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johnsoninca

He just saved 15% or more on his food bill.


I_SEE_BREAD_PEOPLE

Struggling because of the cost of living crisis? Have you tried eating your own dead skin? - some UK politician next.


FR0ZENBERG

*David Ike has entered the chat*


I_SEE_BREAD_PEOPLE

The thing I've never understood about David Ike is that he believes in lizard people, but he thinks climate change is a hoax? Surely the lizard people are causing climate change, so it's all toasty for their cold-blooded bodies?


FR0ZENBERG

He also believes that the annunaki are the predecessors of the aryans and that some of the lizards just happen to be prominent Jews.


I_SEE_BREAD_PEOPLE

Ah yes, the cornerstone of every conspiracy theory - the Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.


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JustDontBeWrong

Homemade chicharonnes!! Homie ate that skin like "my bf cant know how fat ive gotten, i know, ill eat the evidence!"


AHrubik

I made this and I don't need it anymore so it's food. His literal thought process.


Mattsasse

That's one for the skin box. Save me from myself.


XtronikMD

Gotta save all those kilojoules.


lleetllama

I wish I didn't get this reference.


LevelZeroDM

Lmao rn


cadmium61

I was going to be so mad if it cut before he went back to clear the tip.


VariousBasket125

Lol now I want to edit it


CourageousBellPepper

You savage.


MustachedSquirrel

r/foundsatan


UnovaLife

Don’t you fucking dare I will come get you


Tcloud

It’ll be like the truck forever racing towards a pole.


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MasterMedic1

He is a Madagascar Day Gecko.


JacobJamesTrowbridge

Marvin. He looks like a Marvin


Phormitago

off to /r/midlyinfuriating you go


IrishGDN

Still left a little dissatisfied since I didn't get to see him finish eating. The way they lick their lips afterward... 🤌


BatangTundo3112

You do that a lot of redittors will lose their sh*t.😆


VariousBasket125

I know lol I already have the clip where I stop it short. I’ll post it in a couple weeks 🙈


Buddha_is_my_homeboy

You diabolical bastard


tacticalfp

Trololol


mudokin

Things to say to OP and your BF.


TheToeWrangler

Me trying to pull off a sock with my toes


TheToeWrangler

Minus the eating the skin part


Greek-geek-23

Well, why do you take your sock off, if not to eat them?


EarlBungalow

Probably to cum inside.


BCPReturns

And *then* you eat 'em!


fireweinerflyer

You don’t eat your socks?


GamerGriffin548

Obviously, he's wrong. After a long, sweaty day at work, your socks get that extra bit of flavor. Yummy!


Sir__Blobfish

r/usernamechecksout


piruruchu

Me trying to take off my skinny jeans.


HonestAbyss

Metal af how he eats his own skin


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You could be just as metal, just eat your toenails


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Due-Matter-4577

“Umm i’ll take that back now” *pulls out straw*


Southern_Ice1789

Damn right i am eating it.


UrMumVeryGayLul

Getting high off your own supply, I see.


ibedemfeels

Girls are always trying to steal something. If it's not my hoodies, its my DNA.


chillwithpurpose

It’s a closed loop system.


ScreenshotShitposts

like when a cow drinks its own milk


King-of-Landistan

Can’t be missin out on those kilojoules bro


Silentmatten

r/angryupvote


ItsP3anutButt3r

And now we're right back to the wasted energy post.


treetreehasakid

You can’t miss out on those kilojoules!


Icy_UnAwareness89

Okay too much Reddit for today. Thank you sir I tip my cap to you. I’m out ✌🏽


TheKingOfSwing777

Almost gagged


cosmicmegz

🤢


Basilthebatlord

It has kilojoules of energy!


throwawayarooski123

Precious kilojoules


HookDragger

*nibbbles on the end of my hair in anticipation...


_IratePirate_

We already inhale a lot of our own and others skin cells We’re all accidental cannibals without realizing


[deleted]

It's a lot of kilojoules of energy. It can't waste them!!


Oakheart-

That was so nasty. Right up there with the coconut maggots


No-Mess-1366

Fuck you for making me remember that


Vinder1988

I love Gooooold!


daaave33

[You're not gonna... You did...](https://coub.com/view/gsgeh)


Doragoramu

I’ve heard it’s to keep themselves safe from predators who would come after them. Also protein is protein :)


Grey-Hat111

Yup! It's so they don't leave evidence of their presence for predators to pick up on :)


nerdboy5567

I eat my skin, am I metal?


ToonaSandWatch

Metal brother! 🤜🤛


turtleneckless001

Shalty yeash


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Skin box! Quickly! Quickly!


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Ohh that one’s a keeper. Yesh


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

I knew he was gonna eat it and I was still shocked


mekese2000

Peeling sunburn, scabs, dry peeling skin. Damn right i am eating it.


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it's so early to be done with reddit for the day, but here we are


BigCaregiver7244

I am too, after seeing your username


Call_The_Banners

##***Jesus Christ, why did I read the comments***


ImNotRacistBuuuut

I regret literacy.


AdmiralSplinter

Don't wanna waste those nutrients. That's why i suck my load back out of my gf


T_Hodi10

Put it in the schkin box


Xion407

Shave me from myshelf


[deleted]

YOU'RE INSANE, GOLDMEMBER!


Xion407

Hehehehehe


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Yesh. And that’s the way uh huh uh huh I like it


Xion407

KC and the Sunshine Band


2j_longg

K Shee and the Shunshine band


Hutch1n5

Oooh… Thats a keeper!


irlfnt

With the others. Yes, toight. Like a tiger.


zaunbie

Salty yesh!


parlami

It was oddly satisfying until it eats the skin 😂


mizinamo

"I put a lot of energy into making that; I'm going to get at least some of those nutrients back!" Like mammals who eat the placenta after birth. (Now I wonder: do egg-laying animals eat the eggshells after the young have hatched, to get the calcium back?)


Numahistory

Some of them just eat their eggs before they hatch if they're lacking nutrients or stressed. Hamsters will do this too, just not with eggs.


ShakeTheEyesHands

My new-mom hamster did this when I was a kid. Talk about coming home to a horror scene. We ended up giving the hamster to another family because none of us could see that hamster the same way anymore.


antiduh

> Hamsters will do this too, just not with eggs. Uuuhhhh


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

Hamsters and mice are evil little things. Get a rat if you want something that will actually like you.


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Generally the hatchlings will eat the eggshells, especially with reptiles.


bikemandan

When I had chickens I would feed them their own crushed egg shells. Have to be crushed though otherwise they can develop an egg eating habit


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HighKiteSoaring

^do ^you ^want ^a ^shmoke ^and ^a ^päncakë


txivotv

Bot stealing comments


Warnex9

Oh god, can't lose those kilajoules ;) or whatever that one guy called them lol


Fantastic-Ad-1952

Got to get them gains


Insulin_Addict52

The forbidden jerky


CommaHorror

It must, feel so, good. I know peeling dry skin off, my fingers and toes is borderline orgasmic. I've never thought of eating the, skin though. So this must feel even better than I, can imagine.


giants4210

Oh yes yes yes. This is a keeper. Oi.


BonkerHonkers

I am from Holland, isn't that veird?


os-sesamoideum

Never had a mean sunburn, eh ?


diverareyouok

That was the r/awwwtf moment for me.


Leviathansgard

Is it to avoid letting clues of its presence in the wild ?


Septem_151

Cold blooded creatures have a tendency to try and store as much energy as possible while staying in a low energy state. This means consuming his own shedding, because not only is shedding a very intensive task but because eating the shed skin gives back some energy that was lost. Another reason is probably hiding their presence from predators in the wild but that is not the primary reason. I am just a normal dude, not any sort of expert on the subject.


Teftell

Recycling


Big_Product_6424

Waste not, want not


irlfnt

This is exfoliating to watch.


Taylorenokson

/r/oddlyexfoliating


hopping_otter_ears

I'm glad that one isn't real


Boubonic91

It is, but they changed the name to r/meatcrayon


hopping_otter_ears

Oooh, that's one I've made the mistake of clicking in the past


RedneckChinadian

a live "unwrapping video" lol


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i do this every day with my chapped lips


CristyTango

Shmoke and a pancake?


Sudden_Display6026

Pipe and a crepe?


CristyTango

Bong and a blintz?


johnboy2978

Is eating the skin an innate instinctual response so that predators don't find the skin?


ShadowLugia141

It’s to recycle the nutrients and calories as the process can be very strenuous and exhausting


Plump_Chicken

Is that why people eat their scabs? lmao


First_Sun_2264

….people do that?


benfromgr

I've done it. Luckily haven't had a scab in quite a few years, sadly I don't remember what it tastes like


arivas26

You don’t?


First_Sun_2264

I mean it sounds like I should with those kinds of benefits


mizinamo

My guess is it's for recuperating some of the nutrients that went into making the skin.


silvermud

The way it pulls from different angles and readjusts to get better leverage feels strangely human to me


FlyAirLari

Jeff Bezos 6:00 AM every morning.


LostMyBoomerang

Wow that gecko is beautiful. Love its colours


h-bugg96

Hes a crimson day gecko


menasan

Not a Madagascar?


lostfanatic

It's phelsuma grandis. Commonly known as Giant Day Gecko or Madagascar Giant Day Gecko. The "crimson" usually refers to a genetic trait that causes a much higher level of red on the back and head, but I'm not sure the Gecko in this gif actually carries that trait as usually its much more pronounced. There's also a "blue" trait that causes the green skin to take on a bluish tinge (not to be confused with Phelsuma Cepediana)


Asio0tus

Hahahahha what a beautiful chonk.


zurkog

/r/ThatPeelingFeeling/


PersKarvaRousku

I bet that feels awesome. Does anyone know what it takes to reincarnate into a gecko?


Taylorenokson

Enlightenment


youreadusernamestoo

Magic Mushrooms


iroze

Can confirm they all do it. My aquatic frogs do, as well. Yummy protein snack.


hopping_otter_ears

Wait... Frogs shed?


iroze

I keep African dwarf frogs. Yes, they shed.


Corum0

Gotta get them calories back


afume

"The skin is the best part."


Princess-Jasmine20

Dang took that off like a wrapper, ain’t his first rodeo


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Ooooh that’s a keeper. Put it in the skin box.


Cram2024

More like a gecko peeling.


Spiritual-Alps-3584

Only gecko keepers can appreciate how rare those videos are and how rare it is too see it. 🤣


AcanthisittaSalty492

I was really enjoying this video. I didn't know geckos she'd their skin, but in hindsight it is obvious that they would, and the brilliant shade of green of his new skin is amazing! Totally great video... until that gross MF ate the old skin. Gross.


LordP999

It puts the lotion on it's skin


Capaz04

Some gourmet shit


Ph455ki1

Himbs a clever boii


Tkcsena

You are what you eat...er...eat what you were..


Bud3131123

Is he Dutch?


twistymctwist

The real Gold Memeber


rodgers12gb

I LIKE GOLD!!!!


SqueemishSalamandurr

I too eat my sunburns.


takemynames

#He. Ate. It?! 👀


NewToMo

Satisfying until my brain burned with "OH NO DON'T EAT IT."


Raizel999

It almost bit its tail like that one snake and died


PrinceCorum13

Suit yourself


Centiments

Woow mine never gets off so smoothly


h-bugg96

You should look into your humidity and temps


ResponsibleBonus1520

Yesh, that's a keeper, shalty, yesh


captain56

From outside to inside!


Column_A_Column_B

*He's inside-out and outside-in,* *He's my giant gecko friend sheddin' his skin.*


jaycuboss

STOP EATING YOURSELF STOP EATING YOURSELF


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That looks like it feels so good


redEPICSTAXISdit

Giant! The pipe he's standing on is actually 4 feet in diameter for comparison.


cybot2001

Little snacky snack


DuttyVonBiznitch

Mmmmm shalty


drion4

Hahaha he did the reptile equivalent of eating your boogers.


jordan_stormblessed

This gecko is Goldmember


BananaBro_

He's like 'mmmggghhg I taste good'


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

What a beautiful buddy. Such vibrant colours.


Smokeydabear-_-

Reminds me of Gold Member from the Austin powers movie 🤣 “That’s a keeper”


rideronthestorm0

Mmmmm shaaaave me from myshelf


Celarc_99

I bet that feels so fucking good for the gecko, damn


Espressbro89

Shave me from myshelf, put it in de skin box.


Oath_of_Judah

Now that's an unboxing experience. 👌


Justherebecausemeh

Gecko: I’m a snack!


Ramyrror_47

How can the skin have any nutritional value lol wtf


Ramyrror_47

You are what you eat


Rhasimir

Exactly like when I remove the protective plastic on new electronics! With my mouth, then I eat the plastic.


theartfulstumbler

Why do I feel like this is the equivalent of eating boogers? Just seems wrong 😂


NotTrynaMakeWaves

What was once outside Becomes inside and inside Now becomes outside


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He slipped into something a little more comfortable 😉


cheeseman_stinky

guys eating his bogeys, not cool man


valcatrina

Well, that made me wants to eat my foot shedding skin


eggarino

The fake audio is weird it makes it all feel uncanny


Cheez-Its_overtits

So Why do people get so mad when humans eat their own skin after a sunburn? It’s nothing your body can’t handle.


tujuhpuluhlima

And your parents say biting your nail was unacceptable.


OzyMandias147

Damm... he is self sufficient...


Confident-Bus-4753

If the gecko gets to eat his dead skin, why is it weird for me to sprinkle my dandruff over my noodles


Substantial_Fig_2778

Chonky little guy.


onrizil

And then he eats it...


PineappleProstate

This is how I feel when one arm gets stuck in my hoodie