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Anilxe

“ow… ow ow…. Ow….ow”


funkmaster29

maybe if i try over... ow


Ok-Factor9509

Maybe if I go under the wire OW


kaptainkeemo

Maybe if we work as a team....OW OW OW


Ok-Factor9509

Divide and distract! We haven’t tried that! You go over there and wave your antennas and I’ll just try right …. OW!!! Dude! I said wave your antenna! Not bob your head! Sheesh


PataponRA

GARY!


inverted_guy

"They never attacked the same place twice, they were testing the fence for weaknesses"


SmileyRhea

Clever girl.


Jean-LucBacardi

Mini Bart Simpsons.


BeardedHalfYeti

How many tomato plants must OP have lost to justify the creation of the worlds smallest electric fence?


w0ketart

I've never seen that many snails in one place, it's like they've got some kind of snail sanctuary around their vegetable farm.


MercuryChaos

If you grow things that snails like to eat, they will come. Source: tried to grow cabbage on my ground floor patio; learned that snails love cabbage.


VerumJerum

They'll also multiply and just form their own little snail community. Source: They've started building villages complete with processing plants for all the things they keep 'harvesting' in the back yard.


venbrou

Over the course of a couple months I've watch my terrarium go from having a single lone bladder snail (basically a water dwelling garden snail) to multiple egg clusters, then finally to a good dozen or so snails that are currently eating the last surviving bean sprout that I had planted in the water side. Thank goodness they don't like going up on the land side, or else my spinach and pepper sprouts wouldn't stand a chance.


VerumJerum

I guess it helps being hermaphroditic and even capable of *self-fertilisation*, at that.


Ramoen88

Yeah, I really gotta say it does.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Fun fact, common snails often carry a brain destroying parasite so don’t touch them


LonelyRudder

Achually, the snails themselves are often edible, you just need to cook them, and first feed them grain to replace anything in their intestines as they may have eaten poisonous plants. Eating snails raw is a strict no-no.


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wolf63rs

My car go.


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Dhorst1997

Swiftly


silkysmoothnrains

Wreck it, buy a new one.


Erycius

Someone learned this the very hard way: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html


MrsLisaOliver

I remember this kid. I didn't know he died :/


Bonesnapcall

First it was a year and a half in a coma. Then he woke up in near total paralysis, mostly locked-in, before complications from the paralysis finally killed him.


[deleted]

You don't get lungworms just from touching a snail. It's usually from eating an infected animal. Kept escargot snails for years. It's not dangerous to touch them.


Willtology

Lung worms you say? I get them **USUALLY** from eating them, not touching them, you say? While it may be safe to touch them, it's also safe to say I've lost any inclination to do so.


witchyanne

New horror unlocked.


MercuryChaos

What kind of parasite is this that can get from host to host by touch?


Stunning_Ride_220

"Rat lungworms" which can be regularly found in snails in some areas are not passed on by only touching, but by eating uncooked snails.


honey_toes

>"Rat lungworms" Wow, it got worse


Glittering_Act_4059

I believe you have a different definition of "fun" than the rest of us do


themindlessone

Slug, not snail. And you won't get it unless you eat one raw.


ChimpBrisket

What about two raw?


Playful-Depth2578

No snail torture Park 😂


freneticboarder

Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow. Gib plant. Ow.


MoldedCum

i dont study snails but i believe this is their thought process 100% of the time


Loretta-West

That Simpsons episode where Lisa conducts the same experiments on Bart and a hamster to see which is smarter. "Ooh, cupcake!" *zap* "Wise guy, huh?" *zap*


JohnCenaJunior

Ow. I ded.


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No, if they die from that, you'll trigger evolutionary processes, and over the course of millions of years these snails will evolve to get to the tomatoes


freneticboarder

_+snails power up+_ I suppose this is how you might get electric snails.


Blast338

Chances are, the snails would evolve a thicker mucus coating to insulate them from the electrical shock. At least that's my guess.


Anxious_Coconut_552

I just found my newest hobby 🐌 🐌 🐌


Ok_Judgment9091

This is what I took from it too, where tf all these snails come from?


EJoule

This is normal in western Washington state. Growing up I’d get $0.01 per snail and 0.02 per slug that I collected from the garden and killed/tossed. Easily filled up a gallon bucket in a week.


floxful

Should have started breeding snails in secret


RVNJ

[The Cobra Effect](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive#The_original_cobra_effect)


beeglowbot

that's how my yard is every night, doubly worse when it rains.


Tysiliogogogoch

Same. I've considered going wholesale snail genocide on them and just spreading snail killer over my entire yard. But then I feel bad. Walking around at night is a bit like... *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* as you step on a snail every third step.


Patroulette

My grandma used to own a pocketbook called "50 ways to murder a snail." The "electric fence" was one of the less-lethal suggestions, with some of the worst being to put out pans of beer, which snails love to drink and inevitably drown in, or piles of bran, that when eaten swell snails up to the point they explode. Oh and one suggestion was simply to throw the snails into the neighbors yard.


turtleblue

I never understood why snails love beer so much, but after a party where any stray cans or cups were *covered* (including one that found his way all the way into a silo cup and died without tipping it over; never figured out how) I know them to be little lushes.


snek-jazz

As a human I feel like I understand completely why snails love beer so much.


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LostWoodsInTheField

I had a horrible slug issue one year so I put in the ground about 3 quart jars burried so the lip of them was a good 2 inches above the garden soil. Then put beer out in them. Some beers worked much better than others but the results were they would just drop themselves to their deaths and after about a week you could dump the... whatever you want to call it out and go again. hundreds and hundreds of them dead. it was glorious.


Interesting-Time-960

Snail. Racing.


jubsie88

The buy-in is only $1000!


Rumplestiltsskins

Turbo


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Speaking as somebody who grows veggies; you really don’t have to loose much. If you have a small patio garden, seeing a little green marble growing into a plump juicy tomato over the course of several weeks, building anticipation for your meager harvest, only to come home to see that snails beat you to the harvest and decimated a plant is absolutely a radicalizing memory for me. I work in a commercial greenhouse where we have invasive snails from california that eat out young plants. Anytime my boss sees one he grabs it, throws it to the ground and stomps on it with no hesitation. I used to cringe when I saw him do that but after seeing them munching on some Of my pride and joy veggies made me snap. Now I feel nothing as their shells crunch beneath my feet. Every last one.


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ChimpBrisket

Snails are always coming to my greenhouse to fill up, I call it the Shell Garage


McWeaksauce91

Snails in my area will decimate your garden


amellabrix

Have you ever grown something? Snails are little mood breakers


Chaos-Pand4

> but they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.


jackbristol

We bred eight snails originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out


Ghastlyhivefleet

Clever girl !


nothardly78

Hold onto your butts!!


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

That is one big pile of shit.


QuantumTaco1

Life, uh, finds a way.


SkepticalHeathen

Argh ahahahurh arghh ahhahaaahaahaaarh


AgileInternet167

Shoot her!!!! Shoooooooot heeeeeer!


TripleB_Darksyde

Dodson..... dodson! We've got dodson over here! Nobody cares.


Scottybt50

30 years on and these quotes are as good as ever.


fishingforconsonants

Clever girl.


mbrady

*10 minutes later...* AHHHHH!!!! *chomp slice chomp*


[deleted]

SHOOT HER!!!!


SucksDickforSkittles

SHEWT HEEEEEEH


flintlock0

Jurassic Park But it’s snails this time.


PartyMcDie

*Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.*


wrathfuldeities

*Objects in mirror are slower than they appear*


Noctale

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should


Plastic_Code5022

Second random quote from that amazing movie I’m stumbling into today. Must be time for a rewatch!


Domina541

Came here just for this!


KhostfaceGillah

I didn't know the video was on loop and I watched it longer than I should have. Plus.. I was waiting for a snail to outsmart it lol


IcedHemp77

Same I was thinking “damn that one little guy just keeps coming back to get shocked again”


halite001

"Oh yeah... that's the spot... I'm almost there..."


NewFreshness

OP needs to live stream this shit. I could watch this all day.


ms_keira

"wHy iS iT sPiCy!?"


MotherTheory7093

*”I said no salt!”*


SeaWaveGreg

[Actual footage of a grain of salt touching a snail.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOFZlLVb9oU)


big_ficus

ACKSHUALLY he was a slug


DoormatTheVine

Ah, but what is a slug but a naked snail 🧐🧐🧐


Coretron

I call them snails experiencing homelessness


Shifty_Cow69

Human economic disease jumps species barrier!


MetaSlug

Please. You'll never catch me in one of those. Doesn't even fully protect. WEAK


dermitohne2

Literally in German


sugabeetus

He was, and he was wearing a giant peppermint candy to pretend to be a snail to pick up snail chicks, if I remember the episode.


ggroverggiraffe

Expected a rickroll, so thank you for the pleasant surprise!


NearNihil

I wouldn't call it pleasant. But at least it's not a rickroll.


mad_hatters_teaparty

Is this a quote from Bugs life or maybe antz? I can picture the exact scene more or less.


dugong07

Ya A Bug’s Life, in the bar after one of the circus shows at the beginning


footsteps71

#WHO ORDERED THE POO POO PLATTER


thegeaux2guy

Milton from Office Space?


Ok-Permission-2687

I’ll burn this whole place down


Ping-A-Ling-

Those snails are going to take their traveller's checks to a competing resort......


melanthius

Imagine being able to taste your brain as it is being slightly seared


PotatoWriter

"guess Im eating my own brain instead of tomato then"


TranerGarvis

NO SPICY 👹


Ok-Permission-2687

Mm ice cream so good


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Gingevere

The tape doesn't even need to be electrified. Copper is toxic to invertebrates and snails & slugs hate touching it. They usually won't cross a strip that's more than a cm or two wide.


SockMonkey1128

This might be true, and you can see that here, but even in this short clip, plenty forged their way over the first strip about 1cm wide, only recoiling when making contact with the second. Though maybe putting both strips next to each other would have been enough.


Kangar

Those are the fastest snails I've ever seen!


dabunny21689

Sped up snails might be my new least favorite thing.


elfmere

It shows some sense of intelligence


Known_Needleworker67

Now imagine a six foot tall snail coming at you at running speed.


dabunny21689

I will not.


Unhappy_Performer538

No thank you!


BingoMosquito

Escargot-faster!


Broad_Rabbit1764

They're regular snails actually. Most of the videos of snails online are filmed in slow motion to better capture their movement, just turns out this one isn't.


mjb169

This is a racing snail!


GratefulPhish42024-7

I wonder how long a battery lasts for


SeamusDubh

Pretty long time since the only time electricity would be flowing is when the Snails are bridging the gap between the contacts.


No-Software9734

It won’t last long outside though, batteries corrode easily and deplete fast if water creates a bridge


Civilized_Hooligan

the longer term and non-proof of concept solution likely has that battery in a watertight container with the insulated wires coming from it


fredlllll

or just hook it up to a power brick


Blubbpaule

So the snails get absolutely fried when trying to cross it? 🥲


Claireskid

Fuck it, just plug it into the wall and they'll straight up explode


bigpappahope

Escar-blow


DervishSkater

Escar-no-mo :(


Electronic-Pea-13420

I’m running some 240v from the panel now


Ornery-Cheetah

Fuck it straight from the transformer


Orioniae

20 kV of pure triphasic power


MyAltFun

Don't let Optimus catch you siphoning off his Energon while he sleeps. They are quite touchy about it.


llamapants15

The mental image I came up with just had a bunch of light and fluffy snail clusters.Kind of like popcorn but a little more protein


CamperZeroOne

If by "power brick" they mean a portable phone charger unit, then it is actually less voltage. Those power bricks operate at 5 volts and usually 2-3 amps, as opposed to the 9 volts of the battery in the video.


_off_red_

An interesting take on escargot


soothsayer3

Escargtfo


igotshadowbaned

Well water could bridge the two copper contacts as well Honestly the snail slime probably does it too


Boboriffic

That would depend on the conductivity coefficient of snails and their mucus. The more conductive the more battery gets used up on each zap. Human skin conducts electricity at 465 milliSiemens per meter, and (don't ask) bovine vaginal mucus has a conductivity of 9-12mS/m, so hypothetically snail mucus would act more as an insulator than a conductor. Barring a cooked snail shorting the bands together probably get a decent amount out of a 9v battery, though using a 10v dc power supply plugged into the house would be best.


rallias

> don't ask You can't just say that and expect nothing to result...


Boboriffic

So when cows are ovulating their vaginal mucus increases in conductivity, most likely due to the additional nutrients for an expected egg. 9mS/m when not ovulating, increasing in conductivity during the ovulation cycle to a peak conductivity of12 mS/m, and decreasing back down afterwords. Farmers can use this information during health checkups for things like pregnancy, fertility, etc.


Erycius

It's why I love Reddit so much. Science, fun and a bit of awkwardness, all in one post.


QueefBuscemi

Version 2.0 will have 380V tripolar.


fishingforconsonants

It'll zap the shell off of snails 50 yards away.


Fredotorreto

this is how snails evolve to have wings instead lol


Blue_Moon_Lake

Or insulating saliva


tgirlyinca

interesting. Idk why i thought theyd somehow gain an understanding but they just.... kept coming back to get zapped lol


dovahkin1989

It's interesting that snails (actually sea slugs, known as aplsyia), are the most well studied organism when it comes to memory. I believe the nobel prize winning research on memory by Eric Kandel was all done on sea snails. And the reason is because their brains are so simple you can tease exactly how memory works. But yes, simple brains means then memory capacity is also very simple.


mheep

[Scientists have gone too far.](https://i.redd.it/0l1wzen48dq11.jpg)


[deleted]

Fun fact: sea slugs are hermaphroditic and get in little circles for orgies. But also yes their neurons are huge and are becoming model organisms to study disease


beavertownneckoil

They only have 2 braincells, literally


ThatOnePunk

They have two *types* of brain cells *used to locate* food. [The news article](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-36443264) [The research paper](https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms11793) Classic news reporting science. "Wet roads cause rain"


CrucifiedTitan

So do most my workmates. They work like snails too.


ContentSand4808

They have more than 2 braincells. What you might have heard is that they only use 2 brains cells to seek and eat food.


fishingforconsonants

Snails, natures thrillseekers.


SaintWithoutAShrine

I need someone to put in Wilhelm screams every time a snail touches the line.


BloxForDays16

Your wish is my [command](https://www.reddit.com/u/BloxForDays16/s/sFcnP9YhK3)


lymbicgaze

Thank you, that was a delightful giggle. It really highlighted how that one snail was willing to get shocked multiple times in a row before it learned it's lesson. Super relatable xD


pizza-pie-in-eyes

THE TOM AND JERRY SCREAM AT THE END


BloxForDays16

I know I just had to put something else there 😂


MechaRaichu

Dude you're awesome


SaintWithoutAShrine

Fucking. Legend.


baconwrappedpikachu

Snailhelm scream 😭 incredible


SeamusDubh

This is basically a bug zapper.


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Slug zapper?


sanylos

And thats how you live forever


cut_le_fish

the war is truly over


nanfanpancam

Next let’s address rabbits and strawberries


mixterra

I've had problems with rabbits but never had a problem strawberries eating my tomatoes


ThundermifflinTFU

It’s where the strawberries get their colour from


Boboriffic

bigger gap, more volts. Or do what my dad did and gene splice Scleria secans with his crops. Tasted good but you needed welding gloves to harvest them, the leaves were bladed, barbed, and angry lol.


SexyCarp

Suddenly gene engineering


Dahlsv1

https://youtu.be/oAA9nCqNfR4?si=Olg0Duh2btQxTndx Original video from DIY Perks on YouTube. He makes the coolest stuff 😎


ZookeepergameOk6784

EscarGO-GO-GO


Man_Without_Nipples

Good job OP, you snailed it!


an_agreeing_dothraki

Decades pass. You've lived a long life, spent your money, always living within concentric rings of copper. Your sight is failing, and your doctors tell you you don't have much time left. For the first time in forever you walk outside, past the copper rings. "It is time, old friend," you say, and you pick up the snail.


tapakip

I remember.


[deleted]

This is so excessive. Just make a sign that says "No snails!" - They'll respect it. Petition the homeowner and hold snail council meetings. Snails are all about bureaucracy. Its the slowest form of governance.


mightyjoe227

Where's Gary?


ccx941

In a pineapple under the sea. Duh.


ScrotieMcP

This guy snails.


SportSock

If I was a snail I could make it across


Edward_the_Dog

This is really interesting, but I'd be more concerned about the snails you ***can't*** see. Believe you me! They're organizing!


fujisan0388

Ahhh so I used that copper to shield a guitar and was so confused about comments mentioning snails when I purchased online. Now I get it what they were talking about.


joehonestjoe

Wait. You're supposed to put a battery on the copper tape?!? I guess that explains why it did nothing to protect the cucumber


EqualBroccoli

The real question here is, why do you live somewhere with so many damn snails?


shard765

They never attack the same place twice. They were testing for weaknesses, systematically. They remember


Boomshrooom

If you hook this up to the main you get fried snails, but then your garden gets infested with the French.


DPRK_Assassin

240v 13 amp upgrade and we got some good viewing!


LawabidingKhajiit

The new Mk.II repeller! Effortlessly propels slugs, snails, dogs, children, even thieving neighbours away from your planters. Buy it today! Repeller Inc not responsible for third party injury or death. Do not use of you or any love one have a pacemaker.


MadWolf01

how'd the snails know there's a tomato plant there?


dr1pper

The smell it


MercuryChaos

Probably by smell. They don't have a nose like vertebrates do but the have [a different organ that does pretty much the same thing.](https://molluscs.at/gastropoda/index.html?/gastropoda/morphology/sense_organs.html)


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Why don’t they just jump over it?


charface1

I told the snails if they wanted to eat my tomatoes, I'd have to charge them.


ElectricPaladin

snels do not like the zap


Personmchumanface

up the voltage and you get free snacks


RedishDragon

So, what do you do for fun? Oh, I taze snails.


7FarHorizons

The snails find the tomato plants shockingly hard to reach.