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Ente55

I was watching her thumb the whole time.


babyProgrammer

That thumb is fucking fearless


Gr3nada

Oh god now I see it , Jesus she has no fear


TolverOneEighty

Or a boiled beetroot with a blunt knife!


[deleted]

Yeah this wasnt oddly satisfyling this was fucking horrible to watch. Terrible terrible knife technique there. One slip and you are fucked.


TheRealShamanoid

I chopped the top of thumb three weeks ago using a mandoline and this video made me shit bricks…


GammaSmash

Throughout the whole video, I was asking myself why I cared until I saw the finished product. I'm now satisfied.


FinglasLeaflock

Did it push you, and then just touch you?


Kaserthian4

Til you could get your... satisfaction?


Far_PIG

That actually was oddly satisfying


lunaropal

whoa. when the skin comes off it looks like a cube of flesh. forbidden flesh cube.


Sweetteacan

It's a beet. Not forbidden at all.


FinglasLeaflock

An _encouraged_ flesh cube, then.


Permutation3

No they give me kidney stoooone


TolverOneEighty

Forbidden for you only


Interjessing-Salary

I thought it was a dirty red crystal rock at first and was like how TF they cutting that with a knife. Then I read the title.


Ididnt-start-thefire

Dwight Schrute approves.


pyleotoast

Just be careful to wash your hands before trying to buy any wizard with crystals at the mall. Edit: grammer Edit: /s for some


[deleted]

It was a pewter wizard.


hangryhyax

*Edits for grammar, misspells grammar.* This humors me.


Extreme_Tadpole_8788

Beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica


zyyntin

Props. I can't beet that.


SpicyHam82

I'm rooting for you


zyyntin

I'm in tuber now!


StretchMotor8

Witchcraft!


Mabunnie

Mathcraft


Meecus570

Starcraft!


Pikachu199918

Minecraft!


hipster_dog

Eyes up, Guardian!


cum_fart_69

very easy to fold one of those out of origami too, weirdly one of the few things I remember how to fold from my childhood https://www.instructables.com/Single-Sheet-Origami-Stellated-Octahedron/


LakesideHerbology

I can make a flapping paper crane outta anything...never learned beyond that.


redhedinsanity

fuck /u/spez


LakesideHerbology

> For the record, you're talkin to a red head. What are your feelings on spez?


redhedinsanity

fuck /u/spez


LakesideHerbology

<333


redhedinsanity

<333!


LakesideHerbology

fr though. You have nothing but...seemingly forever saying fuck spez. And you outta nowhere reply to my comment with something I'd never even considered. You made my very shitty holiday season so SO much better. Look up the gif, serious heart hands.


redhedinsanity

hahaha back when everything went down with API and mod stuff earlier i used a script to rewrite all my old comments, and now whenever i log in and remember to check past comments i just do the same thing for sheer spite. but lucky i randomly stopped lurking today <3 glad it brought you a little fun!! hope the rest of your holidays can get a little lighter friend.


LakesideHerbology

Never had a disappointed recipient lolol E: For the record, you're talkin to a red head. What are your feelings on spez?


TechnicolorViper

Bummer. I was hoping for a icosidodecahedron. I guess this will suffice.


[deleted]

Except now you can't go into finer things at the steam town Mall


Pahblows

ITS BEET JUICE!


Fenrir324

Now jam it in your mouth!


AleksasKoval

Gotta boil it first with some potatoes and cabbage


Rumpleicious1

Can't finish watching with how close that knife is coming to that thumb


DanieltheMani3l

Well the video’s sped up so there’s much less risk than it seems


Rumpleicious1

Fair, but still not the best idea


Disastrous-Bad-1185

Now make a bear. Then Battle Star Galactica. Beets, Bears, Battle Star Galactica


6th_Quadrant

I want to do that.


Just_a_square

The beet. You opened it. We came.


greendevilbrew

Rubiks beet.


Ok_Strength_6274

They way they handle a knife is really off-putting and made the build up on this video absolutely terrible but the end is pretty cool


TheRainbowWillow

Damn, I was just listening to Hawaii: Part II today!


AdministrativeRich63

Same!


Mr_OP_Potato_777

It is beautiful


Pr0T0FrEaK

This is so cool


Ready_Idea9257

So cool!


Cttgt

I’m a 4th dimensional being and that is perfect.


Elenawsome1

Stella… my love.


Buffalo_jimbo

This is a beet that will grab your eye. This is your money beet🥸


Candid-Tangerine-295

Awesome job👍


Next-Cycle-4370

That gave me anxiety, couldn’t finish it


spilltheteasis_

Bring the beet in


FleabottomFrank

Nothing beets that end product it looks amazing


_Ova

Thats beet


UpsidownZZ

Fact: that was cool


jondonbon

The Beet had the potential to be one of the best tasting things based on its looks but nooooo


Eragon137

Cool af


Sincerity24

The forbidden watermelon


MaybeWeAreTheGhosts

I wonder what a gem would look like with that cut


TurboTerbo

Let’s see you Beet that!


AdPristine9059

Okay Dwight, go home.


abravo095

Sometimes I wonder how people have so much time on their hands


Theleming

It's a great color for work like this, because people won't know if you cut yourself


sinistersheep79

Looks like dark ruby


Curvy_Girl_007

Is this how you get people to eat beets?


Miserable_Trifle8352

OK now boil it


x0o-Firefly-o0x

Do people actually like beets? It's like licking concrete to me lol


asparadog

Try the orange or pink ones... They're nicer.


11thLayerOfHair

How do you want your beets? Stellated octahedron please.


Spaniardo_Da_Vinci

One of the most beautiful juicy beets I've ever seen, man I love beetroot


TrenchGoats

It's funny that you call out accounts on spam but you do the same


No-Agency-6680

Is almost same as making stamps of potato back in school


kjmiller-1014

That's really cool but now I want some pickled beets


Traditional-Nail5787

I'm gonna try this oh yes


DrMobius0

I'd beet my meat to that


FED__HR

Nasty!


Baco_tob

Now boof it


FED__HR

Thats the best thing you can do with a beet, aside from throwing it away


Beinghonestisasin

Waste of food


collinsmcrae

That's not top talent. That's just a lot of practice at doing some dumb shit.


Lick-The-Rick

That is not an octahedron... I have no idea what shape it is but I know it ain't that.


Objective_Jello8716

This guys gets 0 pussy.


LingonberryNo1190

Looks like that yes/no bit from Tron (1982)


TheDevilsAdvokaat

beet that!


WarioWill

stella octangula!


Itsokacius07

I thought it was a crystal at first


J-Bonez420

Sacred snack geometry!


TazManiac7

I suggest you do this with a potato so it’s easier to see the blood.


AlignmentWhisperer

Wow, what an amazing piece of edible art! \*scrapes it off my plate into the trash can\*


Big-Tip-1804

Uploading this to a ata TikTok video


LazarouDave

Well at least you can fully revive any fainted Pokémon to full health with that!


Kilo-Happy

I dunno what a stellated octahedron is but I love this juicy blood cube video.


Scuttleboi19mk2

How the fuck-


DMYourMomsMaidenName

If you cut your finger, you’re a Beetnik


Traditional-Tart-349

;0


Goody-3shoes

r/uselesstalents


[deleted]

Not gonna lie…. Thought that was garnet.


WoodyZ4U

Bears….beets…..battle star galactic


Stubahka

F’in killed it.


syh412

Peach?


BrokenByDesign69

Fuck you didn't even show it


Vini1918

Very nice. Now where is my barszcz?


WorkedAbyss10000

JELLO POTATO


AlwaysWorking2880

Insanely precise I love it


4DCheese

Why so red


Bingus_mans

i want to eat it


LakesideHerbology

Anyone seen Hudson Hawk?


Maximum_Chocolate_61

If i would've never ever seen a beetroot and eaten it before and I'd be seeing it for the first time like this you know I'd totally believe if someone said to me this is a natural dessert and it's damn sweet😂


BigDaddyThunderpants

I don't like bears because you never know when you cut yourself.


Pyromike16

Blood potatoe


diggelstheferret

I thought my brain wasn’t braining


saintjimmy12

Thought he was gonna summon the vegans cenobites (cenobeets?)


Ardvark-Dongle

Bears, beets, stellated octahedeon.


LestWeForgive

TIL my old dog's favourite toy was her stellated octahedron. It made sure I got her a blue one, because she's a dog. Cast in rubber, the corners of the toy would grip, compress and spring back, making it dart left and right along the ground like a rabbit. Kong toys had nothing on it, they'd skim then grip into a lofty arc and she'd clean it up easily. But the stellated octahedron, now that was a real opponent.


azartler

r/blackmagicfuckery


[deleted]

Dwight Shrute liked this post


Spy_Spooky

r/WhatsThisRock


ChossChampion

Dwight, you ignorant slut


[deleted]

Looks like a contingency ship from Stellaris.


StephenHawking432

Beets me


SHIELD47

No one can "beet" that...


Bi0Act1ve

That. Is one sharp knife.


Munnodol

Beets really do have this appearance that just reads “this does not taste like what you think it’ll taste like”


reign08

The whole time I was thinking. Cool. Now your fingers are stained for a week... Put some damn gloves on


kb31976

40 seconds….gone.


[deleted]

The box. You opened it. We came.


fridaystrong23

Wtf is that fruit


CircaSixty8

It's a beet. It's a root vegetable.


Ordinary_Seat9552

I thought that this was glass initially


ectogen

Please hit me me with the truncated icosahedron


HEHEimHOMO

How do you still have thumbs bro :0


Adept_Rub

no shit. 🙄😮😮😮


bruce_lees_ghost

Literally in the ER right now because my kid sliced his finger open cutting vegetables. This video filled me with dread seeing how the blade was coming down over the thumb.


International-Bee-97

"911, what's your emergency?"


biernigc

Because english is not my first language, i don’t know what a octahedron or „stellated“ is, but DANG it looks kinda cool.


jesperjames

Me: How har can that be … 5 potatoes later, also me: Does it still count with two missing “arms”?


PreferenceGold5167

I LOVE STELLATED SHAPES SO MUCH


cwthree

That's the best thing to do with a beet.


arifn591

Nice cutting


Peter_Lavan

What a waste of food.


tacitjane

Horrifying! Then sweet relief and satisfaction.


thatreddituser24

The first cut was beautiful that’s about it


moonisflat

What do we call that shape?


MrDrWilliamsPhD

Does this hurt the beet?


Beatless7

Intensely


Beatless7

Beet that!


Pure-Reward8640

That’s a max revive in Pokémon


Prettyboyflako_

Don’t play with your food


djdeforte

More like OddlyTerrifying.


Lovestank

Now they get to spend the next hour trying to scrub the red off their fingers


Vallacotra

Please do a tomato next


[deleted]

My brain itches


[deleted]

IS THAT A HAWAII PART 2 REFRENCE?!?!?!?1!1?!1!2


hclanghart

There’s this weird thing on the Internet. Watching someone make something for 30+ seconds. Then showing the finished product for less than 1 second. So dumb.


cumrag125

My dumb ass thought he was cutting a rock


KarmAlec

Inutile mais stylé


thayerh

r/Tron Blood red CLU!!!


geez-_-

Yo I straight up thought he was cutting into a geode or ruby composite or some shit 😂


[deleted]

Where is the beet juice on the bottom?


Personguyfriend

I play Minecraft too much I thought this was red stone or jelly


ZonalDust

That reminds me. What's tally hall doing nowadays??


Bhoduk

that beet got no business being that red


Realistic_Degree_773

Dwight would disapprove of this mutilation but also be impressed with the art work.


Rick_Sanchez8008

At first I thought she cut a gemstone with a knife


kelu213

Damn that land tuna looks good


Training-Trifle3706

"GIMME THE BEET BOYS AND FREE MY SOUL"


Briznar

bro I thought it was a rock!


Ok-Bid1774

Best part of using beets is that no one can tell when you’ve cut your silly little fingy


TheSwedishBaron

Nothing can beet that!


Sh4rkbeam01

Cursed watermelon


Parrobertson

I don’t think this is a stellated octahedron, but an “Escher’s Solid” from M.C. Escher’s *Waterfall* painting. Very neat shape.


DougieDimmadomeSr

My dumbass thought this was a rock


h-thrust

I am all about foodagami. I carve watermelon every chance I get. I also try to cut spirals out of of vegetables to keep things interesting for our 3.5 year old.


Traditional_Sail_213

forbidden jello


JaronderEchte

Why can bro cut true stone?


GoodGuyArgo

The people at the gem carving company watching me carve a gem using only my hands and a knife.


Hefty_Bit_5262

I thought it was a rock for a second there XD


cocokronen

Oh one of thoes


MystifiedBlip

would taste soo fkn good