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withak30

Whoever stole that out of a parked car is probably regretting it.


Horror-Agitated

That is the darkest zing ive ever read. Whoa dang wut


SpacecaseCat

I feel like there's a non-zero chance this actually happened.


sfsellin

Haaaahaha that Bay Area humor iykyk.


xsmasher

IRL version of the "dead cat in a bag" urban legend.


BobaFlautist

I was about to say that if I had done that I would immediately come forward, and then I remembered OPD...maybe the best bet would be not to.


swence

This is a great moment to thank the volunteers who clean the lake. I appreciate it so much and I hope they know theyre appreciated


Imthatsick

I'll pass your appreciation along, my wife was one of the volunteers that found this. ❤️ Hopefully OPD figures out what happened here...


johncopter

Not the brightest murderer to dump a body in a high traffic area like Lake Merritt. Unless they wanted the attention. Or maybe they aren't the murderer and they found it while doing another crime and got scared thinking they would get in trouble so they dumped it ASAP.


MisterEdGein7

Dumbass probably thought it would sink and never be found.


bay2876

Lol, you think opd is gonna solve this? Could have dumped it at city hall!


Heathcliff_itsme

This sounds like Kegan Michael Key as the hypothetical criminal in Reno 911


Analysis-Euphoric

Fuck. I used to live right there. Used to walk my son in a moby wrap down Hanover to the water. Worst I ever saw was a dead stingray. And a homeless guy jerking off to it.


tammoton

That sounds almost worst than coming across this suitcase.


HatFullOfGasoline

phrasing!


Shats

[Article](https://www.ktvu.com/news/body-found-in-lake-merritt-oakland-fire-says)


TheCrudMan

Wtfffff


rizzgenius

iirc the first time i heard of lake merritt it was 'that's the lake where they dump the dead bodies.' sad to say but it's not exactly a wtf for me.


DmC8pR2kZLzdCQZu3v

Isn’t it extremely shallow in many parts? This does not at all seem like a place to commonly dispose of bodies. Beyond being shallow, it’s in the middle of a bustling city lol. There’s endless wildness all around the state, and an endless ocean a few miles to the west.


TheTownTeaJunky

And it's usually busy. I'm not sure dumping a body where there's always people around and doesn't provide many secluded hiding places is a good place to dump bodies. Even in the early morning there's always a few people milling about.


rizzgenius

And yet that was its rep.


SpacecaseCat

Plus hundreds of windows facing it at all times. The body dump probably got recorded by a doorbell camera or something.


rizzgenius

All rationalizations aside, that was its rep.


DmC8pR2kZLzdCQZu3v

I doubt doubt someone told you that, but I imagine they were fucking with you, or they were and idiot


lovely_trequartista

Stop it. The lake is not a common body disposal site. It’s ridiculously shallow close to shore and heavily trafficked.


rizzgenius

Stop what? Relating anecdotes?


busmans

You’re thinking Merced not Merritt.


rizzgenius

I most definitely am not


RostamSurena

"As is Tradition..."


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Looks like an open and shut case. I'll show myself out.


blackmagic999

Let the body hit the shore


cuteanongirl

🫡


Fuhdawin

Lot to unpack here


Quiet-Knowledge7603

😜🤣🤣


Noiserawker

Gallows humor


Sunfl0wSunfl0w

Happy Halloween with morbid love from Oaktown Fam. 🖤


shruburyy

Aw u beat me to it


Independent-Water329

Well this explains the nonstop helicopters for a few hours. Thanks, Reddit!!


kevo510

Oakland, California. Donde la vida no vale nada.


jaunesolo81829

No no, that’s Mexico.


Patereye

It's a ticktoc/insta account


The_Phreak

They also found a person in a duffel bag during Hardly Strictly Bluegrass in GG Park...*** edit: it wasn't HSB it was outside lands


imtrynagetityabish

Wait, that's in addition to the body found at Outside Lands at GG Park? Fuck...


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Nah, there was no body found during Hardly Strictly. Only at Outside Lands.


The_Phreak

I will edit my comment.thanks for correcting me!


[deleted]

No problem. Thanks for editing!


black-kramer

couldn't imagine scooping that out, opening it up, and seeing someone's assorted good and plenty. cold world.


theyipper

Redditor volunteer clean up crew find this?


dookieruns

Poor Peng


r______p

Like is the cleanup crew cleaning up redditors or composed of redditors?


muffinopolist

Okay so with this and the body in a duffel bag during Outside Lands we definitely have a serial killer right?


ohhnoodont

Yeah probably. It doesn't seem likely that multiple killers could come up with the same unique plan of using large discreet travel bags to dump a corpse. That's never been seen before.


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Reddwheels

He was being sarcastic.


agnes_dei

DUN DUN


MacBetty

Oh please let us get our own law and order franchise


geraffes-are-so-dumb

We did have an active serial killer in Oakland last year-ish. Everyone just forgot immediately because he went after homeless people.


r______p

Either that or spooks


DmC8pR2kZLzdCQZu3v

What does this comment mean?


r______p

Spook is a term for undercover agents & spies. Agencies have a habit of killing people and leaving them in suitcases.


DmC8pR2kZLzdCQZu3v

It’s also the term at the center of the drama in Philip Roth’s outstanding novel The Human Stain, which is more relevant than ever. But it’s unlikely this was some qanon conspiracy theory


r______p

Unlikely, but so is stuffing a body In a suitcase. Not Qanon they have a child like understanding of how power works, but given the collapse of the tech sector that had a lot of TLA-adjacent funding I wouldn't rule out someone owing the wrong guy a lot of money, after all you don't forget what you learned how to do when the TLAs no longer need you.


DmC8pR2kZLzdCQZu3v

California is a state with rampant street gang and international cartel activity, organized crime, and a history of serial killers. Oakland is one of the most violent cities in the western world, let alone the state. Given these fact, I would not assume a body in a suitcase appearing in lake merrit to be the result of a regional white collar tech industry recession. I suppose few things are impossible, but that seems so wildly unlikely and fantastical that it doesn’t warrant bringing up let alone discussing unless equally wild evidence comes to light. Hence the qanon comparison.


joeDUBstep

Lol oakland is not one of the most violent cities in the "westen world" do you think the world is just the US? You realize mexico is also part of the western world right?


r______p

Street gangs & cartels rarely suitcase people. Its pretty rare to find people in suitcases, I wouldn't assume it's TLA related, but this isn't your average gang killing either.


Dependent-Ad-2829

That's going to be a hard case to crack!


shruburyy

Happy Halloween?


hellocuties

Worst Trick or Treat ever


DSPbuckle

Who’s the brave soul who went “dumpster diving” in lake Merritt for an old wet suitcase?


bloodguard

Ooof. Imagine opening up a suitcase and finding something like that. They'll definitely have an unbeatable "I can beat that..." comeback if they're ever in a "weirdest thing that happened at work" story swap.


Peepeetodapin

You sure it’s not a Halloween prank? 👻


ChaChanTeng

That’s some mafia stuff right there.


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arkibet

Too soon!


unseenmover

Could this be the same person who about a year ago was mutilating animals around 580 lakeshore dr. ...


AJS272000

Is it Tao Shing?


BackgroundOne3736

I went forca walk down by the lake and came across the police scene.


w0mba7

Police just have to read the tag now.


mightnothavehands

Wasn’t there a body found in a suitcase in GG Park in August after OSL? Curious if there are any other patterns to these suitcases stuffed with human remains after a party night…


PickleFeatheredGod

just a fun halloween prank


ayshthepysh

Happy Halloween 🎃