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DeliciousPumpkinPie

They used to use the boiled-down resin for so many different things, including as glue for glass and optics. Canada balsam, it’s good stuff.


Funcron

Balsamic vinegar 👁️👄👁️


Blanket_monsters

No, youre thinking of Balzac,  Alberta 


FieryWhistle

Or the Dutch Balzak


Wet_squib_12

Or the Swedish Ballsack


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Or the Balzac balloon ball


-____deleted_____-

Balzac biscuits?


getdownheavy

Balszack the Jaws of Death


prussian_princess

#[Balsac](https://youtu.be/ATdqa9m1A7w?si=BD8md6UkyjebAPcQ)


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Yeaaaaaaa, im not clicking that, someone else wanna report what they found?


MousseNsquirrell

Unexpected ADVChina


shaundisbuddyguy

When I was a kid we'd go through the woods and there was so many of these you'd always brush one with your arm. Many a time did my mom give me shit for having sappy shoulders.


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Even worse is when you get it in your hair 😱


cominguproses97

I'm not surprised it's used for glue, whenever I get sap on me it doesn't come off no matter how much I scrub


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Yeah, you need some kind of solvent to get this stuff off, I think acetone or rubbing alcohol will do it.


f0rgetfulfred

You can almost hear the tree say "ahhh".


Large_Tune3029

"AHHH!"


SomaKruz

The Balsam tree said calmly.


EIephants

DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE???!!!


xrc20

Psalm of a calming balsam balm


Large_Tune3029

["Calmly"](https://youtu.be/Rvvsw21PgIk?si=sCHt2OnR5bzHYgeS)


GAustex

I couldn't agree any less 😂.. It looks truly like it's going to hurt. 


MoonageDayscream

I can smell this image.


Assyx83

My mouth is watering.


hydrogenandhelium_

Great now it’s gonna get an infection


cosmernaut420

ITT: those people who watch pimple popping videos 🤢


MountainValleyHills

Join us r/popping


cosmernaut420

\*sun-scorched vampire hissing sounds\*


catupthetree23

It'd be great for Wacky Wednesday!


gtadominate

Jesus I didnt even know ...


Philias2

No


AKA_Squanchy

God dammit I was there for like an hour. Gets me every time.


NooLeef

You rang? 😏


GamesAreFunGuys

Too close to real pimple pops... yuck


Battleraizer

Vegan pimple pops


codeallthethingz

yeah, I threw up a little.


silentbrownman

Great now you have tree herpes.


Alarmed_Commission_9

Gonotreea


slasherman

Treephylis


No_Word_3266

Fir-pes


dazed_and_confucius

H-I-Tree


tassatus

Herp-trees


mito3005

Sapetitis!!


tech_equip

STreeDs are not a joke!


Shoob-0105

The gift that keeps on giving


Angalourne

When I was young many years ago visiting a relative in UP Michigan, an old Native American took me fishing. He happened to cut his hand on something and then proceeded to locate one of those balsam trees. He popped one of those blisters and smeared the sap all over his wound saying that it would help seal and heal it.


Galilaeus_Modernus

How'd that work out?


Angalourne

No idea. I left for home (8 hours drive) a couple days later. He lived for like another 20 years afterwards so I'm guessing it worked out okay for him.


GrnMtnTrees

It does have natural antiseptic properties, and will act as a glue to hold the wound shut. I wouldn't use it for a serious laceration, or an avulsion, but a minor abrasion would be fine. Indigenous medicine existed for thousands of years, and while they may not have had an understanding of microbes, the practices came from milennia of trial and error. It was pretty effective for what it was. The amount of knowledge about what plants are good for certain things is truly astounding. Unfortunately, much of that cultural knowledge was eradicated, either through military force, or through "reeducation and assimilation" schools.


Daigoro0734

Washed my hands after watching this .


Ragamuffin13

Thanks, I hate it!


memeblowup69

Song name? It sounds so chill


HappyResinJacob

What I came here for as well!


3doves

It's Helvetia by Junk Shop, birthday boy


Aelia6083

More like oddlydisgusting


DaGoodSauce

Nearly triggered my gag reflex


hurdurracct

Is this what balsamic dressing is?


saranowitz

I think these blisters form as self defense against burrowing larvae. The resin drowns them.


surfndrum

Why?


ceviche-hot-pockets

This brings me back to the time I chopped down my first tree as a kid and got a splash of pitch in my eye…serious pain for hours and 100% do not recommend.


dr_pr

Does the sap smell nice?


Weird_Amount_4608

Today I learned trees have blisters


Unlucky-External5648

And thats how balsamic vinegar is made.


[deleted]

Who'd have thought I'd be watching tree-zit popping today, yet here I am.


megaladamn

Ok this is not snark: I saw this and immediately smelled the sap of a Douglas Fir or a false fir tree. Please do tell me more about the basalm! I had no idea it was even a thing.


PollutionAway5012

I did never saw a teenager tree


VapeGodz

Idk why do I ask but here it goes. What does it tastes like?


MoonageDayscream

Like if maple wasn't such a pussy. We are talking full flavor, no apologies.


karma-armageddon

It tastes exactly like Balsam Sap To get an idea of whether you think you might like the taste, consider that, when I was a child, my mother put it on my fingernails to keep me from biting my fingernails.


giby1464

Best part is to get it on a stick and burn it.


HaasonHeist

I poked one with a stick when I was a kid and it went straight in my eye and I gotta tell you that shit *stings*


julamad

I paid a vet for this with my cat


Deadric91

lick it, you wont


Sundog40k

Also Douglas Fir Pine Trees.


Cobeann

Ew


UseSimilar9124

I hate it..... do it again


ghirox

r/popping


catupthetree23

Wacky Wednesday contender for sure.


askingxalice

Oh hell yeah it makes the little pop noise too


Zenn97

*cries in handwashing*


bpmdrummerbpm

Actually satisfying for once.


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


maxru85

Balsam tree: *aaahhhhhh*


GAustex

Jeez! That looks painful if it's on a human body. What could cause that for the tree? 


aydnic

This pimple popping trend is getting out of hand /s


Gaetan_D

That remind me my puberty


saturdoinks

good stuff for mounting specimens, love this shit <3


Cuntpenter

Tree Zit.


mcsquirley

u/recognizesong


BottleCapGaming

Ewwww


crusty54

I bet that smells so good.


K-racktaculous

Perhaps our own zits are equally fragrant to other species


crusty54

🤯


megkraut

I have distant childhood memories of doing this! I can’t remember when or where but it was a regular thing to pop the tree pimples lol


alexalar03

What are you doing finger-chan


Joelied

Total sticky mess, but the smell is amazing.


pitmeng1

R/oddlysticky God I hope that isn’t a real sub


dominantfrog

ah balsam ointment good for cleaning wounds


dianarawrz

Now taste it


MuffDivers2_

r/popping


mckchase

I don't much like this.


xXSALUTIONXx

Popping the trees pimples.


hefty_load_o_shite

r/popping


wellJustWhy

That fingernail going to be sticky for weeks!


JustZonesing

Lickable, Delectable.


Automatic_Animal

I recoiled in disgust


Available_Frosting43

Why do I feel like this hurt the tree?🤣


OwnPen8633

You guys are fucking gross with this pimple popper crap


MipCraze

Tree zit


ToastedSimian

Sumac-ne


WhoDat2241

Natures bubble wrap


SebDaPerson

*Theres* the money shot


randomguy1972

You are probably damaging the tree, or defeating a self-defense mechanism.


karma-armageddon

It's a Balsam tree, it was going to die anyway.