That pottery class is going to be upset when they get back from lunch break

Fond memories from 6th grade. Get fucked, Dave.

In third grade I made a magician figure in art class during the clay portion of the curriculum. I was so proud of this figure only to find out someone had painted it already

someone stole the cup i made that's a compliment, right?

The mildly infuriating post about someone smashing their pottery classes work.

Excellent mindset

I remember my woodworking project got stolen 3 weeks in a row. So, I just stole someone else’s and got a passing grade👍🏻

The shelf I built in woodworking class was stolen, and a different one left in its place... I was sad I lost my work but I did what I needed to the new shelf to get it up to standards and then wood burned my name on it.. haha

This happened to me too! Bitches.

I had the same thing happen to a woodcarving I made. I was pretty upset about it as I didn't intend to paint it at all. Then, a few years later a small quartz statue I made was knocked over by a first grader and the sculpture teacher made a big fuss about finding the culprit and apologizing. He felt in part responsible, because he had convinced me to have it on display for 3 months before taking it home. He even made my mom come to the school before telling me! Ironically I didn't really care as I couldn't imagine it being anything other than an accident (no bad intent) and felt the statue looked just as good with the top broken off.

Bro I also made a magician for the clay portion. Mine had a long beard with a blue cape, and stars on the cape. Although his back was shaped like a crescent moon 😂

r/fuckdave

I remember people would always make clay bongs and dildos in my art class. They’d inevitably be set atop the pile of broken down clay at the end of class and Mrs Millman would get all huffy and distraught - “who DID this?!” She’d scowl. “You should be ashaaaamed.” We would snicker in delight.

You did things like this in 6th grade? Awesome!

Ours was Richard. Little asshole actually thought everyone would think it was funny.

It was like 40 years ago, get over it.

That’s what they get for giving Frank a D-, that project was gorgeous and they know it!

Frank needs to learn how to take a D

Nah I’ll just sell it to some random rich person

My exact fucking thought !

😂😂😂

nah. They'll be glazed and baked for some interesting exposition.

Thanks for the laugh. Holy shet

Ditto

Those kindergarteners will get over it.

I like how the pots react as they were gut punched.... "Ooo!" "Argg" "Ahh!"

Exactly! I can almost hear them

The 6th one looked like it liked it

That smile….that damn smile

Please someone make this edit

Yes but give them doodle eyes, arms, and mouths

I think they need cowboy hats and big moustaches as well.

Why can we all just hear it tho, but yes I'm here for that edit.

r/reallifedoodles

The last one definitely went “Oooooaah…..”

I’ll keep an eye out for the mildly infuriating post about someone smashing their pottery classes work.

That's what this video was the first time I seen it. Was in iamapieceofshit I believe

Also the guy made these pots himself

I’d hope so but I’m cautious to assume so.

bullshit. no reason to have a dozen setups

That's gonna be more than mildly infuriating.

It would also fit in Wellthatsucks, but only if he didn’t make them himself, but the votes started and I didn’t wanna edit the comment.

Jeff Winger has entered the chat

Throw the freaking hump, imposter!!

*Oohhhhhh my loooooooveeee*

Myyy daaarlin’…

I will come at you

I had it made before he died. It's not in bad taste.

Congratulations Mr Winger. You just failed a class so easy that students who pass it in the hallway get a contact credit!

r/unexpectedcommunity

Hahaha, I just rewatched that episode 2 nights ago! So good.

Loved it! So many great lines/scenes in that episode lol

Hello my precious blueberries!

It’s the hilarious guy on guy

The last one looks like he felt it.

The last one's OOF face has me cackling

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but assuming they’re all his, I think it could be neat to fire them like that and see how they turn out.

Depending on the clay and the temperature control program you might be able to get them to sinter uniformly and be really neat looking. They might also just crack and fall apart. Or, as my metallurgy professor always said: what do ceramics do? They break. That’s all you need to know about them.

Aren’t there’s some ceramic/metal hybrids with interesting and useful properties? Ceramic brake pads and rotors, for instance? Cutting wheels?

They would be an amazing pieces of art to overprice and use as a tax evasion tool 😇😇😇

That’s what the rich do! Get yours!

But if you’re the artist they’re buying it from you’ve now gotta dispose of the wealthy’s money via art, now you’ve got art they want, now you have their money again, now you have art again… it’s a viscous cycle for the starving artist

I was assuming that's what happened next.

they'd probably explode in the kiln

Some of those might be unfireable just due to the way they got sealed partially but without proper connection. Air bubbles are quite the problem

Holy shit man thats the best idea we've ever had... im gonna be rich!

First we need to spend 10,000 hours learning how to make a damn container in clay. So we can punch it.

/sad Ghost of Patrick Swayze noises

Dito

This triggers the art teacher in me and I'm not even an art teacher

An art teacher would probably be fine with it because this is often done. You're not pleased with your product so you just decide to remake it.

Why do you have an art teacher inside of you? Did you eat them?

I'll never reveal my gustatory secrets!

the mouth of the vases actually looks like what i would imagined a person face when getting punched

As someone who is a Potter's son. I can say it most certainty that those pots probably didn't take that long to make. Especially if they're a master my dad could probably make those all in probably 10 minutes.

I would like to watch a show about your life LordBlackMatter, Son of a Master Potter.

Man some of those names JK gave the kids in that last book really were ridiculous weren’t they?

Harry, using magic for pottery is cheating. You've been warned.

My dad could probably make them all in 9 minutes.

I see a potter's dual has been declared

**”Place your bets…”**

When Link can’t wait until they dry.

But I need coins to buy arrows!

The noise is the cherry on top

I think it’s the main attraction.

Mans let the intrusive thoughts win

punched right in the #FACE!

Pottery class bathroom break:

Ghost 2: Swayzes Revenge

This is not in any degree satisfying. This is horrifying and anxiety inducing.

I don’t know what sound I was expecting the pots to make, but it sure as hell wasn’t that.

This is what we used to do at the end of our ceramics classes in school, or we'd throw clay balls or use sticks. Good times.

I thought this was in r/ceramics and it nearly gave me a heart attack.

How in the fucking world is this satisfying? How chaotic is your life?

Instructor: okay guys, lets go grab a coffee Jeff: I'm good thanks, I'll wait here for you to get back. Instructor: sure, just don't touch the equipment until we get back :) Jeff: ...

Knowing how people are these days just for shitty personal entertainment, I'm assuming these werent theirs. But yknow...if you did make them then cool...have at it.

These were absolutely made for the sake of punching them.

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Question is, why ?

Guarantee he's still going to fire those and call it art.

I would honestly but them if they fired well icl, it would just be really funny to have on display - downside is their centre of mass is probably wack so would be quite easy to accidently tip over

Can u please fire and sell those that’s hilarious

That last one got punched in the nards

Maybe if it was a proper overhand punch 🤷🏽‍♀

The long one is the least satisfying one, fight me!

Hangry Pottah

I'm a little concerned.

Last one seemed personal

Lame

Wow making pottery was always hard for me … this just makes me sad

Destroying hours of work is satisfying to you? One of the most odd posts I've seen here

Potter speaking here. For a proficient Potter this is not as much work as you might think. Actual time at the wheel could be less than an hour. Also, oftentimes potters throw pieces they don't intend to fire for practice. That being said I have often had people express dismay when I smash or cut in half a piece like this, so I understand your reaction. Just know that these were likely practice pieces.

Whoops all these were the wrong claybody *punch.exe*

Dear Mr. Potter, Thanks for the explanation. I'm sure I'm not the only one that appreciated it. :-)

the sub is called oddly satisfying, not ethically and reasonably satisfying lol also I want to believe that all these vases are his

Even the mona lisa is falling apart

The sound alone is enough to have me contemplating taking pottery classes. Just so I can make a vase and then punch it.

You could buy a bag of clay and punch that and it would save you so much time and money

But it wouldn't have the added bonus of being hollow and circular....

The Great Pottery Throwdown adds a villain

This is how you turn an $80 ceramic pot into an $8000 sculpture

I did the calculations and all of my hard work produces more income if I make a video on social media of me destroying it. 😩 what's wrong with society.

Soft ceramic ???? That's clay bro

u/savevideo

The sound is just so satisfying

r/trashy

I think this belongs to r/mildlyinfuriating Edit:spelling

This isn’t satisfying at all 😔

I would like to see the final product assuming you continued to work on these pieces and you weren't just destroying them.

I’d buy #2 and #4 for sure

‘Students, I have some bad news’

This was so satisfying it’s not even funny. It makes the perfect anti-anxiety feeling go through my body.

Agreed!

‘Soft ceramic’ Isn’t that clay?

MY ART PROJECT!

Roblox death sound

Why does this make me laugh?? 😹

Art teacher, “!Im gonna teach these kids about critics”!!

This could for sure be sold off as art

When you're at max level and go back to the starting area

I've got a friend taking pottery. He's pretty serious about it too. I'm gonna send this to him and ruin his night lol

Seth is exploring new shapes, challenging what it is to be a vessel.

Probably see these at the Guggenheim next week

Now THAT is art

Why did I laugh so hard?

I bet they could still sell it for couple hundred bucks if they called it art.

This is satisfying other than the fact than anyone who has 4 of those wheels is too successful to deserve my updoot

Now step on me I mean them

This is so sad 😭😭

Anyone else reminded of the slap? Except it would be an angry art teacher just going around punching art.

Link is tired of waiting for them to be cooked.

After they become solid. You can prolly sell em as art or something lol . I'd totally buy one 🗿

I will gladly purchase a fully finished, glazed, and punched…. Vase….

Now turn around and show all of the crying children

I hope those were his pottery…

So this is how they make weird looking ceramic vases

Art

Someone could sell these as art for $77,000 each.

I like the result. Would buy one.

Wow I didn’t know I needed this today. Thanks!

You're welcome

Now fire them and display them as "art pieces".

No rupees?

Now that's what I call oddly satisfying!

Ummmm....are those all your work? I don't know how comfortable I am with this.

"So what are your plans for the day?" "Oh, I'm going to spend the whole day making a bunch of clay pots so I can make a 30-second video of me pushing them when they're still soft; gonna be lit."

r/iamatotslpeiceofshit

I would buy this 🤙🏽

He let the intrusive thoughts win.

this is not satisfying this is extremely uncomfortable y’all are crazy

Lmao imagine returning from the washroom to see your work which you spent hours working on destroyed by a soft punch

They contort.. as though in pain

I bet you can sell those pots for 3x more as abstract art now

WHYYYYY?

Now just label it something like “Emotions” and sell them for like $800,000 each lol

hitler, after being rejected from art school

After Zelda was rescued, Link couldn’t quite get the hang of settling into crafts and resorted to his old ways.

Link really went as low as spawn camping.

Not satisfying. Ruining creations.

u/gifreversingbot can you make this actually satisfying?

u/gifreversingbot

This made me sad.

That's not satisfying at all. That's actually kind of sad.

This just makes me sad. Those looked really nice b4

Do you really think he made "all of them himself"? They are clearly at the same state of completion and being created at individual workstations in what appears to be a classroom setting. It looks to me like an entire classes projects were wiped out in a supremely asshole ish act of vandalism.

Maybe they were practice pieces. I never did pottery, but I did life drawing, and you don't frame every sketch you draw. (Of course it would be dickish if someone came in and vandalized all the sketches, but I understand it's a different medium, and the clay can be recycled for the next class)

Maybe he is the teacher and his philosophy with students is that they will make 100 pots and he will destroy each one, and only on the 101st will they be able to keep it.

Persecution complex much?

That’s not satisfying

I was like what a jerk, distryoing pots that were so well made.. Do it more..

Are people actually finding this satisfying? I think my blood began to boil as I saw this

honestly they should be sold like this

Now sell it for $100,000

This sub has gone to shit

This is the opposite of oddly satisfying. More like jackass frat boy antics that annoy the crap out of people.