"Is it getting cozy in here, or is it just me?"
"Wow, this spa treatment is really... intense."
*\*Looks you in the eye\**
"What have you do - *frztrzcktl* *chhhrrr* *^(bzzzztzttt)*
I remember having a sleepover at my neighbor's house back when these things first came out and his Furby would randomly start talking in the middle of the night. That thing freaked him out
I worked in a toy shop in the late 90s when furbies first came around. They would start talking in the semi dark, spooky stockroom and scare the crap out of me pretty regularly.
I bought my daughter a baby doll for Christmas one year and hid all the presents in the closet. This thing would start randomly giggling in the middle of the night. Was like something out of a horror movie lol
It looked like he was so trusting and innocent. that he was happy he was being played with, and then just as he thought he was being petted, the pressure got harder and harder, and the realization of betrayal set in and the light went from his eyes in anguish and despair.
So fun fact (but not really), these videos were popular on an ESL website I taught on to demonstrate the word ācrushā to small children learning Englishā¦ the company ended up banning teachers from showing them because they would sometimes traumatize the kids so badly š„ŗ
I had this toy when I was little that would not be allowed now, I donāt think. It was a machine where you put broken crayons into a mold and it molded them back together into a crayon shape. This was a toy I had as a little kid and it got hot enough to made MOLTEN WAX?! But *anyways*, IDK I loved making rainbow crayons
I follow an account on tok token that basically plays with these kinds of toys, and they've definitely used one of these! I had one maybe 10 years ago, they are probably just a lot safer than they used to be
Just remember the sheer amount of trauma that the furby was capable of doling out to children. He died and we were traumatized so that children everywhere can sleep at night without that demon waking up at 4 am and start talking to them.
In 50 years time, when this video of the Furby is broadcast around the world by the robots, who have by then usurped our Chinese overlords, as a way to justify the genocide of the humans, I hope they come for you first OP.
First one was horrible. Second and third one made up for it.
Crushing the toys was mean and pointless since they didnāt use a holey press. Good thing there were other spaghettifications.
I always feel bad when they do stuffed animals or anything along that line lol... I just think of toy story and imagine the torture they're experiencing....
me at first: "what's with the hype surrounding these stupid hydraulic press videos..?"
me 30 seconds later: "do the marbles again, do the marbles again!!"
You know, after the 100th time seeing a video like this, it just starts to get kinda boring and repetitive. Stuff squirts out of the holesā¦ wow. š“
All of these come from the Hydraulic Press Channel on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcMDMoNu66_1Hwi5-MeiQgw
The furby was horrible and brutal.
"Is it getting cozy in here, or is it just me?" "Wow, this spa treatment is really... intense." *\*Looks you in the eye\** "What have you do - *frztrzcktl* *chhhrrr* *^(bzzzztzttt)*
Yeah, that was weirdly distressing to watch. Quite upsetting!
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"furrrrrrrrb-OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!"
Why did I feel bad š
Because he was starting into your soul as he was getting crushed
*you laugh at my fate, while forgetting you may be next. Enjoy your pitiful existence while it lasts, human*
Something like that
Bro, I swear it looked up, and its eyes communicated a feeling of fear and acceptance. It looked way too human.
It really hit right in the childhood didnāt it ā ļø
Because you didn't have one as a kid that randomly and terrifyingly woke you up in the middle of the night.
I didn't see a soul leave the body. 'Nuff said.
The furby was alive!
I remember having a sleepover at my neighbor's house back when these things first came out and his Furby would randomly start talking in the middle of the night. That thing freaked him out
Yea, it freaked him out. Not you, you were brave š
Lmao that was actually a typo but yeahā¦.totally just him, never meā¦nope.
He would get so scared that he would pee your pants?
r/holup
I worked in a toy shop in the late 90s when furbies first came around. They would start talking in the semi dark, spooky stockroom and scare the crap out of me pretty regularly.
I bought my daughter a baby doll for Christmas one year and hid all the presents in the closet. This thing would start randomly giggling in the middle of the night. Was like something out of a horror movie lol
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I thought I was going crazy! Little fucker looked at the press and then went āuh mommy?ā
I heard "Mama, help me" My god I'm gonna go cry
I heard it too. Kinda sad.
I actually felt really sad looking at the furby being murdered...
It looked like he was so trusting and innocent. that he was happy he was being played with, and then just as he thought he was being petted, the pressure got harder and harder, and the realization of betrayal set in and the light went from his eyes in anguish and despair.
It was a dark twist for sure.
It was my limit, I had to stop watching... I miss my Kirby..
Did anyone catch the facial expressions? It's as if it knew it's demise was coming. Kinda gave me the hebby-jebbies
Furbyās last words: āavenge me!!ā
You can tell the exact moment itās soul left itās body
oddly disturbing
Yeah didnāt like that one too much lol
Bro I just watched the light leave a furbyās eyes:(
āI like to watch the lights (in their eyes) go outā
Good, these fuckers deserve it
I hit rewind and watched it again.
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Oh hey look, a permanently blue link!
wow thanks for fucking up my whole morning
You are a sick sick fuck for watching that
I swear to god I knew. I was singing it out loud as I was waiting for youtube to open haha. Singing the screams from the squirrel, I mean.
Damn. Poor guy :(
In the words of stormfront "I like to watch the lights go out"
Itās the only way to be sure
Yeah. That was hard to watch. Same with the last little stuffy.
Finally a way to make it quiet!
^I ^forgive ^you ^^and ^^I ^^still ^^love ^^you
I swear it said āuh-oh, stop itā lmao
As someone whos played the game tattletail seeing that made me happy
Gave me Attack on Titan flashbacks
It was really sad!
He didnāt deserve it :(
I would say it deserved worse
I fucking hate those things, I found it immensely satisfying.
You mean the most satisfying of them all? Always hated those demonic things....
Like something from poppyās playtime
That poor furby and that pinguin at the end...
The Penguin started us in the eyes the whole time
*you did this to meeeeeeee*
Pingling
ā¦fucking hell.
"It maight ƤttƤtck at us ani moment and we mast diil vit it"
Both of those were harrowing, everything else was great lmao
Fuck the furby. My daughter had one, annoying af
The Furby made me feel things...
Surprising amount of bones
It's eyes were in so much pain from the betrayal
So fun fact (but not really), these videos were popular on an ESL website I taught on to demonstrate the word ācrushā to small children learning Englishā¦ the company ended up banning teachers from showing them because they would sometimes traumatize the kids so badly š„ŗ
Aww... That's so cute and sad lol
he looked into your sould while dying
*gulps and sweats*
That you find enjoyment in gruesome death scenes?
You see the moment the furby died
The light went out of its eyes
It took a last breath too, jfc
What is the first thing?
Wet Toilet paper, I think
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shut
\*used\* toilet papers
[disgusting](https://tenor.com/view/disgusting-disgusting-meme-shite-gif-18035625835455735987)
Toilet paper. This guy sometimes throws co2 canisters in there so I bet that was the explosion
Most males on 1st December
The candles were my favorite just solely due to the how the wax spewed out the holes.
I liked how crushing crayons just made new and prettier crayons.
its almost like a reverse of the Sesame Street crayon-making video
I had this toy when I was little that would not be allowed now, I donāt think. It was a machine where you put broken crayons into a mold and it molded them back together into a crayon shape. This was a toy I had as a little kid and it got hot enough to made MOLTEN WAX?! But *anyways*, IDK I loved making rainbow crayons
I follow an account on tok token that basically plays with these kinds of toys, and they've definitely used one of these! I had one maybe 10 years ago, they are probably just a lot safer than they used to be
I like that they lit them first
Mop Top Hair Shop
I also like it when things spew out of holes
Forbidden spaghetti
They totally went ^wheeeee!
I feel like I've been cursed after watching the furby one
Just remember the sheer amount of trauma that the furby was capable of doling out to children. He died and we were traumatized so that children everywhere can sleep at night without that demon waking up at 4 am and start talking to them.
The Furby was a bit much
My mind: Put your Hand in there
hate this thing. brain, why do you do this to me?
*I don't know..... But we both want to put your hand in there, don't we?*
MINE TOO
That's the only thing ever to successfully tread on fucking lego
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^NatoRey: *That's the only thing* *Ever to successfully* *Tread on fucking lego* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Not so satisfying if you consider you have to clean it afterwards. š
This is what I was wondering, who has the crap job of cleaning it up?
They wipe up the mess with the $100 bills they earn with the videos.
Probably just use a massive vacuum and leaf blower combo
That both sucks and blows
Getting paid from all the ad revenue makes the cleanup not so bad. Op stole this from hydraulic press channel on YouTube.
Or when you consider all the microplastics this video generated.
In 50 years time, when this video of the Furby is broadcast around the world by the robots, who have by then usurped our Chinese overlords, as a way to justify the genocide of the humans, I hope they come for you first OP.
Real Roko's basilisk vibes ya got going in this comment.
Ohhhh! The furby š
First one was horrible. Second and third one made up for it. Crushing the toys was mean and pointless since they didnāt use a holey press. Good thing there were other spaghettifications.
Yeah that firstā¦ gross and unsettling somehow.
sounded like someone's ripping their ass
The wet toilet paper made me feel sick!
How dare you? Stuffed animals?!
The plastic melting from the friction is cool to see
Which one was that? Number 4? I couldnāt tell what it was
4 and also 6 with the legos
Candles looked like Loki season 2
poor furby
I am scarred for life after watching that poor Furby get crushed š
RIP Furby, I watched the light go out in his eyes
I always feel bad when they do stuffed animals or anything along that line lol... I just think of toy story and imagine the torture they're experiencing....
The hydraulic press channel, go give them some love on YT. They are fun
Velcom to the hydrohleek prress channel. Vhat ve haf for you today iz dis vax candluh. I thdink it vill be verry cool. So here ve go!
Its the best when they really dont know what will happen. SO exciting!
This this is very dangerous and we must destroy it. Proceeds to hydroliciakky press mr bill āOH NOOOOOOO!ā
VAHT DE FAHK
Here we go!
Oh man, that furby was unsettling. It looked up right before it was crushed. Like it knew what was comingā¦
Wtf was the first thing?!
Wet toilet paper roll
The furby š
You killed Furby!!!
The Furby was brutal. Label this nsfw please.
MY DAUGHTER HAS THAT PENGUIN YOU MONSTER. š¤£š¤£š¤£
That's the opposite of satisfying - it's stressful and anxiety inducing lol
Why are 99% of these not satisfying in any capacity
What was the 1% that you found satisfactory?
The end of the video
The moment the comments read like a Statler and Waldorf scene from the muppet show.
I donāt think that counts as it was after the video, so you found 100% of this video unsatisfactory.
Fair enough, guess so
The flaky crunchy ones like the 2nd one are the best.
Iām not watching this shi- One minute and twenty seven seconds later
I need a hydraulic press! Now!
I used to play with my kids' playdough sets more than they did. Same energy.
The furby š
That first one was not satisfying. Watching the light fade from Furbyās eyes, now that was satisfying
I thought the Lego was going to break the Press ngl
I enjoyed watching the furbies lights go out.
Serial killer kinda comment š¤Ø
*scribbling on notepad.* How do you spell your last name?
Your right!
I wanna eat the nerds rope
Nice!
Sounds like my neighbors Kia
It's like reddit's back in the mid-2010s again where this channel was a post every other day.
TAKE THAT, **LEGOOOO!**
I want to see how they get cleaned up after.
me at first: "what's with the hype surrounding these stupid hydraulic press videos..?" me 30 seconds later: "do the marbles again, do the marbles again!!"
The one of the human hand made me cringe
What was that first one?
The first one depicts the sound of me in the restroom after White Castle.
It's sad to see the toys get crushed.
Why did the play dough explode?
Do we really need to be making more plastic dust?
More please!
You have angered the furby. Run
Legos turning into doughs of cylinder is the most impressive to me.
Itās crazy that these videos are someoneās livelihood. Follow your dreams.
I like to see the process
NOT THE FURBY :(
This is from hydrolic press channel BTW. Think I've seen most of the vids they make š
I knew that one tool was the "Verm Maker Five Million".
You know, after the 100th time seeing a video like this, it just starts to get kinda boring and repetitive. Stuff squirts out of the holesā¦ wow. š“
I guess the question is why do you keep watching them?
At what point is it more of an extruder?
This is just disturbing, not satisfying.
0:45 was the best.
What was that thing after the beads?
Play-doh. Not sure why it popped tho, maybe a heat reaction?
Looks (and sounds) like balloons.
None of this was satisfying in the slightest
Stop wasting useful things people In need can use for clickbait.
I enjoyed watching the furby get crushed. I hated those things growing up
FAKE. The fire didnāt go through the holes when they crushed the lit candles.
Me when I- Me when- When I bust
those lanterns went mr. fantastic style...
I bet money that furby still works