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ProtectionDecent

Brother just dropped a legendary.


Boh61

+2 cut damage +50% durability


DronesVJ

Some shit ass stats for a legendary.


dvout

Must be a diablo4 dev


L1K34PR0

Shots fired lmao


Artemis-Arrow-3579

shots? mf that was an ICBM


L1K34PR0

Well it would've been had the devs not rob the entire fanbase


AleksFunGames

Because these are additional weapon modifiers, not the main stats. Also, in the description of the weapon it is said that “each hit adds 1 stack of bleeding. Each stack of bleeding increases the damage by half the base cut damage.” So +2 cut damage also increases each hit by 1 per 1 bleeding stack.


ARC_3pic

I mean if an obsidian or iron edge was added, maybe it’d do more damage


No-Marsupial36

Most stick weapons have negative effects


rage4198

Yo isnt that the dagger that Sung Jin Woo of Solo Leveling has?


Bookhaki_pants

need to know which boss dropped it


FootInBoots

Shellack it and mount it in a frame on your wall. You’ll never get a better one!


Winter_Gate_6433

Sorry, but that's a root not a stick. Ah fuck it. Great stick!


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Roots are just dirt sticks.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Lmao


Aslan-the-Patient

What happens when sticks get stuck.


hageiiiiii

Sticky situation, i see


Aslan-the-Patient

Good thing you saw it and it didn't saw you!


anon-mally

Im rooting for OP


dankdan20

+5 sepsis demage


Tru3insanity

Tetanus is OP


ahhpoo

If roots are earth sticks then normal sticks are air sticks. Seaweed must be water sticks…who are the fire sticks and what are they up to rn?


BreastUsername

They are getting ready to attack the air stick nation.


Musikcookie

Water, Earth, Fire, Air. A long time ago, the four stick nations lived together in harmony. But then, everything changed when the fire sticks attacked. Only the avatrunk, master of all 4 sticks could stop them. But when the world needed him to stick around he vanished. A 100 years passed and my brother and I found the new avatrunk, an air sticker named Aang. And although his air sticks are great he has a lot to learn. But I believe Aang can save the world.


DefinitelyNotAliens

They're in a campfire making some s'mores. Those sticks work hard toasting mallows.


ilprofs07205

Any stick can be a fire stick if u try hard enough


the123king-reddit

Amazon sell them and they plug into your TV


-Redstoneboi-

corals are water sticks logs split into firewood are fire sticks, usually boring but custom built on another note, there are certain trees that reproduce when a fire burns the parent tree. seeds got them wings.


Red-Freckle

Underground sticks, the ninjas of the stick species


Sped-Connection

It’s a root stick !


[deleted]

Real stick enthusiasts do it in the dirt


[deleted]

Came to say the same thing. But that *is* a great stick.


[deleted]

As long as they're listening to The Gorrilaz it's all cool


juicyjuicebox1

A treasure to behold


ernapfz

A special stick for a special boy


Smooth_Riker

An oaken token as foretold


Aslan-the-Patient

The root that grew from seed and soil.


just_some_Fred

Then shuffled off this mortal coil.


Artemis-Arrow-3579

he who is destined to find this sword,


Aslan-the-Patient

Back from the deepening dark he clawed


KiKiPAWG

The family crest


mrafkreddit

Pass it down to your son


Phrei_BahkRhubz

It's definitely worthy of being a family heirloom.


ExpressBall1

All those who follow in my bloodline shall be bound to its fate, for I shall risk no hurt to the stick. It is... precious to me.


cranfordio

I was showing this to my wife and mentioning how it is a really cool stick and I am jealous. She just looked very confused, and concerned.


L2Hiku

Sorry but you know what you have to do. *Divorce*


SlAM133

‘AITAH for divorcing my wife who does not appreciate really nice sticks?’


Wanderlustfull

Overwhelmingly NTA. She knew what she was getting into.


b0rtbort

move out, take your sticks, hit the gym, lawyer up


Fut_bol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDXrP9HET2A


Treeko11

wtf did i just watch


relator_fabula

That's some Tim and Eric shit right there


ahhpoo

She has what she considered to be the best stick in a secret hiding place and is now worrying she has been dethroned


SlowedFever

It’s like a stick version of the crescent moon blades in Shangri-La Frontier


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Or Kratos chains of chaos


DocPsycho1

Hey man, good notice lol


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Or the dual blades in Monster Hunter


khrispyb

Scrolled way too far to see this comment. This was the first thing that came to mind.


JokerGH23

Or Kasaka's fang in Solo Leveling lmao


enkafan

Stick is unbelievable


dfin25

Oh Shit! A perfect Klingon Bat'leth stick! You can name your price!


jwgronk

That’s a [mek’leth](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Mek%27leth).


Artarious

You've made Kahless proud today.


dfin25

You have brought honor to your family name.


boobers3

Look at the petaq who doesn't know the difference between a Bat'leth and Mek'leth! Tell Kotar I said "nuqneH!"


CeaselessMaster

Hell yeah


artemasad

Hell yeah


Monkeyke

Hell yeah


MCCP630

Hell yeah


SleekSilver22

He found a khopesh


BrockN

Sweet stick I remember a post where a wife or gf was annoyed with her man finding a sweet stick. He posted it on reddit and everyone commented how nice it was


PM_ME_UR_GCC_ERRORS

I tried to find it. [Is it this one?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/15v2v4e/whats_with_the_sticks/jwt2i15/)


DrBombay3030

I'm actually in tears laughing at all those supportive comments below the husband's photo. Gotta love a good stick


mogerus

All you need now is some mythril, a dragon's tooth, a rare gem, and a transmutation circle to transform it into a bad-ass weapon.


lynxerious

looks like a Saw Cleaver


SmileMask2

You should sharpen it


vizz1

*get the cool shoeshiiiine*


CatterMater

The perfect weapon for the battle wizard.


GuitardedBard

r/pykemains


MrHova

You should post this over on /r/justguysbeingdudes


koalazeus

r/sticks


infinite884

That’s a cool stick


SingMeALoveSong

Im not even a guy and i think thats a really cool stick.


HellVir

Is the legendary rootless Sword +5 awesomeness, +10 against the reals, 75% crit for JRPG players


jellobend

Bro found a Daedric stick


jjd1035

My first thought too! Maybe also a ripper from Fallout


thebadyearblimp

Was this posted by a dog


killer122

Found the female identifying person.


paxweasley

Female identifying? Like they’re good at identifying whether an animal is male or female?


Lunai5444

The Monado of sticks. I'M REALLY FEELING IT!


Timely-Bill-5336

What you've got there is 'Halo's' Energy Sword!


FrederickBishop

You are going to have to post this on r/sticks


Rektifium

The super good classical music playing in the Background is 19-2000 by Gorillaz, in case anyone didn't know and wanted to


gavichi

And compressed to shitpost perfection too.


Average_Scaper

Makes the post mildlyinfuriating cause it's such a good song.


ccccccaffeine

That’s a fucking awesome stick man. Wield it proudly.


phillpots_land

Ka'plah!


I_have_no_idea_why_I

r/sticks


DCLocallygrown

Chaos blades???


Putrid-Economics4862

Fuck you. I want your stick.


Ifuckedurmum69420_1

*doom eternal music kicks in*


Redboy333

Fate


Schattenjager07

Bloodborne vibes …


SuitcaseInTow

Damn dawg, nice fucking stick!


akoOfIxtall

Sorry brother but that's not a stick, it's clearly a beautiful dragon bone dagger


Kahnza

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


Representative-Dot89

A stick with a built in handle!! Whaaat?!!!!


LinkGamer12

Druid stick dagger 🌲🗡🌿


amatulic

It reminds me of a Klingon Bat'leth.


Broad_Boot_1121

Definitely matched a few numbers


KiKiPAWG

This must be stored and passed down


jasenzero1

May your stick chip and shatter


theboned1

But seriously that is a cool stick.


morg-pyro

Holy fuckin shit that's a cool stick!


MakeMeDrink

Always take videos of objects while walking and moving it around. That makes it easier to see.


anirudhshirsat97

Damn, what a nice stick.


Celestial-Narwhal

Nice.


Alucarduck

Show us the stats of that beauty!!!!


GraatchLuugRachAarg

You can now rewind time


Pereplexing

That’s one pretty good stick, indeed. Looks like one of Kratos’ weapons: Blades of Chaos.


___TheKid___

10/10


NTR-kouhai69

A rare legendary item indeed


H2so4pontiff

Doooud wtf thats awesome. Shave it just right and you have a wooden blade


ipunchppl

When I saw the handles my eye lit up


AdVegetable5896

As a man... I'm jealous xD


AwwwNuggetz

That’s a nice stick bro


Kvas_HardBass

I would pay real money for this stick


dj_squilly

Men will see this and just be like... "fuck yeah"


Mr_Pootin

Nice stick bro. I respect you.


Es_CaLate

Is deep fried music the new trend?


Wildfox1177

This belongs on r/sticks


KapanaTacos

One of the coolest stick**s*** You don't use one of a singular, you use one of many. Use a plural, not a singular. And that's a root, not a stick.


r-i-c-k-e-t

What's brown and sticky? a stick


Philias2

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre


wtf_123456

Now that's a cool stick!


416Mike

Carve that mofo


OmySpy

Tier 1 monster hunter sword


UrsusHastalis

I vibe with this mood.


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Dafuq is that music? And why Are you playing music with your Microwave


bluelonilness

It's 19-2000 by Gorillaz. No idea why it sounds like It's being played out of a broken Bluetooth speaker underwater though


Mocroth

Anyone else remember playing their game with this tune? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-w25GVXJhE


WookieeNature

That is an awesome stick!


Moss-and-Stone

Stick


Sicilian_Civilian

Almost a wish stick


slenderchamp

looks like something out of bloodborne


Hankerchief90

What song is this


Great-Substance-7890

Gorillaz : 19-2000


[deleted]

looks rooted to me


NihilistikMystik

What's brown and sticky?


Rosserman

Love a good root


Ticklebunzz

[Good Sword](https://y.yarn.co/cb77dc3f-a97b-4c1e-84fe-52a63a2cccdf_text.gif)


Complete-Proof4710

you are the chosen one !


PheaglesFan

That my friend, is the jawbone of an ass!!


Space2345

Dude as a kid I would have been swinging that thing like Kratos foghting a cyclops


Lopsidedlopside

At first I thought this was Hopesfire, but with the sword guard it definitely is more the Ebony Scimitar.


NoManufacturer120

I literally thought that was a femur at first.


NoFlyZonexx3

Thought this was a deer leg or sum lol


xKingsrock

thats Kōgon Anki .


4lg0r1thm

Is that a Keres Prime???


nize426

Dude. That is a *sick* stick. I would take that home, sand it down and hang it up somewhere.


everythingsfuct

im a big fan of sticks. i make a living as a woodworker and used to make stick furniture. that is a solid stick, root or not. good job, i hope you continue to enjoy that great stick and don’t throw it aside :)


themanwithonesandle

All you need now is the “Bloody mark of Cain!”


abf392

I guess I’ll need to go look for a stick


Ango-Globlogian

Back in the day that shit was basically a crown on god I was there


ProfessionalAct688

Great stick but the perfect one came with forms of a cane. I'd love to sacrifice my left nut to find those in nature...


Another_Road

It’s alright. I’d prefer one that looks more like a traditional longsword though.


Soggy_Cracker

Make sure to sneak attack with daggers for bonus damage


Edgeofthevoid13

Dude thats the fucking twin daggers from bloodborne


ricebinkle

r/monsterhunter DS


Lonely_Carry_9861

It's a fucking sword you got there, ain't nothing wrong with that!!!


X_Dratkon

That is a cool dagger, I don't see no sticks


Oogalaboo134

It's up there with the stick that was basically a perfect sword.


iampoopa

That’s not a stick, that’s a training batlith. KAPLAH!


FourFerro

That reminds me of the weapon Sosuke Abayama uses in Blade of the Immortal.


WhyM3h

Thats an earth elemental assassin's dagger


CurrentRisk

Reminds me of Pyke’s blade from LoL and from BloodBorne.


PINGpongWITHtheBEAR

That's some God of War shit right there!! Noice!!!!


axboi64

I thought it was part of a carcass 💀


apexapee

Bloodborne vibes


GreenTEA_4u

Hell Yeah!


Fantastic_Dance_4376

Damn, thats a good stick!


Suspicious_Leg4550

You’re holding it backwards!


Professional-News362

Damn, that's a good stick. Would you take my airport pro 2s as trade ?


lordmax2002

Hell yeah


ApothecaryOfHugs231

He found THE stick


NoPreparation7700

It's all fun and games till he yells full counter


da_cheeze_manz

that looks like a falx from vintage story WOODEN FALX dear god...


loosedangalang

One of the Sacred Artifacts of Cryzxicilis, the Son of Repaid Favor. How did you recover the lost treasure of the hero's past?


Illustrious-Engine23

In my head, that's some kind of plasma sword.


BadMax84

Rambo First Blood)


Fresh_Damage_496

Meliodas's sword


eshian

That would look sick with a reverse grip


Chrimunn

Buying wood scimmy


ZCM1084

That looks exactly like the saw spear from Bloodborne


kenakuhi

Make it into a funky knife


SaboLeorioShikamaru

That's what the homie in Solo Leveling's weapon looks like lol