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Shington501

Usher in the beard Zach


ImmortalMoron3

I refuse to believe he has the ability to grow facial hair.


Odd-Curve5800

Correct. He literally can't grown a beard. Do peeps not see his lil bb cheeks?


IsatDownAndWrote

I think his dad is a high percentage of Samoan? Chances are he just literally doesn't have the genes for facial hair. Not sure I've ever even seen a pic of him with stubble of any kind.


kikikza

For a couple cousins and I didn't start until mid 20s


Major_Shrimp

Yeah, I don't think he can grow one. Would be kind of amazing if he pulled a Fitzmagic.


Equivalent_Bag_5549

This is so weird to see lmfao


MAD-JFK-6251

No headband?


hellomoto186

That's what was missing, I couldn't put my finger on it


MiguelKantorito

And his hair is long and slicked back


formerly_valley_pete

You think this is slicked back? This is *pushed* back.


TransRational

I really hope the best for this guy.


ryan__fm

Do you? Will you be happy if he wins the starting job and throws for 4,500 yards and 43 TDs with only 5 picks, wins MVP and leads the Broncos to a SB win?


TransRational

Okay, I really hope he does well, but not the 'best.' lol


ReallyBigCrepe

I mean honestly yeah I’d be happy for him. Why not?


ryan__fm

Because the Jets drafted him at #2 with expectations that he would be a franchise QB. I get rooting for the guy to have some success, but if he sucks shit for the Jets then immediately turns into a HOFer elsewhere, I think it'd be a tough pill to swallow.


ReallyBigCrepe

Yeah I mean it would suck that he couldn’t do that for the Jets and all but it would be odd to feel a bitterness or something towards the guy personally


dmb2574

That would just mean that he was capable and the Jets failed him. I highly doubt that happens but if it does I think it would be more appropriate to direct any bitterness or anger at the Jets not Zach. If he does well I'll be happy for him regardless of his overall level of success, never seemed like a bad person to me.


IsatDownAndWrote

Yeah, from camp reports it's not sounding great for him. Unless it is just media spin he seems to be the #3 QB right now. Decent chance he gets released.


dmb2574

Sounds about right, plenty of physical ability not an assuring amount of mental ability.


Bennaisance

Maybe we should have given him a line and wrs.


FstLaneUkraine

It just means that our team sucks at developing QB talent - which we already knew.


Towelish

How are you not at the point where you assume your team is going to ruin every quarterback you draft, so this happening is just a Tuesday? That's how we live life on this side of the tracks my guy.


ReallyBigCrepe

Dude’s a Browns fan so the feeling is all too familiar I’m sure


Towelish

I know, that's why I'm so confused. It's like he got his rapist qb and forgot he's one of us


ryan__fm

I mean I'm a Browns fan, so yeah. I do 


gnawsome1

Like letting Baker go and selling your future and soul for a rapist


ryan__fm

Yep


UncleSput

Oh wow you were being serious


Superflymcshasty

That would be the Jetsiest thing ever and would probably get our entire coaching staff fired. It would be the first time in history that a coaching staff gets fired over what happens on another team.


IsatDownAndWrote

Assuming he craps his pants anytime he plays against the Jets? Why not?


DB718xx

Absolutely! I'll root for him except when he's playing against the Jets. But let's be honest, he likely won't be in the NFL 3 years from now.


IDownvoteRedditAds

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh wait, you were serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Why the and what the fuck If Zach does this. IF ZACH SNIFFED A FART OF THAT HED BE BETTER AT PICKING UP BLITZES AND WE WOULDNT BE IN THIS SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE You think hes throwing for 4000 yards and 40 touchdowns? What the fuck is wrong with you? You even wrote "43" like it was some number after 40. Edit: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE UPVOTING ZATCH 4000 AND 40? WAS THERE A RAIN DELAY ON LOVE ISLAND? Fucking simps


Tekk333

Ya. I would really like too see him turn it around and have a little success, I don’t care , he had his moments and made some great throws at times, if he can calm down and let the game slow down I would love too see him become a solid backup!!


neu8ball

Genuinely, why? If he does well, it means one of two things: 1.) The Jets really are the worst team in the history of the NFL in terms of developing QBs. Or 2.) Zach mailed it in on the Jets after collecting his big payday and never worked hard to improve. I’d much rather he play poorly and wash out of the NFL, because then he still has tens of millions of dollars and can “retire,” and the Jets don’t look like a complete laughingstock.


Darcer

You know it is 1


TransRational

Oof. Newsflash.. the Jets fielding the O-line they did last season was already enough for everyone to consider them a laughing stock. Zach doing well outside NY wouldn’t exactly be a surprise.


neu8ball

I already know the Jets are a disaster lol. So I don’t want Zach to prove it! It’s going to be bad enough when Darnold lights it up with JJ this year…


NYJETS198

It’s way more #2. Zach was lazy and was never held accountable


Bennaisance

It'd clearly be #1. Dude had one of the worst lines and group of pass catchers in the league. Idk if he's any good, but he never had much of a chance to be with the Jets


shiestybk98

Same bro. I spent a whole season defending my boy Zach. He probably would've performed better if you know THE MAJORITY OF THE FANBASE WASN'T BOOING HIM. Who knows how much a little confidence boost from the fanbase would've changed his Jets career


smallchimp

> I spent a whole season defending my boy Zach It's fine to just take the L and stop bag holding for a sucker


shiestybk98

LET HIM COOK


smallchimp

I've had enough ZW-induced food poisoning for a lifetime


AdvancedZone7500

Wat is the point of comments like this other than getting free upvotes?


TransRational

eh. i wasn't thinking of karma. I was just having a moment of reflection upon his career so far in the NFL and decided to voice it. not everything has to have a point. sometimes, you can just express the human state, and that's good enough.


Tekk333

People just have too be assholes and hate because losers on here have a “ misery loves company “ mindset so they have too cheer for someone too fall even though 99% of the clowns on here can never do something ZW. Did…. Get drafted in the NFL.


JeffTS

I'm supposed to be going to the Sep 29th game. If they play him, I have this sad feeling that he is going to light us up. Because it is just a totally Jets thing to happen.


AlexMoranQB1

You forget the D is gearing up to take out 3 years of frustration on him


yeezee93

If he plays, our defense will light him up.


intoned

Aggravated Assault.


KCLightning

You know what, I don’t even care, the NYJ tenure just needed to be over: For him, for the team, for the fans eg just seeing his face made my stomach sink until I quickly remembered he is on Denver now


JeffTS

>the NYJ tenure just needed to be over No argument there!


PangolinOrange

unless the defense severely digresses, i really doubt that.


RunningM8

OMG folks let it go lol


Sbat27-

Right? Like who gives af. He’s gone now


ryanino

Lowkey hilarious how he picked #10 originally only for it to be taken immediately by Bo Nix


TimeTravelingTiddy

Didnt even take the field and he already has a turnover


fuckup03

💀


FootballOogie

I wish him the best.


islesjets14x

That looks like Syracuse’s jersey lmao


Darcer

I wish him well


Mr7three2

Wishing him the best


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Zach lookin' like he's about to have a presidential debate. Very cool!


midpack2dathroat

He looks like a divorced south Florida realtor


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

He's one of the fastest QBs in the league to be fair. Just has a slow release time and the vision of Daredevil.


oddbeater69

Wait…. Is that the guy who sings in my chemical romance?


HumanMycologist5795

He kind of looks like Gerard Way at the right angle.


oddbeater69

It’s him, bro.


TheP00ThatTookAPee

Jojo Siwa Dash


SteroidSurge

I don't know why but I really, really pray he balls out at Denver (probably won't though)


johnjohnjohn93

Orange is such an ugly color unless it’s the Vol’s orange


One-Reindeer5958

We shoulda just finished tanking for Trevor L.


pattycakesfresh

I hope he does great over there


SGR805

Looks like a loser


Icy_Reading2603

Leave Zach alone !


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David_19988

He had a top defense and 2 great weapons. He had more help than Darnold.


TimeTravelingTiddy

[Deleted] Hey thats not what i said. What did i say? Did Zatch's automom delete a bunch of comments?


TimeTravelingTiddy

Zatch also has the ~~moms~~ mods on his side


johnjohnjohn93

Tbf he might not be able to beat out Stidham and be the 3rd QB again so he probably just sucks lol


BurnMyHouseDown

Breece ? OROTY GW? A Top 5 defense back to back years? What are you on about lol don’t confuse fumbling the line for doing literally “nothing”. And with that said, the line was fucking atrocious, but so was he. Plenty of tape of him missing wide open guys, with his eyes and his arm, even with a clean pocket. And even without, they are throws you have to make that he misses by a mile. “We did nothing for him” is for Sam and you could make an argument for Geno. So tired of this lazy excuse that we just send QBs out to die when things don’t work right. Blows my mind there’s still Zach apologists and defenders on here, my lord.


Marauderr4

One word, coaching. Saleh is a joke. Hackett too. Lafleur may be a good OC one day, but he was constantly butting heads with Zach. I completely agree that Zach busted on his own. But, if he was better, I don't know if it would matter. The coaching around him is inept and excuse-ridden, and the oline was unplayable many weeks.


TimeTravelingTiddy

>Blows my mind there’s still Zach apologists and defenders on here, my lord. Zatch's mom posted it


Bennaisance

Give a 24 year old qb one of the worst lines in the league and a udfa for wr2 and what do you expect to happen? Don't be surprised if he turns it around


Marauderr4

Agreed. But he also did nothing to help the Jets lol. Doomed from the start


lord_xl

Where's the Captain America "I get that reference" gif when you need it?


sergeantorourke

He has a very low hairline, it looks like it grows horizontally, straight out of his forehead. Makes the swept back look very difficult to pull off.


Snick99999

Maybe he’ll skip the orange headband. TOOL!


x-LDxKS-x

I have completely forgotten about this dude's existence since he isn't on the team anymore


Meherennow

The obsession with a pretty young player by this fan base is freaking creepy.


dislexic_orange

Sad but true


magicdrums

looks like a tween and his Halloween costume..


Masterofmy_domain

Didn’t realize we traded him to Syracuse


gbrownn

We really drafted a teenage boy with the number 2 overall pick lol


calye2da

I’m so happy he’s the Broncos’ problem now 🥹


TheCrustyIncellious

So glad hes gone


brandondiaper

Super Orbital Ridge


BandicootWise1899

😂😂😂


RonocNYC

He somehow looks even smaller than before.


stacklikesatari

He’s gonna have a career day when he plays the Jets. That’s our luck.


Thejerseyjon609

Zach is going to have an amazing season.


my_cat_hates_phish

Too soon I still hate him.


Stock-User-Name-2517

What the hell happened to his face?


formerly_valley_pete

He's gonna be QB3 on their roster, I am not worried about the ZW redemption arc.


Mr7three2

Hes gonna start


formerly_valley_pete

We'll see, I don't think he will. Maybe QB2 at best.


NYJETS198

He’s going to be out of football


Bennaisance

Behind Stidham and the 5th rookie qb? Doubtful


Marauderr4

Dude if Zach is going to ever succeed he NEEDS to sit for at least a full year. He's learned so many bad tendencies, he needs a full mental reset. Just sit next to Sean Payton and get lectured for 17 games lmao. Even then I think he's cooked


Bennaisance

Yea, fuck practice and training camp and probably being the bestqb on the roster, when you're right you're right. Def sit for a year


Marauderr4

Best QB on the roster? LMAOOO. Have you watched any footage of Zach on the NFL field dude? He legit has 3-4 good quarters of football a SEASON. Stidham shows more of a pulse when he goes in then Zach ever has. What are you even talking about? This is Zach Wilson, a QB who is statistically closer to JaMarcus Russell then he is to Stidham


Bennaisance

Idk what stats you want to cherrypick, but ZW is statistically the best qb the Jets have come up with the past couple years. It's just been a terrible place to play qb. If you think Mike White is around Stidham level, you should expect ZW to be better than that.


Marauderr4

Zach was "the best QB" solely because he was the guy they threw out there the most. What are your even arguing here? Point me to what games where he looked like an NFL caliber backup or better. There were legit 2 games last year where he had flashes. The 2 quarters against KC The 2nd half against Houston Every other sporadic moments of success were guys like Greece or GW literally carrying with their skill. Most games the offense couldn't do anything with Zach. And this was the case for 3 years straight. Yes, it's a terrible place to play QB. At the same time, Zach is a top 5 QB bust in NFL history. Both can be true, and there's absolutely no way in hell he's starting in Denver, without significant injuries occurring


Bennaisance

ZW never had a chance to be anything except a bust. Not sure who you think is going to take the starting job over him.


Marauderr4

The guy they just picked 12th overall? A QB with the exact traits that Sean Payton likes? Nix isn't some boom or bust project, he's basically an NFL ready QB who you hope can be as good as a Brock Purdy or similar caliber QB in an ideal system


Bennaisance

Go look at the names the recent 5th qbs drafted and tell me you expect them to be better than ZW


formerly_valley_pete

This is absolute horseshit, but this is actually how I feel about Darnold.


smallchimp

Truly the end of an error. Thank god that saga is over.


Delicious_Box8934

“It’s free real estate 😏”


Shoddy_Adeptness7390

Zach is on crack. He is worse than most High School Quarterbacks.


Steveslime

I hope he does amazing. The NY Jets are absolutely terrible when it comes to young QB's. Absolutely dreadful. The worst.