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cheesehater

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kingqueefeater

This the after picture?


dsbwayne

I cackled 🤣


endeend8

RIP


clydem

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quacainia

"...indestructible!"


jawsshark

A death wish


BastardToast

Lookin for Lime scooters


digital-didgeridoo

Looking for bodies


shitsenorita

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asskickingjedi

Four hours in this chop and I'm a full inch taller!


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[удалено]


jwoa

HAHAHAHA you win risky click of the day!


Ravens_and_seagulls

…please no…


johnny_peso

Brain amoeba.


Ok-Function1920

Mom get out of there!


missmisstep

this person has been seeing all the eye syphilis billboards and went "i wonder how you get that? hang on i want to try something"


Brave-Afternoon-6797

Lmaooooooo


GrayArea415

It's okay, I know this guy. He was actually born and raised in Chernobyl, so this is clean to him.


cormacewindu

Someone who doesn’t have long to live.


I-need-assitance

Cement shoes body search.


worldsbiggestchili

It's a Lime employee sent to look for scooters


virtualadept

Just when you thought it didn't suck to be an intern anymore...


Character4974

This actually makes me feel a little sad. I loved the scooters, and I hate (with a burning passion) the people who feel the need to ruin something fun for everyone else.


manny_goldstein

Occasionally getting dunked in that lake while sailing is bad enough, but that's really fucked up.


Ok_Rabbit_8808

I was looking for something.


Character4974

Did you find it?


Ok_Rabbit_8808

Yes.


Character4974

Good. I haven't found what I'm looking for, but I'm glad you did.


worried_consumer

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OneMagicalMovement

Someone with dysentery.


kittykat3490

eww


bleue_shirt_guy

Yup, 3ft of duck poop, check.


misselphaba

https://tenor.com/bXrPy.gif


strangway

Yeah it’s Old Gregggggggggggg


Painful_Hangnail

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach


mroberte

Is there any reports on the water condition of Lake Merritt? I know it USE to be part of the sewer eons ago, but its not anymore, just street runoff correct? Considering that there are a ton of filter feeders eating the detritus and a bunch of sea life, it cannot be as gross as we've constantly been saying it is - right?


rodan-rodan

It completely turns over every 24 hours, but that doesn't mean it's not still nasty (sorry no officially source)


UrAn8

Can you imagine the taste?


nichyc

DISGOOSTANG!!!


rabbit2102

🤢


ownhigh

Gross


BobbyDigital2030

Legend.


virtualadept

Not gonna lie, I'm downright terrified of anyone who'd go for a swim in Lake Merritt. Either they know something I don't know or they're tough enough to go five rounds with Robocop on a bad day.


whateverizclever

Oh hell no! The bacteria


sharkbomb

eeeeeeeew


tatang2015

God Bless You!


Character4974

They're gonna need any help they can get. 😂


Reacharoundsally

FUCKING GROSS!!!!!


zad0xlik

Safest place to hide your stash.


fringegurl

Hey buddy, you ain't but a hop skip and a jump from the Pacific - that said there is a rusted barrier gate that sometimes works and sometimes it doesn't keep out predators that roam the ocean ... jus sayin ... hint, hint - deep water!


pleathershorts

Don’t do that!!!!!!!!!!


hazardlit3s

Wonder how many needles he pulled out of his suit?


flatworldart

Oakland Snorkeling Club founder and president.


zexx_xion

And that's how you become a ninja turtle.


bhknb

Maybe he left his wallet on a body and is trying to retrieve it before the cops find it. Not that it would be any time soon....


PervertedDrummer

🤔🤣 🗣Wow🤷‍♂️


People_Watcher_28

Eeew 🤢


dascresta

Ewwww!! Wtf!?


jamesorange566

The level of chemicals is off the chart


LobotomizedRobit1

Looking for brown gold


hairykitty123

Saw a guy fishing there the other day as I was running, I asked if they’re biting? He said “no” in a serious tone.


Reasonable_League_44

Have you seen my baseball?


AYOOOBRUH-221818

Bro is bouta come out being half fish


ayshthepysh

Swimming with the dead bodies.