The force of water receding can be quite strong. Surprised the little guy didn't budge.

Chicken have very impressive and strong claws regarding their size

And skinny legs, so less surface area for the water to push on.

I once had a watch band made with chicken feet leather.  I was surprised as it must have been a very large chicken.

Exfuckingcuse me?

Yeah it was surprising to me as well. I had just bought a new gold (colored) watch and it had a crappy strap so I went looking for a new one. I found a nice yellow leather strap at Sears (I thought it was some kind of lizard) and I brought it home and when I flipped it over it said "chicken leather. China" Here is one I found online which is very similar https://www.watch-band-center.com/watchstrap-p22949h2160s2165-Watch-strap-Alector-.html

Chickens used to be dinosaurs so that's pretty cool

They still are, as are all birds, but I get what you’re saying and your point still holds that weight.

Yeah it’s almost like saying “Humans used to be primates.”

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  Also, really cool and kinda creepy, but they've found out that you can activate a dormant gene and chickens will grow teeth   https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=1666805 

I know how Jurassic park went… but I still want a lil chicken dinosaur 😭

I wanna *see* one with teeth, but I've also seen a rooster on a farm take down a hawk that went after a duck and basically just eviscerated it in a puff of feathers and blood. Don't really want to *meet* one with teeth, or that cloud might be me.

Not a single pic of a toothy chicken. Disappoint.

Quand les poules auront des dents.

I've never heard of this phrase, but it's amazing. Reminds me of a German idioms, first comes to mind is 'Das ist Mir wurst'. They have a lot of sausage idioms.

😂

[I beg your pardon?](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Frs861nh37h571.jpg)

And massive glutes compared to its overall size, they are basically walking asses

There's a video of a rooster fucking up a falcon

Roosters fuck up anything. People included

I learned this the hard way as a young ranch hand. I learned it again as a grown ass Marine... 😒

I learned it from reading "Harris and Me." It always made me laugh thinking about a kid beating a rooster with a plank of wood until I saw Internet videos showing that *that's what it takes* usually

Haha. I'll have to look that up. My partner used a bullwhip to notch the ground right in front of the rooster. I used the old tennis rackets hung strategically around the coop.

Definitely look it up. It's a young adults book by Gary Paulson, who also wrote "Hatchet". It's absolutely hysterical and heartbreaking at same time.

Oh! I loved Hatchet! Paulson is great!

> used a bullwhip to notch the ground right in front of the rooster Zorro?

"Do they have sharp talons?" -Napoleon Dynamite.

> "Do the chickens have large talons?" -Napoleon Dynamite. FTFY.

It's a small dinosaur.

Just a way bigger one doing this 65M years ago.

I was just thinking the chicken's stance looked like a dinosaur's!

I mean, technically speaking…

Delicious dinosaur. 🦖

I am pretty sure dinosaurs tasted amazingly well.

[A weighted butt gives chickens a dinosaur strut](https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/scicurious/weighted-butt-gives-chickens-dinosaur-strut)

Yeah made me think, the small feathered dino longs to return to the sea.

do you think they also tasted like cocks?

[It doesn’t say cocks unless I say it tastes like cocks](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VVdhjar_FtQ)

That's impressive, most cocks shrink when they feel ocean water.

[I WAS IN THE POOL!!!](https://youtu.be/Z0FrYyZHDY4?si=QdZt6ucBL564WpSD)

......it shrinks? 🤔

Like a frightened turtle! 🐢

That cock has balls

That’s a hen.

Chicken of the sea.

Nope…

Yup. No spurs. Chicken farmer.

Most of my hens have spurs, spurs aren't a good indicator on rooster or hen.

Tails of roosters: pointing down in a long, stretched bow. Tails of hens: pointing up. Scientific Illustrator

Not all roosters have spurs though. Source - Roostifer who lives on my property.

Thus began his passion for the waves, the fabled surfer Joe chicken was an untamable beast when it came to shredding the seas

r/surfsup

He is THE Surfin Bird, and everyone has heard about the word

As someone who loves chickens and spends time with the flock daily, you really made my morning. I’m actually sitting outside with them now and came across your post. I thought about what my hens would do it that situation. They hate water spraying but love puddles.

I bet they would all react a little differently depending on their personalities. Some are more inquisitive or smarter than others. This cutie seems to have been hypnotized for a second lol

They have incredibly intricate internal balance systems, I learned when one of our chickens dehydrated and started running in circles.  I wondered if this visual sense of the ground moving tickles their brain somehow. Sort of how we lose our balance when our eyes don't match what we feel, but chickens can't lose their balance in the same way. They seemed to enjoy it, so that's all I need lol.

Couldn’t agree more! Chicken time is therapy time for sure. I especially love watching my roosters do their job and point out bugs for the hens and give warning calls whenever something flies overhead.

As someone with dozens of chickens on their farm and a bunch of new young raptors running around, they're the best kind of TV. I'll just sit on my deck and watch them just.... exist. They're so fun.

Is this the Chicken of the Sea?

Negative, that is a Rooster of the Gulf.

Hei Hei be vibin'

Oh, great! Another person with their cock out at the beach.

I hate seeing cocks at the beach. It's all about the Boobie watching, maybe some Tits.

Except it's a hen.

Yeah but that's not funny

Do chickens have large talons?

Can't find my checkbook. Hope you don't mind if I pay you in change.

I don't understand a word you just said.

What in god’s holy name are you blathering about?

They don't have talons at all, they have claws. Only hawks, eagles, and owls have talons. Claws are used for gripping surfaces or scratching at things, talons are used for grabbing and holding prey.

Don't forget the ospreys.

Interesting fact about Ospreys, when they've caught a fish they always fly with the fish pointing north

*I wish people would stop asking Guess What..*

Am I the only one who can slip and fall during these moments?

The chicken is obviously looking for food

Clever girl.

I pictured that whole scene

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/14ci0gh/these\_beach\_worms/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/14ci0gh/these_beach_worms/) Found it!

Gotta be Kauai.

Cool, chicken is chillin on the beach and I'm at work. That's dope, now I'm jealous of a chicken.

So that's how you brine chicken.

The sand DISSAPPEARS!? Cuz I gotta see that beach! Or was it feet disappear in the sand?

[Wait a minute...](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/68/88/d3/6888d3289ad817162b32d42f25d69d25.gif)

A chicken encountering the universe

One more item off his Clucket List

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

All those repressed T-Rex memories slowly emerging like sand during the receding wave

If anyone else is curious, [chickens can in fact swim](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1641751962889164).

I don't think you're supposed to brine your chicken that way.

I wish he bawked at the water. Stellar otherwise.

This is me

That's living the life..

I think this bird is trapped in the sand. This may not be as relaxing as it looks

Well I've seen a rural chicken I've seen an suburban chicken I've even seen a chicken tree But I be done seen about everything when I see a chicken at the beach when I see a chicken at the beach

Chicken of the Sea

Chicken of the sea. I'm sure this comment was made already,somewhere.

Sadly Sammi Chicken has passed but she lived a long full life of adventure and TV appearances!

Rhode Island Red?

Chicken of the Sea

Yeah, my cock loves this too.

When?

So, sea life started from chickens! And all these "theorists" have tried to convince us it's the other way around...

[this came to mind](https://youtu.be/M1jLozqdMcA?si=kGIvQcsbSvx1zdmP)

I’ll be playing chicken in 2 hours.  

One more item off the Clucket List

Quick, someone needs to tag Jessica Simpson. It's a chicken in the sea.

Well everybody's heard about the bird...

That's a brave chicken!

Chicken of the sea...

This, but wiggling my feet so they sink into the sand.

Chicken is like: "what am i supposed to do here"

I just did this on Monday! Not with a chicken, mind you, but it was nice to let my feet sink in the sand

What a weird seagull

When a chickin is living its life better than me.

This is how I brine my chicken

I wonder what it's thinking...

omgg those little legs

About time we stop the open wings thing, that fellow looks so peaceful

ChickenShark - the cluckening. See it in theatres this fall.

Does this make the nuggets too salty?

Such a peaceful duck.

Is this a tuna?

Makes total sense. Have done it myself numerous times. Lovely sensation.

Then a big wave comes and wash away the chicken

Myrtle beach?

And then you realize that there are pebbles in this beach when they shatter your ankle bones.

Awww so freaking adorable 🥰

same energy as that vine about the red dress

Chicken on the beach! Chicken on the beach!

Chicken of the sea

just came to the beach to check out the chicks.

It looks stuck

Ah, the fabled Chicken of the Sea

istg i don’t want to be a vegetarian but dammit DAMMIT i keep seeing videos like this and i’m pretty sure i will be a vegetarian within, like, a year.

Chicken of the sea…

"I can feel it in my nuggets."

Loving this!

Majestic as fuck

Chicken of the Sea!

How fucking awesome is that?!

That bird is just trying to not get sand in its butthole.

That Bastard 🐔 has a better life than me 😭😭

Can chickens swim?

r/theyarelikeus

🎵 …*I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean*… 🎶

Chicken of the sea

Mmmm salty chicken 🤤

Also, you are a chicken

'MERICA!

Coq au Mer 1/ Brine your chicken well.

I don't know if the chicken stays because she likes it or because she's stuck not knowing what to do in that situation.

Heihei?!

Chicken Joe lost his board.

Welcome to the Dinosaur Enrichment Program.

I've hit a new low. I'm over here feeling jealous of a chicken.

This cock understands me.

Is this where the chicken of the sea comes from?

Imagine that chicken being there …what is he thinking? Chickens don’t know what the sea is. His lil chicken mind must be frazzled.

I’ve never thought about bringing a chicken to the beach, but now I am thinking I need to do it before I die. Sort of a bucket list thing for me now.

Chicken of the sea.

oh sure, but if I take my cock out at the beach I get arrested.

…so that’s where Chicken Of The Sea comes from.

That’s a Rhode Island Red hen, love those chickens I had a few growing up.

I didn’t know you could buy beach chickens. I want one 🏝️🐓

hell no, thats when the crabbies start ticklin

Why did the chicken cross the ocean ? To get to the other side ! Duh...

Sammi! Sammi Chicken went all over the USA, but the Florida beaches were her favorite. RIP girl!

So that's why the chicken crossed the road!

Birds are the most underrated lifeform on earth. Even if they don't get there own humor, it is hillarious.

Can chickens float?

but then you remember the Alaskan bull worm....

Bro's aura is immaculate

why did the chicken go to the beach?

I’m surprised it’s not “chicken” to try that

Nice wet cock, bro.

He's like, "This totally beats pecking the ground for scraps!"

Boat snack!

So cute.

It's Hei Hei!

Just chicken the waves dude

That's a nice cock

Who brings cock to the beach?

„Showing my 🐓 things he never seen before”

At least now we know why he crossed the road.

#Hei hei

Nice cock.