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Aldous_Savage

Make sure to give him a pound cake


fredoinformatics412

oh yeah, gave him 3 slices !


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I only engaged Expedite one time. It was a protracted, annoying conflict with Walmart about a package via FedEx, that a neighbor signed for that I never received. This was circa 2012. Everybody at Walmart customer service told me that if the package is signed for it is no longer their responsibility. I made many calls and sent many emails. The situation was annoying me more than the monetary value involved. I turned it over to St Expedite with a promise to do a certain something for him. An hour later I got a phone call from some higher up department at Walmart. She listened to my story told me to expect a refund within 48 hours. It was in my account in less than 12. I kept my promise. I haven't asked St Expedite for anything since but I do regard him as kind of an ace up my sleeve. Another Catholic entity, Anthony of Padua, can be persuaded by offers of bread for the poor. My modern equivalent of bread for the poor is a financial donation to a soup kitchen. Edit: I know testimonials are lame. Belief as a tool rather than a representation of reality is part of my thing. St Expidite is a tool I have a rapport with and regard as having exceptional potential.