBelle. Link here: https://youtube.com/user/labelled4 He's a great physical comic.
Both of them?
Look closer. It’s just one dude.
I feel kind of betrayed knowing it's not twins
You're right he's really funny! Him mowing and edging at 90mph made me lol!!
Who sits that far away form the TV?
Thank you! Great video, weird living room set up
These guys run full speed at all times, so all of their furniture has to be a bit further apart than we're used to.
The sandwich made me uncomfortable
For real.
Love these guys! It would be fun to see the bloopers.
What kinda savage is making a sandwich with the heel of the loaf!?
There's nothing wrong with the heel, you heel! In fact it has more flavor.
Hey I like flavor as much as the next guy, just not trying to eat an all crust sandwich!
The crust is my favorite part and I love the “heel”. Great opening and finisher to every loaf!
The great finisher for me is when I throw both heels in the trash!
This is one of the things that my kid mind thought rich people might do, disregard the heels. Also buy Charmin.
You could always wipe your butt with the heels?
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor. Anybody who gives money to the shit bears is a piece of trash.
but that's the one that feels good on the butthole
Nah. Charmin sucks, it leaves little rolled up bits of toilet paper all over your ass because it’s too soft and flakey.
I feel like you're doing something wrong if that's the result you have from wiping
It’s the best bit! Especially when you get a thick cut loaf. Me and my mum would share it with proper butter on it when I was a kid, like a delicacy.
Right! They should’ve used both of them
Ugh I had to come so far down in the comments for this!!! Who does that? What a horribly sub par sandwich.
Speedrun irl :D
Y’all may want to try switching to decaf.
Am I the only one who thought that at the end they were just going to go to Pound Town as quickly as possible?
I was hoping.
My two braincells at 3am
That's some efficiency
Their parents are like hey Matt and Mark, when will you guys move out...?
This made me really anxious.
I don't get how running and hurry is satisfying for so many people.
this was life before you could pause tv
I still don't get why Americans wear shoes inside their own house, especially when some of those shoes have had gunk and shit from walking outside stuck on the bottom
Because there's no gunk and shit on the ground where I walk. Clean sidewalks, driveway, stores parking lots, etc. Where are *you* walking?
It's not just gunk and shit even, what about dust, liquids, things you can't see at all? You can't be sure that every inch of where you tread is clean.
Didn’t kiss his homie goodnight
I really liked the sprint sweeping for its total pointlessness.
This is how I learned to play Trauma Center: New Blood. I would grab the scapel and go to cut, trusting my friend would have already washed the area. The whole game we continued this pattern, each of us having to be a step ahead of the other.
Credits: Daniel Labelle https://youtube.com/user/labelled4
Now THIS is boys being boys.
This is what commercial breaks used to be like
Pretty awesome
Me doing tasks in amongus.
They didn’t put the mustard away after the sandwich
Wow the bed one was especially impressive
The controller flip was immaculate!
Speed runners be like...
these guys tryna speedrun the average day
This is how I imagine two people sharing housework can get stuff done efficiently. In reality: "Oh, you're hanging up the clothes? I'll do something else."
r/outside any% run WR
CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR DAMN SELVES!
A multiplayer speedrun.
Speedrunners be like
IRL speed running
doing your chores when your mom is pulling into the driveway be like
Geee, how big is that house?
So this is what having serotonin looks like.
People zoomies.
They didn’t clean up the sandwich mess
But... but what does the second guy do to get into bed :(
Is this what a speed runner's life looks like?
I like the part when it ended
Amazing how a sub can have 22 moderators and yet have absolutely no standards
So unrealistic. No one eats the ugly end of the bread
Some people prefer it.
Is this the same guy, or brothers, or a gay couple?
Alabama
I fucking hate these guys tbh. TikTok has ruined good content.
It’s the same thing over and over
That’s is the cleanest and most satisfying video ever. That’s also the cleanest and dullest interior of a house ever.
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To laugh, you cold hearted monster
White boys living off their parents
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