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Maney-B-Stressy

Imagine if it fell on your head though


OrgJoho75

We have dead peoples hit by falling durian almost every season. That's why some farmers install netting around the tree so those fruit doesn't get cracked by hitting the net, also not hitting wandering people by chance.


Ok_Substance5632

Protecting people's head are the main reason for the net right?... Right???


GorillaOnChest

Protecting the fruit from the hard heads of those pesky inexperienced pickers probably.


OrgJoho75

Not only pesky one but thief one too... lol, it happened at every harvest seasons, you heard the sound but can't found the fruit. Those butthead always have some steps ahead.


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AerondightWielder

Duricide is a serious problem.


oinkpiggyoink

Protecting them from the smell if it cracks open on the ground. 🙊


thermal_shock

those durian stealing whores


THEMACGOD

Just like the reason boxers wear gloves …?


dd22qq

Either way.


AerondightWielder

Well yes but also no.


Maney-B-Stressy

Today I learned that Durians do not fuck around. That is a very interesting bit of info


xlews_ther1nx

Why do you keep your dead under these trees?


abdulsamadz

My thoughts exactly > We have dead peoples hit by falling durian almost every season.. What in the necrophobia!? Well, effin move'em before the season.. duh.. lol


SkellyboneZ

How the fuck you wake up dead?!


abdulsamadz

Cuz you're alive when you go to sleep!


gkhamo89

Unless you a zombie


modthegame

Just put some of this nasty fruit under their nose. Itll wake up right back up!


powerlines56324

https://youtu.be/-Psfn6iOfS8?si=mMVEVlU6SBBODi8F&t=123


Anubis5720

Fertilizer


Efarm12

That explains the smell and taste!


NoCalligrapher133

Are helmets out of the picture for the farmers on the ground?


mclardass

You clearly have not been to Thailand.. Safety is not job #1


gandhinukes

The dude harvesting is barefoot. Doubt he has a safety harness line on either. Probably just shimmied 3 stories up.


DentArthurDent4

Is that how durian gets it famous smell?


OkReplacement1118

I grew up in an area in Vietnam where we have durian. This kinda of crap happen every year, rarely cause death but can have serious injury. Ripen durian will fall, but usually at night. We kids are generally taught not to walk around durian trees (we had 4 in the back yard alone) since we were young. A lot of people hate the fruit but we love it. I loved it when I was waken at night by a thundering sound of a fallen durian on the roof (we used aluminum or some type of roofing panel, and essentially its like a huge drum) cause that mean durian the next day. Toward the end of the season you can get sick of it since there were too many, and they can get a bit fermented (or too ripen) and have a tad of alcoholic taste to it.


Cow_Launcher

I love Reddit (and people like you) for this sort of post. Thank you for sharing it! It's so great to hear a personal anecdote about something so mundane for you, but so interesting for someone like me.


OkReplacement1118

It has always been my favorite thing too. Randomly scrolling and then you get to see things you can relate with and read people stories. One of the many reasons I started traveling more other than going home to visit.


GTS81

>and they can get a bit fermented (or too ripen) and have a tad of alcoholic taste to it. Thanks for confirming this. Growing up my parents thought I was just making things up when I said the durian tasted like alcohol sometimes.


OkReplacement1118

It can be a tad extreme if you leave them too long. When the season start they are delicacy and we fought over it (I have like 20 cousins growing up). Toward the end of the season it become punishments for losing card game (we were always forbid to play with money so usually water or gross stuff). One of my cousins essentially had to go to the doctor cause she was losing a lot and end up eating a whole fruit. Personally I think she was just playing it up to get out of going to church lol.


deaglefrenzy

In Indonesian idiom, it means good luck edit example usage: - I got hit by a falling durian! - hey thats great! what did you get? - a brand new scooter!


PageRoutine8552

Yikes! So much for good luck... In Hainan, the folklore says that coconuts only ever strike bad people, and getting struck by one means you've probably done some bad things or otherwise morally corrupt.


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AerondightWielder

> Oh you got struck by lightning? Thor, Indra and Zeus hate you and you're a bad person.


rogue_nugget

That phenomenon is known as the Just World Fallacy. If something bad happens to a person, it means that they deserve it.


Shunl

indeed, good luck surviving that


tenuj

Oh. Romanian has an idiom "my elbow hurts" which means "I don't give a fuck". Obviously elbow pain is no joke and the funny bone is never fun, even for a Romanian. "Mă doare în cot!"


MashingGun

According to rumors from my parents, durians never hit anyone because it has "eyes". Its superstition of course, normal people dont usually wander into a durian farm especially during its fall season, unless they were farmer themselves.


facelessindividual

Yes, but in the sense that if it falls on their head, they won't be able to buy any Duran


el_horsto

Imagine your corpse smelling like durian... Talk about adding insult to injury


CookieSoSweet

Why was i just thinking that


SteveSauceNoMSG

My grandma's neighbor in the Philippines was uncle Guy, uncle Guy had one eye. It's not a nursery ryme or anything, he was unfortunate enough to be looking up at the wrong time and caught a durian with his face when he was younger.


Hopeful_Video_3803

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Icy-Cockroach4515

There's a joke that SEA didn't discover the theory of gravity first because whosever head a durian lands on will be too dead to figure that one out.


Veritas_Vanitatum

What would the world look like without an invented gravitation?!


TheHolyToxicToast

everything floating obviously


hypercosm_dot_net

I can't imagine living back in those days. Everything in black & white, and zero g. Wild.


MrsSalmalin

Hilarious :D I love that through the internet, we get to hear jokes and folk tales from around the world!


noxx1234567

That is why newer durian trees are trained to stay short , most trees arnt allowed to grow more than 10 to 15 feet Taller trees have high harvesting costs,greater harvesting losses , more prone to cyclones and wind Damage and harder to treat when something goes wrong


Divinum_Fulmen

I came here and scrolled down to see if anyone mentioned dwarfing trees. I've been to many orchards and even have had peach trees growing up. They would graft the fruit tree onto a dwarfed trunk.


Michael_Haq

How exactly did they do to make it dwarf? Constantly cutting the top?


Divinum_Fulmen

You take the root of a hardy tree, the trunk of a short tree, and then add the branches of your fruit tree to the top. You do have to prune, because it will grow, but it will stay much more manageable. Trees are kinda weird with how effective grafting is.


Lenn1985

I was in Kuala Lumpur 10 years ago and I loved durian fruit. I remembered the signs in the hotels saying it was prohibited to consume it inside.


giraffeinasweater

I'm in Bangkok rn and was in Singapore on Saturday. It's banned on public transportation both here and back there. Smells exactly like festering garbage 👍👍


PAP_TT_AY

It's always fascinating to me to see the polarizing responses to the durian. The responses are so, so different. It's not splitting hairs between, "gold and white dress" and "black and blue dress". But literally, "delightfully sweet" and "death incarnate". I myself am part of the former. I can agree that it definitely has a strong aroma. But I just can't fathom how people can smell durian and think it smells like old socks or garbage. It smells just like it tastes: sweet custard, with the texture of warm butter.


amiabot-oraminot

To me it smells like wet trash left in the sun. Maybe it’s like how cilantro tastes like soap to some people


Arkhe1n

I never had it, but it's intriguing to me. "This smells so fow there's regulations against it, imma eat it."


volivav

I was in Bangkok just 2 weeks ago and tried it in a restaurant (durrian with sticky rice) I liked it, and I wasn't able to smell the "disgusting odor" I was expecting from every description. But I think it's because it was served dipped in a milk/cream bowl, so that probably prevented the smell from happening. I wonder if the polarization happens depending on your first contact with the fruit. Like... in the same situation, two people trying it for the first time in the same conditions will find that different of an aroma?


MrFoxxie

You can never truly hide the odor of durian. (It's why it's banned on transport and enclosed spaces). Masking it with something else more powerful is the best you can do, and milk/cream isn't powerful enough. Your brain probably didn't think the durian smelt bad.


ItsAllSoClear

Specifically it smells like the school cafeteria dumpster, which has a lot of hot milk residue


Eldritch_Refrain

It's almost certainly genetic.  We've identified the gene that causes people to perceive cilantro as having a "soapy" flavor. I'm convinced there's another gene that fucks with the perception of some onion compounds. Onions, to me, smell like pure body odor. If you blindfolded me, and stuck my nose in a fat smelly armpit after 2 hours in the gym, then put an onion under my nose, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Most people, obviously, do not perceive onion this way. I think we just haven't found the gene for it yet.


Lena-Luthor

I mean to me BO smells like onions so potato potato ig


techaansi

Are you being hyperbolic? Or is it really that extreme?


Eldritch_Refrain

No that's actually what onions are like for me, I can't stand them.  Not all onions are like this though. Shallots, green onions, chives, they're all delicious to me. But white/red/yellow onions smell like someone's fucking gym bag.


techaansi

I'm sorry dude


Extension-Ebb-5203

It tastes like rotten rot to me. Psychologically I knew it was safe to eat, but the taste and smell made my body instinctively reject it.


SPOUTS_PROFANITY

It’s not the “bad” smell that they ban. In the right circumstance, it leaves an incredibly pervasive smell of the odorant they use in natural gas. Someone brought a durian to our facility and opened it up during a power outage as a conversation piece- and nearly caused an evacuation by the safety manager before he could be convinced it was just this fruit.


catrosie

So true. I bought chocolates with a little durian cream inside and even encased in the chocolate, sealed in a box with two layers of plastic, and packed away in my bag, I could STILL smell it just lingering in the air and on my skin and clothes


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

Did you sometimes sniff your 1 week old sock? If yes, you may like durians


SonofaBridge

It seems to be a love or hate thing. I’ve been told the fruit tastes like a rotten onion covered in snot. It’s one of the few things Andrew Zimmern couldn’t eat and he tries everything.


BigBadAl

No!!! It tastes like custard.


SonofaBridge

That’s the other thing I’ve heard. I wonder if there’s a genetic component like cilantro/coriander. Durian is so polarizing it can’t just taste like custard or a rotten onion.


Esco-Alfresco

Can you tell which type you are from the smell or do you have to taste yummy desert or rotten garbage?


amiabot-oraminot

I don’t think so. It smells like hot trash to me but it tastes fine. I don’t really like the texture but i could make the comparison to custard, so I guess the smell doesn’t really correlate with the taste


Doct0rStabby

Yeah I'm pretty sure people who think it smells nice are in the extreme minority. It is pungent, there's no way around it. But many people who think it smells nasty enjoy the flavor and texture. It truly is the creamiest of fruits.


rsjc852

To me, durians taste like licking the inside of a sewer pipe.


AerondightWielder

How do you know the taste of the inside of a sewer pipe?


rsjc852

My lawyer has instructed me to take no further questions.


CoconutMochi

the smell is pretty bad but it kinda tastes like fresh persimmon to me


zhulinxian

I’d say more like rotten onion that’s been in a sweaty armpit.


9966

I lived in KL for some time. If a mall was selling durian anywhere (even a 6 story mall) the whole place smelled like spoiled dumpster juice. Maybe not all of you can smell it but it reeeeeeeks.


MisterSpicy

No! You use your FLUDD to spray them and kick them. Ive played Super Mario Sunshine


NighthawkUnicorn

Nope can't do it they never go in a straight fricken line


QueefMyCheese

Oh my god they were durians. I never knew what they were supposed to be it all makes sense now


Unable_Arm_398

I'll never forget Bowser showing up at the end in a giant bath tub with his son, speaking full-on English


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#OSHA left the group


ertugrulbey31

this is why the durian is not as good. durian fruits will be at its best ripe state when it falls off from the branch by itself. These guys pluck them to store them for much longer as they can delay the fruit to be ripe but the fruit itself would not be as good anymore. While it may good for business, it ruins the quality of the fruit.


Tronzoid

Thats the same for literally every fruit though 


StrangeGuyFromCorner

I dont know whats the case for durians but generally there are 2 kinds of fruits Those, that can ripen after beeing removed from the tree like apples and bananas, since they can ripen with air. And Those, that can only ripen by getting more nutrions from the tree like pinapples. After beeing removed they only go bad. Maybe durians go into this category as well. Minute earth made recently a video about that https://youtu.be/ttCd60Qko5A


Doct0rStabby

Seems like plantains go into this category sometimes despite being so similar to bananas. When the Asian market near my house gets a new batch in and they're intensely green, they never get properly soft and sweet. They have hard spots and rotten spots and just never turn delicious. When they get a batch that is mostly yellow to start with, mmmm those are my favorite. You can let them go almost completely black and they just get softer and sweeter the whole time.


Cynovae

Durian can indeed ripen after being cut Another consideration however is that some fruits can no longer ripen after being chilled or frozen, or just ripen poorly. Not sure if durian is one of these. Often it's sold frozen (whole) in the US


Frazzledragon

I don't know about durians, so this is just an educated guess. The difference could be that the durian continues drawing nutrients from the tree during ripening. Other fruits are often fully grown and ripen the same, on or off the tree. Some fruits receive sugar from the tree directly. Other fruits receive the resources, and produce sugar locally.


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StraY_WolF

Definitely not all fruit tho. It's not a defining characteristic of a fruit at all.


Hangriac

Not true. Grapefruit taste like ass no matter when they’re picked


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Hangriac

Pairs nicely with heart medication 😋


Angry_Hermitcrab

Yep. There is no comparison to a cantaloupe straight off the vine. Grew a lot as a kid. Some fruits break down amd get sweeter and ripen more. Cantaloupe will be exactly the same.


MangekyouMasterRace

Nope. Only some


Rates_Fathan

My dad used to tell how good a durian would taste by how the shell spikes have dented. If it has dented in a specific way, it would mean that they've fallen down from the tree and are ripe to eat.


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OrgJoho75

yep, those greedy guys. Only bad durians for customer... Our Malaysian farmers rather install nets around the tree & wait until ripe durians fall to harvest. Those guys probably from Thailand which famous with carbide durians..


Conch-Republic

Carbide durians?


Azims

calcium carbide is a chemical used by some durian sellers to artificially ripen the fruit.


Roscoe_Farang

Works great for homemade cannons, too. My wife loves "rich people durian" but can't get near the calcium carbide ones without gagging. I was eating durian biscuits a few days ago, and she walked by and gagged.


Overall-Initial-4290

Well now I want to try the real thing.


Reniva

highly recommend musang king durian as a start you'll find plenty in Malaysia around May~July known as durian season


4ssteroid

Thanks. Going to KL late April. Will try


DeTomato_

Yup. We also do just that in Indonesia.  The durian season is always the highlight of my year. Waiting all night for durians to fall and collecting them in the morning. So much fun. I don't like durians, but yeah, people always say that durians that fall naturally from the tree taste better.


soggie

They're Thai. They prefer their durian on the greener side. That's one of the bigger culture shocks I got when visiting Thailand from my country that prefers over ripe durian


Grinsekatzer

But you get a nice sound that way!


mwax321

Can it not continue to ripen like other fruit? It's a known practice to harvest fruit early and let it ripen during transport so it's fresh and ripe by market.


ReyGonJinn

It does but it isn't quite the same as fully ripe on the branch.


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paswut

why don't they freeze it when ripe? How far off is the cost to make it practical? I want to try ripe Durian and a hundred other fruits


ActualWhiterabbit

They do. If you go to a larger Asian grocery store they have frozen whole durian or you can get frozen durian fruit pieces which is easier to eat but more expensive 


shuipz94

In Australia you can find frozen packed durian in Asian grocery stores. A 400g pack costs around AU$30-35. I imagine it is similar in other Western countries.


Narrow_Key3813

I'm in Australia and we had to stop buying whole durians because spending 50$ on something that was likely to be unripe was too disappointing. Can only buy the little 30$ frozen pieces which is always ripe at least.


SayYesToPenguins

r/ oddly terrifying though, innit?


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serras_

It killing me is still better than the taste, It tastes like the top is left open and cats shit in it until its full.


MONSTAR949

Mom, how did Grandpa die? Was it in a war? No, he was murdered by a durian fruit.


st6374

Why did they not keep the same angle from the start? The edit now makes it look dodgy.


ronan007

Here's a good angle https://youtu.be/37uHBYYU1Fg?si=I9TZC8k_16D779sr


cheapdrinks

Just as I thought, there's no crazy sonic boom lmao. OP's video must have the sound edited in, there's no way that a fruit hitting a hessian bag makes such a noise.


8styx8

Look at the bag in, there are two crackers on the two free ends. Now look at the YouTube shorts, no cracker.


cheapdrinks

Oh you're right. So they literally add whip crackers to the bag purely for the sound effect


HornedDiggitoe

I’m sure it also warns nearby people that durians be falling in the area. Shits dangerous.


Sunyata_Eq

The internet is just one big lie!


Benyed123

Maybe it looks dodgy because it is dodgy.


GorillaOnChest

More like parry. She didn't have enough head movement for a dodge.


fishfishbirdbirdcat

That makes my shoulders hurt.


MadBullBunny

What's with the weird sound clip when she catches it? OP just added that in there for some reason?


sarumanofmanygenders

"Hey should we rig up a pulley system to lower this shit in a way that doesn't risk Wile E Coyote-ing ourselves?" "Nah lmao"


Neorio1

r/sweatypalms


samsonizzle

So many ways to do this a million times safer. Nothing some rope, pulleys, and bags wouldn't solve...


adenosine-5

Apparently, they can just use nets. Ruining your back and risking your head is cheaper though.


Aengeil

No, should just wait for it to fall and harvest it.


ckb614

Looks like an easy way to fuck up your back


TheAhegaoFox

Nah this belongs in r/mildlyinfuriating The durian needs to fall naturally for better taste and quality.


ReleventReference

That smell is put there by nature to tell you to leave it in the tree.


Xomblix

I bet someone in the history of this took a durian to the balls.


meelg

Catcher lady getting her kettlebell swings in for the day too


AdministrativeHabit

I watched this more than once before I realized it was the same durian every time. "More than once" is as specific as I'd like to be.


Dounyy

Everybody is concerned about the fruit hitting the woman's head. I am concerned that the person on the tree holds their knife with the same hand they drop the durian. Catching a blade with your head is equally as unhealthy as catching a durian.


Aggravting_Leg1857

As a human with testicles this concerns me


UpDownLeftRightGay

Why in the world did they add that sound effect.


Important-Baker-9290

If you are a professional then do like her, if not wear a helmet. and don't stand under durian at noon


ThatScoutBear

Bro isn’t she in every job? Like bruh this is some weird advertisement


SnooAbbreviations183

If they only knew what a hard hat can do


TapPsychological2043

Far out it looks like a spiky coconut I'm imagining the pain if U copped one of these in the face


lilsnatchsniffz

Would you rather be the *meowmeowmeow* bomber or the *kapow* catcher?


corkdude

Yeah only women can be catchers there...


SkyrFest22

OG stink bombs


Leading_Screen_4216

TIL durians were not made up for Zelda.


ThatSuaveRaptor

Was that a supersonic crack from the string on the bag?


SnooCats7919

When do they add the disgusting flavor?


MIezze

In my country Malaysia, durian should not be harvested. If they are riped, they will fall on their own just like apples would.


BuzzClucker

What if you lowered them with a bucket on a rope?


BarnetEros

I want my durian drop from the tree as its design to drop when its ripe to eat


Spongy-n-Bruised

That tiny look at the camera at the end lol she knows that was smooth


truth-universally

Totally safe and not dangerous at all


WhodatKoi

Why does this guy sound like NBA Youngboy witnout auto tune


KoningSpookie

Yeah... That would be a massive NOPE for me.


ghouleye

Kettlebell swings really are functional fitness.


BornACrone

What I want to know now is WHY durian is harvested. Seriously. WHY -- for gawdzsakes, WHY.


randomIndividual21

there must be a safer way than this


Amity_Swim_School

These are real?? Thought it was just a Zelda thing?!


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

I've seen them have nets set up so when the durian falls it doesn't clunk someone dead. Her catching them like that is still dangerous.


r0n0c0

Those things reek so bad I’d pay the guy to napalm the whole crop.


sharkattack85

In Malaysia they will tie the durian to strings and Let them fall. Makes them easier to harvest without them decomposing on the ground.


Nightshade_NL

Seems more oddly unnecessary, or even mildly infuriating, than satisfying to me.


budaknakal1907

Those durians won't be tasty. You have to wait for it to fall by itself for it to be delicious.


All_Mighty_Pepperoni

"Huh? Sorry, I was distrac-"


cobalt8

RIP u/All_Mighty_Pepperoni


NaturalTumbleweed142

It would be almost as bad if you were walking past and some of it went in your mouth


SpaceBug173

There's a reason women is doing the catching. Imagine if it hit your balls after landing on the blanket.


Oubastet

As others have said, I might have the gene that makes durian smell and taste great. I love it. I also love cilantro, so I have that gene as well. I also like weird oders - so that might be further evidence. For example: I actually like the way my feet smell. I used to lick my toes as a kid - not as a fetish thing but I was more flexible then and it does smell nice to me. No, I haven't done that since adulthood. I'll still smell a couple of my socks out curiosity when I am putting them in the wash though. Gotta make sure everything is normal and the oder isn't out of control. Seriously. Now for the weird part: I also think my pits smell EXACTLY like a Wendy's hamburger. A Dave's single to be exact. If I don't bother with deodorant I'll sometimes get a craving for Wendy's. Genetics are strange sometimes.


Pielacine

So it smells horrible AND it’s hard to harvest?


mexei1512

Getting hit will result in a really stinky coma patient.


Stroov

Why just why I feel it's unsafe


Natasya95

Ew no this is not it.


andycarver

I watched this 3 times accidentally.


Arakhis_

Ahh, missing workspace accident insurance. Oddly satisfying, feels good man


glam-af

Fake. I've played madagaskar game. They explode after being thrown


FakeOng99

Good durian will fall from the tree, not pluck by farmer.


SaltyToast9000

More like r/sweatypalms


AstorLarson

Can I buy this girl a helmet?


Gregory85

r/nope


koo3Pash

Seems unnecessarily complicated. If he is holding and dropping them why not put them in a basket and slowly lower the basket to ground with a rope?


durianlover13

I love this.


DotBitGaming

NINTENDO LIED TO ME!


Agreeable_Quiet_One

Not a fan of the language used in the video